#why are you keeping breeders who do this in business

[pwurrz]

i saw someone buy a scottish fold munchkin cat mix and.. went off. oops

[molluskzone]

*googles "serval" in order to find art references*

the very first fucking photo result: "hey guys just bought a cub!" *photo of baby serval inside somebody's house*

[55sturn]

✮ I’M A LOSER BABY SO WHY DON’T YOU KILL ME HCS

synopsis: in which i give you headcanons about our favourite complicated “ couple. “

pairing: loser!chris sturniolo x mean girl!reader

disclaimers: mentions of drugs [ both mild and hard ], mentions of sex, angst, swearing, the whole nine yards.

✮ mean girl!y/n who keeps a secret collection of chris’ clothes tucked away in a box in her closet, she pulls it out after every fight they have and falls asleep in at least one article of his clothing.

✮ loser!chris who keeps a picture of reader in his wallet, it’s of her getting ready for one of her family’s parties, she had sent it to him on snap and he screenshotted it and printed it out.

✮ mean girl!y/n who has harboured a crush on chris since their first meeting in the high school hallway.

✮ loser!chris who, surprisingly, doesn’t text nearly as much as y/n does, he prefers talking over facetime or phone call because he adores her voice.

✮ mean girl!y/n who needs to fall asleep on the phone with chris if, for whatever reason, she can’t get to his place or wherever he’s crashing for the night, and this still happens even when they’re mad at each other, it’ll be tense and awkward and a bit uncomfortable, but they still fall asleep on the phone together nonetheless.

✮ loser!chris who is smarter than he seems, he’s good at reading people, after years of dealing drugs and running product to sketchy people in even sketchier areas of town, he can figure out when someone is or isn’t who they’re pretending to be, and he can figure out their motives from a mile away. he doesn’t let on that he’s good at reading people and he lets people believe he’s dumb as rocks, because it tends to give him the upper hand when he needs it.

✮ mean girl!y/n who is actually very intelligent in her field of interest and major, which happens to be business & management, and she discreetly takes online courses, but she doesn’t let people know.

✮ loser!chris who is actually a major film and photography geek. he spent a lot of time with nick in the photo lab and joined him on any photography projects nick took after school. and he also enrolled in film courses when he finally decides to go back to get his diploma, and ends up going to community college, which grants him the opportunity to start filming and doing videography for his friends in the music industry. [ future concept ]

✮ mean girl!y/n who helped out at the humane society on weekends early in the mornings during high school. it’s how she adopted her french bulldog named mocha, but she claims to have bought her from a prestigious breeder her family knew [ she doesn’t support breeders or puppy farms, but to maintain her higher status image, she went with a lie that her family and friends would accept ]

✮ loser!chris who has a journal filled with pictures he and y/n took together, alongside little writings about each picture, pages with dreams about her, stories about her, and every single thing he knows about her.

✮ mean girl!y/n who talked horribly about chris to her friends, in front of him, at the first party they hooked up at. it was after they hooked up, and her friends had noticed their state and the fact they had come down sort of at the same time and joked about them hooking up.

✮ loser!chris who has two cats, an orange cat with bright green eyes named matcha and a calico cat with blue eyes named spot. he “ adopted” them both with y/n, [ realistically he was skateboarding home from a deal ( both times ) and they followed him home, ] and y/n named them.

✮ mean girl!y/n who frequently dates guys of the same status as her to appease the gated community she lives in. it breaks chris’ heart every time, but she tries so hard not to give into what her heart is telling her to do.

✮ loser!chris who genuinely can’t wait for the nights he and y/n agree to spend together, he doesn’t do much aside from dealing, working at the skate shop, and partying. he looks forward to spending time with y/n more than anything, in his mind, despite how toxic and unhealthy it may be for him because he knows that she’s only using him, any sort of time and moments spent with her, is better than nothing at all.

✮ mean girl!y/n who actually gets excited every time she agrees to spend the night with chris, she fools herself into thinking it’s because she’s getting dick and drugs, while ignoring the true reason why.

✮ loser!chris who helps out at the local homeless shelter, secretly paying his dues to the kind owner that helped him out when he couldn’t keep couch surfing.

✮ mean girl!y/n who regularly donates whatever she can to the homeless shelter, under either a fake name or anonymity.

✮ loser!chris who hates homemade chicken noodle soup unless it’s made by his mom.

✮ mean girl!y/n who has a deep love for mary-lou, and has a tendency to turn to her about things she’s uncomfortable telling her step-mom.

✮ loser!chris who is extremely close with karina, y/n’s closest friend, after he was recommended to her by y/n.

✮ mean girl!y/n who hates the texture of pickles, but orders them on all her burgers because she loves the taste and will pick them off.

✮ loser!chris who will eat the pickles even though he’s not the biggest fan of them, because he knows that she hates wasting food.

✮ mean girl!y/n who actually isn’t mean at all once you get to know her beneath the surface, she just keeps up the persona and image she developed in high school because it got her places and she’s actually just a deeply scarred and insecure girl who is scared to lose her status and has never healed from the things she’s dealt with.

✮ loser!chris who see a future with y/n, and decides to tell her one night, they’re bother fully sober, and it just slips past his lips.

✮ mean girl!y/n who panics when she’s hears this and tells chris that she doesn’t want that, that she doesn’t want a future together, and chris kicks her out, telling her they’re done because he can’t keep waiting for her.

✮ loser!chris who spirals after breaking up with y/n officially, and gets himself back into dealing, but this time it doesn’t go as smoothly as it had in his past, to the point where he gets into a physical fight with his supplier, and even lands himself in jail after being caught with a kilo of coke, and he thinks that this is it for him, that he’s stuck there for the foreseeable future, but the judge somehow, some fucking way, for whatever reason, decides to grant chris a pardon, with the condition of bail and community service.

✮ mean girl!y/n who pays chris’ bail, dropping the money without hesitation, and she steps into the cop shop with an irritated sigh, and when chris turns the corner, she’s stomping up to him and shoving him back before pulling him into a rough kiss before saying “if you wanted me back, you could’ve fucking said so instead of landing yourself behind bars, again, you idiot.”

STARS CORNER finally some loser!chris content, also some clarification, this type of “loser” is based off the loser guys i went to high school with and dated myself, it’s not based off the geeky type of loser obvs.

[reddesires]

Hiii, I would like to start by telling you that the way you write is really good!!! 💗 I really appreciate the hard work you put into each of your writings thank you for all of your work🫶🏻. Now I came here te speak up for my Caesar girlies ( including myself🤗)we need ( or at least I NEED) some NSFW alphabet head cannons!!!

Caesar NSFW Alphabet

[Caesar x Human!Reader]

A/N: hehe 🤭 writing for Caesar always got me giggling and kicking my feet. Thank you so much for the support. It means the world to me! And I want to thank everyone who has been my avid supporters. You're the reason why I'm motivated to keep writing ❤️ love you guys

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Caesar is definitely a gentleman when it comes to Aftercare. He'll soothingly rub your aches if the sex was too rough and bring you sustenance. you can tell he's a big softie when it comes to your needs, you are his mate and he'll do anything to make sure your comfortable and satisfied in every way (if you know what i mean 🤭)

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite body part of his is hands, he likes the way you crumble when he has his hands on your body, when his fingers are inside of you and your struggling to contain your moans make him go wild. He's definitely a boobie guy. He likes watching the way your boobs bounce with every thrust of his hips and how malleable they feel in his hands. You are absolutely perfect.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Yeah, he's a breeder LOL he's gonna cum inside of you every chance he gets, I mean it's innate for him so he can't really help it plus he likes to watch the way his seed drips out of you. The thought of you carrying his child really gets him going.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

There is times when he goes hunting and you will be ovulating at the time and your smell really gets to him so when he has time away from the others during the hunt, he'll masturbate just so he won't be distracted by your scent.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

At first, not so much, he's never been with a human before, but he's a fast learner, and it'll seem like he always knew. He'll know how to fuck you in all the right ways, you'll never leave the nest unsatisfied, he knows everything there is to know about your body.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary, he likes watching the expressions you make while he pounds into you, how you wrap your legs around his tapered waist. He also likes watching how your boobs bounce.

If he's really in the mood, your on all fours and he's fucking you nice and hard just so he could really hear your moans echo throughout the nest and if you beg him enough he'll pull your hair if you want it rough (you obviously taught him that one)

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Not all honestly, Caesar is very down to business when it comes to fucking you. Mating with him is usually sensual or rough, it really depends on his mood but either way your totally down for it (I mean who wouldn't he's fucking hot)

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's an ape. He's got hair all over LOL

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Caesar can be stoic but he definitely has a romantic side to him, he has his moments where he'll show you how much he adores you, you are after his chosen mate and he cares for you very deeply. All you have to do is ask, and he'll be gentle with you all night long if he has to.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Caesar is the kind where he'll keep it on the downlow when he's jacking off but he's totally not above masterbating when he thinks of you and your not there to satisfy him but you can bet you'll be getting dicked down when you do come back.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding Kink - Like I said before, he likes to cum into you whenever he gets the chance, it's only natural to him plus it feel so damn good. The thought of you carrying his children only encourages this Kink.

