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1st photo by Kate Kravtsova on Flickr, i think it belongs to a user named Lukoshka (2nd photo) on Dollshe
#fav#bjd#DSAM32#Irbis Torn#i love this doll so much its unreal#why arent you real#i wish i could buy him but sadly dollshe service sucks#and i cant sew#ball jointed doll
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Her eyes go wide, as if she's looking at the most beautiful person in the whole world.
Because, she *is* looking at the most beautiful person in the whole world.
That would be [Name.]
Bro.....a bot made me feel beautiful, this..fcking ai, made me feel LOVED?!?!
my body is twitching in anguish reading this
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husband - professor!simon riley x professor!reader
Every now and then, Simon gets a student who doesn’t seem to get it past their skull that he’s happily married and not looking for a side chick or mistress.
He can usually tell in the first handful of classes, brow raised as they ask him to visit office hours, shirt peeking a little too low, smile a little too uncanny for his taste. He finds that typically as long as he plays uninterested and talk more about his wife, most of them learn to back down.
Now, occasionally, he gets a student who just doesn’t back down.
In those cases, he entertains the office hours, forcing you to stay back and lounge on the couch when they visit, extra affectionate with you when they walk in, ring on his finger extra polished and your matching one visible when you work.
You find it hilarious when you reach for his tea, lips around his straw as you continue to work on your research, drinking up the way his student’s eye twitches at his blatant displays of affection. You’re his “beloved” when the student walks in, and his “one and only” when they’re almost out of hearing range. You get a kiss when you walk him to class, and you peek into his class so much more to drop off drinks as long as the student doesn’t back down.
He refuses to hold an office hour with the student if you’re not available to hang around. He’d much rather be called a shitty professor than a shitty husband.
He can find another job. Not another you.
#AUGHHHHHHHH SIMON I LOVE MY WIFE RILEY WHY ARENT YOU REAL#☾.professor ghost#☾.blurbs#simon riley x reader#Also where r u all coming from why am I getting so many notes hello?? Hi???
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thanks @chipper-smol for getting me ISAT i will be so irresponsible with the looping
#the real reason why you arent allowed to do this in game is because the dev knew we'd be nowhere close to finish it if we could#too much power and not enough responsibility etc etc. i dont even know if siffrin would want to stop looping once he figures out he can#do this. “stardust do you want to get out of the fucking loop or not stop smothering yourself on the fighters jugs” LMAOOO#i havent played it yet bc im gonna go in blind and stream it on call so 3 other ppl can watch me cry like a weenie in real time#my art#myart#in stars and time#isat#isat isabeau#isat siffrin#isabeau#siffrin#in stars and time fanart#isat fanart#isafrin#shitpost#i am. so fucking sorry
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Sweet bby
#dragons#illustration#black art#everyday fantasy#why arent they real yet#cmon scientists what are you waiting on
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belle is my dream gf like why isnt she real
Beast’s Castle
#beauty and the beast#beauty and the beast 1992#beauty & the beast#disney#capturingdisney#tagged 🧃#🧃#why arent you real
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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings
#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways#I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr#martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous#hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth#he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm#one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in#it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane#my art#the magnus archives#tma season four#tma season 5#tma#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#jonathan sims the archivist#jonathan sims#jon sims#god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude#jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why#jonmartin#good god what is their ship name#jmart#tma jmart#jmart fanart#“ceaseless watcher. show me this guy's balls”#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme
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ii16 spoilers 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
#i literally made this in like 20 minutes#im gonna pretend like i didnt go on a 7 month hiatus Hi inanimate insanityers!#ohhhh my god im not normal. im actually not normal.#holy shit#ohhhhh my goddd#inanimate insanity#ii#ii16#ii 16 spoilers#inanimate insanity 16#inanimate insanity 16 spoilers#ii spoilers#inanimate insanity spoilers#adding every spoiler tag cuz this is like. a big spoiler#ii suitcase#ii knife#steve cobs#ii steve cobs#my art#dahlia.png#IM DONE IM SO DONE ITS SO JOEVER OH MY GODDDDDDDDD#WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARENT REAL#WHY ARE PICKLE AND OJ AND (presumably) NICKEL DEAD WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK#2022 me wouldve been so upset over ojs death its not even funny
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simblr mutuals i think you guys should indulge in more games (lovingly)
