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[psychokatrixxxy]

Prompt: Batman forgets he's Batman.

The JL and JL:D are taking down some big bad magic user. Batman gets hit with a spell that makes him forget that's he's Batman, consequently, he also forgets about everything that has to do with being Batman.

The magic user is quickly taken down by the combined power of the JL/JL:D, but strangely, Batman is not there. Concerned for his friend and comrade, Superman listens for Batman's heartbeat, having lost track of it when he himself was hit with a blast of offensive magic.

As soon as Superman picks up on his friends heartbeat, he knows something is wrong. The usual steady beat is doubled. A sense of panic overcomes the Kryptonian, something is very wrong.

Wonder Woman had also noticed their comrade's absence. She locks eyes with Superman. "Go, Kal-el. I will ensure everything is handled here," Diana says softly, quiet enough for only Superman, or anyone else with super hearing, to hear.

With a nod, Superman flies in the direction of Batman's heartbeat.

It doesn't take long to spot the vigilante. He doesn't appear injured, there is no reason his heartrate should be as it is.

"Batman, are you alright?"

Batman whips around, the lenses of his cowl wide as Superman descends, landing beside him. "You seem a little off balance."

That is an understatement, but Ma taught him manners, plus, B isn't exactly the type to admit to injury, even if you ask him out right.

After a minute without a response, he tries again. "Batman?"

Batman blink, the visible portion of his face expressive in a way that feels off.

"Are you talking to me?" Batman's voice is confused and slightly irritated. "Because I would prefer if you don't call me a bat-man, my name is Bruce."

Superman blinks.

Batman blinks.

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After successfully convincing Batman, or rather a very confused Bruce, to go to the Watchtower with Superman. (It involved a phone call to a man called Agent A, who explained that Superman is trustworthy.) He is taken to the infirmary to treat his injuries and check for a head injury. The checkup was performed by Agent A, who apparently had authorized access to the Watchtower via Zeta.

Once it was determined that nothing was physically wrong with Batman, Zatanna and Constantine took a go at it.

The cause of Batman's memory loss was determined to be a spell, Zatanna and Constantine explain that they will need more time to find out a way to undo the spell or if it will go away with time.

With that, Agent A takes Bruce home to heal somewhere he will feel more comfortable, Wayne Manor. Only to be met with the realization that Bruce forgot everything to do with being Batman.

Including his children.

[paperbagedhead]

Jan 19, 2023: We have polls now.

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[kensatou]

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bonus as rightfully added by @polyabathtub:

[deadpoolsmom]

as far as one piece antagonists go Crocodile truly gets absolutely scooby-doo’d at unmatched levels

He immediately falls for a phone scam and from basically little garden to rainbase he doesn’t even know the strawhats are alive (and clowning towards him at incredible speed). As soon as he does, they’re in his house tearing at his walls and bringing marines into his villain lair.

He uses a literal floor trap door over a gator pit to catch them, gets phone scammed again, full scooby-doo chase scenes after Chopper through the streets while still missing him, and suddenly his prisoners have escaped his impossible cage, and his giant bananagators are dead. and Nico Robin saw it all happen.

He then spends rest of the arc complaining about those meddling kids and their dog “strawhat pirates and their weird pet” and at no point does he even know how many strawhats there are.

Like yeah he keeps having plans on top of plans to stop everything Vivi can do but also she keeps coming up with a new thing to do (Tom and Jerry ass dynamic).

Part of it is that he’s underestimating them and keeps grandstanding villain monologuing but also teens keep killing hundreds of his grand line bounty hunters and he straight up does not know what is happening.

Cause he IS trying to kill them he’s sending top assassins after them and ripping out luffy’s organs, the whole time he’s yelling HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?? DIE. as whack-a-mole Luffy keeps inventing new ways to hit him.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanessa's first impression on Mike in the FNAF movie

[alexandriaellisart]

the miraculous of desire

[pigdemonart]

GUESS WHO IS COMING TO DINNER?

Going to see the movie later today motivated me to clean up some sketches. Poor Mario…he is really trying to be a good brother here.

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[linoyes]

LEE KNOW + CHRISTMAS LOVE MV TEASER

[skateboardtotheheart]

there is just something about the difference between edwin's love interests and having the cat king's reaction to edwin in hell being "i'll be waiting when he gets back" vs charles "no version of this where i don't come get you" rowland convincing a powerful trans-dimensional being to open a door to hell just so he could get him back

i am insane

[bubbarnes]

“... we were able to find bucky's humor and he kind of got to a different place by that point, emotionally and mentally, had confronted some of his demons. it's always exciting because he keeps evolving.”

