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its weird that a lot of discussion of ancient work seems to assume an eternal present instead of a lot of people consistently planning for the future and reacting to the past
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Elon Musk wants your sympathy because he had to pay a whopping 4.5% of his net worth in taxes
#Elon Musk wants your sympathy because he had to pay a whopping 4.5% of his net worth in taxes#elon musk#anti elon musk#fuck elon musk#fuck elongated muskrat#boycott elon musk#elongated muskrat#elon twitter#elongated man#elon mask#elon musty#elonmusk#musk#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#teslamodely#teslamotors#teslacars#tesla#x#twitter#spacex
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Inane worldbuilding minutia of the day: there is a viral dance craze in Runaway to the Stars "modern day" (approx. 2325), because what is society without a viral dance craze. It began on Martian social media and then spread to the rest of the human internet via the extranet social platform Megaforum.
It is called "The Whop."
It takes some skill to to whop quickly without losing your balance, and videos of skilled whoppers dancing in increasingly ridiculous and inconvenient locations have plagued the human internet for years now. It has a resurgence every time a new bubble of human space discovers and spreads it.
There is also a two-person version of The Whop:
Two-person whopping is extremely popular among children, much to the dismay of their elders. If you don't pay attention and keep time with the other party, it's extremely easy to slap them square in the face. Video compilations of people getting injured while whopping abound. School nurses have seen many victims of the viral dance, sent in with bruises and bloodied noses after whopping too hard.
#jaytext#runaway to the stars#sorry i was struck by lightning in the middle of a walk and had to record this thought before it left#also i tested the two person whop with my room mate and yes we looked like idiots it was great#jayart
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update and story excepts
guys i swear if i post chapter 4 sooner for my series: again &. again, soon, will that revive the yandere batfam/dc tag because i swear i've been consuming less content of it both lately and sadly 💔 like it's a bit dead ngl. ill reply to asks once i'm done with ch.4 istg
and yes, i'm back from my short hiatus again to announce this. and it's 3:30am but i dont care teehee. anyways, if i do post a new chapter expect it to be this week and that's final for once, since i've kept all of you guys waiting so long, i'm so sorry :(( i swear it's me trying to gain confidence through my writing and i don't know if i like chapter 4 or not. all i do know is that it's one of the most emotionally draining chapters so expect triple the angst, yippee!
anyways, excepts from the chapter below the line break:
DICK'S THOUGHTS:
he sighs, resigning his thoughts all to himself as he checks his phone every minute for a simple ring of notifications just from you. he prefers to leave his phone in silent mode from the multitude of other contacts bothering him, but god forbade if that means he'd scroll past to a single reply of yours, then he'd rather burn in hell.
dick doesn't know it. why he's suddenly obsessed with you. you? yes you, his stupidly precious sibling, the one who looked up to him, frail and wronged by the world, with so much drive behind that stare. third child of bruce, yet second youngest in the family. the one that got away, the one he has never once saw outside that one memory of glinting, awe-inspired eyes that told more stories than poets, drew more emotions than artists.
CONNER'S SCENES:
"you're hot," and if you were sober enough, you would've felt sheer embarrassment and shame from eyeing the boy, but you're not— and because you're not sober, or any bit sane, the next few sentences you spewed out were all coherent, yet wonkily pronounced utterances paired with teary eyes and sniffling nose, as you can't seem to control the feelings of melancholy in your heart and the sudden emotional burst from your ramblings.
"thank you, you too, actually— but are you alright-"
"haha! is it strange to say that you look so cute whenever you look at me with wide eyes in the short span of time we just met?"
"it's conner, conner kent. call me kon, though. or yours if it's you."
BATHROOM BREAKDOWN P.T.2 PRIOR TO CLUBBING
you don't remember the last time you looked in a mirror, looking healthy, fresh, and proud of yourself for dressing up in your style. in the back of your mind, there will always be hatred, resentment for how you look. and right now, you hate how you every bit of your appearance because...
because you look exactly just like an image of your mother and bruce wayne. a reminder, your punishment for your parents' beautifully tragic affair with one another. a billionaire who courted.the lowly dirt-class slut of gotham.