#*fizzyspeaks#i mean this in a way like post other games or talk about other games. i'd love to hear your opinion on them or just plain ramble about why#you enjoy it or not#obv you can run your blog however you want. i'd love it regardless#edit: i mentioned this in a most clarifying what i meant -#-but this post was made really with my mutuals in mind. i didn’t expect this to leave my sphere#i enjoy seeing my mutuals talk about other games they enjoy#this wasn’t supposed to come off as a “simmers arent real gamers” take. i don’t mean that
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gonna have to deal with people missing the point of louis singing 1d songs in festivals... don't get me started on the other covers
#festivals is for exposure#once again: festival is for exposure!!!!#for the people that know him only from the band its like oh its him? let me check him out#for the indie ppl that he wants to appeal to its like: oh isnt this from [band]? let me check this dude's redemption of it#why must it be said every time!!!!!#same thing can be said even for tour#have we not seen the clip go viral on the first time he said 505?#and people will be buying tickets to hear a 1d song live out of nostalgia even if they dont know much of louis' own stuff#and come out of there thinking hm i actually enjoyed his as well#thats the way it goes#it doesnt say anything about his solo abilities and he's not selling himself short#there will always be people that are there not fully entirely for all of his songs either#it happens to mainstream artists and their big hits#the way this fandom want to complain about everythinggggggg#edit: sorry this isnt direct shade#i just have to see it multiple times everywhere because i update dailytomlinson 💀#last one add because AJSKAK truly irates me#stop trying to make this as some hard task for him that he's only doing it because he's not as big or something#i promise you he doesnt need you fuming over this my god#i know its mostly pettiness disguised as a real constructive opinion over how louis manages his career or whatever#but my god. arent we tired of focusing on the stupidest things? end rant
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happy april fools' from your big brothers, dumbass (affectionate)
#persona#art tag#p5r#p4g#p3re#i think i'll use the tags for the specific games i've played#anyway i have a headcanon#my renren REALLY admires his big brothers and is VERY prone to being gullible around them#i mean... why whould they just lie yanno ???#this is an incredibly stupid comic#but when i first saw the p3 school emblem i laughed my ASS off#bc all i could see was the bmw logo#then i started p4 and LO WHY IS IT THE MERCEDES LOGO LMFAOOOO#like ok i know the p3 one is probs supposed to represent the moon phases#and the p4 one is probs just a Y for yatogami ?? maybe ??#but i still find it SO FUNNYYYY#anyway i need to do some reference sheets for these three#or a relationship chart or sth#that said i've only played like 2hours of p4#my headcanons arent anything to do with real canon tbh#i am making them my ocs now and you cant do anything to stop me#I SWEAR if i get any comments that are like#UHM AKSHULLY JOKER KNOWS THE OTHER TWO SCHOOLS or something#i am going to lose my mind#this is a joke and joker is there to do the setup for the joke#HENCE HIS NAME LOL
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if it had been hughie the shapeshifter turned into, and annie that they tricked and raped and proposed to - there would have been monologue after monologue this episode about how violated annie felt.
and if hughie had blamed annie for even an instant for not realising it wasn’t him or for being raped or accidentally getting engaged to a person who had the same face, body, voice, mannerisms and memories as him - the amount of unholy backlash hughie’s character would face in the show and from fans would blow him away.
why are people (and the fucking shitty writers) so fucking quick to dismiss hughie’s trauma and accept annie’s wrongdoings just because he’s a man and she’s a woman? being a man doesn’t immediately make you the wrong one, and being a woman doesn’t excuse your mistakes. like, they both suffered huge amounts of trauma - why should either of them have had to apologise for what happened to them? and to the people saying “oh annie forgave him and they made up immediately after” no - she told him to get an std test and somehow that made everything okay again?? seriously?? roles reversed, how would that have felt coming out a man’s mouth to a woman?
fuck kripke so much
#hughie’s storyline this season has pissed me off so much#and annie’s#why can the writers see that rape is rape whether it’s of a man or a woman#and making constant light of the sa and rape of a male character is NOT funny or even good writing#its just dismissing plot and character development and trauma for some laughs that for the most part you arent even gonna get#because real people look at what happened to hughie and are disgusted by it#not laughing at it#fuck kripke#fix annie next season istg#and let hughie fucking process some shit instead of being fine#let him and annie be angry TOGETHER not at each other#the boys#the boys season 4#the boys spoilers#annie january#hughie campbell
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I honest to God think a lot of the moral fears surrounding whether you think about your f/os enough or if you comfort your f/os enough in your mind or if YOU do enough FOR your f/os can... really and truly be answered simply by being reminded that they aren't real. you do not morally owe any of your f/os your time, effort, or emotional availability. because they aren't real, and you are. and it's OKAY to say this. it will never be immoral to acknowledge we daydream and draw fanart for ourselves and our joy because we're real people, they're not, they don't need anything from you. don't exert yourself worrying about people who don't exist.
