#why cant it be that simple tho ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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autisticlee ยท 1 year ago
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I want to be rich enough to afford my own business, then live off that so I don't have to work for anyone else and can make my job meet my own needs/comfort that other jobs cannot. getting and keeping a job as an neurodivergent and/or disabled person in a neurotypical and ableist society is so frustrating and overwhelming. they refuse to meet your needs, accommodate you, blame you for your struggles, and are hardly ever accepting, because you're a "burden" to them and don't meet their ridiculous expectations so you get rejected or fired! the only choice is to do it yourself!!!!! but even starting/running businesses seems to be greatly gatekept by them too ๐Ÿ˜ญ
one problem is that it seems only people who are already rich can start their own physical business, in this world today. only people who don't really need to work because they're born into money can make money off their own work. then they call it hard work and pulling their boot straps or whatever ๐Ÿ™„ so they just hire others to do all the work for them and take most the profits. then tah-dah, they have a successful business and only had to tell some people what to do and let them all do the rest for them. I can't afford anything that goes into my own business, especially the physical shop and hired help. my living situation makes it difficult to work from home because I live in a walk-in closet sized room with the entirety of my belongings squished into the small space. i'm trying my best to make things to cell (currently stickers, art prints, 3d anime/video game figures, etc) but it's so difficult and stressful.
or alternatively, get lucky, or have social skills and spoons, to get popular enough online so you can start online first or even full time. you usually have to be super social and interesting online to gain a following who supports you and becomes your fan. not everyone is lucky to have an enticing personality (I barely have one at all ๐Ÿ˜”) and the spoons to consistently keep up with the demand to keep people interested and continuously supportive. most people online treat it all as a competition and won't help others. they refuse to share your stuff or give advice or work together. they just care about themselves and their business.
the only real advice I got is "be consistent," which i'm sure any chronically ill, disabled, or ND person knows that's basically impossible. some days are good, some weeks are horrible and you can't do anything. that's why i'd work better with a team of others so we can fill each others gaps and stay seemingly consistent, if that makes sense. if there's multiple of us, at least one of us should have the spoons to keep things going! right???? but most online businesses are single-person run and they don't want to share and split anything, even if it's just a small collab for fun (I experienced first hand how gross fellow creaters can be to each other because they treat it as a competition instead of a collab and opportunity to enjoy working together and boost each other up. I will never forgive the bts fanart community for how snobby, childish, and bullying many of the "bigger" were behind closed doors! and smaller ones that licked their boots! ive also heard similar stories about other communities and places, like twitch, youtube, etc.)
then there's the whole business managing thing and promoting and all that. i'm a nobody on the internet, so even if I did online business only to start, no one will notice me or help! (I've actually tried before multiple times in the last almost decade and sold nothing but still struggled to keep up ๐Ÿ˜…) i barely have the executive functioning spoons to take a shower more than once a week ๐Ÿ˜ญ running a business all alone with all the factors pitted against me? how! i can't hire help if no one pays me lmao
when i've asked for help before, even just asking friends to share my stuff, I get slapped with the whole "stop caring what people think about your work/numbers aren't important/do it because you want to and enjoy it/etc" and that's so insulting because it makes me feel like they're trying to say my work is horrible and worthless and I don't deserve to live off my hard work!!!!! (I'm no longer friends with these people)
what it comes down to is, I always feel like my only choice to actually work and possibly afford to survive is to start my own business????? I can't live off my parents forever and part time minimum wage jobs that I could *maybe* get (even if I was rejected from 200 of them in 2 months...) including the one I fo now are so painful, boring, unfulfilling, and/or stressful and not worth it! but no one will hire me for anything better because no experience and you need experience to get experience. or you need a degree and need money to get a degree but need degree to make money. and it's a whole paradox that is impossible for someone like me to get through. I get rejected at every interview for being autistic. i'm burnt out trying. I feel like i'm at a dead end and don't know what i'm supposed to do?
do any other autistic/ND/disabled people feel the same way?
I usually get told to "wait and it will happen one day" but this is life we are talking about!!! life doesnt wait!!!!! i'm not a teen/20s with ~my whole life ahead of me~ i'm getting older fast and have zero openings or paths that I can take alone. I know my disabled limits and it means I can't just make things happen like other people. I can't live independently or get a normal job, etc. I cant wait around forever and hope I get lucky. i've never experienced any luck so I don't believe it will help me. so I put in what work i'm capable off all the time instead of waiting, but see no useful results. I do my best despite what people on the outside see and tell me (I'm so fucking tired of hearing i'm Not Trying, Giving Up Too Easily, Being Too Negative, Refusing To Leave My Confort Zone, Not Believing In Myself and etc. it's NOT true. I don't care if that's how it looks. being disabled is NOT those things!!!! just because normal daily things takes more spoons and energy and effort for me than you, I need more help, and I dont have the ability to physically or mentally do certain things, (which means doing things beyond that is nearly impossible in most cases,) doesn't mean Those Things. no one understands how hard I try, how much I struggle, and how frustrating it is for it to all crash down, never work, and not matter. only very few people in similar situations understand and don't try to push me. I NEED SUPPORT not someone to remind me of how much I fail because I can't meet NT and abled expectations and do things THEIR way!
anyway, I fell into huge rant....is it possible for us to come together and make a ND/disabled-led business and only hire others like us? that would be cool and helpful. if I could start my own business, I want it to be mostly friendly/inclusive/accommodating to ND/disabled people. NTs/ableds have to follow our "rules" for once. a safe business/work space made for us, by us. it would be hard, but so beneficial to those involved ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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orcelito ยท 29 days ago
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Yet again hindered by the "this reply is hidden because you have the user blocked" message. It has me Almost wondering whether I'd be better off not blocking so many people. So that I can freely be a nosy bitch.
Almost, but not quite. My block list is for my sanity, after all.
#speculation nation#though sometimes i do wonder about whether all the ppl i have blocked Should be blocked.#they all get shoved into the same list but it's not like tumblr lets me record why i blocked them.#sometimes it's as inane as 'annoyed me too much with that one take in the tags'. and sometimes it's like. genuine bigotry lol#there r definitely plenty of users id like to keep blocked. but i wonder if there r any blogs that like. dont Really deserve to be blocked?#but to go thru my list of blocked users would require taking psychic damage in my attempts to judge Why i blocked them all.#sometimes i do wonder if random ppl in the fandom try to go on my blog but cant bc i have them blocked for stupid shit#bc i do have a semi-popular fanfiction!!! a well love fanfiction!!! what if someone reads it then finds out theyre blocked on here!!!#frankly id be mortified if i discovered that lol. like 'what did i even do????'#and well there are some things i dont budge on (like blocking anyone that puts k/v in front of me)#(it's an immediate block bc even tho i have the tags blocked i still hate even seeing mention of them in a blocked post#so i block anyone who posts it into the tag so theres no chance of seeing it from them again! simple solution.)#but. for the things that r just stupid reasons. i feel kinda guilty. like im sorry. im just a little block-happy in the tags ๐Ÿ˜ญ#it's how ive stayed sane tag diving daily for the past 4+ years. you must understand.#im probably overthinking this lol. but if ur blocked by me & dont know why then uhhh. sorry !
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hearts401 ยท 7 months ago
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nobody does plot holes quite like pokemon
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b0mblover ยท 6 months ago
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Hate, in Every Sense of the Word.
By: J
major tws for; suicide mention, domestic abuse, abuse, sexual assult mention, murder mention, (really just alot of violence tbh) self harm mention
uh, sorry? that theres so many tws, ig also minor tw for mention of sex too.
uh haha i uh, can you tell what happened tonight? it wasnt even the worst one, just, im tired of it.
talk abt living out of spite bc mannnn, thats all i been going off of for a good while now!
i uh, i really wanna make a certain food bc um. (LOOK I WANNA MAKW A LESS OILY FUCKER OKAY) but my father is awake meaning my mother will be too soon but im scared to even go out of my room bc theyre prob gonna fighttt.
hhhrbd okok ill shut up for now, go ahead and read the angry jirou bullshit ig ๐Ÿ˜ญ
(oh yea, if it wasnโ€™t obvious. im talking about my mother in this.)
โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”
yknow,
you havent been a great person
or a good one even.
yet you still question as to why i dont love you
or like you,
maybe you have an idea of how much i hate you.
maybe not
i dont really care about your feelings.
at all.
not now.
i put up with this for fucking 14 years.
my entire fucking life.
ive put up with your shit.
but now?
now im done.
you have no idea how badly you fucked up.
when he said that โ€œim sorry im a fuck upโ€ย 
yknow.
he mightve not been right for what he did.
but,
it was just a mistake.
it was a goddamn mistake.
you have any idea how many times ive uttered those words too?
how many times ive repeated them?
how many times i fucking meant it?
just because you โ€œhad it badโ€ doesnt mean shit to me.
you have no goddamn right to treat others the same way.
dont give me that โ€œi dont know how else to act!โ€
bullshit.
bullshit you dont.
you treated your damn boyfriend just fine!
you had a goddamn kid
you had two goddamn children.
with this man that you fucking DESPISE.
you knew it back then too.
you told me you did.
you fucking told me.
almost nothing can compare to the anger i feel to you right now.
nothing.
you have no right to act like that.
no.
you have no goddamn right to hit another fucking living being.
for such a simple mistake.
i dont care if he talked about it since friday.
i dont give a fuck if he talked about it for months.
you.
you as a goddamn human.
have no right.
none.
in the slighest.
to hit another living being.
for talking about something in your eyes โ€œtoo muchโ€
or making a mistake.
youre a hypocrite.
need i remind you?
you said that after you broke up with the man you were having an affair with.
that youd be a better person.
stop the fights.
stop the beatings.
stop all of it.
and everything would be okay!
