#WHY CANT I FUCK YOU IN GAME FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lord have mercy...
he's overcome with uncontrollable lust
#eri the orphan#dol pc#dol jordan#jordan the pious#HBJERBJHFJHBERBFHJERBHJF#IM BARKING#BITES JORDAN#CHEWS ON HIM LIKE A CHEW TOY#WHY CANT I FUCK YOU IN GAME FUCKING HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#the milfilication of jordan the pious starts now#off to make some spicy art of them!!!! hehehe#dol#dol related#degrees of lewdity#MY COMPUTER IS STRUGGLING#THATS HOW BEAUTIFUL JORDAN IS#MFER IS CAUSING OPHELIA TO SUFFER#BHERHFBHEJRFJJEBRHFHJEJBRHF#but yes anyways time to sleep heheh#BUT SOON#i will post spicy of these two#and you guys will be so sick of me HBRHJEFBHJER#jordan x pc
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the no spoiler rule in later ace attorney games is stupid because it never followed up on the gavin brothers, thalassa gramarye, locked beloved characters in the basement never to be seen again, etc etc etc but the missed potential that i havent been able to stop thinking about is that the phantom should have been callisto yew from investigations.
like. an assassin/spy from a foreign government? murdering the parent of a weird little girl and then framing said weird little girl for murder seven years later? who is a genius at disguising themselves as other people and worming their way into investigations?
like just change some stuff about the psychology profile of the phantom. like instead of having no readable emotion they force themselves to experience extreme emotions when putting on a front. like giggling uncontrollably. the way callisto yew does. idk it's not a very hard fix the opportunity was RIGHT there but they couldn't do that because theyre not allowed to acknowledge the investigations games existed ever.
#shut up pandora#ace attorney#ace attorney investigations#aai#callisto yew#dual destinies#the phantom#maybe that specific change is awkward but either way callisto yew could and SHOULD have been the phantom with very minor changes#ppl have escaped from jail before in ace attorney so why cant she#dual destinies was even directed by the same guy as the investigations games#if you wanna see what that guy can do when hes allowed to reference previous games look at aai2 objectively the best game in the franchise#but nope hes not allowed to acknowledge any of the past characters#like callisto yew im just more sad about the missed potential than anything#but goddamn fucking hell can you please have klavier do more things than just flirting with apollo in the next time#and please for the love of god i want to see franziska again
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so i finished watching a no commentary playthrough of TWEWY a couple days ago. 10/10 story and characters, i literally loved it. favorite character ended up being neku (shocker its almost like hes been my pfps on literally everything for weeks now) but joshua and beat are close second and third. shiki is a lot of fun too :3c. ryhme ;w;. oh my gal ever you did not deserve that i literally screamed. why do they always have to take the autistic coded characters away from me dawg its not fair. ik she makes it out in the end (somehow im still kinda confused but idk probably joshua shit) but still. AND THE REVEAL IT WAS A REVERSE OF HOW THEY DIED,, HOLY FUCK ;w;
currently watching one of NEO: TWEWY so no spoilers. current fav character is Fret he's so fucking stupid. not a think rattling around up there. i could shake him around and just hear a marble or two maybe. if im lucky.
PLUS HIS FUCKING REMIND SKILL SPRITES.
go on bestie use your one braincell you got it,,,, i believe in you,,
#princeposting#twewy#neo twewy#neo the world ends with you#the world ends with you#why am i doing that instead of playing it myself?#cuz i dont have $60 for a switch game rn or the time to play it#watching no commentary playthroughs is like playing it but without the work :3c#twewy spoilers#fret furesawa#also total griffin burns jumpscare dude like wtf#i was like “huh this guy kinda sounds familiar” and then went on the wiki and was blasted in the fucking face by the voice of childe genshi#like ok yea. thats uncanny as hell now and i cant unhear it#also also fret's birthday is canonically 420. april 20th. i love him so much :)
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not to be in delusional land but i was thinking of quicksilver's potential kit in rivals and i kinda snorted at the idea of him having that 'pistol shrimp snap' thing he does in Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver and him only being able to do it once per match or something on account of fucking up his fingers
#marvel rivals#snap chats#area man reads One (1) comic that has QS as a prominent figure and goes bonkers OK... whatever...#sorry i just thought this was gen a cool thing he did. i love pistol shrimp .... and science ....#his fingers dont even get fucked up that bad tbh im makin it sound worse than it is#like he doesnt break his fingers i just imagine doing that more than once in like a five min time span cant be fun... like... ow...#sorry ive been thinking of my beautiful son as of late... is this because of sonic idk im just sayin gravity got them both POINT IS#like imagine 😭 fuck up his fingers the rest of the game Excellent Gambit Sir. You Have Killed No One.#maybe they could give him metal finger guards or something ...... actually thats a terrible idea ...#uhhhh maybe just some really durable gloves ...... idk that boy needs some kind of projectile ... at least one right ...#'why need a projectile if youre fast as hell' because this is a SHOOTEr and we need at least ONE THING to SHOOT#ok bye ...
