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mipexch · 1 year ago

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so happy...

#why is it still alive #its as if by killing the swordsmachine i freed some tiny machine that was scrapped inside of it #literally jumping for joy #ultrakill

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ditzybat · 1 year ago

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kon: so i know i don’t age, but why don’t you age?

tim: might have to do with the massive lazarus pit underneath gotham that’s slowly polluting our water, which is why gothamites are constantly angry and why none of our rogues die - maybe idk don’t quote me

kon: WHATTT?!

#tim: why do you think the jokers still alive? mf has died at least 10 times atp #dc #tim drake #kon el #conner kent #robin #red robin #superboy #gotham #lazarus pit #young justice #teen titans

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ringosmistress · 5 months ago

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#nooo don't look i have a crush. on the beatles #it's embarrassing atp #my friend just don't get it why I'm obsessed with 80 yr old men #and half of them aren't even alive #she still doesn't know I'm obsessed with 120 year old men as well #the beatles #george harrison #paul mccartney #john lennon #ringo starr #beatles #memes #tumblr #hyperfixation #crush #hyperfixations

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o3o-lapd-o3o · 4 months ago

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odysseus: what doesn't kill me better start running, because now i'm fucking pissed

*six hundred strike starts playing*

#poseidon: *after sending ody deep into the ocean with his trident* now that that's finally over time to go h-#odysseus: *flies out the sea with ye olde greek jetpack*#poseidon: HOW?!? HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE- wait why have you got red eyes-#poseidon: *gets pummeled with 600 strikes*#epic the musical #epic the vengeance saga #epic: the musical #epic: the vengeance saga #odysseus epic #poseidon epic #epic the musical spoilers #epic the vengeance saga spoilers #crack #incorrect quotes

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kiisaes · 7 months ago

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happy bkdk day! 😁 (8/9)

#eventually deku will learn.. also the reason why his tie's still fucked up in the anniversary illust is bc bkg couldn't finish tying it LMAO #glad i got this out on time! i am now going to bury myself alive. goodbye #bnha #mha #midoriya izuku #bakugou katsuki #uraraka ochako #bakudeku #bkdk #comic #fan art #becki draws stuff n stuff #bakudeku day

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koobiie · 10 months ago

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i love boys in a car simulator

the first pic is a redraw of an in-game selfie! here's the original:

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puppetmaster13u · 11 months ago

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Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone.

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion.

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files.

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued.

“Is he coming to the Manor or…”

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!”

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Deadly Decisions #Danny & Ras are the homoerotic rivals that no one knows if they’re flirting or attempting a murder #It’s actually both they’re just also both Immortal #Danny to Jason: You can become a crime lord if you finish college- you’ve said you wanted to get a degree this is ur chance #Dusan (nodding): Mother has made all of us finish at least our basic education nephew #Why yes this does mean that RH has just made the heads in a duffel bag debut & the bats have no clue it’s Jason #Normally Danny wanders the universe but RAS (affectionately derogatory) HOW DARE U TRY TO HIDE THE GRANDCHILDREN #Morally Gray Danny #He’s well over 300 and that has an affect lol #Also has some fun fae vibes thx to his ghost half & human half finally balancing out #Let Jason & Damian be brothers #Tiny Damian: Akhi look I found a frog :>#Jason (newly not brain damaged & has no clue who this small child is): …. That’s great #Tiny Damian: *GASP* Akhi you can talk now :D #Fuck it- all the Al Ghuls deserve fangs from ecto contamination #Is Danny actually Dusan & Talia’s mother? No one knows and no one wants to ask the probably immortal fae being okay #Danny brought Damian a ghost hound puppy & Jason an original signed Pride & Prejudice book #How come Bruce wasn’t aware of Danyal? Talia forgot to inform him that the mother she was speaking of is in fact still alive #He disappears for a decade sometimes longer she was using past terms how was he supposed to know

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momomallowart · 2 months ago

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Merry Christmas~! ʕ⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴥ⁠ꈍ⁠ʔ🎄🎁☃️

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ro1971 · 10 months ago

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Yo so it’s April 27 you know what that means. Happy Death Day, Jason Todd

#jason todd #dc robin #Why ain’t you in your grave?#the red hood #The Joker has a Deathwish #“I thought I'd be the last person you'd ever let him hurt“#Bruce I forgive you for not saving me. But why why on God's earth... is he still alive

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spotsupstuff · 7 months ago

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Accidental pre-echofication designing + mask and senses stuff

bonus, height stuff from January that need some small updating mostly in the design aspect (the raindeer should be bigger too):

#rw #rain world #oc tag #rw ancients #rw echo #though still alive #oc: three sparrows #oc: preacher #oc: orithiya #oc: caper of euros #philosophy sessions au #my art #''why did the fact they have chitin skeletons have to be brought up there'' because I am fairly sure there's a VERY good reason the first-#-karma symbol represents and looks specifically like That

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fatedroses · 2 months ago

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Elidibus informing Emet of a pivot in their plans in the most messed up way he can manage.

