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biblicallyaccuratekyle · 3 months ago

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So, I like, have something funny to say.

So one time my dad was texting my mom a drawing I made with markers, and my mom's like "why's dipper's nose so red? It looks like he's cold" my dad says "or drunk" and my mom's like "(dad's name)!!!" My dad's like "he's been dipping in his grunkles stash!"

I haven't drawn this yet, but it would be appreciated it anyone made a small quick fanfic or a drawing by reblogging it, that would be funny!

#gravity falls #dipper pines #gravity falls dipper #drunk dipper or whatever...#why is this just so funny???#idk????#gf dipper #gravity falls dipper pines #funny thoughts #dipperpines #dipper #gravityfalls #gravityfallsdipper #gravityfalls dipper #text

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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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hamletthedane · 1 month ago

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The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third

#i can’t believe they improved Fiyero’s character so much just by making him intensely into both women at the same time asdakdga #Elphaba: *screaming at people*#Glinda: yeah baby you tell em! my girlfriend is gonna kick your ass!#Fiyero: god I’m so fucking turned on right now why am I so turned on by this #ideal dynamic tbh #i have other much more meaningful thoughts on this movie but this was so funny I had to post it #It was a very very good movie ngl #wicked #wicked movie

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shhhhimwatchingthis · 6 months ago

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My favourite underrated thing about Louis de Point du Lac is that he truly is the least curious vampire to ever be made and he does not give fuck about vampires despite being one.

Its Claudia who goes to libraries, reads the folklore, tries to learn as much as she can and pushes Lestat for answers about who made him and where the others are. Claudia says Vampire Pride and Louis says hmmm Vampire Tolerance.

And Louis...truly does not care about vampire history,law, culture. He's never even thought to ask. There are vampire laws?...ok...Lestat never cared about them and he's not going to either, lol. He's broken a few and he will continue to do so. Oh you have a coven? he's not gonna join it, he's gonna do his own thing. but good for you good for you.

the 500+ year old Coven Leader, he's gonna call Louis, Maitre, actually.

He has fire powers? thats kinda cool. he'll learn that but only cause it lets him vent his feelings about Lestat.

Lestat and Armand say the name of the vampire queen in front of him and Lestat straight up says, "Louis has no idea who that is" and do you think Louis cares, outside of the fact that for some reason it means he can't kill Lestat? No! Do you think in the 77 years he's been with Armand he ever took 5 minutes to ask a follow up question? No!

Do you think he will care about Akasha in season 3? Doubt it! Outside of her obsession with Lestat, who is the only person left on the planet he seems to be able to filter Caring About This Shit through

He blatantly breaks the 3rd law and publishes a book about being a vampire and when the other vampires get pissed not only does he not apologise he literally sends them his location and says 'you wanna fight? lmao don't miss'

I love him. Daniel Molloy is gonna need to bring his A game because Louis will not be solving a single mystery next season, nor would it even occur to him to try.

#louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #armand #daniel molloy #akasha #iwtv spoilers #iwtv season 3 spec #interview with the vampire #iwtv #claudia iwtv #do you think it has occured to him to follow up on why Real Rashid and Talamasca were in his house? no hes redecorating!#and taking back his ex #and this is not weak or bad writing btw Louis cares about 2 maybe 3 people and does not particularly Like being a vampire #this is all very In Character its just also so funny in a protagonist #1k #5k #10k

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batfam-stuff-posts-0 · 3 months ago

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nemkero · 9 months ago

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atla au but nothing changes except sokka is taller and zuko is shorter

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spookberry · 2 months ago

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post trick or treating activity

#i know halloween was over a week ago but #anyways this was actually inspired by me and my own childhood friends #i didnt like the dip but i loved the sticks #and most kids prefer the dip #so id always wind up splitting em with people #made danny go as frankenstein cuz of frankie dressing as him in that one official nick art #also i gave him the g3 shoes for good measure #dont have a solid reason as to why tucker went as phantom #just thought it was funny #danny phantom #my art #savant par #technically this is a completely platonic action #but yall know i gotta push my agenda regardless #tucker foley

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 2 months ago

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the high guards littlest fan

#bumblebee #b 127 #soundwave #shockwave #transformers one #transformers #the high guard #i think its really funny that this iteration of bee doesnt really care about being small #like tfa bee gets all mad and aggro about it but b127 is just like 'cos u guys a bigger than me! u know what i mean u know what i mean'#i do think hed be like “why didnt i grow 😧” after everyone gets their cogs though LOOOL #funfact bee WITH a cog is only like a bit taller than d16 WITHOUT a cog #dee is like so huge though #keegan michael key said that his fave transformer is soundwave #and he actually improved the voice he does when bee says his nickname off of soundwaves voice #and that he really like shis voice #so of course im making bee soundwave fan number 1

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time-woods · 4 months ago

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guy doesnt know what pins n needles are

( part1-2/? ?)

(start) (<next part>)

#gravity falls #stanford pines #bill cipher #billford #he doesnt really knowhow to construct a humanform so his nerves are a bit fucked #bitch decided that 'oh you made mefeel funny so im gonna play with your emotions now'#ford is more so interested in bill as a creature ratherthan an god being in this world so hes just studying her #cue the date #(it willbe next)#why must he make everything a competition

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humming-fly · 1 month ago

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He was feeling left out

and the higher rez stills, since gifs always export as if you're sending messages through a metal can~

#you may be wondering why I put so much effort into this #I'm curious too funny how these things happen sometimes #anyways I think omega has jets on his back that would let him fly but consider: he wants to Look Cool #shadow the hedgehog #rouge the bat #omega e123 #sxsg #sonic x shadow generations #team dark #sxsg spoilers #sonic #idk how long I need to tag spoilers but I'll be nice #comic #having the camera shifted towards shadow for the middle bit was a Mistake #he is soooo much harder to draw than rouge asl;dkfj #like one degree off on the eyes and it becomes unviable I swear #except for profiles ironically that first panel was easy as hell #looking back on this I love how I Completely changed how I drew rouge's wings after the first panel #I think the difference was I just swapped refs and her character model was different lol #meanwhile I'm just blatantly cheating shadow's wings for the middle panel purely to fit them in at all #I truly love how oversized they are except for when I'm trying to make a readable composition #yet another reason he should've been back to the camera rather than facing it in the middle but so it goes #my art #doodles

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what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom · 3 months ago

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I am such a big Werewolf Stan advocate I had to jump on this particular train 🙏 (but I didn't really wanna commit to full line art, you guys understand)

Oh, and you guys aren't gonna believe this, but here's part two 🙌