.
i didnโ€™t believe you for a goddamn millisecond.
youre a liar.
just how you said i was.
you didnt quit.
you didnt stop.
hell two months after you hit him again!
you threatened to kill him and yourself!
cmon.
dont you get it yet?
i fucking despise you.
maybe to a degree i feel shocked.
but.
i really dont think thats it.
youre the root of my problems.
every single last fucking one.
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need i remind you as how i had to learn to cook, because you were too busy with your damn boyfriend to help me?
.
need i remind you how when i tried to show you that i was fucking cutting myself when i was 9 you only talked about how it looked ugly?
.
need i remind you about how many times you said that you didnt care if i hurt myself as long as no one can see it?
.
need i remind you about how you ignored the rope burn on my neck god knows how many times?
.
need i remind you how you denied fucking multiple peoples sexual assault because โ€œit couldntve been like thatโ€?
.
need i remind you of how many times i almost had to be hospitalized because of your neglect?
.
need i remind you of how many nights i spent alone, in the cold, in the dead of winter, just because you wanted to fuck your boyfriend?
.
need i remind you of what you yelled at me so many times?
.
need i remind you of what i seen?
.
need i remind you of how many times you blamed your abusive behaviors on medication?
.
need i fucking remind you of my entire purpose?
.
i dont care about your feelings anymore.
i gave up years ago.
but now.
i dont feel just numb for you.
i hate you.
in every sense of the word.
.
i dont care of what you or anyone else thinks of me.
.
i dont care about what you think of my appearance.
.
i dont care if you think im too thin or fat or whatever word youll use next.
.
i dont care about what you think because youโ€™ll hate me no matter what.
.
you thought id stop being xxxx when you broke up with him.
you yelled at me.
no.
you fucking screamed at me for weeks.
im tired of even putting in the slighest effort of acting as if i fucking care.
i dont give a fuck about you.
and yknow?
if.
no.
if it would work.
if it was possible.
id fucking kill you.
id stab you.
right here.
right now.
to end my suffering.
to end his suffering.
all of it.
id end it all.
i dont care if its wrong.
because i know no one else knows about whats going on.
yknow.
only one person around here knows what youve done to him and me.
and i havent even met her in person.
yknow.
the people i used to be close with from school.
only just learned you had an affair.
i know that.
the police are do-less.
since you know them.
and hes a man.
not a woman.
it wouldnt be taken seriously.
that he should just fight back.
yknow.
youve ruined what life he has left.
his parents beat him.
his ex wife beat him, and cheated on him.
and here.
youve done the exact same thing.
yknow.
heโ€™ll never get to see how love truely is.
because of you.
because of what youve done.
i cant say i really like him either.
but.
that doesnt give you the right to ruin his life.
.
yknow whats worse?
how i know the only reason that so far youve never dared to lay a finger on me.
is because ive proved that i wonโ€™t hesitate to beat the fuck out of you right back.
i know i joke about that night.
but.
really.
hitting you for doing that was the best decision i couldve made.
its kept me safer than i wouldve been for years.ย 
and even now.
if you were to as so much to touch me.
while in a fight.
id do it all over again.
you maybe 100 pounds heavier than me.
but you dont know how to fight against someone who wont just sit there and take it.
i wont forgive you for what youve done.
even if he will.
.
i want nothing to do with you.
get out of my life for good.
#j writes badly#woohoo i just love living in a very fucked up house its soo great /sarcasm#ughnf whats worse is that if it werent for my parents rn my life would be quiet literally perfect.#holy shit the being pissed at my mother instead of destroying my arm thing is actually working irl holy shit#(actually shoked abt that tbh)#unironically i wanna make a less oily fuck rn. like so badly. bc my parents went to the store and got eggs so i can#oh yea for the new gen folk that dont know all of the j lore (this has been bothering me bc its coming up on the anniversary)#i know how to break someones fingers and make it look like an accident!#turns out theres a specific way thats more common in abuse versus accidents!#dont ask why i know this ๐Ÿ™‚ (or do- it reallt doesnt bother me) (also not that i would- /gen)#this is basically me catching everyone up through j lore im not even kidding tbh#and yes. i have hit my mother before bc she wouldnt stop โ€œplayingโ€ as i had hot ramen in my hands!#(look. it wasnt the best move at the time but uh. really saved me in the long run unironically!)#THERES FUCKING GEESE FLYING OVER MY HOUSE RN HOLY SHIT#sorry. uh. i cant help it tho. i heard them and it was cute#oh yea even MORE j lore; i have a mildly unhealthy obsession with โ€œbeing strongerโ€ because im consitently (and rightfully)#paranoid that my mother is gonna try and hit me!#when the whole 2020 chrismas thing (when i hit her) happened i had just got done wih archery so i was still pretty strong#but then eating disorder happened and i quit archery. muscle atrophy etc etc#so like. its a big ass thing i think abt every day now!#yea theres a real reason why i consider my friends as โ€œsafeโ€ ๐Ÿ’€#heheheheeeeee when no where else is safe thats just life ig!#oh god i need to brush my teeth fuck.#hhvtbd but my mother is awake :(#HHGBHGBSNS i need to start doing that at an ealier time bc it keeps getting in the way of things#again. how the fuck does smth so simple as brushing my teeth make so much feel better ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ its weird#sighh well! time to go back to trying to find drawing inspo!#(i unironically cannot use my own trauma as a drawing point bc it makes me actually suicidal. thats why i write it! /srs)#CHOKEKSSSJ ok ill hush now!
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thesimulacrasimp ยท 7 days ago
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Okay, I literally just watched a spooky month short and i wanna kinda break it down a lil bit, cuz we learned ALOT through it. Again, sorry for my terrible english ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™
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Okay so in this shot we see Kevins parents (rlly cute) and we see "Rad's bday" on calendar (which is apparently in september, knowing that Kevin started working in candy club in the same month), that means that he knew Radford for a long time, even before he started working in candy club.
Okay, thats really funny, but when Skid and Pump appeared in this short with different masks i was like: "YOOO they finally revealed their hair styles. Wow these fan predictions were really close!" until i remembered that their hair styles were already revealed a long time ago in the house pictures.....
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Okay so through Pump we now know that Skids father is dead. Not missing, not left - dead. <= another question that have been answered.
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Lila looks so tired, poor soul (SHE EVEN WALKING IN THE STREETS IN SLIPPERS ๐Ÿ˜ญ)
Ok, now its my fav part. We saw all the moments w Skid and Pump in candy club. First part of it were just the moments that we have already seen or that have been mentioned (like when Skid n Pump got alot of fake blood in the place), there were also some others moments weve never seen, but i dont think theyre really important since they all happened before even eps 4 and 5, so i dont think i need to break them down (especially because of this stupid fuCKING PICTURE LIMITโ€”) BUT! The things i WANT TO talk about are all the things that happened after ep 6 - the things we still havent got to. And if its actually the foreshadowing (is that the right word for that?...) for what will happen in the future eps then its kinda a dissapointing cuz we got spoiled, and FUCKING AMAZING at the same time, like I have VERY mixed feelings about this, but i more like it than hate it tbh. SO im gonna break these things down like they are actual spoilers for future episodes, but that can be not true, who knows.
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Okay, the first thing we see after ep 6 is another winter situation (the hole from Moloch is still there ๐Ÿ˜ญ) w hatzgang, Skid n Pump, and Susie, while the whole place was acreeting w some weird roots w eyes?? Then i suppose Roy was tormenting the poor kids as always, and Susie got mad at him and left, and then Rob and Ross did the same thing while Roy looked offended n pissed (which i cant show you becuz of a FUCKING LIMITโ€”)
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Then, Lila, Jaune, John and Jack came to the candy club. I cant really tell what couldve happened, but Lila n Jaune looked really mad, and then STARTED ARGUE FOR SOME REASON, like I literally have no idea what couldve happened, it could be anything.
Then there was a literal fnf scene, like an actual rap battle between the spooky bois and bf (which i also cant show you, CAN U GUESS WHY?? :) ). I honestly think that this is a simple joke and nothing more, but who knows, maybe it will actually happen in spooky month, that would be pretty cool.
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Okay, then the Spider. Like, we already all knew that its gonna be an episode vilian at some point, so its not really surprising honestly. Really curious how its gonna be portrated tho, like what is it gonna do, what its motives and goals are gonna be, what characterization are a LITERAL SPIDER gonna get - its all really interesting.
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Then a cult. Also not really surprising tbh, like I think it was obvious that they were gonna get to Kev at some point, interesting why tho. Like how could he be useful or harmful for them? (interesting detail is that after a scene w the cultists Kevin still stayed in the club, so the cult tried to get him but failed? I wonder why and how.)
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Okay... MOTHER. FUCKING. SKID'S DAD. HOLY SHIT IM SO EXCITED FOR HIM. If we look at the shot it seems like Skid came here to introduce Kevin to his dad (cute)
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And then i suppose Dad got a candy bar for Skid and they both left. Really curious how is Skids dad gonna introduce himself to his son, how Skid is gonna react (well even by these 2 shots we can see that he is really happy, but im more curious about the first reactions, im in for some wholesome fluff please!!!). And Lilas reaction is also reaaaaaally interesting (if she will even know)
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And the last shot is this. I also dont think it really means anything (maybe foreshadowing that Kev is gonna die??), the only thing that intrigues me is this sky, like I dont even know what it looks like, some sort of black hole? A fissure? Some ultimate evil that comes from another world? A 4th wall break?? Who fucking knows. But it does look interesting.
And soooo ummmmm idk what else to write, I think i already said everything i wanted to say so.. Bye? Tnx 4 reading?? Ig???