Mutual masturbation - He'll watch as you touch yourself basically torturing the both of you as he jacks off himself, it'll go on until finally he snaps and absolutely fucks you into elated delirium.

Hair Pulling - When you first suggested it, he was hesitant since he didn't want to hurt you in any way but when he finally gave in and tried it, it seemed like it awoke something in him and now you don't even need to ask twice.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He'll do it anywhere, he doesnt care if your nowhere near the nest, he'll fuck you in the forest, behind the horse stables, behind some random tree for all he cares, your gonna get that dick regardless.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Your scent could pretty much gets him going, especially when you're ovulating it makes him go pretty much feral. He'll be in your personal space not even caring that the others are staring at his blatant display of affection as he's burying his face in your hair and you embarrassedly try to ignore the eyes watching you two.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Anything that could hurt you, he refuses to inflict any type of pain that isn't enjoyable onto you. Also, nothing involving bodily excrement. He's just sophisticated like that.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He prefers to giving, he'll eat your pussy like he pro, he just knows how to work his tongue. He loves the taste of you and to edge you to your limit, the grip you have to fur on his head and the cage your legs illude to drives him crazy.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends on his mood. If he's stressed from his duties as the ape king, the tension catching up to him and needing an outlet, he'll fuck you fast and rough with all intention of leaving you a panting and sore mess.

If you tease him to his limit, then expect to be bent over wherever you two are. He'll show you what happens when you test him.

But there is also times where he's slow and sensual, when you are in need of a sturdy and loving sex session or when he feels like you really deserved to be worshipped by him as your chosen mate.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He isn't too big on Quickies, he enjoys taking his time with it but he isn't opposed to it when there's little time to indulge and you insist on it, he's weak when it comes to you seducing him after all you are his mate and he thinks your sexy as hell.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Yeah, he is. He's open to doing whatever your willing to teach him, afterall he enjoys pleasing you and he enjoys learning new ways to make you hot and bothered.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

At first he didn't last long but overtime he built up the stamina just so sex was more pleasurable for you, since your a human and it takes more time for you to cum he wanted to take that into account so you enjoyed it as much as he did.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

No, unfortunately since the decline of the human population that also means the disappearance of toys to try out 😪 but you'll always have the hands and magical tongue of Caesar.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He'll have his moments where he'll tease the hell out of you, he's very smug and coy about it.

I mean he does enjoy to deny the two of you of touching each other until it's almost tortuous so he's down to tease you just cause.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's not really loud himself, grunting and low sounds of pleasure escaping him at most besides it's hot to hear him lose himself while he's inside of you right into your ear.

Now you are a whole other story, he better hear your moans for all to hear, he doesn't give a fuck what they think afterall he is too deep inside of you to even care.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He does enjoy pushing your panties to the side and fucking you that way, for some reason he just finds it incredibly sexy. He especially loves it when you two are outside of the nest, your panties are definitely being pulled to the side.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

He's about average, 4-5 inches, but he serves girth! Baby! And you'll most definitely be feeling him in all the right ways since he knows how to dick you down just right.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He gives you about 3 rounds, but there's always too much of a good thing, so the minimum is a good 3 rounds. But if we're talking Oral wise, yeah, he can go as long as you can take it.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He waits for you to fall asleep. He enjoys watching your sleeping face. He, in general, always watches you fall asleep in his arms, gently soothing the skin on your cheek admiring his mate in all you perfect glory. He loves you so much.

[lilwifeynextdoor]

Your blog is amazing!

Imagine: You are a former feminist, a stay at home mom of many kids, and I'm your feminist friend who visits you one day. I am worried about you and ask if this is really what you want even as I rub your belly and smile. You listen to me rant, all the while thinking that what I really need is some cock and a baby or two of my own. That would keep me happy and see, part of me loves rubbing your pregnant belly already. You decide to slowly corrupt me into becoming an antifeminist breeder, friends don't let their friends remain sad. How would you manipulate me?

Thanks.

Thank you so much!! I'm sorry I took so long to respond! I've been a busy mommy and I wanted to find the time to give this a well thought out answer. Short story below:

I freed myself of feminism what feels like so long ago, but to some five years isn't a long time. Five years ago, I had fallen pregnant with my husband's first child. I dropped out of college and became a stay at home mom around my 7th month of my first pregnancy, upon my then boyfriend now husband's request. He didn't have to do too much persuading as I was already considering it due to struggling with fatigue, waddling, and brain fog. He was right, it was only going to get more difficult for me to walk to classes not to mention trying to think once in the classroom.

It was the right decision for us and his growing baby. But, most all my friendships faded now that I wasn't on campus anymore. You were the only one that came and visited me sometimes, we were best friends and we had met in women's history class. You were so inspired in that class, I could see the passion in your eyes when you spoke about feminism. I was inspired by your spirit, and for a long time I held on to the idea that feminism is about a woman's right to choose, and I made the choice to be a stay at home mom.

Our lifestyles are so different, years went by and our friendship faded more and more. Until one day you showed up at my husband's doorstep. It had been a long while since I had seen you, last we met up my husband and I had 2 children and now we have 5 with his 6th on the way.

Of course I invite you in. My husband is at work and my children are all down for a nap except for our current youngest who I am holding and nursing as we sit at the kitchen table.

You had been so worried about me recently, but now that you are here you take pause. The house was lovely and tidy, the tea I served you was comforting and delicious, and on top of that I was absolutely glowing. Then you notice, the bump I'm sporting moves as the baby inside rolls and kicks. Without thinking you start rubbing my belly, like some sort of strange magnetism, your hands were drawn to it. I scoot closer to you to invite you to continue.

"I've been worried about you" the words you've been meaning to say all this time spill out of you.

An incredulous gasp leaves me when I ask you why you've been worried about me.

"I see your posts on social media, I know this is your sixth in just as many years... congratulations by the way" You stumbled through your words. "Is this what you really want?" You look up from my belly to search my eyes for an answer.

"Of course! This is my choice" I gesture to my home. Which is to you: my cushy prison.

"No it's not, you can't tell that lie to me! I was there, I know what really happened!" You stand up, outraged. "He knocked you up and told you to drop out, he's controlling you and has kept you stuffed full of babies ever since so you can't leave! So you can't live your own life!" The passion in your voice was tinged with some kind of hurt, or jealousy?

"well hold on, you're right our first was a surprise to me. But, I am so happy. I really feel like my experiences have shown me this is the way life is meant to be." I try to soothe you, to call you down from the edge you've gotten yourself onto. "So no need to worry for me okay?" I smile to you, hoping you'll smile back.

When you smile and sit back down, I notice how worn thin you are. Your skin and hair is dull, the way you conduct yourself is full of sloppy and tired movements.

"How are you, are you happy? Have you found your calling?" I ask, but already see the answer.

"Well I'm fine. Work is okay but it's not what it was cracked up to be. All the guys at work are losers, and they are always pissing me off. I do wonder if I haven't found my calling, yeah, maybe I majored in the wrong thing." Your sharp defensive tone falls to a nagging grumble as you go on and on.

"it's a little late to start all over like that and go back to school." I point out.

"You think I should keep sticking it out and climb the ladder?" You try to muster some hope into your voice.

"Actually I was thinking the opposite, you should quit that job. Look for something easier and part time. Do you have a partner? Surely he makes more than you and wouldn't mind you leaning on him for support." I ask, thinking surely you can't have stayed single all this time.

"What do you mean surely he makes more than me?! And no I don't have a boyfriend!" You bolt up again, feeling attacked.

You stormed out on me that day with your ego bruised. But you came back around. My words still stung, because I had a point. It gnawed at you and you couldn't help but try taking my advice. You did get that part-time job, and you spent your new found extra free time at my house helping me with my children and to-do list. With working less you were already doing so much better, not near as stressed, cleared skin, and your hair had shine again.

You slowly but surely stepped away from being career focused as I got you more and more comfortable with domesticity. Women belong in the home, so it was naturally very easy for you to fit right in to the lifestyle. My husband took us shopping as I needed bigger maternity clothes and you definitely needed something more becoming of an available young woman.

Then one day, I had you stay over for dinner and my husband brought one of his colleagues home with him to have dinner with us. The match making game had begun. Now that you were completely ready to settle down and assume the natural role of a woman beneath a man, serving him and birthing his children, any man would be so lucky to have you. You've become such an enlightened woman in these modern times where so many silly girls still cling to feminism like you once did.

