#who says otherwise is lying

[mikailys]

istg jason and candy's relationship was written while listening to "i can see you" by miss swift

[dizzybizz]

some doodles

[too0bsessedformyowngood]

Batfam incorrect quotes pt. 6 (with some Young Justice, Titans, and other heroes thrown in there for pizzazz)

pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4 | pt. 5

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Steph and Duke: *making animal crossing characters noises*

Tim: *Sitting silently on his computer*

Damian: “I’m going to kill everyone in this room except for Thomas”

Duke: *curling over trying to hide his laughing*

Damian: “Wait was is Thomas, not Drake?”

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Cassie: “Who are you more afraid of, Freddie Fazbear, or your teammate?”

Bart: *mumbling* “My teammate”

Cassie: “Good”

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Dick *at titans tower*: “being in the kitchen making dinner make me feel like ‘a single mom who works two jobs who has her kids and never stops’”

Gar: “it’s who loves her kids”

Dick: “No no, have is enough”

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Duke: *over coms* “What if Jarjar’s name was actually Jojo, the person introducing him was just Australian”

Cass: “Horrible news”

Barbara: “You have lost speaking privileges”

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Roy: “my emotional, mental, and physical health is all on thin ice”

Wally: “I aspire to have thick ice one day”

Roy: “I aspire to be the iceberg to someone else’s Titanic”

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Damian: “Richard there is a creepy guy following me again”

Jason: *right behind Damian*

Jason: “You literally showed up outside my house yesterday”

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Clark: *driving to Disneyland with six people in a five seater car, four are crammed into the backseat*

Clark: “All I want is a churro, all I wanted was a churro”

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Robin Dick *passenger seat of the Batmobile*: “Why are there so many vans? And truck, but small truck not big truck, better than big truck”

Bruce *driving*: “Much better than big truck”

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Tim: “So I was going down the hill on my skateboard, and I didn’t stop at the gate because I was going like 20mph and too afraid to stop. I thought “the grass will stop me,” but they were doing work on the grass, so there was rope all around. I realized I had three options, go under the rope, into the rope, or jump over the rope. I’m not going under because my neck, I’m not going into to I try to jump, but the thing is my jump is, *tiny jumps* wimpy. So I jump and run into the rope and my body went, *grabs a paper, folds in half.* The rope went forward and started pulling the metal rods holding it in, out of the ground and bent them. I then fell on my face. I was fine. I think I got a mild concussion though.”

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Jason: “Being framed, been there, done that”

Barbara: “I don’t think you were framed very often, I think you just committed crimes Jason”

[cheesesticklizard]

bust shots of the dads! :D just some doodles i drew up of the dads

[quokkabite]

i’ll never bark for a man

[aceredshirt13]

gang i have to share this P. G. Wodehouse quote with you all because ever since I found it I can't stop thinking about it. it's from a letter he wrote when he was 78 years old to his friend Guy Bolton (many thanks to P. G. Wodehouse: A Life in Letters)

I have been on the sick list myself, but am better now. Inflamed bladder or chill on the bladder or something, the symptoms being agony when I passed water, as the expression is. It brought back the brave old days when I used to get clap.

he really said "yeah the pain from my bladder issue reminds of the days when I used to have so much sex I repeatedly got venereal disease"

[peppermintmochafem]

cute silly femme from my poetry class asked me to have a threesome with her and her gf… do you have any advice for me 🫠🫠

Threesome advice for you sweetheart ♡

So I think with threesomes the thing that makes it tricky is like mostly logistical like figuring out dynamics and positions and such so for me I don't approach it any differently it just might take longer for it to flow you know? But if you are worried about it you can always figure out some details beforehand

♡ watch for a while! (Ooh bonus if you hang out before watch their cutesy pda they will notice and like that) (bonus bonus if you touch yourself if that's your vibe or make little commentary)

♡ talk to each other about each other! ~ isn't it so cute how they.. etc etc~

♡ ask questions for dirty talk like "oh she's like when you do that? Does she like this?" type thing can be such a cute vibe and cut through awkwardness & it allows you to just try things or copy!

[waywardsalt]

with my phantom hourglass replay, there are two things i noticed;

a possible theme you could glean from the game is action vs inaction, and i think it's especially prevalent before you even leave mercay the first time, with oshus frequently urging link to not go after the ghost ship, then to just wait until the broken bridge is fixed, and seems reluctant at every turn while link and ciela are more than eager to go and do something about this problem, and the people of mercay in general talking about things and their problems but never seeming to act on their fears or desires, as well as the mention that due to the ghost ship, very very few people are still sailing around, while linebeck is one of the only people we see in the game actively going after the ghost ship and still sailing around. i might make a longer post just talking more about the action vs inaction in phantom hourglass but i just noticed it a bit and thought it was a bit of an interesting sort of theme you could find in the game.

linebeck moves so fucking much. i think he moves more than any npc in the rest of the game. not just in his intro cutscene where he is very animated, just in how much he moves when just standing in his little idle post, it's damn near distracting when the camera is focused on him, he moves a lot. i don't think i've really acknowledged how much he moves, and it really gives the impression that he's antsy or eager to get going, both of which fit him pretty well with how he acts.

[nerdgirlnarrates]

My family actually believes that physicians and MEs were paid off to inflate covid deaths 🫠

[electricpurrs]

i just watched a video telling the plot of every single saw movie. im so glad i think they suck

[lord-save-me]

Jack Harkness the type of guy to say "why I oughta" while rolling up his sleeves

[selfawarecobalt]

oooohhhhhhhh best gem

[replicated]

(society) would be so much better if we just normalized the fact that of course nobody actually wants to work and that's morally neutral

[sulfursystem]

why are the only reactions to telling somene im schizophrenic 1) piss poor sympathy and 2) making jokes about hallucinations and delusions and sometimes 3) denying my diagnosis?? what ever happened to "oh okay, how can i support you?" kinda strange innit

[markiafc]

read a pervert fic w/ dubcon that evolves into something sweeter as it goes on, but the author's note keeps assuring me it's not dubcon & "i, as the author, have written it on the pov and every belief that both characters in this are enthusiastic and consenting adults." 😔 what's going on here.....

[dateamonster]

where are they now? former supernatural fan edition

dean girls: transmascs who cant read full length books but spend multiple hours a night binging fanfics in the "found family" tag. most likely to retain a begrudging fondness for the series even years after leaving the fandom and may even still maintain an interest in similar media.

sam girls: lesbians/bi girls who cut their own hair and are into those poorly written episodic choose your own adventure style games. most likely to have deleted their dedicated spn blog years ago in a fit of Cringe shame. probably into something only moderately less cringey now.

cas girls: the mysterious third category of supernatural girly. since leaving the fandom has graduated to full on monsterfuckery. most likely to Want to delete their social media in favor of fantasies of living in the woods apart from society, but will inevitably fail due to their insatiable addiction to weird gay art and twitter discourse about problematic ya authors.