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knyontop ยท 8 months ago
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Hiii!! I really love your works theyโ€™re really awesome and they bring me comfort! I wanted to ask if it was ok to do some Platonic Yandere Creepypasta x Teen Reader whoโ€™s like extremely traumatized and shy and untrusting but in secret theyโ€™re kind and caring and just wants love and to be babied. :33
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โ‚Šหš โ€ฟ๏ธตโ€ฟเญจเญง ยท ยท โ™ก ยท ยท เญจเญงโ€ฟ๏ธตโ€ฟ หšโ‚Š
OFC MLLLL
Platonic!Yandere!Creepypastas x teen!reader
Ft: Jeff the killer, Slenderman, Ben drowned, and our amazing, beautiful, handsome, reader
Tw: Blood, gore, forced affection, abuse, murder, cussing, manipulation, possessiveness, jeff is a whole warning himself๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Jeff:
ใƒปwhen he first meet you, your un-trusting nature made him amused, he likes when people are nervous and timid about him.
ใƒปhe would poke fun at you and spook you, he loved seeing people cower below him. It feed his huge ego.
ใƒปtho your shy nature made him feel protective over you.
ใƒปhe didnโ€™t know why, he just felt as if he had no NEEDED to shield you from the worlds wrath.
ใƒปHe would follow you around and you didnโ€™t know why, the more he was around you tho the more you opened up to him.
ใƒปWhen Jeff actually started to get to know you he started getting more and more possessive. Like an overbearing
Older brother.
ใƒปJeff would start to isolate you and keep you away from the others, the only person he would really let you see besides him is slender and Ben, and a little bit of Lui.
ใƒปHe would try to make you hate the people he hated. (Cough cough, Jane.)
ใƒปHe wanted you to rely on him and ONLY HIM. HE IS ALL YOU WILL NEED WHY DONT YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT??
ใƒปYou needed him, you were to naรฏve and shy, and weak. You needed someone to protect you and help you, and that someone is him.
ใƒปIts okay that you didnโ€™t understand that yet, dont worry, Big brother Jeff will take care of it!
โ€œDont worry kid, your big brother jeff will handle it.โ€
ใƒปHe will hug you while having a knife at your back telling you to not leave him, he also threatens you to keep your little mouth shut. Cant have Slender knowing can we
ใƒปJeff will manipulate you to think all of this is normal and this is what siblings do. (Its not)
ใƒปHe likes to bring you with him on missions and make you watch him kill his victims brutally as a punishment, he says its just discipline and your being overdramatic about it. Plus you also kill people dont you?
ใƒปWhen you call him a monster he will then turn it around on you because you do the same thing he does, your both the same. Your both monsters.
ใƒปJeff has noticed that you just melt into his arms even if you dont like it or not and he will mock you and tease you for it.
โ€œLook at you, such a dumb little thing. You just fall into my arms. Your so naรฏve, so its a good thing you have me!โ€๏ฟผ
ใƒปJust dont be a brat and obey him! Its that simple, right?
โ€œYour such a brat, you should be grateful that I even bother hanging out with you.โ€
ใƒปHe will tell Ben to make sure you keep your mouth shut and make sure your being a good little kid, Ben doesnโ€™t complain because Jeffs his best friend and your just another pitiful human being that happened to step into the Slender mansion.
โ€œLook kid, just listen to jeff. Theres nothing you can really do now is there?โ€
ใƒปBen does feel bad, but hes a very sadistic being.
ใƒปIf you piss of Jeff enough he will kill someone in your old life you cared deeply about, he will make you watch the blood splatter everywhere, he will make you watch him stab there chest repeatedly, he will make you watch the guts fly everywhere.
ใƒปThe funny thing is Jeff knows that this is wrong but he just doesnโ€™t give a fuck.
ใƒปIt all goes to far when he breaks you and you have a full on mental breakdown, thats when he actually feels genuinely bad. <3
โ‚Šหš โ€ฟ๏ธตโ€ฟเญจเญง ยท ยท โ™ก ยท ยท เญจเญงโ€ฟ๏ธตโ€ฟ หšโ‚Š
I had fun writing this๐ŸŽ€
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arcadia345 ยท 1 year ago
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The Natal Astrology chart of Jeon-Jungkook
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โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ”ž not a real astrologer just my observations :) paid readings
Born in Busan, South Korea on Monday Sept. 1st 1997 at 3:23pm
ASC: Capricorn 6ยฐ
the first thing to stand out on him appearance wise would be his hands and arms, shoulders, teeth, hair, legs and thighs, but especially his torso! With his dreamlike and eccentric presence they didnโ€™t take him seriously Saturn influence but as time passed and he worked on his crafts and himself everyone seen him as the star he is. Capricorns are known for having to mature quicker than others because of responsibilities. As a cap rising with Uranus and Neptune in the first just like him I KNEW he was a Capricorn bc of how his nose has always been prominent throughout his life but now heโ€™s grown up/ into his features ๐Ÿฅน and also how everyone always projecting (Neptune)onto him like???? Like when did he tell you this?? Definitely the dissociation king ๐Ÿ‘‘. Very easy to dream about him I feel๐Ÿ˜ญ he brings out our subconscious desires. His rebellious Uranus side popped out when he came out with his piercings and tats you could tell he was tired of being projected onto but also iconic because heโ€™s kinda like the first A-list K-pop idol (bts in general tho)to go out of social norms appearance wise. In a way they kinda broke a generational curse ๐Ÿฅน I remembered how he said he got the scar on his cheek because he was fighting with his brother which correlates to his Aries Saturn (his chart ruler) in the 3rd(siblings). Style wise he gets bored quickly so heโ€™d like to switch up his appearance often. Most of the time heโ€™d go for comfortable but still fashionable clothing, like you may see him in a chill outfit but itโ€™ll cost more than ur rent๐Ÿ’€. He could like to switch it up with odd/bold/flirty colors & fits but mostly he loves his darker colors like grey and black.
2nd house: Aquarius 14ยฐ
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Lemme tell yโ€™all right nowโ€ฆ. This man is WIERD at heart๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ like heโ€™s genuinely quirky lol itโ€™s not a front like fr heโ€™s so down to earth itโ€™s crazy๐Ÿฅน also his whole chart points to being very spiritual? esp with that 8th house stellium like heโ€™s very into expanding his mind in any way possible so his could be heavily gifted and in pretty sure he knows this by now. He definitely ask himself โ€œwhy me?โ€all the time like what did he do to end up so blessed/different?. He definitely wouldโ€™ve had money regardless of fame as long as he stays true to himself and learns to give enough without being taken advantage of. He loves watching television/listening to music to pass the time. (Any other Neptune in 1st feel like they were raised by television??) Jupiter is all about indulging so in the 2nd house he loves all the simple pleasures, he LOVES FOOD like omg & nice clothes and smells everything that makes you feel good, he likes to collect things thatโ€™ll make you go????๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜ƒ also heโ€™s DEFINITELY CHRONICALLY ONLINE AND STALKING US BUT HE CANT HELP IT heโ€™s just really nosey lmao๐Ÿ˜‚. Heโ€™s the type of celeb to be like โ€œIโ€™m bored, what are my fans doing?โ€ Like omg pookie you genuinely curious what Iโ€™m up to??? I feel so special๐Ÿ˜ญ he feels his real persona can come out online better than irl? I think itโ€™s a shyness thing.
๊ช”ฬคฬฅ Now since he grew up in the spotlight please take into consideration since bts is his 2nd family a lot of the things I discuss would include them especially 3rd and 4th house but Iโ€™ll just call them family also
3rd house: Pisces 23ยฐ
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First off we already know how dreamy and passionate he is when it comes to his communication skills, in school years he couldโ€™ve been the kid nobody noticed in class, also bullying couldโ€™ve been a issue, the type to sleep through class, also his siblings could be talented as well, he/they could have many secrets they share between each other. Iโ€™m getting that it could be hard for him to remember his upcomings sometimes because like it genuinely flew over his head๐Ÿ’€ like yes he was there but he wasnโ€™t there mentally sometimes lol same. Saturn in this house his siblings/ family were strict on him he could be shy when it comes to expressing his emotions like itโ€™s hard to just pinpoint one emotion when you feel everything all at once so that could discourage him from expressing himself. Also he couldโ€™ve been lied to /left out often and didnโ€™t even know it omg๐Ÿ˜ญ now donโ€™t get me wrong even tho a lot of things fly past his head heโ€™s VERY MUCH self aware he just doesnโ€™t care fr๐Ÿ’€ also since his 3rd house ruler is in the 1st the scenario that comes to mind is like someone seeing your sibling out and public and the first thing they ask is โ€œwhereโ€™s your brother(Jk)?โ€ Saturn can represent the father and discipline๐Ÿฅบ trying not to cry while type this) him and his siblings went through a lot of difficult times together but also they taught him so much he has sooo much respect for them he knows he wouldnโ€™t be the same person today without them omg like they really raised him๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿ˜ญ
4th house: Aries 26ยฐ
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Now he couldโ€™ve had an erratic home life he couldโ€™ve moved around a lot & moved far away at a young age since Venus is in the 9th. There is a lot of mars masculine energy here so he likes chaos/excitement in his home also lots of sporty/action stuff around the house I feel like when he first met bts it was like his first taste of freedom in a way. I tell ya rn there was never a dull moment where he lived lol. Him and his family were always in competition with someone they had to fight for their place. Struggle wise at times he couldโ€™ve been FIGHTING for his life lots of arguments and aggression (which makes sense since they said they didnโ€™t really get along at first)but with the Taurus degree there was definitely struggles with money and food / stability and personal possessions which drove him to work even harder. His 4th house ruler being in the 10th is giving I grew up at work๐Ÿ˜Ÿ๐Ÿ˜”
5th house: Taurus 22ยฐ
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Firstly heโ€™d be such a great dad ๐Ÿฅบ a really funny one too ๐Ÿ˜‚ . His flirting style is not flirting at all๐Ÿ˜Ž well kinda heโ€™s more of gift giving person. His love language is genuinely opening up to you because he barely gets to do that fr, for Capricorns thatโ€™s a big thing. Things like showing you the most simple smallest things that means sm to him๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน to things he created. also food is big to him like the key to his heart actually, that man loves his food! be ready to be wined and dined and spoileddd. He loves traveling, dancing, music, philosophies & beautiful things so heโ€™ll want to get your input on almost everything he wants to pick your brain lol. Also heโ€™s really clingy thatโ€™s important to him physical touch but he really doesnโ€™t open up much because he knows he has a lot to lose so he definitely isnโ€™t a fling type of guy he likes to build a foundation with someone unless itโ€™s like a one time thing out of the country where he knows heโ€™ll probably never see you again so might as well act on his instincts. He could be into choking/restrictions, taboos, spontaneity, feet??? One of his erotic zones is his neck. Also his siblings influence his creativity heavily because he knows they know whatโ€™s best for him. What he considers as fun is eating๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘€ playing some games, cooking, listening to his fav music, drinking, cleaning doing laundry like heโ€™s such a simple man that a good day for him would be staying home all day ๐Ÿ˜‚