Today you're absolutely beaming and radiant. You've announced your pregnancy! Your husband's first baby is officially on the way. I'm so happy for you and I hug you best I can with my husband's 7th due any day now. I'm truly proud of the woman you've become and will continue to grow to be.

(I'm so sorry I'm a confrontation person and not a manipulation person, I did my best, it's still something, I hope you enjoy!)

[missrubybird]

Seven Sims and a Unicorn

Thanks to the EA Creator Network I was able to get the new Sims 4 Horse Ranch Expansion Pack a little earlier and right away got to making a bunch of townies to go with the lore and existing pre-made Sims in Chestnut Ridge.

Below the cut you’ll find:

The Sims Download Link

Sims’ Backstories and Traits

CC Links and Credits

All Sims have all 8 Outfits using only HR and Basegame

Have fun!   ♥️ 🦄 ♥️

CC Links: Freckles//Lashes (make sure to download all 3 versions!)

Please Note:

There is CC included in the Download Files, make sure to put it in your Mods Folder along with the CC linked above! 

You need a No EA Lashes mod for the Sims to look exactly like they do in the pictures!

The Unicorn has my Default horse eyes, please be aware of this in case you're using other horse Defaults

Credits:@tamosim@vibrantpixels@vegantrait@rheallsim  Thank you so much for your generous TOUs! ♥️♥️♥️

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Sims' Backstories (from left to right and top to bottom):

Issi Miashintubbee (loves the outdoors/loyal/rancher) Tula Miashintubbee (silly)

Issi comes from a long line of ranch owners and was supposed to take over her parents' ranch and business and get married to the father of her daughter Tula. To her family's shock and surprise one day she decided she was tired of everyone's expectations and the path already decided for her and packed her stuff and set off with Tula into the unknown to find out what it is that she really wants. Will she find her fortune in Chestnut Ridge? And what does Tula think of all this?

River Dempsey (loves the outdoors/perfectionist/horse lover) Milla Dempsey (bookworm)

River, widowed and possibly looking for love, is a passionate horse breeder and father who would like nothing more than to impart said passion for riding and horses on his daughter Milla. After all, there are competitions coming up! To his great disappointment Milla is all about books and hopes to one day become a published author. It's not that she doesn't like horses but she would much rather think up stories and spend her free time browsing the library.

Yona Kitegista (cheerful/outgoing/foodie)

Yona has run the Oak Barrel Bar as long as anyone can remember and she takes great pride in making the most popular nectar in town. If only there weren't those two youngsters, Marissa and Dani, who seem to have quite the touch at making new and exiting flavors of nectar. Her old friend and childhood sweetheart Don Gooseman is convinced hers is the best around but Yona isn't sure she won't have to change up her longstanding recipe to keep up with the competition!

Jaxen Tracey (creative/music lover)

Jaxen is Marissa's brother and the newest addition to the household, although Dani isn't too sure what to think of this, since things have been a little tense between her and Marissa lately. And now Jaxen is here, playing that music of his rather loudly! Marissa and Dani can tell that he is quite talented but his electro beats are a bit of a sore thumb among the blues lovers of Chestnut Ridge. All the while, Jaxen isn't so sure either what to make of his new surroundings. Will he eventually don the country fashion, get on that horse and become a blues lover?

Arabella von Rosenberg (intelligent/brave/friendly) Charley Bullhorn (rancher/romantic/familyoriented)

Why does Charley have a pink, sparkling unicorn, you wonder? No one knows, but he sure is proud of his beautiful, prize-winning Arabella. The two have travelled all over the country from shows to competitions but now Charley feels like it's time to settle down and find a permanent place to stay. Some may think he's a bit of a ladies man but actually he's a bit shy and secretly wants to have a big family. Can charming Arabella help him find the love of his life? And maybe Arabella too might find a new equestrian friend?

[blacksailskmeme]

Black Sails Kink Meme 2024 Round Up: July

Hello my pirate friends!

As you may already know, today marks a transition for our Kink Meme, where we'll be opening up the Revealed Collection for those who wish to claim their fills! More information can be found here.

Congratulations and thank you so, so much to everyone who participated in the original run of March 2024 through July 2024. In that time, we collected 132 prompts and 32 fills in the original anonymous collection. ����🥳

Hooray!! What an awesome, playful, and raunchy fandom! I hope yall keep at it in the coming months, as we'll be open for prompts and fills indefinitely.

Without further ado, here is the final roundup post, all the fics submitted in July gathered in one place for your convenience and enjoyment! ✨

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Taking Care, SilverMuldoon; SilverFlint, 5866 words

(For PROMPT #10: Silver and Muldoon, Muldoon in love with Silver, one sided, sucking a still freshly amputated and in extreme pain Silver off in the hammocks at night while the crew sleeps and Silver has to put a his fist in his mouth to be quiet. Bonus if Silver is actively pining for Flint, bonus if Muldoon mentions Logan)

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Proxy, SilverVane; FlintVane, 2812 words

(For PROMPT #87: S2 Vane takes his frustration with Flint out on Silver. Rough handling, dirty talk, Vane attempting to humiliate Silver, not knowing that Silver has no shame and bites back. Silver goads Vane about his own obsession with Flint. They both come with Flint on their minds.)

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One Early Morning, SilverFlint, 3754 words

(For PROMPT #123: I simply think someone should get fisted til they cry. Flint, Silver, Anne, Eleanor, Jack? Let your hearts run wild with fists. Choose your holes wisely.)

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Girls' Night, Madi/Idelle, 1876 words

(For PROMPT #67: Madi and Idelle fuck)

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Electric Impulses, SilverFlint, 5270 words

(For PROMPT #118: Silver dirty-talking to Flint, getting all up in his business, and Flint getting mildly flustered about it but something in Silver's eyes makes him resist. "Stop that. You dont really mean it "

"Dont I?"

And Then Flint challenges all of it, backing silver into a corner. Silver is taken aback by this, but is also incredibly turned on.

"Tell me what you'd do, then." He says to Flint. And then Flint does.)

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Perfect Match, SilverFlint; FlintMadi; MadiSilverFlint, 10,064 words

(For PROMPT #100: Madi or Silver discover Flint has a large cock. The other keeps pushing to find out why they are so distracted, so they confess to what they’ve seen. Seeing Flint in more and more comprising situations becomes their obsession in order to catch glimpses of his cock e.g. whilst he is pissing, bathing, getting changed, spying on him jerking off/fucking himself.

Flint soon catches on (there’s only so many times Silver and Madi can be around him with his cock out before it becomes a pattern!) and starts putting on a show for them/teasing until the ust spills over. Eventual madisilverflint and individual pairings with both of them begging to be fucked by his monster cock and breeder balls.

Bonus points if Madi/Silver describe their latest glimpse and what they would do if they got their hands on Flint each time they fuck to get themself and each other off.

Excessive amounts of come is also welcome 😈)

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While I have you here, I'd like to take this moment to encourage the fandom to shower our contributors' works with love if you haven't already.

A kudos, quick compliment, or bit of feedback never goes unappreciated. 😌🙏✨

Here’s to more unapologetically smutty, kinky fills for the year and beyond, have soooo much fun my friends!! Much love and thanks again for your HUGE (heh) enthusiasm for this event~~ 💜💜💜

[theoceanoasis]

Catformers soundrod?

Soundwave was an angry kitty. He'd been abused the first year of his life and decided that he hated the world and wanted it to burn. You could just tell by looking at him. He took pleasure in biting and scratching. Someone once said it was like he'd gotten the taste of blood in his mouth and couldn't get enough of it. They always had to make sure his cage was shut anytime it was open he'd lunge at people. Trying to claw at them.

Only Ratchet could feed Soundwave and he'd have to use a cat grabber to keep him from attacking.

It wasn't just humans that Soundwave hated. He hated everyone including his own species. They'd tried giving him a roommate and he'd almost blinded the poor cat.

He didn't have any neighbors next to him because he'd scratch at the glass yowling and trying to break it. Wanting to end the terrified cats.

No one wanted to adopt him of course. He was mean and vicious. Scaring potential families away and traumatizing kids. Which is why his time was coming to an end. They couldn't keep him any longer. It was getting too crowded and Soundwave having no neighbors meant they had less room. It was a hard decision for Ratchet, easy for others but they decided to put him down.

Then one day cops had found an illegal breeder who'd been abusing cats and dumping their bodies in a nearby river. The police had brought them the cars ignoring their protests of no room. Telling them to figure it out. They tried with the best of their ability and ended up being forced to put one of the kitties next to Soundwave. His name was Hot Rod and despite being the smallest he was also the bravest and had already charmed everyone at the facility. Even though he'd just gotten there. They thought since Hot Rod was so cute and likable he'd be adopted in no time and wouldn't have to spend much time around Soundwave.

