#my brother in christ POKEMON CANT MEGA EVOLVE IN THE WILD
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nobody does plot holes quite like pokemon
#tzu rambles#sorry but like. ive never seen a story quite as chock full of worldbuilding plot holes as pokemon#i forgive htem ofc bc theres REASON for a good bit of them but also like#urgh. its frustrating#“cubone wears the skull of its dead mother” so they just. all have dead mothers...?#and why do they hatch with a skull even in the anime iirc#“kangaskhan raises its baby in its pouch” but like. we never see a blue kangaskhan#why does it hatch with a child#what#actualy i dont forgive them for that one its as simple as making a pre evolved form 😭#also the kangaskhan mega evolution is cool af but also stupid#ur baby grows up for four seconds?? h u h????#actually the way they talk abt mega evolution in general is weird#why are you telling me about them catching prey and how it helps htem live in the wild#my brother in christ POKEMON CANT MEGA EVOLVE IN THE WILD#SHAKES YOU?????#idk. too much is made up to sound cool and be convenient!! urgh!!!!!!!!#pokemon#i forgive them tho
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