6th house: Gemini 14ยฐ
Heโ€™s very versatile he likes learning he hungers for knowledge. He keeps a strict routine but still likes to switch it up cause he gets bored easily. He was very young when he started working and also he was one of the youngest of his peers so Gemini here makes sense also as he is naturally curious he likes working with his peers/ siblings and unique personalities. He likes traveling also and trying the different types of food they have and shopping there also he obviously spoils his pets feeds them the best food keeps them well groomed, itโ€™s in a mutable sign so I wouldnโ€™t be surprised if he had many types of animals but heโ€™ll want to cuddle a lot with them so idk if heโ€™ll be keen to reptilians with such a busy career atm. Heโ€™ll also be very vocal with them they could know a lot of tricks that he taught them. Heโ€™d like to travel with them also if he has the chance to, Taurus in his 5th he loves to dress them up and pamper them, wouldnโ€™t be surprised if he was having danceoffs against them lmao ๐Ÿ˜‚
7th house: Cancer 6ยฐ
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Let me tell you somethingโ€ฆ. This is HUSBAND MATERIAL RIGHT HERE. The type to be like โ€œI can fix them.โ€ Cause he loves a challenge but heโ€™d actually be able to fix them ngl๐Ÿ˜ญ. But first letโ€™s get into how other people perceive him on a 1-1 basis. Now with both these planets being in the 8th itโ€™s very evident that theyโ€™d want to jump his bones/ spiral into obsession/ an awakening after meeting him. People naturally spill their hearts out to him, definitely a trauma dumping placement. Ofc people are gonna baby him itโ€™s like he brings out peopleโ€™s maternal instincts they just wanna keep him safe๐Ÿฅน but this is also how he treats everyone, with genuine love and respectโค๏ธ also he could get shy easily like the bunny Thumper from Bambi ๐Ÿฅน
8th house: Leo 14ยฐ
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Okay now bare with me on this one because itโ€™s hard to really understand stelliums if you donโ€™t have one in ur chart, but what Iโ€™ve noticed is no matter what they seem to get put in situations that correlate with the house the stellium is in, which causes them to focus on the opposite house to balance the energyโ€™s out. Now first off this man has some HEAVY good karma from the past life he honestly deserves every abundant thing that comes to him x2. As you know he is very keen on perfectionism and order, I refuse to believe he wasnโ€™t some cult leader /powerful witch or something in the past life. Especially a VIRGO stellium in the 8??!!? He was/is a natural born healer ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน no doubts about it especially with his moon at a 0ยฐ so the moon is in its pure element no matter the sign heโ€™s here to experience those raw emotions. Iโ€™ve never met someone with their moon degree at 0 cause its hard to find but i had a manager that had a cancer Venus 0ยฐ and when I tell you she made me feel soo special ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน like you can feel how genuine she is she loved giving gifts and making sure everyone was okay like the energy was so PURE and innocent in a way it reminds me of jungkook and his acts of service . Also which is why I get why everyone thought he was a Leo moon cause he is in sidereal Astro but I donโ€™t get that egoistic attitude from him if anything itโ€™s the opposite. I donโ€™t want this section to be too long so Iโ€™ll move on to his pleasures๐Ÿ˜ˆ heโ€™s into praising, teasing, creampies, being rough, nipple play, playful banter, degrading, car s*x, breast/chest, backshots, anal, heavvvy on oral and hand play the type to tie you up ๐Ÿ˜ณ he could possibly be LGBTQ+ friendly if ykwim since he has prominent Aquarius and Virgo is a mutable sign known for their curiosity and versatility, and yk Virgos are obsessed with perfection and cleanness so Iโ€™m assuming he likes to get extra messy and wet during the act and heโ€™s not finished with you till you BOTH climax he refuses to be known for bad s*x๐Ÿ˜ค he likes to make a scene/put on a show. But like I said earlier with his moon and mercury conjunct he needs a strong emotional and mental connection with you before he does anything. His 8th house is so interesting I could go on and on but no๐Ÿ˜
9th house: Virgo 23ยฐ
Jungkook is very sharp when it comes to the 9th and 8th house since theyโ€™re very important in fulfilling his life purpose. In later years school people couldโ€™ve seen him as perfect in a way very organized and on point probably a teachers pet or honestly it couldโ€™ve been the other way around ๐Ÿ˜น ofc half the class had some type of crush on him or was just naturally curious about him but still with that Pisces degree he lowkey didnโ€™t care to be there in a way he probably was absent often but the teachers didnโ€™t care cuz hello??? Itโ€™s jk.๐Ÿฅด Letโ€™s not forget his Libra Venus is in this house as well so heโ€™s natural charming without trying esp to foreigners (9th). He has a strong connection to his past life so Iโ€™m thinking heโ€™s like a green witch in a way? Like healing/manifesting when cooking or in nature around plants and animals, singing or just by listening to someone who needs to vent or vise versa. When he travels he needs EVERYTHING to be clean and in place to make sure him and his people are safe bc if not heโ€™ll spiral also he could get jet lagged easily but by now he probably has a routine that helps with that. Also I wouldnโ€™t be surprised if he got married to a foreigner, someone in his circle that heโ€™s known for a long time. Ngl I have Libra 19ยฐ in 9th and I tend to get reallly curious when I travel ifykwim ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿซฃ I really like to experience the people aswell as the location that Iโ€™m in to get the full experience. Also with the Pisces degree heโ€™s more likely to do substances like ๐Ÿšฌ and drinking when heโ€™s with his siblings/cousins/ traveling
Mc : Libra 26ยฐ
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His mother has a heavy Venus influence on him, Iโ€™m getting his family altogether was close-knit growing up. Heโ€™s known for his worldwide aesthetics, and basically being perfect boyfriend/husband material. Hes known to be easily loved by many, but heโ€™ll mostly be know for the pain heโ€™s experienced, his healing abilities, and his versatility in skills. His Chiron is in this house so most of his pain comes from the industry heโ€™s in, authority, and his public image, with it being at a 29ยฐ his ego can hurt him the most๐Ÿ˜ณ which is why I donโ€™t understand why people would get that cocky vibe from him other than his mars. With a Scorpio mars here heโ€™ll also be known as a big sex symbol/someone who brings strong reactions out of people. Since itโ€™s also the ruler of his 11th house so heโ€™ll be known for his viscous and obsessive fans especially online. Heโ€™s prone to getting many stalkers/sesangs with how heavy his 10th and 11th house is with Scorpio energy and peers see him as competition even though they see heโ€™s not a malicious person. On the positive side tho heโ€™ll have the ability to feel & see what goes unseen, peopleโ€™s hidden motives and desires, and so will his fans!! Iykyk๐Ÿ‘€ Also mars represents passions and pleasure so he could have a thing for love at the workplace, maybe into older/mature people or power play. He could have a porn addiction, definitely into some kinky ๐Ÿ’ฉ with that Aquarius degree. yall plz donโ€™t cancel me Iโ€™m just reading his chart. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
11th house: Scorpio 22ยฐ
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His internet presence with have good longevity, this house has to do with our wishes, Iโ€™ve been saying I really feel like he did something in the past life to โ€œseal the dealโ€ fame wise because thatโ€™s what his chart is giving doesnโ€™t necessarily mean he did something bad but there was definitely intentional manifestation there. Esp with the kill or be killed degree here you donโ€™t have room for mistakes. Yall this man is a stalker big timmme like he stalks us reallll bad but also so does his fans ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น itโ€™s definitely a 2-way street I wouldnโ€™t be surprised if he had a spam twitter account to watch us start army wars๐Ÿ’€. If you have Pluto in 11th you know how hard it is NOT to stalk people online๐Ÿ˜ฉ??? I donโ€™t even care about the people I stalk Iโ€™m just nosey asf lmao. His Pluto is at 2ยฐ so he could get a lot of gifts from seasangs esp food and material things Iโ€™ve heard him speak on these topics also. Theyโ€™ll try to expose him for having fun since Taurus is in his 5th house,ie while out at restaurants, shopping, his creative endeavors, his love life, or just when heโ€™s at his most comfortable, and children.(Omg? The way that sesang incident with Enwoo just happened right after I typed this wth๐Ÿ˜ณ)He understands how crucial his privacy is for his protection so heโ€™ll choose not to post as much. Heโ€™s the friend in the group with the silent power/ magneticistm, he prefers to befriend people who understands his deep emotions, friends that have also went through traumatic experiences, I wouldnโ€™t be surprised if he was apart of a online community secretly so he can feel normal for once. Also heโ€™s known as the sexy emo friend lmao with the cool tats and piercings that smokes cigarettes to look cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž he also prefers to befriend people who look like this also
12th house: Sagittarius 14ยฐ
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Sag in your chart is where your blessings are & what youโ€™re optimistic about. Also where you tend to be a little pessimistic. Sagittarius reminds me of the feeling a sugar rush/liqour gives you, while Capricorn reminds me of the come down afterwards regretting all the decisions you made and how youโ€™ll never do it again. Like Iโ€™ve said this whole time he is spiritually gifted and he has strong connection to his past life. He has a lot of Deja vu moments, the things/hobbies he loved then he loves in this life also it brings him a lot of fulfillment. Heโ€™d prefer to be in solitude than to be around people but his Jupiter is in Aquarius so this part is a bit oddโ€ฆ heโ€™s comfortable having cameras around when heโ€™s secluded esp with friends but in public??? He hates it especially when heโ€™s not with anyone he knows I think he has social anxiety ๐Ÿฅบ couldโ€™ve been overweight in the past life thatโ€™s probably where his love for food comes from, heโ€™ll be blessed with assets abroad from his homeland. He could look really similar to what he did in the past life I wouldnโ€™t be surprised if he was a bunny or something.
