#why is a cop there?

[eruden-writes]

Strictly Pleasure - Part 15 (Orc x Human)

orc x human age gap paranormal romance 15 of ?

Summary: An awkward fresh-out-of-a-relationship woman and an orc that owns a sex store enter an adult theater together. She, intent on pushing her own boundaries. He, just looking to give her some sense of safety. Well, that and he wouldn’t complain about having a bit of fun himself.

After they inevitably get interrupted, Jek deals with the problem while Heidi flees. Resigned, he believes he’ll never see her again.

Thus begins Jek and Heidi’s sporadic interactions until, eventually, they find themselves fumbling around each other daily at the very place it started: Strictly Pleasure.

Part 1 - Masterlist - Part 14

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Shoving the dildo in had been a great idea or not, but Heidi couldn’t find it in her to care. Jek’s caught voice and expression when he turned his eyes to the camera made it doubly worth it. The smooth toy had started to change she noticed, before she shoved it in. Now with it firmly lodged in her, she could feel it shift and grow and harden. Sensual delight teased up her back as she let the warmth pool inside her.

“You’re really wet already,” he choked out. Her somewhat breathless laugh made his spine tingle, the ensorcelled cock sleeve flexing with every syllable of her amusement. With every squeeze, he was reminded what a tight fit it was between a human and an orc.

Alright, Heidi had control of the situation long enough, the more prickly part inside of Jek thought. Pushing himself and his chair away from the desk, he adjusted his seat and propped his legs onto the lower bars of his desk. Satisfaction burned through him when Heidi’s eyes widened, her eyes trailing the length of his visible form.

With a lazy stroke, he slowly tugged the cock sleeve along his length. Despite the fact she had so boldly shoved the dildo in, he wasn’t really sure if it had fully configured to his own equipment by that point. Hurting her, even in the face of her overexcited hubris, wasn’t something he wanted.

Heidi bit her lip as the dildo withdrew without her assistance. She angled her hand so Jek could see his own handiwork, but her hand hovered close, not wanting to lose his penetration entirely.

And watch Jek did as the facsimile of his own dick slid from Heidi. If anything, he had to give the company props. The dildo’s enchanted silicone material copied him, down to his coloring. If the camera had been angled differently, it could have been like reliving a memory. Not that he’d ever been in her room, on her bed, or with her. The sight still tickled faded memories at the back of his head.

He brought the sleeve back down his cock slowly, not nearly as far as she had initially plunged him, before retreating. Her teeth sunk deeper into her lower lip as he repeated the process, sinking just a little deeper. The toy flexed around him, warm and pulsing in time to Heidi’s pussy on screen.

She lifted her hips and instinctively rocked, as if she could wordlessly make him go faster. Jek ignored the silent pleas, continuing his slow pace.

Impatience scrabbled along her nerves as he pumped his cock slowly, the dildo inside her matching the pace. He’d stretch her and dip, just far enough to tease her, then pull back. It made the heat pooling at her core prickle.

The whine that left Heidi had been entirely unintentional. Heat flushed hotter over her body when she heard Jek chuckle.

In retaliation, she flexed around his cockhead, barely lodged inside her. A smile played over her lips as his member twitched against her. “Keep teasing and I’ll take matters into my own hands.”

She tried to push the dildo further inside, but – surprisingly – it stayed in place. A glance to the screen showed Jek holding tight to the cock sleeve. Evidently, either party could stall the fun. Which made sense.

Well, there was more than one way to fulfill a carnal threat.

Loosening the belt of her robe, Heidi dipped one hand under the fabric as her other hand slid between her thighs. Simultaneously, she stroked her hardened nipple and clit. A more intentional moan slid past her lips as her back arched and her toes curled into the mattress.

“Heidi,” he growled, eyes burning as he watched her touch herself.

Her stomach flipped at the sound of his voice roughened, the flush sparking hotter across her face as she watched his eyes smolder.

The impishness returned as she stuck her tongue out at him. “I’ll make myself come if you don’t.”