[roses-and-revolutions]

DC x DP Prompt

To the delight of Gotham's citizens, and the dismay of her criminal underbelly, the GCPD has a new specialized unit that ACTUALLY apprehends criminals and brings them to justice!

It's a relatively small squad of mostly young adults, who looked fresh out of their teens. But age didn't matter once they got the work done. And they did, as they've already got criminals like Penguin, Riddler, and Bane behind bars for what looks to be 'for good'.

No one besides Commissioner Gordan knows anything about the squad as they operate as a mostly separate entity from GCPD. It was rare to see any of them, and any photos taken were unusually blurry. They are also extremely secretive; if you exclude their social media which are usually just shit posts, memes, and thirst edits of the Wayne family.

They were a total mystery. Almost as mysterious as Batman.

But those who have seen/worked with the squad before all had the same thing to say about them. They were cool. They had an unusually effective method. And their leader is a menace. With his sharp teeth and pointed smile. And bright blue eyes that spoke to your soul. It was a pleasure to see/ work with him, it really was. But they weren't planning on doing so again for a long time.

That being said, Gotham had been quiet for a while. A bit too quiet if you ask anyone, especially the Bats. Strangely, it didn't feel like the usual calm before the shit storm. The instinctual pit in their guts that usually formed just wasn't there. This was different. This wasn't the calm before the storm. This was the ocean receding. But no one seemed to realize it yet.

Not until the tsunami came crashing down on them.

The GCPD special unit accounts that had been inactive for the last three months suddenly pinged to life. Everyone who followed them clicked the notification almost immediately. With this unnerving calm surrounding them, who the hell didn't want to see what batshit crazy statement they would make after three months of radio silence.

What they didn't expect, was to see a crystal-clear picture of justice finally being served.

The picture was a selfie, taken in an abandoned warehouse. In the middle of the dirty floor was the Joker. He was tied up and his head hung low. You could see how beaten he was, his clothes torn and bloody. His face paint was also coming off, revealing pale blotchy skin. Reminding everyone that, he was still human, just like the rest of them.

Behind him, all lined up with smiles on their faces, was Team Phantom. They were a bit bloody and bruised as well but overall in much better condition. They weren't wearing the normal GCPD navy blue uniform, but black and white ones. All stylized to fit the wearers taste. They all looked so young, but their eyes looked like old tired eyes, finally getting some relief.

From in the corner was their leader. Only part of his face was in the picture. One glowing blue eye, and part of his Cheshire smile. His hand making a peace sign next to the Joker. Even with only part of his being shown, everyone could tell he was relived as well.

And while the picture itself was shocking, the caption was what really got them. The top was what you would usually expect from the team. A big bold 'GOT EM' ' at the top. But at the bottom in small, almost unnoticeable text was:

"He will face his punishment. We will get our retribution. May we finally rest in peace."

[stealingpotatoes]

some no context spyscrapper shit from the cult of cal kestis server <3

[glow-in-the-dark-death]

Hunger

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Okay hear me out!

We have all talked about how Jason gets pit rage because of the Lazarus waters being gross ecto, or how his obssession is the Joker and needing to kill him and a bunch of other things,

Yes?

With me so far?

Okay!

Let me give that a twist,

That Pit Rage Jason feels is hunger, specifically a ghosts hunger.

Jason came back from the dead not fully, he's a starving ghost with a malnourished proto-core, until he properly eats it will stay weak and hungry.

How does the Joker fit in all this?

Easy, With the lack of good ecto for Jason to feed and stabilize from the next best option is his murderer.

Consuming that who killed you is very nourishing for a new ghost.

So Jason getting angry with the bats and others when they tell him not to kill the Joker or actively prevent him from even getting near him is like putting all his favourite foods right in front of him and then taking it away from him,

Each time getting worse for Jason, only getting hungrier and hungrier each time it happens.

How would you feel if you were starving and people kept offering you food and then pulling it away before you could eat it?

Confused?

Desperate?

Anger?

It doesn't count as cannibalism if you're not the same

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Jason biting the bars of his holding cell like a dog

Dick: "Is it just me or where his teeth always that sharp?"

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Oracle: "I lost sight of the Joker!"

Jason hunched over with glowing green eyes while drooling: "No worries he's nearby I can smell him."

Other Bats listening on the comms: " ...What the hell do you mean smell ! Are you drooling ?!"

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Bats: "Wow Jason sure is getting creative trying to get the Joker!"

Jason:

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Check tags for some funny extras

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Just an Idea

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF game Vanessa is starting to control Glitchtrap,,

[whowouldwininafite]

[gemisbored]

a whole swarm of Hornets!

I've been working on this bit-by-bit over the course of several days. hope everyone likes their Hornets!

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