#Duke Thomas is a chaos gremlin and anyone who says otherwise is lying to you

[too0bsessedformyowngood]

Batfam incorrect quotes pt. 6 (with some Young Justice, Titans, and other heroes thrown in there for pizzazz)

pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4 | pt. 5

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Steph and Duke: *making animal crossing characters noises*

Tim: *Sitting silently on his computer*

Damian: “I’m going to kill everyone in this room except for Thomas”

Duke: *curling over trying to hide his laughing*

Damian: “Wait was is Thomas, not Drake?”

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Cassie: “Who are you more afraid of, Freddie Fazbear, or your teammate?”

Bart: *mumbling* “My teammate”

Cassie: “Good”

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Dick *at titans tower*: “being in the kitchen making dinner make me feel like ‘a single mom who works two jobs who has her kids and never stops’”

Gar: “it’s who loves her kids”

Dick: “No no, have is enough”

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Duke: *over coms* “What if Jarjar’s name was actually Jojo, the person introducing him was just Australian”

Cass: “Horrible news”

Barbara: “You have lost speaking privileges”

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Roy: “my emotional, mental, and physical health is all on thin ice”

Wally: “I aspire to have thick ice one day”

Roy: “I aspire to be the iceberg to someone else’s Titanic”

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Damian: “Richard there is a creepy guy following me again”

Jason: *right behind Damian*

Jason: “You literally showed up outside my house yesterday”

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Clark: *driving to Disneyland with six people in a five seater car, four are crammed into the backseat*

Clark: “All I want is a churro, all I wanted was a churro”

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Robin Dick *passenger seat of the Batmobile*: “Why are there so many vans? And truck, but small truck not big truck, better than big truck”

Bruce *driving*: “Much better than big truck”

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Tim: “So I was going down the hill on my skateboard, and I didn’t stop at the gate because I was going like 20mph and too afraid to stop. I thought “the grass will stop me,” but they were doing work on the grass, so there was rope all around. I realized I had three options, go under the rope, into the rope, or jump over the rope. I’m not going under because my neck, I’m not going into to I try to jump, but the thing is my jump is, *tiny jumps* wimpy. So I jump and run into the rope and my body went, *grabs a paper, folds in half.* The rope went forward and started pulling the metal rods holding it in, out of the ground and bent them. I then fell on my face. I was fine. I think I got a mild concussion though.”

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Jason: “Being framed, been there, done that”

Barbara: “I don’t think you were framed very often, I think you just committed crimes Jason”

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO ACCURATE

Batfam incorrect quotes pt. 6 (with some Young Justice, Titans, and other heroes thrown in there for pizzazz)

pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4 | pt. 5

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Steph and Duke: *making animal crossing characters noises*

Tim: *Sitting silently on his computer*

Damian: “I’m going to kill everyone in this room except for Thomas”

Duke: *curling over trying to hide his laughing*

Damian: “Wait was is Thomas, not Drake?”

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Cassie: “Who are you more afraid of, Freddie Fazbear, or your teammate?”

Bart: *mumbling* “My teammate”

Cassie: “Good”

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Dick *at titans tower*: “being in the kitchen making dinner make me feel like ‘a single mom who works two jobs who has her kids and never stops’”

Gar: “it’s who loves her kids”

Dick: “No no, have is enough”

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Duke: *over coms* “What if Jarjar’s name was actually Jojo, the person introducing him was just Australian”

Cass: “Horrible news”

Barbara: “You have lost speaking privileges”

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Roy: “my emotional, mental, and physical health is all on thin ice”

Wally: “I aspire to have thick ice one day”

Roy: “I aspire to be the iceberg to someone else’s Titanic”

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Damian: “Richard there is a creepy guy following me again”

Jason: *right behind Damian*

Jason: “You literally showed up outside my house yesterday”

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Clark: *driving to Disneyland with six people in a five seater car, four are crammed into the backseat*

Clark: “All I want is a churro, all I wanted was a churro”

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Robin Dick *passenger seat of the Batmobile*: “Why are there so many vans? And truck, but small truck not big truck, better than big truck”

Bruce *driving*: “Much better than big truck”

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Tim: “So I was going down the hill on my skateboard, and I didn’t stop at the gate because I was going like 20mph and too afraid to stop. I thought “the grass will stop me,” but they were doing work on the grass, so there was rope all around. I realized I had three options, go under the rope, into the rope, or jump over the rope. I’m not going under because my neck, I’m not going into to I try to jump, but the thing is my jump is, *tiny jumps* wimpy. So I jump and run into the rope and my body went, *grabs a paper, folds in half.* The rope went forward and started pulling the metal rods holding it in, out of the ground and bent them. I then fell on my face. I was fine. I think I got a mild concussion though.”

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Jason: “Being framed, been there, done that”

Barbara: “I don’t think you were framed very often, I think you just committed crimes Jason”