Something in Jek’s expression and the way his chest heaved with a deep breath made her stomach somersault. If he could climb through the computer screen and grab her, slam her onto his cock and ride him, Heidi thought he would.

If that’s how she wanted to play, fine. Without saying another word, Jek jerked his hips up and pressed the sleeve down against him in one hard stroke. On the screen, Heidi jolted and gasped as the toy’s counterpart mimicked the move. He didn’t give her a chance to catch his breath, his hand and hips working at a wild tempo.

The toy between her legs moved with Jek’s unyielding pace, making the heat in Heidi’s core churn with sizzling delight. Throwing her head back, she lost herself in the sensations. The friction and heat grazing over long-neglected places. How deliciously his length and girth spread her, delved into her, bordering just enough on pain to enhance the pleasure.

Her hand at her clit fell to her thigh, nails digging into her soft flesh. Her other hand pressed to her mouth as she bit down on her knuckle, trying to choke back her mounting cries.

Every reaction only made Jek’s movements intensify. Heidi’s robe loosened even further, slipping as her breasts bounced in time to his strokes. His tongue flicked out, licking his lips. This wasn’t enough for him, would never be enough. He wanted to feel her softness and heat pressed against him, his cock actually sinking between her lower lips. To hear her moans and breaths toy across him, ring in his ears.

But he’d have to settle for this and only this, something reminded him at the back of his thoughts as he watched Heidi whimpers and writhe on-screen. The thought made his arm work faster, his hips thrust harder. His eyes never drew away from the image on his computer. Heidi writhing and whimpering, her back arching and toes curling.

Her hand fell away from her mouth as she gave up quieting herself, her throat flexing with every whimper and moan she gave. Both her hands moved to the blankets, tangling in them as her legs splayed wider, before both hands fluttered to her thighs, nails digging into her thighs. The toy between her legs slammed away at her, the wet schlopping sounds echoed in his own room.

Pleasure fizzed across her mind, eating away all thoughts. In a delirious effort to feel more of him – a hurdle her mind was struggling to overcome – Heidi looped her hands under her knees. Even as she brought her legs up, she knew it was a fruitless effort. The throb of need wanted him, not an ingenious fake. No matter how well the toy echoed his pulse, his flexing, his pace, it wasn’t actually Jek.

But lifting her legs and tilting her hips did angle the thrusting toy deeper. And it made him feel even thicker inside her. Sparks burst along her nerves as a hitched “fuck” left his lips translating how the shift squeezed tight around him.

He shot to his feet, instinctively wanting more leverage. He leaned partially over his desk, bracing one hand on the flat surface as his occupied hand continued to work. The dildo thrust harder inside, hitting every inch inside of her. She gasped, her body rocking mindlessly to meet her partner’s thrusts. Tension twisted inside her, spidering out from her core to tangle around her outer limbs.

When the tangle of sensations snapped, the orgasm slammed over her and she wordlessly cried out. She held tight to the back of her knees, nails digging into the tender flesh of her thighs as she shuddered. Jek’s reciprocating groan sent another lick of heat through her, her whole body shuddering. He gave two more thrusts before the added tightness and heat and wetness – and the very image of Heidi in the throes of pleasure – knifed his own release through him.

Her shuddering worsened as the toy did the unthinkable: simulated the white-hot heat of actual cum filling her.

Surprise cleaved through the pleasure and she released her legs, bracing her feet on the bed as her hips mindlessly rose to meet the cumming partner’s hips. Disappointment jabbed through her as she recalled she was the only one in the room. Not enough to ruin the moment, but enough to make a mark.

For a moment, only the sound of their panting breaths filled the air. In the vacuum of sound, Heidi realized she had been rather loud. Between the bed shifting under her and her moans, she hoped the neighbors hadn’t heard anything.

“Well, I think the toys pass the quality check,” mused Jek as he sat down, fighting to keep the breathlessness from his voice. His gaze couldn’t help but linger on her spread legs and the pseudo orc cum leaking from her. A conflicting mixture of pride and dissatisfaction needled through the afterglow. It should actually be his seed oozing from her slit.

