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mittch22 · 1 month ago

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I have this on my other blog, but it popped in my head just now and I had a good laugh about it. Might start a series of drawing different legs on him.

The Rod Legline Series.

He needs some shoes.

#pixar cars #cars fandom #cars #cars pixar #cars 2 #disney pixar cars #rod torque redline #rod redline #rod legline #shitpost #wheels can suck it #i cant remember who came up with the name rod legline #but kudos to whoever did because it slaps #why is he still so sexy?

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egophiliac · 5 months ago

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buckle up lads we're going BACK INTO THE BOOK

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #lost in the book with nightmare before christmas #hajimari no halloween #(the origin of halloween huh) (oooh)#why yes i did wake up way too early to watch the stream and will have no memory of drawing this later #anyway THE MAGIC BOOK IS BACK TO EAT US ONCE AGAIN!!!!#this does make things make a lot more sense if it doesn't have to. y'know. actually take place in the established world #like how jack and sally are apparently just gonna be THERE as themselves WHY NOT #i'm certainly not complaining mind you #scully looks like he's gonna be super adorable and i love him already #spooky scary skeleman who just goes :O a lot and is excited for halloween #he seems like he might actually be more of a fusion of jack and sally? or maybe i'm just reading too much into it #still getting jazzy vibes off of him though. is not scully j graves an incredible jazz musician name.#does this open up the possibility that the last time we went into the book there was a sexy anime boy stitch just offscreen the whole time #...maybe some things are best left uncontemplated #god everyone in this event looks fantastic i'm so glad i saved up some keys after all #a little sad that there's no lilia but you know what the fact that a halloweentown malleus exists is still pretty dang good #and sebek's hat is SO tall #the biggest hat for the loudest boy #i hope oogie is here too i need him and jamil to meet #i need jamil to be faced with a guy who's just a bunch of bugs standing on each other's shoulders in a trenchcoat #i am not coherent right now i just needed to get this out before i go pass out again

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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Bonus 13: Beware the Grapes of Wrath.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen qing #wen ning #WWX's main weapon as the Yiling patriarch is considered to be 'Wen Ning' - which makes sense as far as the whole necromancer thing goes.#However...That *is* Wen Qing's beloved baby brother!#In her perspective WWX skipped town for a few days (or so) and took WN with him #only for them both to show up bloodied and in a state of disarray.#There's no way he told her he was going out to duel Jiang Cheng. For several reasons.#He doesn't want to involve her in his messes anymore than he already has.#It's less that she would try and stop him and more so that he honestly wouldn't even think to say something about it to her.#WQ and him aren't partners in this situation. He actually openly disregards her opinions several times.#Wei Wuxian's emotional distance from everyone around him is a big part of this arc.#Like all good tragedies...his biggest flaw is his hubris. He doesn't *need* anyone when he's so capable on his own.#He doesn't need to ask permission when obviously this is the only way forwards.#He has to do it all on his own! No one else needs to be involved!#And if you've been in the position of realizing you have a problem of toxic self-reliance - you know how harmful this mindset is.#It's why it's so satisfying to see WWX in his 'new' life start to let other's share his burdens.#I will die on the hill of 'love means carrying each other's weight. All a burden means is that I can give you support and you support me.'#YLLZ is less 'competent and sexy' and more 'depressed and can't see it'.#Another lovely nod to the main theme here is how he starts leaning more and more into the rumours about him.#Though we are also still confronted with how these rumours fail to actually live up to reality.#Rumour has it the Yiling Patriarch is undefeatable. What a shame if that rumour turned out to be untrue!

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s2pdoktopus · 1 month ago

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Doing empathy on your shidi's victim

#chengxian #i guess #i know he thought his not-brother-almost-boyfriend is coming back #i just need a line and I am not big brain for something cool #this comic is an attempt at a few things #1. the nosebleed joke if the character is aroused in anime. i dunno if that joke is still use #but I always wanted trying to make that joke even if I don't actually find it funny #and 2. I wanted to kinda show. my belief that sometimes you need to draw characters good for the joke to work and sometime badly drawn #stuff convey things better #i dunno why I thought I had to draw it but well I did so #i also wanted to do the sexy torture dungeon joke i guess #ah also an attempt at drawing people handsome #like. i don't think I draw handsome people so I have to try

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loveinhereyes-flowersinherhair · 16 days ago

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HELLOOO THE WAY HE HUGS HER OH MY GOD??

look at his hand placement! i’m weak.