Placing the kitty inside his temperary home. They all braced themselves for Soundwave scratching at the walls and yowling. Only to be surprised when he carefully walked over sniffing the glass. He stared at Hot Rod who walked over as well and meowed at him. Putting a paw against the glass.

They all waited for Soundwave to attack. Except nothing happened. He seemed to tolerate Hot Rod which was a surprise. Even when the kitty kept bothering him wanting to play and get attention. Soundwave just laid near them and was so calm, they wondered if he'd been switched with another car or maybe possessed.

The facility was still busy but they decided to put off killing Soundwave. Since it seemed he calmed down. Then one day someone new made the mistake of putting Hot Rod in Soundwave's cage. Much to Hot Rods excitement. He bounced around and nuzzled against Soundwave. Who didn't react much to the shock of everyone else. Letting Hot Rod touch him.

Ratchet however was worried about Hot Rod getting hurt and tried to remove him. Soundwave pulled Hot Rod closer practically laying on him as he stared Ratchet down. Making it very clear that Hot Rod was his.

After that no one separated the cats. Letting them do their own thing until eventually they were adopted by an older couple named Optimus Prime and Megatron.

Where they lived together for the rest of their lives.

[eldritch-spouse]

How would Breg react to angel getting herself a chastity belt so he couldn’t fuck with her?

[Overcome. Survive. Adapt. Fem reader]

It was either this or a slit cage for him. And you know he would have clawed his own genitals to Hell and back if you were cruel enough to put it on the breeder. So, with no small amount of hesitation, you acquired a belt for yourself.

The thing itself is not very practical, you dislike walking around with it, and it was pricey too. Because you couldn't just settle for anything. No, it had to be something Breg can't forcibly remove. Or... Put up a bit of a fight, at least.

This has not quite worked in your favor so far.

When Breg pulled the covers off to wake you up and insisted on undressing you for a shower, he came face to face with the chasity belt and promptly freaked the fuck out. Immediately asking who had done that to you, why you had a weird device on your privates, how to take it off- He seemed genuinely scared for your well-being. Such a bombastic reaction made you feel bad for putting it on in the first place, and Breg's kicked puppy face as soon as you explained its purpose also didn't help at all.

But you won't fall for it! You have to be strong! Breg needs to learn that there are consequences for his actions, that relationships are a give and take of mutual sacrifice. When he refuses to work on himself, then he gets to deal with his punishment.

This has resulted in him whining and grumbling the entire day, which is honestly more annoying than merely letting him have at it. But you have to stay strong. Even now, as you busy yourself with lunch, you can hear the monster flipping your bedroom upside down, in search of that ever elusive key.

" Give it up, Breg. You're not gonna find it... "

It's with you. Safely tucked away in your bra.

As expected, he comes back empty-handed and frustrated. You almost want to laugh in his face, almost.

" Angel, take it off... " He whines, like a child.

" Nah, I'm good. "

Breg makes a strangled sort of quiet growl, hunching. You think his hands on your waist are just there so he can lean and watch you cook, but the bastard yanks your bottoms straight down, leaving bare skin and belt exposed.

" Breg! "

" Please? "

" Absolutely not, bugger off. "

He's quiet for a minute, thankfully letting you watch the pan's contents in peace. Glancing down reveals the monster's boring holes into the contraption, studying it intensely, perhaps trying to psychically remove it, will it out of existence. Well, he can keep trying for all you care.

To no one's surprise, especially not your own, the breeder starts tinkering and poking around, pulling, jostling it, earning himself glares every now and then.

Tink tink-

Something wet brushes against your hip.

Tink tink tink CLANK-

Irritated, you finally drop the spoon and give the overgrown lizard his so-craved attention, realizing he has been gnawing at the sides of the chasity belt. His teeth sharpened and insistent, barely poking your leg in his attempt to be careful. Are you fucking serious right now?

The worst part is that he's actually succeeding in damaging the thing.

Prying his salivating jaws off your frankly expensive purchase, you're now starting to regret doing this in the first place. He's being such a pissbaby about it!

" What are you, five?! " Breg recoils at your tone. " You're not getting any today. The more you do this, the less I want to take it off! Learn to take care of yourself! "

A pregnant pause follows your scolding, and even if a tiny part of you feels a bit bad that he's not arguing anything back, you know better than to continue the conversation. He needs to learn boundaries, end of discussion.

It's not too long before Breg makes himself known again, this time sighing when he slumps against your back. Not entirely of course, that would probably send you face-first into the pan, but you can feel his weight enough to struggle.

" Hungry? " You ask, content he's at least leaving the belt alone for now.

The breeder lets out an ambiguous noise. " What are you making? "

" It's a surprise. " Not really, he could probably guess just by taking a decent look.

It's then that he starts snickering to himself, and you can instantly tell trouble's coming. Because he wouldn't just leave you alone for two seconds, of course not. It's never that easy with this monster.

" Speaking of surprises... " A steady, quiet chirp leaves the breeder as he nuzzles your neck and you feel two prominent shapes against your back. God fucking damn it.

" You're really getting on my nerves today, Bregory. "

" N-No wait, listen- " He starts, whining when you just huff. " You don't have to remove it, just let me have this? "

Unsure of what he means, you're about to tell the breeder off again, when he pushes you up on the counter slightly, just enough height added to where he can comfortably slip both cocks between your thighs, squeezing them around his members.

" See? Problem solved. " He looks so proud of himself, like he just found gold.

" Completely incorrigible. Th- The whole point of this is to teach you to take care of yourself! " You stutter, flustered and still a little irritated when Breg casually starts sliding himself between your warm legs.

He sounds relieved with what little pleasure the monster can get from the lewd act, not ashamed to moan around the crook of your neck, each needy pant eliciting shivers all over you. Filthy filthy horndog, you hate that his desperation turns you on. Hate that maybe there was more than just mere punishment in mind when you bought the chasity belt.

" And I am! " He insists. " You don't have to do anything at all, angel! J- Just let me warm you up. "

Damn it.

It's hard to cook like this, you're pretty sure you're burning something by now, but how can you ever hope to concentrate when Breg's pistons rock you back and forth? The contraption covering your pussy becomes nothing more than a double-edged sword as it prevents you from feeling the friction of Breg's cocks properly. Your thighs become slippery and noisy, coated in his precum, trembling.

You know Breg's close when he starts making breathy keens and shoving his face in your hair like some sort of beast, your name snarled against your scalp when his hips snap up and lift you even higher, ropes of cum landing on the floor and counter while he fucks himself through his climax.

True to his word, your lower half has been thoroughly warmed up, gross globs of cum clinging to your skin like depraved trails of wax. Your face steams with shame, with need, anger that after all this effort- You're actually the one who's been left blue-balled.

Breg must be able to scent your need too, because he's placing a sweet, smirking kiss on your cheek. " Thank you, angel. "

And he leaves the kitchen.

Just like that...

Fucker. He knew what he was doing. Scheming little shit!

The wooden spoon you once used to stir noodles is slammed so hard on the edge of the counter that it splinters into pieces.

You've been played.

[buttered-water]

Sunrise/Beetle Profile

Tribe - Sandwing

Winglet - Pearl

Colour - Sunrise gold

Relatives - Thorn (adoptive mother) None on site

Clawmates - Fragaria (Rainwing)

Favourite subject - Science 

Least fav. subject - Art and Cultural Exchange (she likes these subjects. They’re her least favourite because Sunny teaches them)

Physical characteristics - hazel eyes, small jagged scar vertically across the snout, small size, slim frame

Other characteristics/personality - socially domineering, loves having the spotlight, grows agitated whenever anyone shows support for Queen Thorn (except for Qibli) (when asked, she showed no support for any of the other queens), has shown aggression towards Sunny (separate them as much as possible), Dragonbite Viper trainer/hunter/breeder/venom expert (basically if you need ANYTHING that's related to Dragonbite Vipers, she’s the dragon you go to), keeps two very polite venomless Dragonbite Vipers as pets (named Enigma and Ruby) (they are to be kept in their room at all times so to not scare other students), does not allow any dragons with authority to call her Beetle and reacts aggressively if they do (she seems to prefer students call her Beetle over Sunrise), loves gems and other shiny objects, has a big crush on Starflight, always defends her friends whenever they’re bullied (she immediately uses violence), responds well to praise. For as long as she can remember, Sunrise's happiness has always depended on being with others. Whether it is with Thorn or her winglet, she feels like nothing and miserable whenever she is alone. she desperately seeks social interactions, she'll even talk to her snakes and inanimate objects to not feel alone, she puts on a persona of a confident, glamorous, socially dominant, gets what she wants, type of attitude because that's what she saw Thorn doing in public

