#who cares im having fun

[s1ld3n4f1l]

dingaling had to make buzzo and lisa's relationship unhealthy cause he knew that if they weren't they'd be unstoppable.

[nikkachan]

Okay so I have huuuge Fontaine brainrot as of recently and I *NEED* to get my thoughts out

‼️SPOILERS FOR 4.2 FONTAINE ARCHON QUEST STORYLINE‼️

Uhhhh so here's some speculations!! ...since I wanted to consume Fontaine content in my breaks between the Fontaine archon quest and therefore have spoiled myself some things </3

It's nothing but bits and pieces that start to form a more coherent picture in my head so I have to ramble about it.

Jumping right into it I think Neuvillette is gonna become the Hydro Archon or in one way or the other take back his power from Furina's gnosis. He confirmed in Act IV, if I remember correctly, that he is in fact the hydro dragon (shocker, no one suspected that at all) and told us a cool piece of lore, which is that the archon's power is based on a part of power taken from the seven Dragon Sovereigns that used to kinda idk rule over Teyvat, but were overthrown by the "Usurper" as Neuvillette describes.

And while scrolling YouTube for some MUSIC of all things they just had to recommend me uploads of the new 4.2 cutscenes </3 I read the titles faster than I could look at the thumbnail or even think about what the video is and so I've read things like "Furina's sacrifice" and "Furina gets her vision". So what I think is gonna happen, is that the seal Neuvillette placed on the sluice gate to the Primordial Sea is gonna weaken or be on the brink of breaking and he won't be able to hold it back with the amount of power he currently has. Furina is aware of that, or even might have been aware of that from the start, since she and Neuvillette have said that she has been doing a lot of research and treating the matter seriously. I think Furina has been rather self-conscious about being the archon, she might have even felt as though she wasn't good enough, compared to Neuvillette's skill and power. She hides behind a mask of confidence and bravado, constantly hyping herself up, even though she knows she doesn't even have a way to save her own people from the impending disaster hanging above their heads, or rather, raging beneath the waves.

So she will sacrifice her godhood by destroying the gnosis or giving it to either Arlecchino or Neuvillette to unleash its power and seal the Primordial Sea once and for all. Celestia will recognize her act of selfishness and her willingness to save her nation by bestowing upon her a Hydro vision. Neuvillette becomes the Hydro Archon, Furina will probably stay in a position of power as well. Maybe this will all happen in secret... And the people of Fontaine WON'T know that Furina's power has been transferred to Neuvillette... and both of them will continue to fulfill their roles as the "Hydro Archon" and Chief Justice respectively, with Furina putting up a big show, essentially about how great she is as an archon, even though she wouldn't be one anymore. That, or they go the boring route of Neuvillette gets the power, he seals the Primordial Sea and then is like "No Furina, you're a great archon and honestly I prefer my job as the Iudex I would probably suck as an archon. Here's your power back" and she continues being an archon yippee yada yada. But that wouldn't make sense with the whole vision thing..... I think I'm onto something....

Or I could just finish the quest instead of speculating like a madman idk

But where's the fun in that 😋

That's the state of things as of November 9th 2023, 20:14 I will maybe update when I finish cause right now I'm doing Neuvillette's story quest because it's locking me from continuing the archon quest ���

But it's okay I love him

[bugm0lars]

Something's gotten into my game of Hades. Now they're trying to give me cards.

[mylittlejestershoes]

woah guys... i found more skins.. totally real.. (i LYING I MADE THESE!!!!! ME!!!!!)

[that1notetaker]

How did Narinder and The Lamb meet? Also, have u named ur lamb?

Narinder: Someone reeks of death and not the dying kind whossit. The lamb: Narinder, about to break his self isolated streak, socially handicapped after millenia indoors: Fucks sake Technically they met here at a festival. (literally a fancy excuse for the gods to have fun and devotion to grow. Also another reason.) Narinder was about to make a break for it when the lamb with their weird vibes came in. Also, nope. I don't have a name for the lamb yet. Tempted to name the guy Lamb-o for shits and giggles.

[banghwa]

I DON'T CARE IF IT HURTS, I WANNA HAVE CONTROL

BRUCE WAYNE & SELINA KYLE x CREEP by RADIOHEAD

[christakisbang]

[musubiki]

danmarch 🐉💎

[blackkatdraws2]

The Main Character.

[Blank Scripts AU]

[voldheart]

one of my favorite aspects about them is that theyre very literally mind connected. so its like theyre an extension to one another basically

THEYRE SILLY

[leal-hound]

here's ani being a mom with her empyrean child who's definitely favored by the barren moon. anthe means well but she has too much power in that little body of hers, and is quick to anger - luckily her mother's embrace tends to smother those flames easily, but the sight of it is likely hard for a certain demigod nearby

[ilonacho]

Avo's turn

[applestruda]

This is kinda random but pls let me just have earth scar. I don't care what you think is better, I really don't, I've enjoyed earth scar since before liml and im enjoying it now. I don't need you ranting under my posts as to why you don't like it or what you like more. I've gotten a handful of these on some of my posts and in my asks and just , man cmon let me enjoy things

[yuwuta]

gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you 

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact. 

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared. 

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date 

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Hey, I had a thought for the fantasy au! So on one of the previous versions of the WH website, there was a rhyme for the show that went:

A house is a place with four walls and a floor,

with a ceiling above and a lovely front door.

There's a bed to cradle you safely at night,

and windows to bring in the morning sunlight.

Your house is a mirror of just who you are,

A reflection that tells you to never stray far.

Which I thought might make a good incantation for when Wally properly summons Home (I can't remember if that's ever required for Warlocks but hey, it's still a fun poem regardless).

ohhhh this. i like this...

bonus og sketch! big ol eyes...

& no capalet because uhhhh eh nah and also i wanted Home's pendant to be on full display!

[citricjoy]

if i had a nickel etc etc….