#why is bro doing that 💀
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nah-id-eat-dungeon-food · 2 months ago
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First part is done 🤯
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lotus-pear · 2 months ago
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charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️
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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago
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oh noooo or whatever
bonus aka The Real Motive Behind This:
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SURPRISE double bonus. textless ver of the first pic under the cut
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turtleblogatlast · 8 months ago
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Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water
Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#bless their hearts but they’re nasty#it’s funny because like#each and every one of them has moments#where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy#and then the next they have STANDARDS#can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa#even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀#thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏#they’re all gross teenage boys!!!#even Donnie he is NO exception here#bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros#bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it#but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss#pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross#100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon#because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy#THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES#the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀#I love them tho they are endearing anyhow#April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr#honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all#just by virtue of being a chef#Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like#a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work#Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross#Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison)#Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk#all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now
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saberafterdark · 2 years ago
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i am going to combust into a million pieces
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dizzybizz · 2 years ago
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"looks like i win! take that!"
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todayisafridaynight · 8 months ago
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hectorthedoggo · 5 months ago
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i made a litte haruka t3 vd based off of an earlier convo w @kani-miso and @chairhahaha that one time (if you guys remember that)
Broken Wings
*The interrogation starts, and Haruka is breathing heavily, shifting around in his seat. It can be interpreted as a panic attack, or some sort of crying.
*The door opens, and the warden doesn’t speak for a bit.
E: Prisoner Number 1. We cannot begin the interrogation when you’re in such a state.
*Haruka’s voice sounds broken, like he’s cried a lot over the past few minutes.
H: Warden… hey, why did you vote Mu guilty? Even though I promised that…
E: You cannot influence our verdict in such a way. We found it fit to deem her guilty, therefore your opinion is invalid.
H: Huh? I don’t… but, i have to, I have to follow through on my promise. I couldn’t do it earlier, because of the guilty restraints.
E: No.
H: Huh? What do you mean?
E: Milgram won’t permit it, I’m sure. Fights between prisoners are prohibited as long as the warden is awake, so you’ve lost your window of opportunity.
H: I don’t… understand.
E: You aren’t allowed to kill yourself, idiot.
H: Hehe… hihihi! Well, you can’t push me around! I have…
*a rustling sound is heard, and the warden gasps
E: Scissors? Where…
H: The supply closet! I can kill myself, you can’t stop me!
E: No! You’re not allowed!
H: I’ll do it now! You’re too weak to stop me.
*Sounds of a struggle, and E keeps making pained noises. Eventually, a clattering noise is heard, and the sound of the barrier rings out.
*They sound physically in pain, speech occasionally interrupted by small gasps of pain.
E: Ow… hah. Haruka. You can’t take the scissors. We have them now. You’re not getting them back. Hm… I wonder if I could ask Milgram to take the supply closet… it’s such a bother.
*H sounds pained.
H: Warden! You have to understand! I made a promise, I have to follow through! Besides…
E: …
H: Besides, the voices tell me that I don’t deserve to live. That I’m too crazy for society, because I killed all of those animals. I was right, earlier. There’s no way that my true self will ever be forgiven.
I'm so tired of this constant talking, they’re right. And… Mahiru didn't deserve to die.. it should've been me.. i should join her, to fulfill my promise.
E: ! Ma…hiru…
* their voice sounds a little surprised, almost like they’ve been struck.
H: It’s hard, without her. She was so nice. I want to join her, and me being here doesn’t help anything. Everyone would be happier if I died.
E: Don’t… don’t…
H: Are you okay? I… I understand!
*A small rustling is heard
*their breathing is heavy
E: Get off… get off of me. Don’t hug me like that, it won’t work. I’m not going to-
H: It’s not for that! Hugs mean to make everything feel better! It’s a goodbye hug. Mahiru always said-
E: Shut up!
*They hit Haruka, but that’s not enough for them. They tackle him, in what is most definitely not a hug, and starts to pathetically beat him up.
H: Ow! Why are you-
E: I hate people like you! First, it was Shidou, now you, stupidly sacrificial, having no regard for the other’s emotions! Don’t you dare insult Mah- no, we’re not… we’re not supposed to… we just hate you. We, the warden, need no justification for beating up rowdy prisoners.
*Haruka makes little noises of pain, matching E’s.
*Suddenly, the door opens.
Kz: Hey! Hey! What’s going on here. Es, get off.
*A little struggle is heard, but Kazui quickly gets them off of their victim.
E: Kazui… why… no, you’re too much of a coward to go into the room yourself. Who sent you?
Kz: I’m not saying. Es, why were you-
E: It was Kotoko, wasn’t it? Guilty verdict wasn’t enough to get her off her high horse? Heh, i wonder why they decided to vote you innocent, if you keep interfering like this.
K: !
E: You stupid prisoners. Always interfering. What we do is not your business.
Haruka: Es…
E: We aren’t Es. K: ! What?!
H: W… what? Then, who are you?
E: The warden. Of MILGRAM. We don’t need a name, Es is simply a label.
K: like… amane-chan… but worse
E: What was that? (rhetorical)
H : He said you’re like Amane, but worse.