#does he SLAP HER ASS #WHY COULDNT I HAVE MET HIM MAN THIS ACTUALLY HAUNTS ME EVERY DAY #god i need him #mans is in his 50s at this point and still women we throwing themselves at him #honestly same #god he’s so sexy #led zeppelin #jimmy page #70s #70s rock #classic rock #rock #70s men #rockstars #70s rockstars

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necrotic-nephilim · 7 months ago

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what's fun about shipping Tim with Dick, Jason, or Damian is he has, at some point, hallucinated all of them to comfort himself. even when he doesn't like them or particularly get along with them, he has to imagine/hallucinate them just so he has the power to go on. Tim's concepts of the Robin mantle and what it should be is so fun, because he respects the others through the Robin mantle. Tim worships Dick because he was the first Robin. he wouldn't be Robin if Jason hadn't died in the mantle. and a lot of his frustration with Damian is he feels Damian isn't honoring the mantle correctly. when you ship Tim with the other Robins you can't divorce their identities as Robin from it because Tim will always see them as a Robin first and that's so fun and fucked up. like.

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Tim perceiving Dick as *Robin* cheering him on, not Nightwing, which is the version of Dick that Tim actually knows? that's just. wild of him. he will always view Dick as Robin first, his personal hero but also the original of the legacy. his love for Dick is shaped by that.

and then of course, even when he's hallucinating/imagining Jason cheering him on, it's *still* through the lense of being reminded how Jason failed? subconsciously believing that Jason got himself killed because of his actions, and that being a lesson for Tim to learn from? Jason isn't a person to Tim, he's a moral lesson about how to be Robin. any potential idolization he could have of Jason isn't because he loves Jason, it's because of the lessons Jason's death taught him.

and then, even though him hallucinating TIm is from the New-52, which makes characterization all kinds of questionable, i do think it makes sense for TIm to hallucinate/imagine Damian after Damian's death in an attempt to cope with it.

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to an extend, he sees Damian's death as in part his own fault. and even hating Damian, Tim needs the comfort from this to cope with Damian being gone. he's angry that Damian even was Robin, and has to learn something from Damian's death and how it impacts the Robin mantle, and teenage heroes as a whole. like, Tim can pretend he hates Damian all he wants, even getting taunted by the image of Damian, but there's still an underlying love to their relationship.

i think that's just the fun of shipping Tim with any of them. you will never divorce Tim's views of them from the Robin mantle and how fucking Unwell he is about anyone else who's been Robin before or after him, to the point he has to hallucinate them comforting him when he's at his lowest. it's always going to be a little unhealthy, a little toxic, and driven by Tim's relationship with being Robin as well. i need more Tim being weird about Robin in these ships.

#necrotic festerings #batcest #jaytim #dicktim #damitim #this post was first going to just be about tim hallucinating damian but i got carried away thinking about the identity crisis arc #have whatever this is.#idk if there's much of a thesis other than “tim's fucking weird about the robin mantle and that should extend to shipping too”#been meaning to post this for forever #finally got around to it though so yay me.#now i need to go work on my jaytim in the new-52 thoughts bc. i have a whole post planned.#a stack of comics next to me for research and everything. god help me.#ALSO while rereading to grab panels #why is it that everyone talks about how jason says “robin is magic” in an attempt to mischaracterize him as sunshine boy #and not the fact that tim *also* says robin is magic?#like it's not a jason thing. it's a robin mantle thing.#that's just what robin *is*. it doesn't say much about jason's character for him to say that when he's robin. it just means he's robin.#the robin mantle is magic. that's the point.#and you could argue that's more of a meta thing that exists on the wavelength of how children where supposed to project onto robin #moreso than an in-universe commentary on what the robin mantle is #(honestly the same argument applies to tim hallucinating here for like. meta intent vs in-universe meaning.)#i hesitate to even call it hallucination it's more like. daydreaming coping.#giving a face to his internal monologue type thing and this is just how the medium depicts it #also it was just sexy and cool for characters to hallucinate loved ones in the 90s in comics. it was a convention of the genre.#but still my point stands. tim pictures all of these ppl as robin first internally #and he self soothes using their image in his head. that's wild of him like what #tim you are weird about the robin mantle more than anyone else i give you that.