Backstory/Extra - Sunrise was taken in by the Outlaws since her parents died before she was born. Even though all the members took care of her, the one who took care of her the most was Thorn (this is also why she considers Qibli her brother because they were raised together). Sunrise loved Thorn more than anything in the world and considered her her mother. They had such a close bond that Thorn had accidentally called her Beetle sometimes (which is where she got the nickname from). The reason why she started learning about Dragonbite Vipers is because Thorn talked to her about how their population is rising exponentially and causing a lot of trouble for the dragons and she was trying to impress her. After the war ended, Thorn started talking to her less and less and started making excuses whenever Sunrise tried to talk to her. At first, Sunrise assumed it was because Thorn had a bunch of royal duties she had to attend to. However, then she learned about Sunny and saw how Thorn would always make time for Sunny but not her. The most recent event of this was around the time Jade Acadamy first started. Sunrise had gone to Thorn and told her that it was time for “Dragonbite Viper Roundup” (which is essentially hunting season turned game that Sunrise, Thorn, Qibli and a couple of other Outlaws would play. The objective was that whoever killed the most would win) and that there's a lot of them because they didn't do it last year and that it would only take around 4-6 hours. Thorn declined saying that her schedule for the day was filled. As Sunrise was leaving, Sunny came into the room and asked Thorn for help coming up with lesson plans and that it would only take around 4-6 hours. Sunrise felt a rush of emotions as Thorn agreed to help Sunny along with saying that she had the entire day open to help her. It was at this moment that she realised why Thorn wasn’t talking to her; It wasn’t because she was busy being queen; it was because she was replaced by Sunny and Thorn didn't care for her anymore (although she also realised that a way, she was the replacement and a substitute until Thorn found her “real” daughter) This led to Sunrise developing attachment and abandonment issues and a need to constantly try to prove her worth to her Winglet (the only friends she’s ever had) and to other dragons she respects so that they don't abandon her as Thorn did.

[reliapet]

Living Things Are Not Good Gifts

I'm gong to say this now, because early Christmas shopping is just starting to ramp up. and please bear with me, as this is a complex subject, and the title is a general rule (as always, there are exceptions, but do not assume you are one) Dogs, cats, puppies, kittens, rescue animals, hamsters, horses, snakes, you name it. Do Not give them as gifts. I'll even go so far to extend this sentiment to plants. 1. Pets live multiple years. From the ones I listed, it's from 2 all the way up to 30 year lifespans! 2. Animals are Expensive. Even if you provide all the initial startup items as part of the gift, it will only dampen the blow. Food, vet fees, recurring enrichment costs, and more will add up. Not everyone can afford an animal, and there's no harder way to find that out than when opening a gift only to find a pet you can't afford staring back at you. 3. If the pet ends up given to someone who doesn't want them, that animal could be surrendered, dumped, abandoned, or worse. 4. Gifts are generally surprises, and if someone is gifted a pet, there is a chance they will know nothing about their care. This could accidentally kill or harm it in the middle of learning. But what if this person has been wanting and preparing for the pet for years/a long time now? They may be wanting to avoid backyard breeders and already have an ethical breeder picked out, or already be in the adoption process to get a rescue form a shelter. It's also possible they have a reason for holding off that they haven't told you yet, like concerns about an allergy or not having a vet fund saved up yet. They still might not be fully prepared to care for the animal if surprised with one on Christmas. Why on earth are you including plants in this? Personal experience, haha! When I was a kid, I had an assignment in Ag class to start and run a business. So, I got all the stuff for raising and selling plants, and I started a bunch of seedlings in the living room under grow lights.... This convinced my family, somehow, that I want more plants. I did not. I ended up with a rosemary bush, and was told it loved water, needed a ton of water. I was so caught up in trying to keep the plants from my business alive that I drowned it in water. The person who gave it to me for Christmas tried to save it, but it was already dead from root rot. I did not like Rosemary: the smell. flavor, nor its culinary uses in recipes. ... I also ended up with 12 air plants from another family member. They were confused why they didn't come in soil, so were keeping them in water to keep them alive. It was my frantic researching that managed to keep them from getting killed in the first week from rot. But, as much as I liked them, and try as I may have. they all slowly died except the sole survivor, who I gave away, and is now thriving in a windowsill. Since they were a surprise, I did not know about them until it was too late. I was not wanting more responsibility on top of the assigned business I had to do for class, but suddenly I was responsible for 13 more plants I didn't ask for. It was not a pleasant time. What if I want to give someone a pet for Christmas without it being a bad experience? how would I do that? Good question!

All animals are living beings, and when they are kept by humans, it is entirely that human's responsibility to make sure the animal gets the best life possible. This goes regardless if the critter is a hamster, fish, gerbil, leopard gecko, or a more expensive pet. They depend entirely on the owner for everything, including proper vet care. A human's ability to care for an animal depends entirely of how much they know about that critter's needs. In order to understand those needs, research is necessary. A LOT of research. Not just a day or two of quick googles, but weeks or months of deep diving into multiple websites for the same question to ensure you're finding correct information. It is intensive work, but well worth the time. The person researching must consider if they are willing and able to provide the needs of the animal they're considering. The owner must also research natural behavior. Expressing natural behaviors is a need the animal will fulfill as much as it can on its own, but certain enrichment items and other accommodations may be necessary to aid or improve this need's fulfillment. Not being knowledgeable on this is a major contributor to re-homes. For example some animals need to be noisy, and they will be noisy. And some people are unwilling to tolerate and accommodate for that need. Being well researched on the animal in question will save you a lot of stress and heartache, and save the animal's life or drastically affect its quality of life. Make Sure the person receiving the animal is well researched before they get the animal. This will allow them to make an educated decision as to whether they can take it in when you say you want to give them one, instead of replying purely based on emotion. Emotion will not keep an animal alive or give it a good quality of life. A well researched, already set up, and financially prepared home will. Here are some options to choose from: 1. Do not let it be a surprise. Let the person know ahead of time you want to get them a living thing for Christmas/birthday/ext... and ask them what they think of the idea! Don't pressure them if they don't sound excited. And if they do, make sure they're knowledgeable on the animal's care before getting it. This is actually what I'm doing for my grandma, and she's elated to be getting a young miniature african violet for Christmas! (she doesn't have it yet, but she knows it's coming and knows how to care for it)

2. If you want it to be a surprise no matter what, do not get the animal first. It is very important here to make sure the person is already knowledgeable and know they are able to fulfill ALL the animal's needs at the moment they receive it if you want to choose this option. It should be a surprise in the terms of, I wasn't expecting to get the critter this month, not I wasn't expecting to get this animal at all. Just because someone is excited does not mean they're able to care for it, whether or not they realize it. Instead, get an accessory or a photo of the animal. An accessory could be a dog collar, a cat collar, a cat litter box, a hamster hide, a reptile basking lamp, or something else. The nice thing about this, is if the recipient doesn't want the item, it's easy to return. This gives the person a chance to back out and say I don't want that, or I am not in a situation to take an animal. It opens the opportunity for discussion. And, if the stars align, they'll still be super excited and surprised in all the best ways. This option also gives you the chance to go with them and let them pick the source: a rescue, special breeder, or similar! 3. Get the animal, but be fully prepared to take it into your own household and have it become your pet if the recipient doesn't want it or isn't able to care for it. This works best if you already have one of the animal yourself, or if you're buying all the initial supplies and accessories and know fully how to care for the animal already. 4. Get a stuffed animal or toy of the pet you want to gift, and have a note in the box with an explanation that you can make this animal come alive if they want a new pet in their household! This one is awesome, because if they say no to the live animal, they still get a cute plushie to cuddle or a figurine they can put on their shelf. 5. If it is a plant, get a pot and write a note, share a picture, or gift some seeds! if they don't want to grow them or want to wait until they have more time or space, they can wait to germinate them. There are likely other options I haven't thought of, so feel free to add them in the notes if you think of one! The main thing is to have a fall back. Don't let the person feel cornered into accepting the animal or plant. And please don't feel bad if they decide it's not for them!

[askfairyromano]

oooh so you come from a long line of flirts, huh? i cant say that i envy you. i can tolerate a lot, but watching my own grandpa woo women left and right would probably send me over the metaphorical edge. are you any good at it, or do you enjoy it? im sure flirting can come in handy at de-escalating some situations, maybe even helping with diplomacy a bit. and youre definitely lovely enough that it would work easily! i wont pretend like i understand anything youve been through, but i do know that its the most important to find joy when you have demons to face. you need something to hold onto on the days when it feels hard, something grounding and steady that you cant find in another person, only yourself, ya know? you are your own closest friend, its important to cultivate and maintain that relationship as much as it is the ones around you. everyone else can change and grow and leave, but you are you for the rest of your life, so its important to have that comfort and love within yourself. make your body a home or however the phrase goes, ya know? as for the eggs! what? are you neerrrrrvoous~? theyre not dragons or anything, they dont bite. i mean they will eventually, but they dont now. theyre just swans, or, ya know, they will be swans. maybe. they should be swans, if the breeder is to be believed. but who knows! lots of shady businesses popping up. guess youll just have to keep them incubated to find out!