๊ช”ฬคฬฅ Thatโ€™s it for now till next timeโค๏ธ check back for updates
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savannahsdeath ยท 1 year ago
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ELLIE WILLIAMS X JEWELRY LOVER!READER HEADCANONS
mdni please<3
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warnings: 18+!! contains nsfw
writers note: i want to thank you all for all the support on my other posts!! it means so, so much to me.. i always dreamt about being a recognized creator on here and yall really make me believe in myself istgg the confidence boost๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™
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๐ŸŒฟ she buys you both matching bracelets<3
๐ŸŒฟ she often handcrafts accessories for you as gifts
๐ŸŒฟ she always helps you pick your jewels so they match your outfit even tho she has no idea about that๐Ÿ˜ญher sense of style is just at a beginner level
๐ŸŒฟ when you are feeling down, she surprises you with a shiny new piece, knowing just the right one to cheer you up
๐ŸŒฟ everytime shes out with dina/jesse and she sees a shop with cute necklaces she just runs there. when jesse turns around shes already inside!! he always teases her about the fact shes literally spoiling you but she doesnt care. her excuse is 'happy wife, happy life' or smthn like that..
๐ŸŒฟ however she hates when you spend too much money on jewelry. like, its okay when she does, but you just cant
๐ŸŒฟ its because she prefers to buy you things by herself. why? its simple - you always reward her
๐ŸŒฟ youre hella mad at her that she always wears the same rings and that she doesnt match them with the weather, her mood and outfit like how could she be so tasteless๐Ÿ˜ก
๐ŸŒฟ whenever shes going on a patrol you give her your bracelet or whatever<3
๐ŸŒฟ shes overall very happy you love jewelry because its easy to satisfy you. having an anniversary? doesnt know what to give you? a ring with some interesting history behind it !!
๐ŸŒฟ she obviously gave you a ring with her name engraved on it. its a simple silver one so it matches your every outfit and you can wear it everydayyy!!
๐ŸŒฟ you have sm of those shiny things you probably never even wore some of them sooo to prevent that everytime she buys you a new one she makes you wear it instantly. even if you keep saying 'look at me, i will look like an idiot, it doesnt fit!!' she doesnt care. she thinks youre overreacting sooo muchhh๐Ÿ˜ญ because you are
๐ŸŒฟ one time she brought you a simple necklace that looked pretty basic and really like soft?? yk it was just so.. normal. but it was one youve always dreamt about because it has some realllyyyyy expensive things in them.
๐ŸŒฟ ellie randomly came up behind you and just fastened it around your neck. you were speechless. truly speechless. so instead of some 'thank you' shit you just turned around and kissed her.
๐ŸŒฟ she was giggling at how easy it is to please you (nah not really, she had to work extra hours to buy it but ykwim). you had no idea she buys you all these things mostly because of the way you 'thank her' for them. you always thought shes just being niceeeee
๐ŸŒฟ but yeah, you ended up filled by her fingers. you couldnt tell is she really that good or is it just the happiness from the gift making you feel better than usual. not like you dont feel good usually too, but this day was just something different. she barely even started and you were already soaking, moaning her name and turning into a wreck. literally, you were a whimpering mess. but she loved it (i mean, thats why she brought you that lil gift in the first place??)
๐ŸŒฟ you wake up next morning, your head on her chest, cleaned up and all (ellie definitely does the best after care). shes fully awake, stroking your hair with one hand and playing with your little fingers with the other. you looked up at her and she looked.. different? i mean she had that terrible smirk on her face as usually but you could tell something was off
๐ŸŒฟ she asked you some how are you feeling's and shi before simply saying "bad news"
๐ŸŒฟ you pulled away from her, leaning on your elbows, waiting for her to elaborate
๐ŸŒฟ "i dont know how this happened but.." she stretched her arm that was previously playing with your hair out and grabbed your new necklace from a bedside shelf. it was broken. literally cut in half.
๐ŸŒฟ "oh" was the only thing you managed to say as you lied back on her chest and her hand was in your hair again.
๐ŸŒฟ "dont worry, ill get you a new one. and this.. we can sell it.. y'know, theres a lot of people that wish to have one, even if its broken" she chuckled.
๐ŸŒฟ she wasnt sad at all, she just hoped you werent too. but you were. until she brought you a new one and fucked you to the point you almost passed out (this time without the necklace on)
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thatdeadaquarius ยท 2 years ago
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I have so many ideas but none of them can be put into words, all I can do is just wheeze as they come along๐Ÿคฃ
Also remember how wordy and flowery Teyvat speech/dialogue is? ADD THAT TO THE FACT THAT TEYVAT HAS ITS OWN LANGUAGE---
Reader can understand the basic speech which is why they are so blunt (I love this idea so much ๐Ÿคฃ) and can piece together an idea what the person is talking about.
*insert random person talking about a commission with a long ass backstory*
Traveller & Co.: *understands completely and making plans to retrieve said commission*
C!Reader: (They said they had a cart.... a bunch of hilichurls appeared... dancing?.... they want us to dance fight the hilichurls???? Dance off???)
Actual story->The person's cart got ambushed by a group of hilichurls and taunted them by dancing around it.
....... it doesnt always translate well
Also imagine Reader heaeing random names and overthinks it as a word instead of a name.
Example: Pantalone means pants in Philippine English (sorry not sorry Pantalone)
Tsaritsa??? Oh do they speak russian there??? - reader
Capitano -> captain in some countries
(I once mistake Sandrone as Sandalone and I just went "... ehh??? Standalone? Sandalone as in Sand Alone???? Sandal (Flip flops)????
Oh wait its Sandrone" ".... as in Sand and Drone??--)
-Vine Boom
VINE BOOM ANON MY BELOVED ๐Ÿ’–โค๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’œโœจ๏ธโœจ๏ธ
Gif is me writing u anything ever:
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AHFLALA FERRRALLL I STG I ALSO THOUGHT ABT THIS!! WHY U COULD ALSO BE BLUNT BC U ONLY GOT THE BASICS ๐Ÿ’€ RIP
Man theyre written language looks so scary to learn, kinda like when I looked into trying to learn Mandarin/Japanese (and even Korean), the letters r just inherently so different i was so intimidated
And u dont even read it like left -> right like English
Omg i tried to reply to a arabic comment on my art post once, and i felt so acommplished when i finally was able to type "ุงุดูƒุฑูƒ (thanks)" but like, i had to put it on the OTHER SIDE OF THE TEXT BOX, LIKE ALIGN IT TO THE RIGHT INSTEAD OF HOW U KNOW ENGLISH IS INHERENTLY ALIGNED LEFT, IT WAS SO TRIPPY-
Going thru genshin life only understanding minimal words of anything anyone says is honestly how i feel like ive been playing Genshin LMAO
Those analysis videos/lore are saving a bitch's life out here
PANTALONE IS ALSO RLLY CLOSE TO SPANISH FOR PANTS I KNOW WHAT U MEANNN LOL
UR ENDLESS CONFUSION FOR SANDRONE PLEASE ANON U DIDNT EVEN GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST CORRECTION IT JUST KEPT GETTING WORSEEE ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ SAME THO
That would literally be you in genshin tho, like i could easily see it being like, back to back misunderstandings ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Like u think u got it right (Oh so his name is Rex Lapis, wait what? Morax? Ok his name is Morax...?? What??? Zhongli??? WHO IS THIS MAN-)
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JFC first they gotta have a whole different language (like u saw in game)
And ON TOP OF THAT THEY CAN TALK FOR 10 MIN STRAIGHT ABT THE WEATHER OR SOME SHIT??
No... just, no.
U quickly decide u like what little bits of language u could pick up so far, which just results in,
U guessed it, simple speech and short fragmented sentences (or broken Teyvatian)
U cant even bring urself to care when u give half the characters a heart attack and send the rest into laughing fits
No fucks given, they wanna make this extra hard on u by being wordy on top of a new language,
Yeah u dont care what comes out of ur mouth anymore
Also, since everybody is raised in Teyvat very few ppl dont know the language, which once again brings us back to ancient/older deities/creatures who have a more simplistic version/outdated version of modern language
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Omg getting stuff mistranslated bc u cant understand it all/only keywords sounds like hell but also rlly funny
Traveler/Paimon: "Alright, yes, all is well. We will accept this comission, and depart soon."
You: "...they want us to?? Dance fight?? Hilichurls...???"
Traveler just stares at u half in pity, half trying to hide their amused smile, Paimon is giggling
The commissioner is shook bc a supposed ancient creature?? Just accepted?? Their simple commission?? And u think they want u to dance battle???
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PLEASE U MISTRANSLATE THE HARBINGERS NAMES RIGHT TO THEIR FACES
Signora: "You shall rue the day you crossed the Fatui mortals!"
You: "Lady we don't care, just fight us."
(Signora just means 'Lady')
Signora: *offended gasp*
Traveler/Paimon trying to stifle laughter
Raiden Shogun jaw dropped a little
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Pantalone: "What a pleasure to finally meet you traveler, and thine wonderful companions!" *little bastard smile*
You: "And it was awful to meet you, Pants."
Pantalone: ๐Ÿ˜ถ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ก "Pants?! HOW DARE YOU NOT EVEN GIVE ME THE MOST BASE RESPECT, AFTER I GREETED THEE SO KINDLY-"
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Oh its so funny, everytime you talk about Childe you always phrase it like he's an actual child bc u thought everyone was just calling him a little kid for some reason (u dont know how Teyvat ages work, he could be for all you know!)