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people love to use ffxiii’s messy development as a reason to completely shit on the game but honestly the fact they managed to sneak in so many little details in the gameplay in a way that reflects the characters and story despite all the miscommunication between the dev sections is just impressive to me
#was xiii horribly planned out and missed out on a lot of important feedback because of the poor time management? absolutely#does that mean you cant be impressed with what the game achieved regardless of whether you liked it or not? fuck no#also the fact theres next to no bugs (not counting the pc port because... yeah) is amazing all things considered#and the graphics still hold up to this day#the linearity is everyones main issue with the game but look at x dude#x was linear as hell too but it makes sense bc yuna had a pilgrimage to follow#just as how it makes sense for the xiii cast to not have time to stop and explore cocoon while they were being hunted by the government#thats why you have so much more freedom to explore when youre on pulse#theres not even anything objectively wrong with having a game be linear in the first place#and the people complaining about the story being ''incoherent'' are just... wrong?#they give you enough hints within the dialogue to piece the story together yourself while also not leaning on exposition dumps to tell it#and if you cant do that then the datalogs are right THERE#games have relied on ''notes'' to tell parts of their story for ages now and i dont understand why its suddenly bad when xiii does it#i dont like sitting through exposition dumps and i like being able to analyse and theorize about a plot WHILE im experiencing it#and a lot of other people feel the same way so its not an objectively bad aspect of the game's storytelling#you just need to pay attention and be patient and wait for the story to unfold#i went off the rails but ANYWAY#aki stfu#final fantasy xiii
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and here we have lore accurate riptide,
#I CANT GET OVER ITTTT BEST COMBAT EVENT STAGE IN FOREVER#can you Believe hoyo put ayaka and barbara as the intended trial characters for this one. the hell were they THINKING 💀💀💀💀💀#anyway when i was editing this clip w genshin still in the bg. his fucking. idle. the#'this place is pretty dead. by which i mean theres no one to kill'#played. and like. JKJKDWKJWJKWDKJWDJKWDJ WHY DO YOU THINK THAT IS AJAX. WHY#my laptop was going Thru it trying to render these enemies spawning in asap so the chain would keep going 😭😭😭#genshin#gaming tag#childeposting
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Tune In Next Time For The Kirby Opinions Tier List
I GOT YOU COVERED
#snap chats#i am too lazy to grab brand new caps for everyone OOPS#akiyama almost made it into the second category on account of me knowing haruka would make him play air ride with her#but then i ultimately decided He Too is a 'aw he's cute :)' type of kirby enjoyer#like when it comes to kirby you either think He's Neat or you're in-too deep and know more than you think theres to know#there is simply no in-between i promise#like you cant hate kirby. you can dismiss him but most people just look at him and go 'hehe. cute :)'#there IS lore in kirby and it's weird that it always ends with some demon about to end the universe#like my brother in christ kirby LITERALLY just wanted to eat his cake this morning why he gotta do all this bullshit#see at least in kirby's epic yarn everything's Made Of Yarn so its not that scary#but then there's like. drawcia from canvas curse and its like... bro what the fuck 👁️💋👁️#anyway ryuji is number one kirby enjoyer out of this line up. in my opinion#its cute as all hell AND it gets weirdly violent by the end of each game#daigo lowkey leans a liiiittle more into the second category on account hes a bunchan enjoyer and ik hed like cute things lowkey#but i dont think he's an avid player of the games nor SUPER into cute stuff so into He's Neat :) he goes#ok im posting silly art byyyye
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i think its hilarious i tried to be friends with the other theater seniors last year like. bestie you are the weirdest freak of them all theres no way they like you. why did i even tryyyy. i wouldve been better off not giving a fuck but i ruined prom and my entire graduation. wow.
