#why is being gay so hard

[sasheemo]

In 2 weeks I’m gonna go to Berlin to the main office of the company I work for.

I have been having a crush on a colleague for like a year now.

Five minutes ago said colleague sent me a selfie of her at the Halloween party she attended, wearing a slutty vampire costume. After we spent an hour talking on the phone during working hrs.

Guess in 2 weeks I am gonna find out if she wants to work with Kathryn Hahn.

[itsyaboyredacted]

A cute guy came up and asked me where I got my apple from and I mean I answered but I just fumbled a social interaction so bad he was so cute and I got nervous

[homoerotic-sea-shanties]

Wow! You have a new crush! 💥👊

You became friends! 💥👊

She’s now one of your closest friends! 💥👊

She’s flirting with you maybe? 💥👊

HUG???? 💥👊

She’s straight 💥💥💥💥💥💥👊

She’s got a massive crush on a boy 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥👊

She asks you to wingwoman her💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥👊

-2000 HP

[nobodyaskedlmaoooo]

the girl I have a crush on didn't come to practice because she's sick

would it be too forward to text her and say "hey we missed you at practice today I hope you feel better soon" or something like that

[space-rave12]

Does ya girl have many Reesker wips? Yes. Are they because ya girl is coping with being in love with a girl that she met once and hasn't seen again and so she's using writing Reesker as a way to fill the void in her heart? Also yes.

[slug-on-slug-violence]

do you ever feel like having imposter syndrome about your sexuality

[flowerboypoet]

HELLO I AM IN SHAMBLES

ok hi it’s me ya boy

so i work at a bookstore and next door is a chocolate store.

today on my break, i went next door and got a chocolate dipped ice cream cone

which was delicious, but that’s not what stuck with me.

let me tell you guys about chocolate guy.

oh my god

he was so pretty.

i have been thinking about him for exactly seven hours now.

he was so so so sweet and he had the most beautiful and contagious smile.

he just kept giggling, like he’d heard the funniest joke ever.

he was so unserious, which was so refreshing because everyone that works there looks so done and like tired.

but i had my pride bracelets on (trans & rainbow) and he said something about how he liked them, and that he wished he could participate in self expression (it’s a very fancy chocolate store; everyone wore like the same thing).

AND THEN HE WAS LIKE

“shhh i gave you a little extra ice cream”

AND I MELTED

HE WAS SO

oh my god why was he so cute

what is going on

like what do i do?

i have a plan but i feel like rly weird abt it because idk like would i be doing too much?????

the plan is to everyday on my break see if he’s there until we become bffs

so i’ll keep y’all updated on my quest to rizz up chocolate guy

(pls give me advice ive never been gay as a man before)

(like do we think he’s a little fruity cause he seemed a little fruity but ig idk)

HELP!

[siickkitty]

going absolutely insane on the head, over a girl!again!:D . . . nobody told me being so gay was soooo hard

[mrmeepsmadmind]

rewatching this over and over again.. mainly bcs tarn makes soundwave into a manlet but also bcs it's hilarious

[bunnyboilewd]

I dunno, maybe everyone on here saying how much they hate men even in little funny Tumblr speak might be damaging for all the trans men trying to escape reality on the "we love gays" site.

Like I'll be scrolling and see so many m/m ships and in the same scroll see "imagine men, ew." "At least I don't like men."

I know it's hehe funny site, but maybe we could also love men and not cringe at their mere existence.

Trans men, cis men, and masc identifying I love you, I support you and I hope you are loved by those around you.

[souporsaladnatural]

Uhhhh uh Dean goes into the Empty to rescue Cas and at first hes wandering around aimlessly but then he feels his shoulder heating up so he rolls up his sleeve and his shoulder is glowing in the shape of Cas' handprint from season 4 and it gets brighter as he gets closer to Cas send post

[chettyspagetti]

CONFETII 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 I’m needing more ideas to draw them …. Any middle school or highschool headcannons you have for them are 100% appreciated

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

james was the first to learn how to cast a patronus, sirius was the last

[lala-blahblah]

I will never make this because it would be for an audience of one (me) but ever since reading "If we Were Villains" (story about serious drama kids in college who perform shakespeare and deal with a murder) I have been entertaining the thought of a crack fic crossover with High School Musical The Musical The Series where the staff decides they will no longer put on shakespeare after the tragic accident that happened at Thanksgiving, because Shakespeare plays would only increase the tension and drama. So they hire Ms. Jen who decides their spring play will actually be High School Musical (which exists in the 90s in this universe) and it ruins the vibe so much that everyone gives up on being dark and mysterious because they're universally pissed at Ms Jen for making them learn choreoraphed basketball dancing.

[nobodyaskedlmaoooo]

the girl I have a crush on didn't come to practice because she's sick

would it be too forward to text her and say "hey we missed you at practice today I hope you feel better soon" or something like that

[space-rave12]

when ya girl is so in love that she can't even function without even thinking about that girl she met once

this is a cry for help