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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago

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king magnus skin real cute and lovely but it loses points on the account that i cant see his ass anymore

#marvel rivals #snap chats #PRIORITIES i know QVJELRKJAKLJLJ #NOW what am i supposed to do while waiting for the match to start i cant see it while melee spamming now #LIKE NOOO LET ME SEE HIS TIGHT ASS MAN whatever .. this is why ima still flip flop between using the two ..#he's still big sexy so Fine Ill Live but still ... let me look at his chiseled cheeks idgaf #i aint even an ass man tbh ........ i can just appreciate a nice sculpt/shape... been goin on bout this too long anyways #for now ima use the king skin for a while ..... shiny and new...#this lil over-the-shoulder look is always so cutesy to me ..... like hi princess ...#love how his hair clips through his lil collar like oh girlfriend...#cant wait like idk a year down the line when mags has accumulated a good amount of skins and i can make a tierlist #anyway shoutout to my friend who birthday bargained me for a comm so i could upgrade my bp and get this sooner aeLKJGLAEKJG #cant wait to be able to unlock wanda's stuff like a month from now !!!!!!!! i MUST dance every second once i unlock the flamenco emote...#rivals ima need you to lock in and give everyone a dance emote and/or a sit emote. i loved doin that shit in ow2 ....#ok bye im playin vidja game

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year ago

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Fernando 2012 Chair Lore (source: me)

So I've been thinking a lot about Fernando sitting in this particular chair in the Ferrari garage in 2012 for [redacted] reasons:

Originally I just wanted to find more pictures of it for reference, and then went down a rabbit hole of 2012 pictures, trying to figure out when exactly the chair came to be. There's so many pictures of him in it, and it's so funny to me to imagine them hauling this super villain chair all around the world for him. And so now I'm obsessed with the evolution of it:

Pre-Chair - Australia to Bahrain:

He just had this little stool, well I should say big because it somehow still manages makes him look small. Clearly not comfortable; to paraphrase @sweatyflytrap, it's not conducive to his inner Shakespeare villain monologues

The Chair Appears - Spain

He suddenly now has this, aforementioned, super villain chair. Several things, why is it like this. It looks like a sim chair almost ngl. And then the weird plexiglass support is confusing me, like where did they get that. It furthers my narrative they just had this chair that they couldn't put in a car so they put that clear bottom on it. Anyways yes good, now he has somewhere to brood

The Chair Evolves - Silverstone

Look!! They gave him a booster seat!!!

The Chair is Now Here to Stay :)

I downloaded a truly horrible amount of pics him in this chair, so now you all must also look at them >:)

*he still had the chair in 2013, but I think they took it away from him in 2014 :( Is nothing sacred in this world??? I hope he got to take it home hahaha

#i now have a psychosexual relationship with this chair #and im also just obsessed with the range of it???#theres an equal amnt of pics where he looks like a hot evil villain and then also ones where hes all curled up on it cutely #the co-stars to this post are really all his different sunglasses and the sexy button up fireproofs #this was actually like a true derangment post #irdk what came over me and caused me to make this but it is very important lore actually and i care a lot about it #im just curious about the origins still #like theyre suddenly like in spain 'here is a present for your home race'#the upgrade in silverstone is still killing me. ik its to make it more comfy but like...its literally a booster seat im sorry #but yeah fernando is so real in these. i too would sit in this chair all the time #okay now stay with me bcs this is just vettonso pilled BUT #the difference btwn him and seb in their garages is so funny to me #seb was always sitting on the cabinets like curled up on them lounging on them kicking his legs over them like a kid on a counter etc etc #and then fernando just has a fucking bond villain chair #and you wonder why i ship them so heavily. scoff scoff #this is just a ref post to draw him and seb together on the cha- huh what wait who said that? what was that huh that was weird #fernando alonso #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #*would be so fucking funny to tag this as lore #fa14 #we do a little bit of f1 #catie.rambling.txt #normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion

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stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage · 1 year ago

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my greatest achievement in DA2 is maxing out Carver's friendship

and all it took was begrudgingly kissing a little templar ass in act 1 because Carver didn't want to plan a prison break if my Hawke got his ass arrested for being stupid.