Not very long, but Vine Boom anon your brain >>>>
Ur ideas r so on point, i love them sm
That makes perfect sense why u could be talking blunt too, like an in world explanation really
For you, all the desserts๐Ÿฅฐ ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿช๐Ÿจ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿง‹๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿก
Cheers,
๐ŸŒ’๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒงAquariusโ™’๏ธ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒ˜
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softtcurse ยท 1 year ago
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Just a girl
pretty girl- free spirited yn and her world with jack harlow
๐Ÿ“there will be a pt 2 ^.^ ๐Ÿ“
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jackharlow imma get that ass one of these days
yourinstagram no bite marks this time though ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ’—
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yourinstagram ๐Ÿ’Ÿ
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ynscloset so lana del rey of you to post ur face after 2 months ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
user19208 sheโ€™s been busyyy ๐Ÿ˜ญ my girl engaged now
ynscloset ENAGAGED?? Itโ€™s been a year that theyโ€™ve been dating
urbanwyatt someone please tell her to stop Gwen stefani
yourinstagram ask yourself what happened last time you said that sentence ๐Ÿ”ช
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tmz a close source is claiming model YN Y/L/N and Jack Harlow are no more! Our insider tells us the Kentucky rapper has been out and about Atlanta with a redhead on the side shortly after the release of his new staring role in โ€œWhite Men Cant jumpโ€ YN was seeing outside her LA home taking a cigarette break before leaving to Vegas. Jack was spotted earlier that day saying hi to some fans outside a Miami soccer game with some friends! โฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ let us know what you think in the comments down below
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user222 I think yโ€™all need to mind your business
ynsdolls I agree, too much in peoples lives ๐Ÿ˜’
user20318 theyโ€™re celebrities what do you expect?
ynsdolls that doesnโ€™t mean theyโ€™re not real humans with real human emotions
sttangerkandi REDHEAD?? hello?? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
discojharlow ๐Ÿ˜ฉ yn beat his ass @/yourinstagram
user2718 now where yโ€™all getting your sources from?? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ SO NO WEDDING???
username82991 man jack fumbled hard
ynismother agreed, shouldโ€™ve been โ€œwhite men canโ€™t keep his dick in his drawlsโ€
user1828 PLSSSS
jackharlow interesting
urbanwyatt dont ๐ŸคŒ
user001721 say what ya gotta say Jackman ๐ŸŽค
user35273 URBAN SHHHHH @/jackharlow go ahead king
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jackharlowupdates jack via his Instagram story today :/
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user02829 WAIT YALL WUTS HAPPENING
user738 ikr ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
jackslooneytune I knew it
ynsclosett ntm , that girl really loved that man I donโ€™t think for a second she did that
jackslooneytune girl just face it, your fav is a whore simple as that
yourinstagram lol
jackssourcing yโ€™all are quick he just posted this ๐Ÿ’€
user04927 I thought he cheated?
user6628 maybe he was tryna protect her or something and thatโ€™s why he didnโ€™t say anything at first , thatโ€™s my guess ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
gigitoogorg he deleted it!! I canโ€™t keep up
user48902 she did cheat tho I think
meganssmua theyโ€™re soulmates this is how my man and I act when weโ€™re being petty
user56580 ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
urbanwyatt sigh
urbansthroatgoat they got you stressed pookie ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ come over here
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kennys-shinyforehead ยท 9 days ago
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Headcannons - First dates with the beta squad ๐Ÿ’š
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This is just my own opinion so keep that in mind! If you donโ€™t agree thatโ€™s totally fine!!
I hope you all enjoy this one :)
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Chunkz:
- I feel like heโ€™d just do something simple
- Like as itโ€™s just a first date he doesnโ€™t wanna do too much BUT in saying that, of course heโ€™d still put thought into it and make it cute !!
- Like maybe get reservations to a nice rooftop dinner spot so you can just talk and get to know each other better ๐Ÿ’—
- In terms of kissing on the first date, I feel for him it all depends on how the date goes and what type of person you are. If the date was good, then of course a kiss would be nice but only if you want to!! (I feel this one applies to all the beta squad members as they are respectful gentleman xx)
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Kenny:
- I think heโ€™d plan something like an activity such as mini golf or bowling?
- Even if you guys were bad at said activity it would still be a great time!!
- Loads of laughing and smiling like you already know the conversation would never be awkward or dull :)
- Heโ€™d be trying to impress you the whole time like if it was bowling heโ€™d start whipping out these special moves to try and get a strike but half the time it wouldnโ€™t even work - youโ€™d still find it super cute tho ๐Ÿคญ
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AJ:
- I fear this man would have no idea what to plan for your guys date ๐Ÿ˜”
- I think it would probably end up being something like the movies - you guys would share popcorn, get drinks and ofc sweets too!!
- He would be telling you all the stories about what it was like when he worked at the movie theatre with Chunkz
- Heโ€™d let you pick the movie and even if it wasnโ€™t his thing, heโ€™d try to enjoy it for your sake, but not without slipping in a couple jokes here and there ofc
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Niko:
- IDK WHY BUT I CANT GET THE IDEA OF AN AMUSEMENT PARK DATE OUT MY HEADDD
- you already know Niko would be a pro at those rigged carnival games and win like 20 prizes ๐Ÿ˜ญ
- but ofc heโ€™d be kind and give most, if not all of these prizes to you
- you guys stay there till late and go on the ferris wheel once it gets dark out, admiring the night sky together and talking!
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Sharky:
- I lowkey feel like you guys would go on one of those โ€˜look around the mall datesโ€™
- yk the ones where you just look around in random shops - not buying anything cuz your not actually looking as your both distracted by talking to each other
- Youโ€™d stop off at the food court and get ice cream - heโ€™d be a gentleman and pay for you which you find generous ๐Ÿ˜
- overall it would be a really good date, lots of talking, laughing and just genuinely really enjoying each others company !!
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I honestly really love writing these headcannon style fanfics, THEY ARE SO FUNNN
I hope you guys like reading them as much as I like writing them xx
As per usual, requests are open ๐Ÿ’š
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dovveri ยท 27 days ago
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sorry guys im posting sm now that im back online i love to yap
now i hate HATE simu liu hes ltr the representative of everything wrong w first world country asian men i can elaborate but thats a whole other post LOL + shang chi was mid asf idc michelle yeoh and tony leung were the only good parts and it only gets good ratings bcs hollywood wants to look inclusive LMAOOO
but the bobBa extra b pitch BAHAHSHSHHAAB pls im laughing in anger โ€œboba is no longer ethnicโ€ boi what the fuck kinda boba u drinking how do u remove the ethnicity from something ethnic ๐Ÿ˜ญ bro rly colonised boba and everyone else on the board being like this is such a great idea! this would do so well!! how innovative!! pls popping pearls have been around for so long and so has canned / packaged boba ๐Ÿ˜ญ which is normally shit btw i cant wait for their business to FLOP and thankyou simu for speaking on it even tho i still despise him wish he was more aggressive like everyone being so okay w sth that was offensive and plain racist lol i was screaming blabla boba so popular now blabla big market blabla also bye the dude called taiwan china im crying girl if ur gonna sell an ASIAN DRINK (still ethnic!!) at least do some research instead of trying to whitewash boba and idk get some asian rep on the team or sth or just dont do it i wouldnt do it idk how people can feel so entitled as to understand an entire culture before creating a business that capitalises off culture it must be why all the business boys have such massive egos (i have no respect for commerce/business students sorry lol and i can say this bcs my second major is marketing HAHAHHA) all they do is slap on fancy words to simple concepts and make themselves sound smart its all an ego game and i can rant more but another post BYEE
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just-some-random-blogger ยท 8 months ago
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idc idc here are my reactions to the new trailerssssss via (really long) shitpost RAAHHHHHHHH
*also i took the liberty and tagged some people in some parts lmao*
starting with the black trailer cos duhh i wanna see daemon lmao
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starting off strong w caraxes (this is caraxes right?? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ) honestly he ate that up. he like me fr. him screaming is how i reacted to his dad ๐Ÿ˜‹
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this shot is stunning. looking into the fire. the ominous sounds. (side note the fucking audio dialogue crunch wtf was that editing hbo??? the noise that harshly faded after she spoke ???????? AHHAHAH i can't blame you my audio be like that too)
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HAHAHHAAAH HIS LIL SPIN HAS ME GAGGED HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HES SUCH A LIL BOY @azperja UR BOY IS WILDING HAHHAAHAHAH LMAOOOOOOOO
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im a simple girl i see daemon i screech @em-writes-stuff-sometimes ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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IS THIS CREGAN STARK ASFLJKHASFLKHASFLHASFH๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ‘น NEXT TO BABY GIRL JACAERYS STRONG LOOK AT HIS BABY GIRL LIPS IDK @valeskafics THIS LOOKS LIKE IT CAME OUT ONE OF YOUR FICS?????? AM I ABOUT TO MAKE A JACE FIC????? HELPPPP
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gWAYNEEE?????? HIGHTOWER????????????? RAHHHHHHHHHHHHH WITH HIS SLUTTY LIL BUSTED LIP?????????????? why are you in the blacks trailer tho?????????? who did you fuck up??? who fucked you up???????? omG IF YOU AND DADDY DAEMON FIGHT ๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿซฆ
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CUNT-C-CUNT-C-CUNT-CUNT. he is swag. he is emo. he is killing all the aemond girlies. @ewanmitchellcrumbs i have nothing to say to you other than hi how ya doin
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and im a very simple girl ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹
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i dont like the mourning girls ))): LEAVE MY GIRLS ALONE โ˜น
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i would bend the knee to you daddy REEEEEEEEEEEEEE @em-writes-stuff-sometimes SHOULDER SHOT IN LIEU OF A CROTCH SHOT??????????????????