(spoilers: expect shit to go down with jason todd with you, and him with the family, and a good 4k words of you flirting with conner before actual shit goes down)
leave comments down below if you do like the direction this story is coming to! otherwise, thank you all for reading my series and supporting it from the start !! <33
#🍨... yael's talking#yandere dc#yandere batfam#guys pls dont attack me if i take too long#i feel so much pressure (from myself) to make this chapter as good or even better than chapter#than chapter 3#since the third chapter has a whopping 4k likes#and i dont want anything i post to flop#yandere#yandere x reader#yandere batman#yandere conner kent#yandere dick grayson#platonic yandere#soft yandere
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murder on the warp express doodles
#limbus company#murder on the warp express#don quixote lcb#limbus company fanart#i think it'd be fun if she had darker hair as a bloodfiend... but was also still quite silly#(me choosing whether to draw normal donqi or bloodfiend donqi) yellow! nay. red! nay yellow!#idk if anybody ever confirmed that nosferatu is the first blood fiend but whatever. its cute so i drew it#also with don's reveal we now have a whopping 7/15 bus-goers related to the colour red! if you stretch it and say ishmael's a red-head its
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Why is he stuck behind glass while you all get to be out there. It's not fair. Why why why.
#it's been a whopping 3 years since ive animated anything jfc#AND IT WASNT FLIPNOTE STUDIO FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER!!! (REAL)#forced myself to learn pencil2D all evening to churn this thing out waughh.#electricdissonance#artsy voyagr#kinitopet#i published this to dissonance at first on accident LAMO
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When Charlotte Kristof (one of the main character animators from The Super Mario Bros. Movie) confirms that "Mario is someone who is very brave and optimistic, so he won't show everyone his feelings," then goes on to say that Luigi is one of the few people he is confident enough to open up to because of how strong their bond is.
#I KNEW IT#I mean most of us knew it but#VALIDATION NONE THE LESS#If you're wondering what the source is it's from the bonus features of The Super Mario Bros. Movie#''Level 2 - Design'' the clip is called if it's floating out on the internet somewhere#(on a related note guess who finally found out where the bonus features on my digital purchase are a whopping year and a half later lmaooo)#The Super Mario Bros Movie#Mario#Luigi
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He angy
#danny phantom#digital art gif#fanart#smol bab#hate how the gif looks bad until u click it >:[#i was thinking a scenerio where danny gets captured in an interrogation room as a smol baby man#maybe after appearing and whopping a villains ass#during a staredown danny gets fustrated and starts banging his paws on the metal table
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THE SHIT SIBLINGS
#warrior cats#warrior cats fanart#wc tawnypelt#wc brambleclaw#wc bramblestar#notaart#i havent drawn proper cats in a whopping two years#i am slowly degrading /silly
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Good Evening to all 4 people in the KCD tags
#my art#kcd#kingdom come deliverance#kingdom come: deliverance#henry of skalitz#father godwin#hans capon#digital art#fanart#when KCD2 comes out. who knows. maybe there will be a whopping 7 people in the tags ;]#also please forgive me for using the most unreadable font ever. there is alt-text atleast#i love horrible blackletter fonts 😔
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Upgrading the 'polaroid magnet' idea of 2019 for 2023's Xmas card trades, these ones are made from wood and use actual magnets! Luxurious! |D All the poses are also referenced from actual party photos i've taken of other people, to add to the candid vibe lol.
