#who picks his nose

[farleyparley]

My eight year old little brother… saw I was sad… remembered my favorite character… and DREW HIM FOR ME. BY HIMSELF. HE HAS FINE MOTOR ISSUES. HE CANNOT HOLD A PENCIL THE RIGHT WAY. I AM BEYOND EMOTIONALLY WRECKED

HE IS SO AMAZING I GENUINELY CANNOT. HE SAT HIS LITTLE ASS DOWN AND DREW ARTHUR MORGAN WITHOUT TRACING SHIT. HE’S NEVER DRAWN MORE THAN STICK FIGURES.

Crying and throwing up

[kacievvbbbb]

While I think Garp would be soley responsible for Mihawk’s hair falling out in clumps if they spent any amount of time together

I do think garp and Zoro would get on splendidly. As they are after all the same flavor of person.

any attempt to put all three of them in the same room will give Mihawk ulcers.

Mihawk would comment on their stupidity

Garp would respond “ain’t got to be smart to be a marine” and zoro would raise his glass in salute “ here, here”

And Mihawk’s blood pressure would reach levels previously inaccessible by man.

[lord-squiggletits]

Canon Pharma:

Has like one friend and that one friend is barely even nice to him

(That best friend is Ratchet who's notoriously coarse and more common folk aligned than anything)

Eyes the size of saucers with like 3 pairs of bags underneath them (looks like he hasn't slept in months)

Blatant signs of mental illness (mania)

Exaggerated theatrical air, constantly making dumb puns and jokes to the amusement of literally no one

Everyone hates him, like literally everyone

Has two defining traits one of which is being a massive supernerd (a really good doctor) the other of which is being neurotic (alleged "control freak")

Locked himself up for two months and came out with enough research notes to develop cures to 5 different terminal illnesses

Literally needed an alt mode exemption to get put in the intellectual class and be allowed to be a doctor bc he comes from an oppressed class

Somehow has less charisma than Ratchet who will snark/insult his patients to their face and openly say "damn I wish he would just die" a couple times

The MTMTE fandom 10 years ago, for some reason: "Ah yes, THIS GUY, yeah this guy is DEFINITELY the posh elitist snob who hates poor people out of all of the Autobots"

How in the fuck did anyone at any point in time look at the sopping wet disaster of a nerd from an oppressed social class that is Pharma and assume that this soaked kitten of a man was the best guy out of the whole cast to fanonize as a rich upper class socialite who loves decadence. Like what. That's not even an alternate character interpretation you just pulled an entire guy out of your brain like some malformed birth of Athena.

[humming-fly]

as expected the fma mobile game event side story that inexplicably features og greed and ling as high schoolers is just as wildly batshit as you'd expect - all these shitposts are all taken nearly Verbatim from the translation shit really was just that funny i still laugh when i think about it

(also in case ya'lld like to see it for yourself i saved all the screenshots and google translations to a zip file here though fair warning they may or may not be in order good luck o7)

[buff-muffin]

Sabo defiantly used his amnesia as an excuse to choose not to remember peoples names. like he's fully capable of remembering who you are. he has the number of every single rev phone memorised. but he will just choose not to remember your name cause he doesn't care and be like "i have/had amnesia my memories a lil fuzzy :("

[kindred-spirit-93]

what if i gave him curls

what if his hair was curly to begin with but lack of proper care (or him straightening it out to look like a certain someone wink wink) ends up damaging it, and tele teaches him how to take care of his hair again.

what if i did that and it was a metaphor for their bonding, literal and metaphorical growth alongside one another, eventual seperation, neos past and present, his trauma. what then?

@maruyaaya our son. putting him through it. hair holds memories does it not?

[a-a-a-anon]

rik and ade as students/young actors. from bottom: exposed

[poppurini]

sighs. snuggling up close to lilia and hiding your heated face against his chest because he’s just so dreamy and you feel so safe and protected in his embrace, recalling back to the days when you thought he wouldn’t even see you this way. his soothing lullabies that lures you to dreamland, his reassuring touch lingering on you, drawing random shapes on your skin and making you guess them. his calm and deep chuckle when you barely said your answer coherently. “Sleepy already?” and lightly pinches your cheek when you nod a little against him and hums a response. hugging him just a little tighter and breathes in his scent, smiling to yourself when you feel him kissing the crown of your head.

[persuaison]

BEANIE BOY 🥰

[bigassbowlingballhead]

the most unbelievable thing of heartstopper is that Charlie Spring read the song of Achilles before Isaac.

[manmilkers]

Yamamoto and the rest of the captains in the meeting everytime kurotsuchi suggests thee MOST needlessly unethical, fucked up, demented solution to any slight difficulty they're facing:

[crystal-verse]

that promised guide on how i draw g'raha's face, feat. notes in the upper right corner and my own little specbio/au way of drawing him in the lower left

(shoutout to @fell-court for providing the reference screenshots!)

[rainybraindays]

once again do not get why people act like Anthony is such a good brother

[strawbbydraws]

Come get y’all’s slop (Twink Desmond)

I was VERY AWARE of how feminine he looked. He was regularly misgendered and people were flabbergasted to discover that he’s canonically a man and it was hilarious to me. Yes I was a closeted lesbian subconsciously compensating with what I was interested in why do you ask

[petrichorium]

hi hello good evening gang pls take a gander at this absolutely stunning comm of me n gaga that i just got from the lovely and wildly talented @tinyreine!!! tysm reine this is so incredible im going to be staring at the two of us forever and ever and ever 🥺

[mrfystan]

Gregor Strasbergar Štras, november 2024

"Največja seks ikona naše generacije"

Photo by: Urša Premik