(ghjkjh honestly i didnt even consider the idea until you said pigeon eggs lmao. tbh i had no actual plan for them, i just saw the emoji and i was like huh? phones have egg emojis? sure why not lets send that and see where it goes. tbh my plan for them was either toucans or swans, both bc theyre such absurdly fascinated birds that can be such assholes, and having them sitting at romanos side like some weird guard dog makes me giggle. i hope thats okay, really theyre just for fun, so you can play with the idea as much as you want. congrats on passing your exams btw!!! thats amazing!! you must be so relieved!! you deserved the celebration, im so happy for you!!!!)

[m1ckeyb3rry]

Ok before I say anything else BRUH I took the quiz you reposted and guess who I got….also mf sae…..bro??? Wavelengthed too hard but STAY STRONG NO CONVERTING

EVIL YUKI SHSHSHSJ actually know dw all the shit and slander yuki has to go through now is just setting him up to become rough and tumble yuki so he can get the development he deserves it’s all part of the plot!!! STOP ITS SO EMO but ig its better than one of them being left behind by the other shevdhshsh (or you let mc live and then we can be with Karasu instead/j) I’ll never be get over how interesting hollyhock mc is though (the whole belonging/ownership/love dynamic is SO unique I love it sm) on the complete opposite side of the spectrum we have otoya being done TOO MUCH justice LMAOOO it’s ok the story and plot slap so he can have a pass

DADFAILURE LOSERS I LOVE IT HAHAHA esp while yuki has his life (pretty much) together truly the embodiment of tabieitaken shenanigans also KING OF KALOS GOES SO HARD??? Mm yes we love yuki supremacy (also the ref to his emperor of 1-on-1 title ugh so peak)

That’s actually insane I feel you though because I’m also scared shitless of getting mobbed by insane parts of fandoms (partially why I’ve never really used tumblr to do anything before besides lurk and also why I am NOT subjecting myself to being one of those regular translators on twitter or tiktok or whatnot I’m not about to get people attacking me in the comments for wild shit shshshsb) BUT I agree lowk….i mean tullireo isn’t going to be rubbed in our faces in the story anyways (I assume) since we’ll be too busy burying Barou’s corpse (I’m screaminf) but THSTS SO REAL “I make money so my wife can breed pokemon and keep them all for herself instead and I’ll build them a whole pokemon pasture/sanctuary” (that would be me as a pokemon breeder fr) bro it was just meant to be the team vibes…it’s giving elegant but strong

LMAO chigiri and Reo forced platonic close proximity chigiri is just THE bestie whether it’s gossip or wingman duties he’s got it all but I’m crying otoya tweaking because he’s like “NOOOOOOOOOOO MY OTP” and Karasu patting him like “idk what you’re on about but hate to break it to you but I don’t think Tullia doesn’t likes you that way”

Wait I know the exact vibe you’re going for it’s giving “drops random lore/information and disappears for three months” LMAOOO fr that older mentor who comes gives hints and guidance kinda like a walk through tutorial guide in a game where they’re like “oh yeah you should go here” only to never be heard from again LFMOAOAAOAOAO GANDALF REAL but that kinda puts a bit of distance in his dynamic I feel? So yes TULLIREO WE ALL CHANT guess I gotta side with otoya this time tullireo OTP LOWK DO IT it’s just the vibes too yk…they just match….guys…..

LMAO my first thought was fr “that scrawny ass kid with a bug net on route 2” imagine they don’t even battle the boy is so scared of ghost type aeguslash that he just runs (I see that typo but I’m not fixing it because it’ll get autocorrected into something unrecognizable and I’m channeling my inner Nagi and being lazy)

LMFAOO reader fr like “where tf did my genes go…” THE PARENTAL LORE GOES CRAZY LMAOAO imagine their kids going to school and yk how elementary school kids usually get those assignments that’s like “what do my parents do?” Etc? Yeah their daughter has to fill out that and her drawing is reader on top of a pile of dead team z grunts carrying nagi or maybe they’re just holding hands but nagi def has to be shown asleep taking a nap and uncle Barou flying in the sky as an angel and readers giant ass red gyarados in the back looming over it all and like a crying Mr. Mikage on the floor

LMAO Reo exclusively using luxury balls so true lowk the premier balls kinda fit Barou’s aesthetic too maybe he splurges on them generally to keep everything consistent and neat looking LOL bro my luck was ass with quick balls actually I think I’ve only ever caught my donphan (as phanpy) with one LMAOA

Pause I see the abamasnow vision (it’s intimidating but imagine it’s as dumb as him LMAOA openly walking up to fire types) arcanine accidentally burning tf out of it is so funny they would SO bully him for that for the rest of his life

Aiku getting what he deserves!! He has his happy ending though he’s just gotta finish up his community service first LOLL ok but him actively very involved with sae and Barou because he deals with them on a more regular level because they’re on the same team and he’s like “I can’t deal with their bitchlessness anymore PLEASE get a girl I’ll even help you but you need STRESS RELIEF. NOW.” LMFAOO wait I’m very excited to see aiku put in his place LMFAOO

When the familial relationship steals the spotlight from the romantic one>>>> LAMSOA /hj perhaps this can be a character study in the future…I’m crying their relationship is so sweet though ugh

EYES WIDE OPEN OMGOMG NEW GRAPHICS!!! No I lowk love the clean look too it fits the vibe fr!! Guys yk it’s serious when the graphics ready…pokemon au here we come!!!!!!!

- Karasu anon

LMAOOO IT’S BECAUSE WE’RE THE SAME PERSON FR no but i think it’s so funny we’re both NOT itoshi lovers which is pretty rare i feel and yet we’re the ones who ended up getting sae himself 😭 the universe wants to convert us to itoshism but we MUST stay strong

HELP YOU’RE SO RIGHT this is just the development he requires…rough and tumble yuki’s bad past is actually a bad past LIFE where he led to the death and despair of all of his current friends (that’s lowkey a crazy fic premise like the whole hollyhock gang reincarnated but only yukimiya gets his past memories back so he has to live with the knowledge that he once betrayed everyone he now loves 😰) agreed at least it’s not one living/the other dying!! LMAOO no because hollyhock reader x karasu is such a normal dynamic tbh free hollyhock karasu from her he does not have the insanity to match her freak 😭 it really is like i said HAHA with a normal reader and author karasu would be endgame but (un)fortunately for him reader is fucked up and i’m an angst lover so he does not get that privilege 🙂‍↕️ also yeah every time otoya does some dumbass shit in the manga/anime i’m like okay YOU are the one who’s starring in hollyhock?? YOU are the bloodthirsty ninja who dies because he loves someone that much??? he would actually be so hype to know that that’s how he’s viewed though…we’ve talked about bllk otoya meeting hollyhock otoya but imagine PURSUIT otoya meeting hollyhock otoya he probably bursts into tears because at least he’s living his cool ninja life SOMEWHERE

YUKIMIYA SUPREMACY ALWAYSSS i had sm fun coming up with everyone’s little nicknames (barou’s being the “never-champion” because he never actually got to challenge mr mikage vs reader’s being the “reluctant champion” because she never even wanted to be champion in the first place…did somebody say #siblinggoals 😜⁉️) and the king of kalos just rolls off of the tongue sooo well especially because his mentor is chris PRINCE like come on now!! pls pokémon au tabiektaken are basically the epitome of their miraverse dynamic like it’s how i would write them if i were in charge of the manga HAHAHA they’re so funny together

PLSS i respect you sm for that because it’s such a double edged sword like on the one hand i love making my silly posts and having my followers and mutuals react but on the other i’m always afraid a post will break containment and reach the wrong audiences because some people are BRUTAL 😭 but if you do ever decide to become tumblr active trust i will defend you from any hate 🤫🫡 can’t say the same for twitter because i don’t have an account nor tik tok because people on there are a different brand of terrifying but i can tussle w some tumblr trolls if needed!!