The dreamcatcher is kind of a gag gift (yes the craft project i reffed here) for some friends. Since they don't have the ability to fight their nightmares i have offered to [try and] do it for them XD
Made from: Wooden craft polaroid (plus some backing MDF pieces), magnet, misc decorating items (glitter, wooden shapes, gel pens, paint etc). The dreamcatcher is just a storebought one with laminated paper mes wired to it
#art#crafts#polaroid#magnet#craft trade#christmas card trade#dreamcatcher#christmas 2023#gifts for friends#miniature#FINALLY THE LAST ONE SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN DELIVERED#ironically all the INT friends got theirs first and the one i have to send in my own damn country took it's time getting there#tho i suppose half of it is underwater at the moment#i have to say strade's 'wish you were here' is probably the funniest magnet of the lot#for those of you who don't get the dreamcatcher thing#i have a lvl 9000 fight response in my nightmares so they tend to end up with me going aggro on anything in them#sz#on an unrelated side note i've been sharing a room with my niece this holidays#and so havent been able to look at anything 18+ whilst she's in here with me lol. i have a lot to go thru in the BTD tag later |D#or any other spicy fanarts ppl have drawn for me whop
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Romance & Snippets On The Internet
rules: share a few lines or a snippet that sums up the main relationship(s) in your wip
I've been tagged by @paramouradrift. and i tagg @chitsangenthusiast, @ash-and-starlight, @erisenyo no pressure there this is only if you feel like it, also if anyone else want to do this too feel free to feel tagged! i have no lines to share though :') but uh....
uhm....
ahh...
ehh....
i think... summing everything up... sokka is vary annoyed with zuko...and zuko is being annoying hahah and that is their dynamic in many wips (or zuko is just grouchy...) (okay last one is not 100% my own wip i have a neat project with dis (paramountdrift) going on here sooo stay tuned!)
#chip!art#atla#zukka#sokka#zuko#gosh i drew vary little this year... sorry#also not all of these are an AU but most are!#hope i understood the asignment whops...
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ZOOMIES DOCTOR
#Loved it so much!!#I drew this immediately#doctor who spoilers#doctor who#tenthree#tenth doctor#fourteenth doctor#im so bad with numbers. tagging this is my nightmare.#donna noble#finally someone that is not named after a number#catherine tate#david tennant#i keep thinking about him as “your skinny boyfriend FWHOP WHOP WHOP”#btw.
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cant stop thinking about toji spitting in your mouth ://
he calls you his pretty baby; says you’re the sweetest ever. he cups your cheek as he fucks you, swiping his thumb just underneath your eye. toji coos when you hiccup a moan, leaning forward to nuzzle his nose against yours. he says, “might have to wife y’up at this point and never gon’ let you go, yeah? y’want that?”
he laughs when you nod enthusiastically. “yeah, i thought so too.”
toji trails his hands down your chest and squeezes your tits. then, “open yer mouth?”
he hums in delight when you do, his scarred lips twitching up in a mean grin. “good girl.”
then, he spits in your mouth, his thumb swiping at your plush lips before urging your jaw to shut close. toji drifts his hand down your neck, closes around it with a measured weight, and groans when he feels your throat bob when you swallow.
toji bumps his head to yours, breathing you in. “s’right—yer so perfect f’r me.”
#a placeholder for actual fics :(( so far im getting my ass whopped so sighhh#toji fushiguro x reader#toji fushiguro#suns
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"[..] but they’re not Etho. They can’t be.”
“How can you be so sure?”
“Because Etho never left my side.”
[the curse of deepfrost, ch14] by @capriciouswriter207
#JUST HAD TO DRAW !! THE B E ST REVEAL EVER#i couldn't get the image out of my BRAIN#first time drawing an etho whop#can u tell who my favorite etho version is?#spoilers it's yago's <3#BUT YEAH !! THIS FIC !! SOOOOOO GOOD#PLEASE read it#ethoslab#hermitcraft#decked out 2#etho#hermitcraft etho#lionsart#(i've got one more idea brewing but i might animate it so we'LL SEE)
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the pony and puppy posting for funsies !
rare non digital art moment
#the outsiders#johnny cade#ponyboy curtis#pb + j friendship bracelets that are probably just pieces of random material on their wrists#usually i draw that zombie/ghost johnny with his eye dripping for funsies but i forgot it#eye dripping bc when ur on fire ur eyes melt😞😞#ik he wasnt technically on fire BUT WHATEVER!!!!!#i hc johnny is a whopping ONE inch shorter than pony and pony acts like its the biggest thing in the world
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