#ffxiv #sketch #emet selch #elidibus #zenos yae galvus #also known as Elidibus doing his habitual grilling of Emet and his attachment problems #aka my brains way of why he and elidibus never were in the same room back in StB #with the way I write emet and zenos' relationship #it would be bad enough for him to see the wrong soul in his body #and even worse that the being your coworker is piloting his your great grandson's corpse #this also just gives me the mental image of Emet having an aneurysm finding out zenos is somehow still alive after HE dies #because i am simply a strange person on the boat of despite being his “experiment”#the resonant was an outlier- and he was not originally supposed to become ascian-like #emet thinking zenos finally got his peace and is in the aetherial sea->zenos alive and getting dragged around by fandini instead

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lovesickgoose · 7 months ago

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Encountered some very silly soldiers the other day

#tf2 #medic tf2 #soldier tf2 #scribbling #silly as in why would you think my über will keep you alive while you're on 20 hp and about to launch yourself into a crowd of enemies #it's not a real über i use the quickfix and you have too much faith in me AKSHDKDJDKDJDK #lettuce be clear i love soldier and soldiermedic but soldiers are frustrating sometimes AKSNSLJSKSNKSNS #ALSO THEY DON'T STAND STILL TO BE HIT WITH THE CROSSBOW. STOP WIGGLING I WANT TO KEEP YOU ALIVE #soldiermedic #fruit scones

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waitineedaname · 7 months ago

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feeling insane about the deep dream extra again. I like to make jokes about shen qingqiu seeing binghe hugging his corpse and deciding to fuck that man to qi deviation, but when I think about the emotions communicated in that moment it's so much more. shen qingqiu just got insight into a moment he wasn't around for, when binghe was grieving him so terribly, when binghe still didn't have answers for sqq's actions, when he kept reenacting a moment of nonsexual physical intimacy that left such a profound effect on his psyche

and shen qingqiu obviously can't change what happened in the past, but what he can do upon waking up is kiss binghe, press his hand to his beating heart, affirm (out loud!! a big deal for shen qingqiu!!!) that he wants him -- communicating with his actions that "I was gone then, but I'm here now, I'm alive, I won't be leaving, I love you and want you even when it hurts"

#svsss #him pressing his hand to his heart is really what gets me #there's so much else going on that it's easy to brush over #but coming out of a dream where binghe was cradling his corpse for five years straight #it feels like a reassurance that he's there and he's alive #he's warm and breathing in binghe's arms and he's there by choice because he loves binghe so much #there's something so special to me about sqq seeing all the sides to binghe #the parts of him that are offputting or mean or ugly #and still loving him so completely #loving him like there's no question. how could he not love luo binghe?#anyway. augh. ough. taking bingqiu damage #i hate this series why does it get me to analyze characters and themes through sex scenes #my meta

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sanctus-ingenium · 2 years ago

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a tune-up with sir victory

#was just going to put it on kofi with the other sketchy stuff but i thought why not put it here. evidence that i am still alive #setting: mez #victory spends the majority of their time with the arm off btw. it is a heavy and occasionally scalding thing to have to lug around #they are much more comfortable without it

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damianito · 9 months ago

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Chuu getting Chuus

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#artists on tumblr #fanart #bsd #bungou stray dogs #文スト #Soukoku #Osamu Dazai #Chuuya Nakahara #I AM ALIVE & WELL #This is the post of the month until i am on vacations #My commissions are still open!#I am planning some comics related to Haine so y'all have to wait for that #i also gave Chuuya heterochromia because i'll be honest idk why i didn't before

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demonic0angel · 9 months ago

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Nightwing is Not The Normal One!! (Click for clarity)

Of course, Wally still helped Dick plan a date so he could finally ask out Dan. (Image descriptions are below, as well as what Wally sent to Dan in his text messages)

Inspired by this post of mine

[Image description: Panel 1 has Wally sitting down at a dining table, presumably at a restaurant and Dick just arrived and is sitting down. The two are smiling and chatting.

Wally: Dick! It’s great to see you!

Dick: You too, Wally! It’s been so long!

W: Right? How’ve you been?

Panel 2 has a close up of Dick’s smiling face.

D: Remember Wraith? (Wraith is Dan’s “hero” name that I made up) We’ve been hanging out more and… I think I’m going to ask him out!

Panel 3 has Wally’s awkward, but smiling face as Dick rambles in the background.

D: He’s just so cute and handsome and gorgeous like I really don’t know how Dr and Dr Fenton created such a perfect being like omg wow

Panel 4 continues with Wally’s face but now he’s frowning and looking even more awkward as Dick rambles.

D: And all of his siblings are so adorable and cute too. And do you see his muscles? Like awooga amirite he’s so attractive that it’s killing me bark bark woof woof

Panel 5 now has Wally who has lost all hope in having a normal conversation with Dick, who continues rambling.

D: I bet he’d be so cute in bed. I took pictures of him when he was sleeping and found his address lol it was too easy I didn’t even try like omg it was so easy

Panel 6 has Wally freaked out and texting Dan underneath the table. He stays silent while Dick is now visibly gushing with hearts around him.

D: Did you know that his measurements are 48-35-44? He has an hourglass figure! I found out by looking through the cameras I put in his room. Man, I can’t wait to—

W: *thinking* HOW DID I FORGET THAT HE WAS BATMAN’S FIRST KID??? THEY’RE ALL INSANE!! ]

Wally’s text messages with Dan:

[Image description: the contact name is “do not put dick in”

Wally: *with bad spelling* bro did anyone tell you that Dick is crazy yet

Dan: … sorry?

Wally: *with more bad spelling* Dick has your bwh (bust/waist/hips) numbers

Wally: He’s crazy

Dan: I’ve been knowing 🙄]

#dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dcxdp #dark danny #dan fenton #dan phantom #dick grayson #dick x dan #wally west #yes I do think of myself as the funniest person alive /j #despite how wally is freaking out he is still a dick supporter and will be a good wingman #dick is not the normal one in the family #wally is using the speed force to text dan which is why his handwriting is like That #bad humor ship

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