E: Shut up, the both of you ! Milgram is much nobler than a group of cartoon characters with a bunch of philosophies attached to them! What Milgram is doing, is fully, absolutely, right. Of course it would be! Otherwise, well…
It would be…
*they lose their spark
I wouldn’t be…
*awkward silence
No, no. what milgram is doing has to be right. Otherwise, I would…
*their voice breaks at the end. they slap themself.
Stop that. No. Anyways, Kazui, please get out of the room. I apologize for my earlier outburst. I will not resort to such violence, again. Haruka. Do not touch me.
K: As long as you promise to not attack Haruka.
E: As long as Haruka doesn’t touch me again.
H: I… I won’t?
E: Alright. Kazui. Leave.
K: If I hear more struggle-
E: Leave.
K: Okay.
* He leaves.
E: Ah… what are we supposed to do with you… 
*The bell rings
ack!
H: Are you alright?
E: Shut up… shut up… you all aren’t supposed to… I thought you-
H: ?
E: Shut up!
* They start to breathe heavily.
H: Is it… the…
E: That’s none of your business! I… we don’t have the same problems as you prisoners- ack!
H: … um… Warden?
E: Shut up!
H: Okay…
E: I- I- get it! Okay!
H: Um, sorry. Who are you talking to?
E: That’s… none of your business. Let’s just get this overwith, I- we can’t be doing this right now.
Now, prisoner number one, sing your sins!
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haliaiii · 4 months ago
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I hate the aerospace museum I hate the aerospace museum
I hate the aerospace museum I hate the aerospace museum
I hate the aerospace museum I hate the aerospace museum
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doctorsiren · 1 year ago
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I'm so normal about this.
*sweat nervously and pulls out a tennis ball*
Fetch!
*throws the ball*
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He is a respectable lawyer smh what are you doing
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birdantlers · 1 month ago
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I didnt even know DB Daima dropped bc life shit but @peridotite has informed me that they just casually drop that namekians apparently originate from [checks notes] the demon realm
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Yk everyone's favorite and most memorable DBZ setting ..... The Demon Realm .......... ..
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octonauts-daily · 2 months ago
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lotus-pear · 30 days ago
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free will is drawing ur two favorite characters together and making them gay
#akekita content in this economy? it's more likely than you think#this is like for the three ppl that ship them (me tumblr user haliai and atlus)#also which boyliker at atlus designed yusuke's phantom outfit like WHY is he dressed like a gay hooker 💀💀💀💀#the skintight spandex bodysuit designed to show off the slutty waist?? the exposed cleavage?? the cunty little fox tail?? bro 😭#my hand was shaking while i was drawing the second img it felt so IMMODEST 😭😭😭😭😭#i wish atlus confirmed which highschool akechi went to bc i love the hc that he attends kosei#his tie matches hifumi's ribbon so i think they're trying to tell us smt (im delusional)#ANYWAY akechi and yusuke would match each other's freak lowkey like they're both hardcore yappers that weird everyone else tf out#akechi would find solidarity in the fact that yusuke doesn't shut up abt whatever he's interested in#also also the fact that akechi is a mirror version of him bc they're victims of the same situation#both being exploited and utilized as tools after their mothers death#by the man they called father in exchange for validation or a false sense of place#but ultimately yusuke was saved by phantom thieves while akechi refused any pity and slowly succumbed to fate of his own making#really makes you look at atlus and think whats going on in their buttery smooth brains for not including other character interactions#aside from the social links with joker. the wasted dynamic potential between some of the characters is insane 😭#persona 5#p5#yusuke kitagawa#kitagawa yusuke#goro akechi#akechi goro#akekita#bro me when i stay up until three am drawing persona instead of finishing my lab (i’m beyond cooked 💀💀)#i think i need to switch college majors i can’t keep doing this#lotus draws
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rewritingcanon · 2 years ago
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snape apologists: omg poor baby boy he never did anything wrong he’s had a rough childhood but he was always a sweetheart like hes a total victim! a victim!!! hes never done anything to warrant what he got and he deserves sm better than that absolute *insert any misogynistic term here* lily he totally didn’t deserve what SHE did to him 😢😢
canon snape, literally making whole ass spells that torture his enemies and being an overall sassy feral shit who also happens to be part of a gang of terrorists:
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fraternum-momentum · 6 months ago
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The star method is easier than it looks trust me😭 if they ask what was a problem at work you’ve solved before you basically just think like: the situation was the lightbulb blew out the task was getting it fixed within an hour the action you took was getting a ladder to fix it and the result was you were able to have the lights back on for everyone. It’s just a more concise way to retell a past event! Believe me, I learned it the night before I had my second interview with the regional manager at my job after the first manager recommended I practice it. I believe in u
OHHH THAT MAKES SENSE in my head i thought they were gonna present you a problem that you may confront during the job and then you solve it on the spot or smthn LAMODJQKEHQJ 😭😭😭😭
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aryartzs-ttte · 7 months ago
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TW: 🩸
This is a different au where the engines are humans and they drive their trains but they still have the same headcanons
The flying kipper incident ppl 🙂 i'm so sorry i was feeling a bit violent today
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Him being awake as a human is crazy 👀 he would have been unconscious by now but i wanna stay accurate as possible 😅
Don't mind me, just wanted to try a different art style for a bit
I hated drawing this bro. Not becuz it's emotional but the actual art style itself
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