#why are they LIKE this. BOYS. please

[weidli]

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top ten ways to introduce your new tatort team: whatever the fuck this was! thank you, br

(episode is animals, 1991, transcription below the cut)

Ivo: Ist was für dich, Laura! “Junger Mann, dreißig, wünscht eine unberührte Nichtraucherin zur Ehe, in Zuschriften - “

Franz: Unberührt! Zu spät, Laura.

Laura: Du spinnst wohl.

Ivo: Für dich hab ich auch was, Franz. “Hey du, willst du mich kennenlernen? In meinen athletischen Armen liegen?”

Franz: Ja, ich will!”

Ivo: “Du wirst sehen, das Leben wird mit mir leichter und schöner. Exklusive Partnervermittlung sucht noch seriöse Herren zwecks unverbindlicher Vermittlung. Kriminalbeamte bevorzugt.”

Franz: Wo wo wo?

Ivo: *starts singing The Platters’ Only You* 

Franz: Schmarren. *joins in*

Ivo: Na na na, keine Intimitäten! Dienstbeginn! Alle aussteigen.

Franz: Bist ja bloß neidisch.

Laura: Mach’s gut.

Ivo: Das ist sehr komisch, eh? Jawoll.

Franz: Das ist komisch. 

[honehonn3honey]

Birthday boy 🎂

[phantomskeep]

DC x DP prompt but it's just Danny acting like an ectoplasmic Venom with [insert DC character here]

Danny, after spotting a powerful hero having trouble: Oh no! I should help!

Jason "I've-Had-Too-Much-Of-This-Shit-Already" Todd: what the fuck why am I glowing

Danny, covering this helmeted fruit loop who was trying to fight tEN PEOPLE AT ONCE ARE YOU INSANE-: hi :D We're friends now :D

Jason: internal screaming

[spectrecowboy]

One's long and lean, one's short and mean

[ashleyeveerson]

Haven't been able to think about anything other than the victorian/edwardian/WW1 twink and his 80's punk almost-boyfriend for a week, send help

[yourlocalabomination]

The darkness will spare my soul.

[actuallysolace]

POV: You’re a demigod at Camp Half-Blood in dire need of surgical operation But Do Not Fear, Will Solace Is Here

[themeraldee]

what I imagine happening to me anytime work gets boring

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

[deoidesign]

For my birthday... read my webcomic! It's literally free! (Unless you want books. Those are not free)

It's beautiful, it's gentle, it's funny, they're canonically t4t and gay... And it's about time traveling vampires solving supernatural mysteries!

I've spent thousands of hours writing and drawing it, and it's really good! I'm not biased!

It's on hiatus right now and coming back in 2 months, so it's the perfect time to get caught up

[technically-human]

I love love love your art! I was wondering if you'd ever think about drawing Edwin in casual Edwardian clothing? Something he would select himself? Curious about your take on his personal style!

He's rather fond of reds these days <3

[mikakuna]

save me "jason todd leaves batfam".... save me.... "jason does not give up everything that makes him who he is to please a mediocre family"... save me...

[raticalshoez]

"Back when you cared about me."

"I still care, Etho."

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DISKAKWKDNWKW SECRET LIFE HAS BEEN FULL OF BOAT BOYS WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELLLLLL /pos

[ratatatastic]

"LETS GO CAP, OVER HERE FELLA 🗣🗣" "coming! coming 😣💦!"

6.27.24

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

something I think we as a fandom don't talk about enough is the fact that during his first guide mission grover was 14. And satyrs age half the rate of humans.

grover was emotionally and mentally seven years old. seven. of course he couldn't save everyone he was seven years old!!!!

[cerise-on-top]

Alright, I just had another sweet idea that I wanted to post about:

Johnny knows Scottish Gaelic. Sometimes, he looks for an excuse to speak it, even if that excuse is just trying to annoy you since you can't understand him. He's very proud of his heritage. However! You can ask him to sing for you! His voice is kind of rough, and it cracks here and there, but he will sing to you if you ask him to. He actually loves singing you some cheesy love songs in Scottish Gaelic. Will gently hold you while singing and look at you with as much love as he can muster, always finishing off his songs with a kiss to the top of your head. It doesn't matter if you're taller or shorter than him, a kiss is the law. If you tell him that you love it when he sings to you, he'll actually do it more often! If you need some comfort, then he'll hold you close and just sing to you. It may not seem like much since he really doesn't have a very nice singing voice, but to someone, who's never been sang a lullaby before, it's the thought that counts. Johnny hopes he can make you feel at ease, if just a little bit. He wants to shield you from this cruel and unyielding world, and if him singing you a small lullaby in Scottish Gaelic can help with that, then he's more than willing to learn the sweetest songs out there!