#theyre all out. doing things.#and i havent gone outside more than 10 times since i graduated. three months ago.#im really surprised i didnt get diagnosed with autism. its the fact i didnt fail school is what#“autism traits dont just appear out of nowhere” yes they do if you stop masking in the middle of covid#i learned very fast how to mask cause my mother is a awful person#autism + anxiety is a fucking hell of a combo#everything is so much all of the time. which is why i stay home and play video games and do nothing else#i do. miss. hanging out with people irl.#but its also the most terrifying thing ever because i cant tell if everyone secretly hates me or not#the one benefit to having a shit home life is that i lacked the energy to care about people at school.#unfortunately when the home life improved my brain latched onto school instead. because FUCK me i cant ever enjoy anything ever#and then since i never learned to properly interact with people cause of covid and shitty friends i fucking failed so miserably#and now i never want to show my face to people i knew in highschool ever again#i hate that miserable ass building and everyone in it#except the teachers i love them. they were nice to me
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#i love living in a miserable awful world#you will see every awful thing going on#you will read about how things are only getting worse#you will be subjected to misery even when you are offline just because that's the world thats been created for us#why go to college? so i can be in constant debt and get rejected from every job?#why get a job? so i can be dehumanized on the daily and forced to work for the rest of my life?#its not like it matters. i will never be able to afford a house nor function like a normal human being#there will be no joy or hope. and what kind of life is that#if it is one at all?#there is no community for me in the real world i can already barely even talk to people on the Internet#i only have online friends#my only skills and talents are those that would be hell to monetize and suck all the fun out#i mean. i cant ever have a family either.#i despise school#all that keeps me going is cowardice and the price tag thats now attached to my life#on the bright side at least i could do it once i earn about 7k#on the other hand i dont want to#i want to keep going#i dont know why anymore#im lazy man i dont have any motivations or passions all i ever want to fucking do is draw and play video games#i dont want a job dont want to go to college cant make friends and cant have a family or happy life so#really whats left for me?
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He's arrived!
Mr. Yellowcard! 😌💛
#WHY DID YOU DO KASPER PETER SCHMEICHEL????#WHAT TYPE OF VIOLENCE ARE YOU DOING ON THE PITCH NOW???#*J-e B-rrow voice* -MA MAN- WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON???#that game looks so shit just from seeing the results and the cards....#Kasper Schmeichel#king thicccness#the thing is.. i'm still here 😔#i still believe Kaspy 🥺🥺🥺#i don't know what's going on lately king but.. i still believe 🥺🥺#TUMBLR THE HELL?? A GIRL CANT EVEN WRITE A FUCKING NAME ANYMOE???
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god im tired
#had class at two then back to back exams#and was braindead and crying by the time i got back at like 7:15 so just played video games for a few hours#and now i need to start studying for diffeq on friday#god i cant wait till saturday#would say friday afternoon but of fucking course i have three different fucking assignments due friday 11:59#what fucker thought “yeah we'll just put strengths of materials and physics back to back then diffeq two days after”#and ofc it's “mEntAl hEalTh wEeK” at my school#so im just sitting here crying for the tenth time today over physics/strengths/diffeq#and the advisors are spamming “come to this three hour webinar about burnout”#like...really#fuck everything why the hell did i ever think i was smart enough for engineering#my senior self was like “ooh this is cool” about circuits and lil robots and power tools#and now im sobbing over free body diagrams#am entirely convinced electric fields are black magic bc none of that shit makes any sense#im just so tired like i spent hours studying for these exams#did 2-3 backexams for each got little sleep since sunday#and i fucked both of them up massively#course my professor was like “if you can do these you can do the exam”#and i did those problems easily the night before and was like okay! let's work on physics!#and then the exam hit me like a fucking freight train#i can't even do the basic shit like stay fully awake for all my classes#bc of course they only offer three of the engineering courses back to back to back starting at 8:30 in the fucking morning#and im fine in thermo but just start completely crashing during strengths and am just half dead in diffeq#accidentally put my head down during a five minute break once and woke up twenty minutes later 😭#i am not a morning person#starting at 10am is fine but 8:30am?#adrenaline gets me through the first hour but then im just dead
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I really wish more of the Pokemon fanbase realized that instead of getting mad at the developers at Game Freak, focus the anger at the corporate suits up top in the Pokemon company instead.
Those corporate suits up top are the reason that Scarlet and Violet released how it did. They are the reason that this DLC is coming. And the devs have to listen to their bosses, regardless of how they might feel about the choices made. That's just how things sadly are.
Game Freak are just trying to make a game, and aren't given enough time by the people in charge.
They arent incompetent, they are being forced to shove out games and DLC at a unreasonable rate by their bosses up top. Because those suits know the Pokemon franchise prints money.
And it does not matter how much money your series makes. If you are not given enough time to make a game, it will not be good.
Crunch is a serious problem affecting the entire video games industry. Game Freak are just doing what they can in the absolutely unreasonable deadlines they have to work under given to them by their bosses.
And it irks me that people will talk about how important it is to stand for the developers of games, that crunch is bad, and how we need to care about the people behind the games. But then go shit on Game Freak in their next breath.