yeah i def think tullireo will have that togetullia from pi vibe!! like there’s very obviously something going on and it’s mentioned now and again but reader’s relationship with nagi / search for barou are much more forefront so it’s not at all the main focus!! with such an expansive story though it’s so important imo to have more relationships than just the main pairing otherwise things fall flat and/or the main pairing can almost feel out of place?? like why are y’all falling in love when NO ONE else is 😭⁉️

otoya bawling over the loss of his otp meanwhile karasu’s like “there there buddy it’ll be okay plenty of other girls out there anyways what’s an otp 🙂❔” HAHAH he’s the dad with 0 clue of modern slang or anything also wait this reminds me of a specific exchange nagi and reader have during the aegislash arc where nagi’s like “wait i think we’ve been isekai’d” and reader’s like “how do you know what that is” and nagi’s just like “oh reo loves reading villainess isekai manhwa on his pokétch before bed every night” and reader’s like “huh okay” and it’s never mentioned again LMAOOO

yeahhh that’s exactly isagi’s vibe!! along with aiku’s a bit but isagi’s more mature aiku is like the problematic version of that trope 😭 isagi’s the voice reader hears in her head when she tries to ride her bike inside ykwim…agreed it really does differentiate him from the main cast a bit too much for a romantic relationship between him and tullia to make sense!! especially given he’s meant to be barou’s contemporary and barou’s looked up to as The Big Brother of the story isagi kind of ends up giving off that vibe too 😩 now REO on the other hand…otoya and chigiri cooking fr i lowkey love the juxtaposition too where tullia is super motivated and has a dream she wants to accomplish of her own merits whereas reo has everything handed to him but he’s only doing things because his family expects him to?? idk could lead to some fun interactions…plus the first nagi and reader battle (where her houndour uses pursuit on his growlithe) only even happens because she wants to battle for experience but tullia’s already challenged reo so nagi’s her only option ☝🏻 so if you think about it that kind of foreshadows tullireo…maybe my mind already knew what needed to be done FJSKSKA just like i only noticed the arcanine/houndoom parallels AFTER the fact

that kid is so cocky too imagine he throws out his fucking rattata or metapod and he’s like “beat this 😜” because nobody else on route one has been able to yet and then nagiy/n’s daughter’s just like “ok 👍” and out comes aegislash…wait lowkey ykw would be cute is if the bug catcher just becomes her traveling companion after that because of how strong “her” aegislash is (i bet after their daughter has enough pokémon of her own reader’s like ok give aegislash back now and train your own team up) like he’s like “woah if i stick with you i’ll definitely become more powerful” and ofc nagi’s daughter is as nonchalant as he is so she doesn’t gaf but then they end up falling in love or smth and having that black cat introvert girl x golden retriever extrovert boy dynamic FJDNFJSKJS omg now we’ll have to come up with nagiy/n GRANDCHILDREN lore (unrelated but the thought of nagi as a grandfather is so cursed)

I’M CRYING AT THE IMAGE OF BAROU IN HEAVEN he’s definitely one of those baby angels with the trumpets and little white wings but it’s just barou’s head and massive hair pasted onto it 😭 and gyarados is just drawn with a massive grin on its face meanwhile mr mikage is just face down on the ground LMAOAOAO and nagi is holding hands with y/n who’s like 🙂 meanwhile nagi is just drawn to be 😴 imagine the teacher’s like why is your father asleep and their daughter’s like “he sleeps a lot 😄” so the teacher is concerned for the child’s welfare?? and that afternoon she pulls up to the nagi household and knocks on the door determined to confront “mr and mrs nagi” about how nagi’s always sleeping and if their daughter is being cared for properly but when they open the door the teacher’s like WHAT THE FUCK because it’s y/n l/n and SEISHIRO nagi not just two randoms standing there 😰 safe to say she runs away real quick…i feel like their son being the older of the two is a lot more like barou somehow?? which is crazy because neither nagi nor reader are anything like him but he just takes after his uncle sm…i kinda picture him looking like season 1 kiyora actually in the sense that he has a very barou-esque coloring but more of nagi’s hair texture 🤔 lowkey he probably acts like wicked game kiyora too like always getting into fights (in this case pokémon battles) and whatnot but also pretty chill (he got the reuniclus because it’s a former nagi team member so it’s much calmer and holds him back whereas aegislash would def egg him on HAHAHA)

okay wait now i’m stealing that for reader’s phanpy…it’s her second pokémon/the first she ever catches so imagine she just panics and throws a ball at it and karasu’s like bro that’s not going to work lmao but it was actually a quick ball she took from his stash because she didn’t have any of her own so it DOES work HAHAHA ofc karasu’s like what the hell because he always tries to use quick balls and they never work for him despite being really effective when yayoi and apparently reader use them (maybe he catches gible in one though?? and that’s why he doesn’t even need to battle it and is able to capture it while otoya and reader are arguing)

i def had to think about zantetsu for a second but him having an absolute idiot of an abomasnow just fits him so so well lowkey the aesthetics are matched too?? imagine he can mega evolve it eventually HAHAHAH you just see dumbass zantetsu with this enormous mega abomasnow and you’re like wait am i cooked?? but then one fire type move and it’s out for the count 😭 pls it’s especially funny because reo actually doesn’t have any fire types so he has to actively work to beat abomasnow meanwhile arcanine BREATHES and it’s gone 😩 zantetsu lucky fr that nagi doesn’t gaf abt battling him…wait lowkey yk what would be fun is just a mini arc of like ovas/spinoff chapters?? showing what characters other than reader are up to…maybe one focuses on manshine trio and the reo vs zantetsu rivalry, another shows a day in the life of isagi and gives a bit more characterization to the other elite four candidates (kunigami kaiser bachira) as well as the elite four themselves, another is like aiku’s field journal of him getting bullied by pokémon, another is yukimiya’s contest training, another is hiori like settling a dispute amongst some safari zone pokémon (or even amongst his team to show the dynamics we talked abt earlier), and maybe even a tabieita one to show what they’re up to when the girls aren’t around 🤔

oaeu aiku is lowkey so entertaining to write though i can’t even lie he has some HILARIOUS lines i just started the barou version and there’s sm lorenzo slander i’m crying…people can’t even get mad because they’re not MY thoughts they’re aiku’s!!! that’s why i was able to get away w sae slander hehehe 🤫🤫🤫 anyways we finally had the dream team of aryu sendou niko and aiku show up as well as the aiku + niko duo getting some screen time so it’s been fun 🤩

no because lowkey a character study of noel noa’s rise to fame through the eyes of someone who’s known him from the start could lowkey be insane if only i didn’t have like ten requests, oaeu, pursuit, and my upcoming 1k event to worry about 😩 not to mention peregrine and hollyhock KFJDJSJS rip to them fr

YAYYYY I LOVED THE GRAPHICS the grey matching nagi’s character color…houndoom being the only splash of color and really standing out…the super neat font (serving barou realness tbh) idk i just really like it it’s def not the same vibe as the oaeu one for example but that one def gives “this is a silly cute crack fic” whereas this one you can tell you’ll need to lock in a bit to read if that makes sense

ALSO DID YOU SEE THE NEW TRAILER it’s looking like we’re getting s1 animation again but honestly it’s whatever s1 was liveable plus they always do my man nagi (mostly) right so i’m chilling…they made otoya’s face and chin SUPER pointy in that one screencap i reblogged but otherwise idm it too much!! KARASU LOOKS SO CUTE I’M SO GLAD HE’S FINALLY GOTTEN SCENES i really like his hair actually it looks sm softer and fluid in the anime style vs the manga!! at the end of the day at least we didn’t get yona of the dawn-ed like maybe the anime isn’t perfect but at least it exists ykwim?? although given how well the manga sells i’m surprised they don’t put more effort into the anime…anyways 🤷🏻‍♀️

[silvermeww]

12. An unpopular character you like? (and why more people should like them)

asdfghjk THANKS FOR THE ASK I'M GIVING YOU SO MUCH <33 RN

Ooh, hmm, this'll be fun. there are so many examples in pokeani and honestly some are a little eh, but then I remembered how almost every comment I see about 'worse' characters seem to include Max and I just don't get it?? How can anyone hate him??

(fun fact, when I was first watching him - in dub mind you - I also really didn't like him much. but I was coming off from the end of the OG, which was pretty sad considering who we lost, and tbh especially in 4kids early seasons dub EVERYONE was pretty unlikeable. I think I hated almost everyone back in the early gens at some point lol; I can be real vindicative but I think watching the whole thing taught me to take my time before judging stuff :v)

But yeah!! I really don't get the hate. Oh, so he said that Ash sucked for getting 8th place in the Silver Conference - can we all remember that a) legit kid and b) he's seeing this guy lose to an evolved starter from his own region of the SAME type as Ash's. It's like watching a Venasaur lose to Meganium if you're from Kanto; you'll be feeling pretty patriotic and stuff too ngl, especially if you don't have any battle experience yet.

But he acts so smart - Yes, and?? I don't see anyone talk about how Gary was coming up in the first season spouting random facts only to lose in the prelims and get a lower place than Ash. Again, I wish that people remember that Max is the kid of a Gym Leader, who reads and watches Leagues to make up for not being able to watc the Gym Battles taking place under the same roof, who dreams of becoming as strong if not stronger than his father. He's going to have high expectations. He's going to think that knowledge is everything. He's going to show off as much as he can, to make up for the fact that he's the only one in the group who isn't a Trainer. And I love how he learns that you have to actually interact with Pokemon to learn what it's all about, that you can't replace experience, that you can still experience things now even if you are too young to start. There isn't a limit to going out and interacting with the world. He doesn't have to wait. He's allowed to make mistakes and own up and not know stuff and grow, now and in the future. In a way, he's learning the same things as May, and I think that's wonderful.