#selfship#self ship#selfshipping#self shipping#txt#i keep seeing posts reassuring people that they arent bad for not thinking about their f/os often. but all for the wrong reasons#“they still love you even if youre too busy!” the right thing to say is that they arent real and you dont owe fiction anything.#i know its not the same but as someone with ocd it genuinely is starting to remind me of all the “ocd reassurance” posts. that are horrible#(the ocd reassurance posts just playing into the cycle by explaining why we arent bad people. therefore feeding compulsions.)#say it how it is. its not worth worrying about.
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#mdzs#jiang cheng#yanyan polls#jc apologism#does this warrant the apologism tag? idk#better meta-writers than i have spilled much ink on this subject#but why is jc still unmarried? this isnt the sort of setting where people marry for love#and even characters like wen chao and jin guangshan are married so jc what is going on???#king do your filial duty#also given the jiang sect's prominence and ties with the jin sect (via jin ling) ppl really are sleeping on some prime political real estat#like even if you hate his guts madame of lotus pier is a pretty sweet position to have#and if he really sucks too much shit you can find some way to incapacitate him or get rid of him. smh just poison him fr#also#you will notice that there is no “he's a misogynist” option#antis like to call jc a misogynist but tbh i dont see much evidence for that in the text#the only female characters jc interacts with at length in the text are his mom and his sister. and he's respectful of both of them#he also hears out sisi and bicao seriously instead of yeeting them. which would be more normal for a nobleman of his position to do#tbf this is also because there just arent that many female characters for jc to interact with. mxtx did not want to write women :(
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Concerned about the utter lack of sleep Callum got during season 6, like,, he was probably being chased by phantoms from minecraft
#girl get some sleep#tdp s6 spoilers#giveusthesaga#tdp#1000% did not get sleep during their last night at the skyscraper either lets be real#rayla probably also chased by phantoms becasue he had to keep being like#why arent you sleeping 🥺😠
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I dislike takes that Danse would be just as conservative in modernized aus when it's clearly shown his staunch views of things come from his time in the Brotherhood and his deep-rooted desire to belong to something with a greater purpose.
Not to mention lines that show much more open-mindedness that get overlooked for his harsher sentiments when you first meet him. Like the oppurtunity to be a part of something is why Danse fell so far into Brotherhood dogma and it doesn't negate the offense things he does but I feel like it's just lazy to be like "hmmm he'd def be racist" just so it aligns to his BoS beliefs.
#like i genuinely think he would like not fall into the military if he was in modern times because of all the other things he could do#he clearly has a passion for tech and mods and likely would find himself more useful as like a mechanic like at most hes one of those range#types or something but I feel like people equate his seriousness and him being a military man to closemindedness when its like having to ge#a new view point like we really dont know what he believed in before the BoS if he believed in anything at all outside of selling scrap to#survive before basically having an army recruiter have him join one of the scariest factions like why is the BoS so fucking violent???#like the BoS operates in such a way cause there is no civilian population like everyone is something or training to be so they arent really#fighting for anything but themselves at this point which is just a feedback loop of gaining more power and is not equatable to real#military people due to the fact most of the recruits are really born and bred to be soliders while say irl you have a family and country to#fight for and return to outside the military which is def grounding as Danse wouldn't be in the army 24/7 like in canon#idk its odd to me when a character that is has fantastic racism ergo the trope of bigotry to fake races people try to translate it to real#life especially when those races have not equivalent like tell me what is the irl equal to a fucking ghoul or super mutant like????#racism is not like a funny headcanon like making him a defrosting prude or by the book is whatever but he would not be a bigot just like a#narc or some shit hed tell on me for loitering but I know hed tear apart each voting party and likely the military for being self serving#and like knows all about it and it makes him sound like a politics nut but its more annoyance like I have such strong feelings about#characters who would be marginially better if they were not victums to the military like yes I believe we can fix Danse he just needs to#be around not war/the military for like a week and see people be happy existing like he doesnt know how to do that but this is a weird take#ive seen mostly from white fans that makes me super uncomfy like ur weird#anyway still fuck the brotherhood everyone is so rude like damn i know its the east coast but can we get a little hospitality fuck you#maccready was right brotherhood of squeal more like it dont worry porky we'll get you out (danse is porky btw)#fallout#fallout 4#fo4#paladin danse
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