Heidi hummed noncommittally, still flat on her back on the bed. Satisfaction settled through her bones, though there was still the itch of need under it all.

Uncertainty ticked through him, suddenly worried his performance hadn’t been up to her standards. “You don’t agree?”

At the sound of concern in his voice, Heidi pushed herself to her elbows. The concern echoed in his features, worried he hadn’t been enough. Biting at her lip, she wondered if she should say what was on her mind or drop the issue.

Before Heidi could think better of it, she gave an awkward smile and fumbled through her thoughts, “It’s hard to be sure how accurate the sensations were, since I haven’t experienced the actual thing with you, y’know?”

If it wasn’t for his blinking eyes, Heidi would have thought the video call had frozen. Jek sat so still, she worried she’d done something wrong. Maybe she had pushed a little too far with her last statement. Her awkward smile faltered as her teeth bit her bottom lip.

Meanwhile, Jek struggled to get air into his lungs. He shouldn’t. He really shouldn’t. Even this little video chat had been out-of-bounds. There was so much that could go wrong if he gave in.

Despite knowing he shouldn’t, he couldn’t stop his raspy question, “Should I come over and show you?”

His words sent a flush of heat through her, her eyes widening and her own heart hammering. A slow smile pulled across her lips, already feeling her cheeks burning with a pleased blush. “If you want to, I wouldn’t complain.”

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A sudden knock resounded on the door. Heidi jumped, eyes widening. There was no way Jek had managed to get to her apartment that fast. They had barely closed out of the video chat! Grabbing a more appropriate robe from her closet, she made her way to the front door as another set of rapping knocks sounded.

Peering through the peephole, the cozy heat Jek had stoked suddenly drained away. An elven police officer stood at her front door.

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Want more? Part 16 is available on Patreon now!

[desolationlesbian]

Making a new rule for straight creators along the lines of "don't kill off your lesbian couple it's homophobic" but this time it's "if you're going to put a lesbian in your show you can't make her a cop"

[bluerosefox]

Always Favors You

Another Sibling Danny and Jason idea!!

"Are you Jason Peter Todd?!" demanded a deep and commanding tone from the strange glowing being in front of them.

All the Bats stiffened and tensed, no doubt gearing up for a fight against the being that somehow knew Red Hood's full name.

Jason, Red Hood, decided to put on a brave front despite no doubt cursing in his head and wondering how the heck did this thing know his full freaking name.

"Whose asking." he snarled out, his hands twitching for his gun when the huge glowing knight with purple flames coming out of his helmet and cape, who was riding on a nightmare looking horse while they all had been in the cave going over tonight's patrol.

The Knight didn't seemed bothered by his response nor did he even seem to care or flinch when Batman made his own demand on 'Why was he there and who was he' or when Damian unsheathed his sword and pointed it towards him. Instead the strange glowing Knight reached to it side and pulled out... A glowing scroll? Huh. (Also he completely unnerved everyone in the room when the Knight didn't even react when Batman had tossed a Baterang when he reached for his side)

The Knight opened the scroll and spoke clearly with purpose.

"Jason Peter Todd,

You are hereby invited as a special guest of honor to the crowning of our future King of the Infinite Realms.

Daniel Phantom, once Daniel Jackson Fenton, and once Daniel Austen Todd.

Prince of the Infinite Realms, the Keeper of Balance, The Peacekeeping Halfa, the Defeater of the Tyrant King Pariah Dark, The Great One, Youngest of the Ancients, Ancient of Space, The Bridge between Life and Death.

You, the half-brother of our King, have been given the highest of honors for your past actions and will be given housing and food in the Realms and Phantom's Keep, for the week long event. Personal servants and attendants will be at your disposal and a seamstress will be on hand to tailor make your attire for the Coronation.

Signed: Clockwork. Ancient of Time. Watcher of the Infinite Timeline. Kronos. Mentor and Adviser.

PS: I shall have Fright Knight ("Me" the Knight bluntly said for a second) leave this scroll along with a personal one for you from Daniel to read over and once you make up your mind sign the bottom of the scroll.

