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In which Helmut being the final addition to the Psychic 7 means he is the last person to learn Bob's social anxiety does not translate to performance anxiety

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I’m so obsessed with actual ant looking Tenna from the concept art. Also I like to think he does this to guilt trip whoever’s there to see him mope

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give me jellybeans you fuckhead

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harry is kind of like kim's manic pixie dream girl if you think about it. guy who's exactly your type shows up and tells you he's lost his memory and he hears voices in his head but also he's the best detective you've ever seen and he's just decided you're his new best friend. he keeps dragging you into wacky sidequests like starting a disco club in an abandoned church and hunting down an elusive cryptid but in the end succeeds in cracking the case wide open and changes your life so much in the span of roughly a week that you transfer precincts (by the way he works at THE legendary jamrock precinct) to keep being his partner. also he fucking adores you and looks at you like you hung the moon AND he's gay

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honestly i think im good without that thanks

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i am so pro abortion it actually makes me mad when a character in a show is revealed to be pregnant & she immediately doesn't get an abortion

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My vampires CAN walk into the sunlight but doing so would reveal what they would look like if they aged normally

Younger vampires don’t have much to worry about but older vamps have reason to avoid sunlight as they age. They are still immortal, but their aged, sunlit selves are significantly weaker than their non-sunlit forms. Vamps over 100 years old run the risk of crumpling over, fully immobile, but still conscious

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i had 1 deltarune fanart as inspiration and a very stupid idea

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Eating an animal's stomach seems bonkers bc like you're putting stomach in your stomach. What's next? Gonna put a penis in your penis? Well are you? Is that what we're doing next? Are we? Will we? Is that something you're into? I'm just asking. I've never tried docking, but I'm open to it! It feels like a joke fetish, but like I'm down for anything! I'm not huge, so like if you're uncut then I could probably snuggle up in there with you. If that's what's next.

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undertale is a game about how losing a child can traumatize a whole community. deltarune is a game about how losing a child can traumatize a whole community and also their appliances

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This video is just 4 minutes of horses in a large stable and it is one of the most viewed videos on YouTube.

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my mum was googling for an article about why everyone in the lord of the rings film is white (like to be clear she was annoyed by this) and the google ai was apparently like “everybody in the lord of the rings is not white. gandalf is grey.”

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I think labubus are cute actually but you couldn't pay me to touch one with a 10 foot pole because they seem to have this mind-poisoning frenzy effect on the people around them. also apparently they make you a target for crime

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my spamtenna comic

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i think we should talk about degendering more as a very real form of transphobia. you should not be calling a trans woman "they" when she's explained her pronouns to you. you should not be calling her a "person" instead of a woman. she's not too gnc, she's not too androgynous, you're not "confused" about her identity, you're degendering her. I fear we've gotten to a point we've forgotten the very basics of this movement is "trans women are women" and "trans men are men", and not just "trans people are someone who's pronouns you have to memorize so you don't offend them." you see her as a man in a dress and it pisses me off

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tried to explain to a white liberal that i felt weird seeing white people make racist sounding jokes about AI ("tin crow laws", "wirebacks/silverbacks", "my daughter better not come home with no god damn clanker") because of how ingrained it is into the "white" identity to incite genocide by inventing an outgroup, and how that's the only "white heritage" that exists because "whiteness" was invented 200 years ago from ideology.

i was told i was "flexing my history knowledge" for bringing this up, and then accused of promoting bioessentialism for saying racism defines white blood-- something objectively true, as "whiteness" cannot exist without an outgroup.