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her dialogue ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ ate. as it remains rhaenys is the only one with the braincell in this psycho barbie house and we love her for that
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CUNT-C-CUNT-C-CUNT-CUNT. SHE SERVED SO HARD FUCKKKKK
now the green trailer
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MY SAD GIRL LEAVE HER ALONE. congrats on having (one of) your oppressor(s) die tho (: it must be mentally tolling ):
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[in response to alicent's dialogue] ok but you also knew viserys was delulu to the core????? he did the whole horse analogy to defend rhaenyra which was INSANE. ๐Ÿ˜” its kinda sad you believe that in his dying breath he wanted to reconcile with you but even then he didnt give a fuck ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’” sorry alicent
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ok but .... ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ otto lookin kinda scruptious !!! @ewanmitchellcrumbs WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME??!?!?! tbh no regrets ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ more food for me
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I KNOW I ALREADY REACTED TO THIS BUT HAHAHAHAHA ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY HES SO UNSERIOUS WITH THE TWIRL. AND THE CAPTION IS PERFECT WAHAHAH VISERYS ROLLIN IN HIS GRAVE TO KNOW THIS IDIOT SUCEEDED HIM AND HONESTLY AEGON ATE WITH THAT. THE ULTIMATE REVENGE ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ SERVE KING GIVE US NOTHING AND GIVE US CUNT ALL AT ONCE HAHAHHAHA @azperja AHHAH WALA LANG TAG LANG KITA ULIT HAHHAH
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@em-writes-stuff-sometimes no but the SHOULDER SHOT IM BEING SO SERIOUS RN ITS SOOO RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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hes salty because daemon and him are fighting again ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’” ASLKFHASF NO BUT WHY HE LOOK SO MAD???๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ HAHAHHAHHAH (ok fine fine hes mad because theyre about to go to war. id be mad too)
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I DONT KNOW im taking a wild guess here. . . is this alys? ........... ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? idk idk i dont know enough about asoiaf to be guessing tbh
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hes so dramatic. arent you the same man that begged your younger brother to let you flee and be rid of this burden? smh. had the crowds screaming your name once and now you think ur a rockstar. its ok ur @azperja's rockstar ๐Ÿ˜‹
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this line has me gagged ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ GO KING. GO FUCK UP YOUR FAM AND THE REST OF THE SEVEN REALMS AS CASUALTY. i cant take him seriously. i cant ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ YOURE THE GUY THAT JERKED OFF BY THE WINDOW ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ CRYINGGGGGGGGGGG and the fact this scene is directly followed by him showcasing his mommy issues ๐Ÿ˜” poor pathetic meowmeow
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STOPPP ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹ I CANT TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY EITHER. HE SAW DAEMON CHOP UP VAEMONDS HEAD AND HAS BEEN HORNY EVER SINCE.
oh wait fuck i forgot he killed lucerys ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ asfhlashfhsafhasf wAIT HE KNOWS DAEMON IS COMING FOR HIM WAIT LASFHHASFHASFFASOHASF WAITTT IT JUST CLICKED HES SCARED FUCK FUCK FUCK
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hes so fucking hot what the fuck @ewanmitchellcrumbs i get why you dedicated an entire blog for this man. felt. BUT WHY WAR? LEMME BRAID UR HAIR INSTEAD???????? STOBIT
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๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’” STOP HURTING ALICENT WHAT THE FUCK STOP IT
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IDK WHO SHE IS BUT SHE ATE. IS THAT A STAG I SEE ARE YOU A BARATHEON SLAYYYYYYY..... is she a she or is he a he i... i cant tell. either way v pretty v intrigued
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?????????????????????????? WHY HE LOOK YASSIFIED IN THIS ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ sOBBING
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i HATE the fact they cut his hair. cole is now 10x more unbearable what the fuck. JUSTICE FOR FABIEN he had such pretty hair
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โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“โ“ men that crave war are the scabs of society
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HONESTLY HOW IS VHAGAR (this is vhagar right????) NOT RIPPING HER WINGS MORE WHEN SHE FLIES?????? THE HOLESSSSS ARE INSANEEEEEE
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๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’” women
both of these trailers ending with their support for their preferred monarch is such a slay detail to add. THEY SHOULD RELEASE THE SHOW SOONER
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fatuismooches ยท 1 year ago
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SLIDES SHADES ON, KICKS DOOR DOWN AND FALL ONTO YOUR FLOOR, GUESS WHOS BACKKK!;!!;
๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿ’—!!!!
BUT AHHHHHFHDH LATIN DOTTORE STILL MAKJNG ME LOSE MY SHIT
and so many of the other posts that i was binginf just now too oh em GEEEEEEE, specifically fragile/coma reader comjng back to sumeru and all that AHHFHEHHHH
ANF ALSO I CANT BELIEVE U REMEMBERED ABT MT EXAMS AND STUFF ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’— i got my results recently!! A* EEEKFK back on the grind tho unfortunately
also rlly rlly thinking bout dottore randomly giving fragile reader academic/research-y things to do cus he knows they crave and miss the days where they could get on wit their stuff YKKK??
also omg sometimes iโ€™m scared to like send any kind of brainrot in cus what if someone else has said a similar thing AND AHHDHH
but yea also thinkjng bout tutor zandik + akademiya reader MNNNFFNF
ALSO ZANDIK X POET READER i feel like zandik from like the akademiya days wojld be all poetryโ€™s stupid ๐Ÿซค but like one day findinf readers lil poetry notebook whilst tryna find his own research in their dorm and flipping through and finding it littered with references to cerulean blue locks and vermillion irises..and maybe just maybe, poetry isnโ€™t so bad after all
smooches iโ€™ve missed bombarding ur inbox
SMOOCHESSSS :( <33333
๐ŸŒ• ANONNNN AHHH IVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!! I'm so glad you've been doing well, congrats on your exams!! I'm glad your hard work paid off, such a scholar ๐Ÿ˜ But you better not overwork yourself that hard again! ALSO. DON'T BE AFRAID TO SEND ANYTHING IN!! I LOVE!! hearing what you have to say okay?? Ily ๐ŸŒ• anon!! PLEASE BOMBARD MY INBOX. I LOVE IT.
HAHAHA it seems like a ton of Dottore brainrot has been infiltrating your brain huh ๐Ÿ˜… Dottie speaking Latin really revolutionized ours brains hngg bUT WAIT I LOVE YOUR IDEA. THAT'S SO CUTE. Oh my gosh newdndow how do I phrase this. He knows you still have a love of knowledge and other things you used to be so into :( But nowadays it's died down since you don't think you're cut out for that stuff anymore, even though you miss it. Dottore being the one who respects and acknowledges your intelligence the most would not let you think that way! He'll let you indulge in as much knowledge as you want to. It's far better here anyway, with no restrictions. He'll even let you sit on his lap while you flip through his notes and try to analyze them. Okay and bear with me, this sounds strange but he would make up fake scenarios/brain teasers for you, and these would be PAGES long and you'd have to figure out the answer and report back to him ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Also made me think of this angsty af scenario of the day you officially got kicked out from the Akademiya... The sages and profs were so unsympathetic with your condition despite multiple proofs and notes of it being real... no matter how much you begged and sobbed, they refused to accommodate you and revoked your position in the school. Yes, it could be absolutely freaking brutal in there with the workload of assignments and all, on top of your illness too, but you still had dreams. Dreams that you were working so, so hard to pursue... you were trying your best, why couldn't they work with you? You go back to your room to try and pack since they want you out but your stuff just ends up strewn on the floor while you cry. When Zandik comes back you don't even bother hiding your tears or the reason behind them. You can see he's absolutely furious and about to let pure foulness leave his mouth but you interrupt him with a few simple words - "Zandik, just hold me, please." You don't want to hear any words at this moment, because you know nothing will be alright, but at least his touch grounds whatever is left of you to this world.
Okay moving on... Nah I need tutor Zandik. If he saw my dumb ahh while doing math... gone ๐Ÿ˜ญ HEHE I love this trope... i can imagine initially being very serious about trying to learn. But then their tutor is this cutie? Welp, all of that going down the drain. Though, I think it would be pretty sweet if reader ends up learning anyway. Because the professor's way of teaching is so outdated or simply doesn't work for you but somehow when Zandik explains it you're like ?? oh! That's so much simpler! Another possibility - reader purposely flunking so they can get assigned to Zandik for tutoring ๐Ÿคญ Bro would be flabbergasted that you're wasting both his and your time... because you thought he was... c-cute? Disgusting.
YEAAAA I ADORE DOT AND POET READER I THINK IT'S SOOO ROMANTIC ๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธ lmao yea that man would think poetry/non-academic writing is sooo boring like why would you even waste your time on that ๐Ÿ˜’ You gave up LONG ago trying to convince him why you love it so much but all of a sudden he becomes a teensy more receptive to it... i wonder why? Totally not because he freaking read every single one of your poems, from the serious to silly ones, most definitely not because he found one named after him with a bunch of sweet references... he doesn't care but they were not that bad... he guesses.
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kirai0daisy ยท 1 year ago
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Henlo! So I'd like to ask something of my favourite blorbo, Zhask!
Maybe... something fluff in relation to how many god awful food puns he makes.
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IM SO SORRY FOR THE LONG WAฤฐTฤฐNG I WAS SO BUSY PLEASE FORGฤฐVE ME ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Zhask X (gender is your choice)!Reader Headcanons
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!Warnings: ANGST, THฤฐNGS ABOUT BLOOD, WARS ETC. PLEASE DONT READ THฤฐS ฤฐF YOU ARE NOT COMFORTABLE WฤฐTH THOSE
Not really warnings: Fluff, Soft-side, comforting
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โ€ข ZHASK knows you from the very start of the Kastiyan's terrors.
โ€ข He is not a man for to fall in love that much fast, he needs time. A lot time- but since Kastiyan's are immortal (:cant die) he haved his a lot time and finally felled(?) in love with you.