I do hope in time you will pick the right choice Jason Todd, we of the Infinite Realms would like to reward you for your actions. After all, if you hadn't gotten young Daniel away from your father that night all those years ago, we would never had gained our Prince nor be free from our once Tyrant King.

Ah, one more thing.

The Infinite Realms will always favor you Jason."

Jason felt like he couldn't breath as Fright Knight? Rolled up the scroll, pulled a letter from his side, and held out the two items for him to take.

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Movie William judges Vanessa's friends..

[teaboot]

will you go to dashcon two next year in toronto?

I wouldn't go to dashcon if it was hosted in my apartment's only bathroom

[rynli]

Harry works on his resume

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

barty: if i came up to you and said i'd been arrested, what would you assume it was for? reg and pandora: *without skipping a beat, in total unison:* pandora: tax evasion regulus: murder reg and pandora: *looks at each other* pandora: murder regulus: tax evasion

[fkapple]

more em fits

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

look at their gay asses

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

manmade monsters Sun/Moon au. bc i have no self control lol

i also mentally call it the 'why are there giant robot monsters in my shed' au lol

idk what else to say so uh. enjoy

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

there's just... there is no reason to make yet another cop show in this day and age. copaganda is not only bullshit, it is a failure of imagination.

you want to watch brooding characters with dark pasts investigate crimes in an official capacity? just use private detectives (cops have a miserable solve rate anyway). want eccentric geniuses & their sidekicks solving mysteries? i present you with armchair detectives & neighborhood busybodies. oh, you're craving a workplace comedy-drama starring overworked protagonists doing their heartfelt best to resolve community conflicts? social worker office sitcom! bitch this is ACHIEVABLE

[notherpuppet]

Alastor is a complex character!

Despite being one of the few characters in Hazbin with confirmed identities (his ethnic background and sexual orientation), those identities are in of themselves, complex experiences.

There’s seemingly nothing about the character that is Black or White.

I think that’s why he is such a compelling character! Also, it’s probably one reason why he is such an attractive conduit for folks’ creative expression.

His identities are not necessarily why many people may gravitate towards him, but they do offer a chance for people to investigate him and explore a character—as unique as he is—into avenues they may not have considered before.

I can commiserate with feeling defensive of a character who shares an identity with you—ESPECIALLY an underrepresented one. Discourse is natural and completely fine! (And very educational sometimes in my experience)

But I don’t think it’s fruitful to police a fandom in these matters. Some folks come to my inbox (I delete the really rude ones) or comment sections with a very cop-like attitude to a space that’s supposed to be creative and/or fun *airhorn*

That’s my take as just some guy on the internet ���🛜 have a good dayyyyy

[linddzz]

If anyone was wondering whatever the fuck happened with that "shark-ray or stingray Jesus" pregnant stingray, the answers are:

-That poor thing is STILL "pregnant" 4 months past her gestation time

-they admitted ON THEIR OWN LIVESTREAM that they don't know how to read ultrasounds

-The "aquarium" (which is a non-AZA accredited, privately owned sideshow in a storefront) was blocking aquarium experts, which they deny, but the blocked people gave the reporter receipts

-They haven't given any indication of actually having a vet examine her and get REALLY SHADY if asked.

-They called the cops on a reporter and the director tried to have her booked for trespassing and this shit is bonkers!!!!!

-They obviously seriously annoyed said reporter with that stunt and the result is a hilariously scathing article all put in the most professionally journalistic language.

"This was my second dust-up with police in 15 years of journalism. The last one was reporting on neo-Nazis in Germany. This one was about a stingray."

Like you know you really pissed off a journalist when this is the quote they highlight after asking another expert about your shitshow

[norhmitch8]

They make me get physical

[freyadragonlord]

Ekko: You dated the brutal dictator of Piltover!? Vi: She wasn't the brutal dictator of Piltover when I was dating her!!!

[childedisliker]

this man WILL appear in your BEDROOM at 3 AM. (GONE WRONG)