And while I wish that he could've gotten a Pokemon while on the journey (one that he could keep à la XY with Bonnie), I'm fine with what he had in Advanced. He got to see Gym Battles. He got to travel two (2) regions. He got to see different aspects of being a Trainer, as a Coordinator and as a Breeder/Doctor. He got the recognition of his father in the end and was able to get into the Gym business. He got to play and learn with so many Pokemon and just act his age for once, instead of having to grow up to make up the percieved difference (wrongly percieved, might I add). Dang it, he brefriended two Mythical Pokemon (Jirachi and that other Deoxys). I dunno, he's doing pretty well for himself. Sure he's snappish and remarks on a bunch of stuff, but AG is full of that (ugh Ash was on another level, especially in Hoenn) (we don't talk about flat Brock) and S1 Kanto was way worse.

Anyways everyone go out and appreciate this goober. He did not bond with this Ralts for nothing and I swear I did not cry in this ep just for everyone to hate him. His character growth was awesome and if we ever get a Chronicles 2.0 I need to see his journey (the kids that go with Ash legit get such powerful Pokemon I fear for the competition lol).

[lokimyparrot]

ECHO, BLU, AND LOKI February 19th, 2023

Birds are sweet, quirky critters. When you start really looking at them—their prehensile flexible feet, their useful beaks, it’s not hard to believe they’re living dinosaurs, Parrots are smart, funny—and particular enough to remind you of your friends with finicky felines.

Our little dinosaur, Echo and Blu, is a green cheek conure and a turquoise blue green cheek conure, with a personality that’s far bigger than their 10-inch body If you’ve ever seen the movie, The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill, about a flock of parrots that live together in San Francisco, you’ve seen conures—just bigger ones.

A lot of learning to manage a parrot is—opposite of what’s natural with mammals like dogs or cats. Early on, for example, we learned that parrots enjoy drama. So that loud “No!” you might use on your dog? Might have the opposite of its intended effect on your bird who’s exploring the taste of your finger.

Echo and Blu have lived with us since they were around 1 month old. Having a bird in your life inevitably gets you funny comments and double-takes—and sometimes a cry of delight when it’s a fellow parrot parent.

one of their favorite spot to sleep is in the crook of my elbow or my shoulders while I’m studying or doing my work(although they love my mom’s shoulder).

They like to inspect things, like fruit…

Or whatever it is you’re doing, like home improvement projects.

It’s important to keep parrots busy, by providing them with toys to engage them  and materials to shred. And a healthy diet is key. We feed him fruits like grapes, apples, bananas, seeds, and veggies eat. When they’re not playing, shredding wood, or snacking on their perch…

They keep their feathers in tip-top shape…with other feathers. preening like this is just one of the amazing ways parrots use their feet to grab tools

We’ve been grateful to have Echo and Blu to be a part of our lives for so many months. And while birds have always been a favourite animal of mine, they’ve made me appreciate extra the wild birds outside as they go about their business.

Meet Loki the Sun Conure

Say hello to Loki the Sun Conure.

Why did you choose a Sun Conure?

I didn’t know much about Sun Conures before him. I was going to buy a Fischer’s lovebird, but Loki’s breeder called saying there was one bird left and so I never made it to the Fischer’s lovebird, Loki fit in perfectly, he became the top dog of the flock and the brat of my life. He was one month old when we bought him and is now he’s 5 month’s old

What is Loki’s favourite food?

Loki’s not that picky but with good tactics he will eat anything. We are currently converting him to fruits, , so fingers crossed. So far, he like’s to eat apple’s and banana’s we’re trying to get him to eat other fruits as well rather than sticking to seeds or one type or fruit

Does Loki have any favourite toys?

He likes wood and his ball which we get it from the hamster section of a pet store. He loves his wooden bridge which is being remade constantly as he chews them

Does Loki have any games he likes to play?

He not much of a player and he’s also afraid of my other two parrots Echo and Blu, but when he’s outside his cage he tries to bite my books or my pen and he sleeps most of the time

Does Loki speak?

Loki can say rather a lot. His favorite word to say is  ‘Loki’, and also he can say the word ‘hello’ and when he is tired he sighs the way I do.

Do you have any advice for new Parrot owners?

If you going to go for a Sun Conure, be prepared as they are the loudest among the conures and are messy!

They are demanding but very smart birds. Sun Conures literally stick to you like Velcro. They are real lovebugs. If they choose you and they bond it is forever. He trusts me so much I can file his beak and trim his nails

Thank you

[expression-of-doubt]

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Good morning, truthheads!

News flash: We just got a fresh batch of sweet details on the incidents taking place in The Capital. Never-before-seen stuff coming right up:

As far as our research on the young man goes, there are a lot of unknowns. Nothing really beyond purely biographical information, provided in the police report. Who knows if that isn’t just some made-up John Doe kind of conjecture as well. Our attempts to find any relatives or next of kin have exclusively resulted in dead ends, with our PIMS clearance being denied by almost every institution left in charge of clean-up after the incident.

What we can tell you, based of anecdotal information, is that he had recently moved to The Capital from one of the rural agricultural centres out east. This seems to coincide with the recent news of changes in policy, devaluing a lot of family-owned plots, which the agriculture sector was already seeing complications with keeping competitive, in light of the new “green” requirements. No doubt targeted by unfair competition and cheaper foreign imports, fruit and vegetable producers, and livestock breeders are incentivised to sign unfavourable contracts for land nationalisation, or risk losing hundreds per hectare while they push for fairer subsidies.

It remains unknown whether or not the young man was on the other side of such a deal and with whom. It is also currently unclear what the government plans to do with the newly acquired land. The current press release states that such matters will be “considered after a careful analysis of which ministry has done what”. Typical!

Our sources say he was seen arriving at the train yard a week prior to the incident, which would make it slightly before the public announcement of policy changes. There is speculation as to whether or not the young man was involved in organising the demonstrations and traffic obstruction that followed, with the protests demanding the resignation of the recently appointed minister.

In the ensuing days, the man was seen squatting in a makeshift village with the homeless population of The Capital down by the western parks. After masterfully haggling up the price on this information, the other residents described him as “not particularly talkative” and “seemingly lost in thought”. I wonder what he could have been thinking about so much.. hmm!? Though most seemed convinced that he was highly educated in some way – his alma mater, however, was apparently not discussed. Most of the stories seemed to overlap at the fact that he showed up, sat on a bench for a while, shared a meal, then went to sleep for the night.

The only reason why we even have tertiary biographical information on the guy is because he was flagged for shoplifting the literal day after. Apparently wasted no time getting acquainted with the lowlifes in town. Wonder where you could have met those!

He then goes off the radar for a week before his documents and personal belongings are found on an elderly homeless woman several hundred meters away from where that headless rich guy from last week’s article was found.

Here’s what the editorial team thinks on the matter:

This guy gets handed a rough deal by one of the institutions, and then has essentially no prospects, because parliament is making his life a living nightmare by nuking his business, importing foreign goods at a price and scale that is simply unachievable for the agricultural sector in this country – shitty soil and all. More requirements, more upfront costs, higher prices on goods. The guy is essentially forced out of business or is fired from a larger co-op to cut corners.

As time goes on, the guy is getting a little bit spiteful towards the big man in The Capital, and wants to show him a piece of his mind. He gets on the first train here and lo and behold, turns out he doesn’t know shit about life. Suddenly, he’s a guy, who spend his whole life digging up dirt with a shovel in a town that has more to do with science fiction than whatever reality he had in mind.

Seems like he was desperate too, seeing as he couldn’t find a place to crash for the night. Probably didn’t know anyone here either. His money should have been good around here, considering that he was probably on the other end of a land deal. Guess it mustn’t have been much – the greedy bastards. He then gets to know the lowlifes around town and starts using that fancy education of his to wow them all and get them to get all riled up enough to start protesting, even if they didn’t even plant a seed in their life. Liberals and influencers immediately jump on the band-wagon, because it’s hip to be green, and start spreading the word on social media, leading to last week’s demonstrations. Everyone starts pointing a finger at him, whenever the police start asking who’s responsible for the whole thing, and they flag him for something as innocuous as shoplifting, just so they have probable cause for something where they can detain him.

His new buddies then hide him somewhere in the basements where they grow and multiply, and then he walks out with a new set of documents and probably a makeover as well. Old lady finds his old ID it in a trash can and thinks she can make a buck out of it, if someone needs some inspiration for some other art project.

Who’s to say he isn’t responsible for the suit either! Might have been some minister’s son for all he cares! Real kind of eat the rich behaviour, if we’re being honest. Almost admirable, even.

That’s been all for this week, more truths inbound from The Capital’s favourite devil’s advocates coming your way very soon. Remember to love each other and stick it to the man on the daily!