#carver hawke #dragon age #dragon age 2 #da2 #well that and he didn't want leandra gamlen and himself to also get arrested for harboring an apostate but you get me #carver hawke loves his sibling and doesn't want them to get taken away that's why he's such an ass and approves of 'pro-templar' choices #in act 1 he's not pro-templar himself but kissing a little templar ass is how you avoid being arrested #'why yes cullen you are so right the templars are so cool and sexy' my hawke says through gritted teeth for that +5 friendship #look i love him okay he's my favorite and i will go the extra mile to make him happy and it's worth it for how much softer can be later on #honestly maxing out his friendship isn't hard if you're aware of what quests you're bringing him on and make him a grey warden #oh but you do need the legacy dlc otherwise you can't fully max friendship out... you can still get enough to change his dialogue/attitude #also like... we the player know hawke won't be arrested like they're not in any actual dangers from the templars as the playable character #but carver doesn't know that and neither does hawke so the templars *are* a real threat to them #and it's incredibly reckless to purposely piss off templars AND selfish because it's not just hawke that'll be arrested it's their family #for harboring them like we witness templars going after people hiding apostates soooo.....#i'm just saying that carver isn't irrational or just being an ass to personally annoy you okay he has cause #also once carver's a warden and ed has money and the estate THEN he's way more open about telling the templars to piss off #sigh one day i'll sit down and write an essay about carver.... one day

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millythegoat · 2 days ago

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another game another concussion scare

#why even lying down he's still so sexy?#dominik szoboszlai #jonathan power #chris morgan #alisson becker #trent alexander arnold #liverpool fc #lfc

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irraetional · 9 months ago

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“So who’s to say your rats are going to survive better than those animals on the surface?”

#im still thinking abt him. in case anyone was wondering #i now know the pain of making gifs and the agony of trying to upload them to tumblr #good lord i hope this formats correctly #dont ask me why his jaw is so cut. my hand slipped #im so used to drawing his jowels i didnt know what to do with a slim sexy house #anyways #mr house #robert house #robert edwin house #fallout #fallout tv series #fallout show #my art #fotv #fnv #fallout new vegas #fallout fanart #no matter how i draw him hes never smug enough #quit lookin at me with them big brown eyes

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thret-rhett · 7 months ago

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Adam, Eve, and Lilith. they’re my ocs now more lore in tags

#the lore:#they’re in an on off throuple #lilith is ofc adams first wive #from before adam (human) was split into two adam (man) and eve (woman)#so lilith is ‘whole’; in modern understanding she’s intersex &transfeminine #lilith and eve had an affair in the garden of eden #in which lilith tempted eve to eat the fruit; while yes persuaded eve wasn’t deceived to do this she made the choice for herself #then she gets sexy w adam and feeds him the apple.#not fully a free choice on his behalf moreso eve choosing what’s best (free will&the enlightenment from the fruit) for them as a unit #adam in a lapse of judgement blames eve. bad choice buddy your wife is always right #so when they’re kicked out they split for a little bit #adam rebounds with lilith and she provides for him and it’s comfortable but he misses eve #they’re together about half a year #meanwhile eve is praying and atoning and has been cultivating plants along a river #adam tries to see eve a couple times during this but she’s mad at him still #after 7months she’s ready to fotgive him provided he helps and hunts animals for them #while they are separated eve is approached by an ‘angel’ who is lilith in disguise. she cares for her and then they go to adam.#adam is like why do you try harming us what have i ever done to you and lilith is upset that he left her and that she was kicked from eden #they get away from her etc #they set up a permanent shelter and as a reward for reuiniting and pushing back ‘satan’ (lilith) he blesses them with a child —Cain #then they later conceive Abel on their own about 2years later #they have other children etc #after abel is killed by cain adam and eve get in a fight and things are tense and there’s another brief affair with lilith #it’s a three way thing to kind of act as catharsis #later later they have seth and that brings them back together #that’s most of it #my art #adam eve and lilith #adam and eve #artistic nudity

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missameliep · 3 months ago

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Why so many belts, PB? What's even their purpose (besides the one for the purses)? Especially since the vest is untied? What about those in his legs? What's the deal?

#aerin valleros #choices blades of light and shadow #blades of light and shadow #pb clearly invested a lot in belts but his hair looks like that...#why is it still like that if the crown is gone for over a year #so many questions #mostly about the belts #I'm intrigued #is it something he uses to punish himself? is it metaphorical restraint? physical?#was this supposed to be sexy and unroyalty?

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theghooligan · 1 year ago

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not ran being a doll after cheapshotting taka-chan like that 😭