#linky posts#im fucking tired of this fanbase#please why cant we all just focus on the fact that these developers are being ground to hell and back#you cant say you care about game developers and then just shit on game freak#it doesnt matter how much money the games they work on make. they aren't given enough time!!#anyways i hope this was coherent i am just very tired and angry#that's the last time i go check out the youtube comments on something
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I think thanksgiving is just a test to see how much bitchier I’ve gotten each year
#the klock keeps ticking#i just felt so pissy all day man like im stressed as hell and working late all this week and the house is crowded#and idk i just was not in the mood to play this lil game of pretend where i gotta act like everything is fine#and that we arent playing the stupidest social rules ever#everyone is trying to stress me the fuck out about food the whole time nonstop pestering me and its like. can we not#everyone here knows my ass isnt gonna eat anything cuz its what happens every time#if i got a plate id just put stuff on it and not eat and waste it its what happens EVERY TIME#i dont see why i have to do this game anymore like how is this making things better how is my manipulative ass grandma benefited from this#or is she so stupid she actually thinks im gonna magically succumb to the pressure and be normal this time#i just. cant be bothered to care anymore if this makes me a bitch when i dont pretend to eat like#everyone here is eating. why are you so insecure about one person not eating when its to be expected#why cant you learn it already why why why why why#why cant anyone listen to me ever and just leave me the fuck alone why do they touch me like this why do they look at me like this#when all i do is make it clear I DONT WANT THIS I DONT WANT THIS LIFE I DONT WANT YOU PEOPLE
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#im in so so much work rn i ought to blow my brains out truly#whole week overdue assignemnt...but i wanna do s/ivember before it ends...im so fucked#and secret valentines#but thats almost finished i just hate it#ahaha#idk sorry#also why the fuck do i need nintendo online to play platoon with others. i should Kill you nintendo#if i knew id have asked for another game man what the hell Hell HELLLLLL!!!!!!!!#im so mad now im gonna go do work so i would be as mad#I CANT ASK MY MOM TO SPEND MORE MONEY ON ME WHAT THE HELLLLL
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once more thinking about The Morning Of New Years 2001 and its just now dawning on me that arakawa really chugged two bottles of booze and smoked A Fuck Bitch of ciggies Presumably before noon. like dire situation i know but god damn guy got a lot done in two hours
#snap chats#AND he's just chilling in the dark. ok not 'chilling' but yk what i mean#either he can really hold his liquor or bro picked up some .5% shit#now some might say 'snap it's two hours' and to that i say 'it's only been two hours' he just walkin off two bottles like theyre nothin#unless he is The Most Functional Drunk perceivable theeeeeen CHRIST#in all fairness he is only sitting so no fear of him tripping and banging his head into his desk but still#were you doin twenty-minute rule my dude... funny as hell consideration considering. The Fuck Bitch Of Ciggies#like i dont think health consciousness is on the table this morning..#what time is it. at that point. i keep telling myself i'd try to hunt down the time in-game but i doubt i'd find anything#arakawa office so fucked for not having a clock on the wall like girl id go mad not knowing what time it is#can i get a timeline of events for what happened. jo calls -> presumably they talk about a plan -> drink time#i doubt arakawa would be lying about the time sawashiro got in contact with him.... unless he did.... lol... anyway..#i just want a timeline of events like masato commits murder at midnight -> calls jo afterwards -> ???#did my guy sleep on it.. did he think of a plan all night...#ok bye i cant be sittin on this all night i have a comic im lining. which is why i made this post LMAO#I REMINDED MYSELF OF ARAKAWA'S DEPRESSION BREAKFAST ok bye
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having a dotting some dots moments wrt my ocd and black an white thinking bc i saw someone else's posts so im like. grabbing my brain like YOU
#jackals barks#i have these Long Moments where i can't engage in media i love bc i see a post thats like 'x has y in it therefore Its Horrible'#and the x is like fucking. S/U right? right? <- literally still cant engage with SPOP yet bc of this#BC MY DUMB FUCK LITTLE BRAIN !!! goes 'they said x has y. y is irredeemable. x is irredeemable. if you like x you are worse than literally#the worst ppl on earth. yes even that person. Fuck You Is Why'#okay but x is really popular n ppl like it Despite y so it doesn't matter 'oh so you Admit you're horrible and dont care about anyone then?'#the moral based ocd hell spiral is real AND I AM ONLY RECENTLY DOTTING THE DOTS#<- also makes sense now why i get so uncomfortable when ppl say fiction is one to one to reality#(they can influence each other but if it was Literally One To One the video games causing violence would be real and its NOT)
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