โ€ข It would be a lie if you said you didnt haved feelings for Zhask,
but you are smart enaugh to not show/tell it to him/someone else.
โ€ข 'Cuz real bad things would happen if someone know that.
โ€ข How did you guys became a couple? Well after a long time, Zhask falled in love with your fighting style, your smartness(/battle intelligence), your personality and etc.
โ€ข So he becams more soft to you. At least when nobodys around. And one day when he called out for you. And you couldnt help but think, did you did something wrong? Did you maked him angry??
โ€ข What you didnt know was it was wayyy quite opposite. He just asked you what you feel for him and you said things like 'his strongness, his leadership and etc.' but you both know this is was not everything.
โ€ข So Zhask maybe a little bit rather roughfully maked you said everything you feel for him "I.. Like everything about you. I know ฤฑm just a warrior that fighting above your leadership but feelings cant controlled..." after some seconds of silence, you continue "Im really sorry for feeling this way, I'll accept everything as punishme-" the words Zhask said shocked you "Alright I accept your date offer but anyone will.not know about this. Alright?" You looked at him shocked but then come to your senses "Alright le-" "Zhask. Or any-thing-else in closed doors"
โ€ขAfter yall became a couple that no one knows both you guys life turned into more.. Colorfull.
โ€ข Like every-other-else you are one of the Kastiyan's after all
and uour duty is simple; just fight with other planets, kill people and take their home. Simple as that, right?
โ€ข It's not like you have another choice anyways, but still this is your duty. But you cant help the little bit of guilt and sadness whenever you take someone's innocent life.
โ€ข But whenever you do that, Zhask will be wait to comfort you. His arms are always open to hug you when he sees the sadness in your eyes.
โ€ข Homever he literally hates PDA (:Means affection (hugging, kissing, holding hands and etc.) something like that) So he wont hug you in open-public. This does not means he wont comfort you by the words till you guys are out there.
โ€ข Anyone cant hear his words of affection tho, he only says it aloud for you to hear. And when you guys go to closed doors, he will make his awful jokes. Like plz. I know this man is trying to make you laugh but what are theses jokes ๐Ÿ’€
โ€ข Not only I realizs that after request, he would really make awful jokes. ฤฐts literally canon. This man doesnt know anything about funny-ness(???) so his attempt to make you laugh is not how good his joke is, how awfully bad his joke is.
โ€ข "What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeรฑo business" He doesnt either knows if its funny or not. He just.. Says it. You dont know where Zhask found those jokes from tho- he says its a secret. And he says jokes in a veryy monotone tone. So the reason why you are laughing is not how funny his joke is, how awful the joke is and how he sounds like.
โ€ข But It doesnt matter to him if his jokes are awful. The thing matter to him is your laugh. Your sweet little laugh that makes him butterflies in his stomach and also makes him smile too.
โ€ข Even if you tell him to stop he will just say more because you are laughing "Pff- Cant you at least tell me a better joke?" "Theres only one thing thats better than a good joke: a joke so bad that itโ€™s good" and you will just laugh at how awful his jokes are.
This man can race with Cyno bc of how bad their jokes are- Idk who would win tho..
โ€ข He doesnt think about his bloody-messed past when he is with you. You are like a relaxed music to him after a tired day, listening while laying. Yes you really make him feel that much nice. You are his everything.
โ€ข So why wont he say jokes even if they are really bad that can make a fish drown in the sea because of how much they laughed and water got their lungs-...... You didnt read that but what Im trying to say is he doesnt care what he is doing or saying if he got to see/listen your smile/laugh.
โ€ข The thing matter to him is.. You<3
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Cyno:
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And my dear Hoshino Ai gif again<3
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Please take care of yourselfs! And I hope yall have a nice day :3 Im taking any kind of requests so please dont shy to say any of it<3
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psst you are given permission to rant about your oshis in the answer to this ask!!!! (*ยดโˆ€๏ฝ€*) i wanna hear all about them!!!!!
THANK YOU SM I LOVE YOUU๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–
I LOVE IZURU SO MUCH. IF YOU LOOK AT MY HAPPY TAG I THINK MOST IF NOT ALL THE POSTS R ABOUT IZURU ๐Ÿ˜ญ
hes cute, hes entertaining, heโ€™s adorable, HIS ENGLISH is adorable, HES SO GOOD AT GUITAR!!!! AND SINGING!!! HIS AISHITE COVER OMG!!! AND I WANT HIS GOODS SO BAD!!!! HES INSPIRED ME TO PICK UP THE GUITAR AGAIN!!! and im so HAPPY because my guitar looks similar to the guitar in his model ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ
THIS HAD GOT TO BE ONE OF MY FAV IZURU CLIPS!!! HES SO CUTE!!!! https://youtu.be/wpK7_mhSMBo?si=lCmerRYcasUMeF7T (hakka english one)
OTHER FUN ONES: https://youtu.be/xN7qz89gSgw?si=Q67ns5T3kFj0modd , https://youtu.be/nUZZ5ylrU44?si=Tf-chkNQnNdQMkjk
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AS I WRITE THIS i am listening to this song on loop https://youtu.be/PQyXsCV5ZWQ?si=RxLzwNRSDVf6vnFS LEARNING ABOUT THIS SONG WAS THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME ALL YEAR AND YOU NEED TO HEAR IT TOO
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in general its not JUST izuru that i love. I LOVE ALL THE HOLOSTARS!!!!! HANASAKI MIYABI IS MY OSHI TOO AND ASTEL LEDA AND KISHIDO TENMA MIGHT BECOME OSHIโ€™S TOO!! AFGH BUT I ALSO LOVE ROBERU!! THIS SONG CHEERS ME UP SO MUCH ITS GOTTEN ME OUT OF DEPRESSIVE RUTS I!!! LOVE!!! IT!!!!!!!
(this roberu clip is so cute hehe) https://youtu.be/C5mH835w0LY?si=9niBq8V1enujoer7
WAHHHHHH IZURUS PART CAME ON IN THE SONG I LOVE HIM I LOVECHIM ITS SO GOOD WAHHH
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RN IZURU IS MY KAMI OSHI AS YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL. BUT THE OTHERS R HOLOSTARS IN GENERAL, HANASAKI MIYABI, KANAE AND MEME MASHIRO!!!!!!!
HANASAKI MIYABI IS SO ADORABLE AND THIS MAY SOUND MEAN BUT I FIND THE FACT HES NOT THE BEST AS SINGING SO ADORABLE ๐Ÿ˜ญ HES SUCH AN ADORABLE LITTLE FLOWER BOY!!!!!!!!! I WANNA BE AS CUTE AS HIMMM ๐Ÿ˜ญ AND HIS ๅ‡บใ‹ใ‘ใ‚ˆใ† SERIES IS SO FUN TO WATCH!! ITS GOT PRETTY SIMPLE JAPANESE AND THE EDITING IS SO CUTEE EHAHAHHEHAHAH
NEXT IS KANAE!!! KANAE ISNT FROM HOLOLIVE BUT NIJISANJI. (why am i talking in all caps oopsies???) HES SUPER MISCHEVIOUS BUT ALSO SUPER KIND!!!! AND FUNNY!!!!! ESPECIALLY IN CHRONIOR ALONGSIDE KUZUHA!!!!
MY FAV KNAE CLIPS/VIDEOS:
https://youtu.be/l7lfYjVRz6A?si=sP7qDRgI5pG2tqLv , https://youtu.be/N5TkXb9F4dQ?si=fg3ciRwAEm1hRjTc , https://youtu.be/kXyzE01wtIE?si=W1NZ5gF7eKj8ic61
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I WATCHED A STREAM HIM LIKE LAST MONTH THAT WAS FUCKING 18 HOURS LONG!!!!! FROM SM LIKE 6PM TO 12PM JPN TIME!!!! KANAE IS CRAZY COMMITED LIKE ๐Ÿ˜ญ THERE WERE PPL HAVING DINNER, GOING TO BED, WAKING UP, EATING BREAKFAST, GOING TO WORK, TAKING THEIR LUNCH BREAK AND BRO WAS STILL STREAMINGFG?????
i was so glad to be there liveโ€ฆ
IN THE SECOND CLIP SPECIFICALLY, I WAS SO SURPRISED THAT HE COULD JUST DRIVE OFF LIKE THAT ๐Ÿ˜ญ it probably sounds weird but i always find myself clinging to people on online games like that!?!??!? i get so upset if they leave me -w- is that a bpd thing or me just being weird
HES SO CHILL AND NORMAL AND FUNNY AND WHAAA??? I WANNA BE LIKE HIM!!!! (except im too mentally ill for that)
I HAVE SO MUCH FANART OF HIM SAVED ON PINTEREST,,,,,,,,,
OK NEXT IS MEME MASHIRO!!!! HES ALSO FROM NIJISANJI!!!!
THIS GUY HAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE COVERS OF ALL TIME THAT EVERYONE WHO CARES ABOUT LISTENING TO GOOD MUSIC NEEDS TO LISTEN TO: https://youtu.be/m79OrSy03rs?si=LCjVTRqUymGs50R0
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HIS LORE IS BASED OFF THIS SONG!! and even outside of his lore, he actually has a pretty depressing background, heโ€™s talked somewhat abt his toxic family, being bullied by teachers, etcetc, which makes him feel really real and relatable. im so happy that he gets to be happy doing this now!!! >_<
he mostly does horror streams!! even tho i cant handle horror theyโ€™re pretty fun hehe
TUMBLR WONT LET ME POST ANY MORE VIDEO LINKS BUT I WILL REBLOG THIS AND FOLLOW UP
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ONE OF MY FAV MASHIRO CLIPS ^
im kind of hyperfixated on these guys rn especially holostars >_< they make me so happy and i will absolutely fucking BAWL my eyes out whenever any of them inevitably graduate (quit streaming)
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