#whitest kids you know

[neilpissyrega]

WKUK posting again

[the-frizzle-fry]

This is kinda annoying. SNL literally copied a sketch from WKYK recently. It was the monkey in space one.

Like they didn’t even try. The monkeys even have similar names.

People lose their shit about stealing jokes. Why not this? I honestly hope the boys got something to say about it.

[victusinveritas]

Then they definitely aren't going to like what I have to say as a Catholic occultist.

However, unrelated to my thoughts on that sort of thing...

[cuppakasha]

Alternate reality where Eric Krogh was in more and we all had profile pics of him in his various roles

[silvershewolf247]

Glenda: I’m kind of jealous of people who have had happy lives. I want to kill everybody’s parents. And I think about it a lot, and I draw it a lot. And I’m okay with that. I think this thing has taught me that I’ve kind of come to accept that. I’m… I’m okay with me, and I’ve accepted that I’m probably going to kill a lot of people.

[jaxthedragon]

That’s because they never wore helmets as kids

[guinevereslancelot]

not my supervisor literally saying "my best friend is black" when defending herself from a racism accusation

[sivavakkiyar]

amazed no one has posted the whitest kids you know sketch yet

[jennycalendar]

other thoughts today — i genuinely wanna fight anyone who says leah isn’t the perfect annabeth. i actually think making annabeth a black girl enhances so many aspects of her character — the fact that she’s so jaded and hardened and feels like she has never had the chance to be a kid or be soft! the fact that she is SO determined not to trust anyone and SO convinced that the world is not ever going to be kind to her so she has to learn how to defend herself!! her frustration with percy (whitest white boy to ever white boy) and her slow realization that his compassion is genuine even if his idiocy is also genuine. that he has this biiiig expansive heart and his frustration with the way she lives her life isn’t because he thinks she’s not smart or because he thinks he should be in charge, it’s because he thinks she should be loved unconditionally by those that she loves without having to earn it. he is so loud about how much smarter she is than him and you can see that she never quite knows how to handle that and i really genuinely love that. i LOVE that at her core she is so clearly a soft little girl who is perceived as harder than she is by the rest of the world and that becomes so layered thinking about how many little girls who aren’t white are robbed of their girlhood. are never really protected because the world assumes they’ll handle being dropped Just Fine.

[starkwlkr]

I love my wife | charles leclerc

in which the internet loves how much charles loves his wife (latina!reader)

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y/n.l/n brought my husband back to my home in mexico and now he doesn’t want to leave

charles_leclerc we’re staying and that’s final

landonorris but who’s going to take care of the kids?

y/n.l/n you can take care of yourself lando

landonorris I DIDNT MEAN ME I MEANT YOUR FUCKING DOGS THEY CHEWED MY RUNNING SHOES

charles_leclerc maybe you were being mean to them and that was their form of revenge

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charles_leclerc all good things must come to an end sadly. I enjoyed my time with my wife’s family in Mexico. They showed me around and I got to take beautiful pictures of my beautiful wife, here’s my two favorite ones. I love you, mi amor y/n.l/n ❤️

carlossainz55 did you bring me back something?

charles_leclerc i brought you a rock

y/n.l/n te amo mas mi guapetón ❤️💋

charles_leclerc I’m not sure what guapetón means but i know what te amo means and yo te amo

landonorris that’s the whitest shit I’ve ever seen

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translation

guapetón = handsome

freeing this from the drafts to cope with today’s race🧍🏽‍♀️

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

WIBTA for dropping a friend for being cringe? Obligatory "cringe culture is dead" or whatever people say to feel better about liking kids shows. I (22F) have this friend (21 NB), and we've been friends since high school. We're in college now. This friend of mine genuinely makes me cringe so much I don't think I can maintain this friendship anymore. At the time of writing this I've only been texting them to reply to anything they say, and even then it's a one word answer or an image at most.

They've always been cringe, but when you're a neurodivergent woc in one of the whitest states in the country, you take what you get in terms of friendship. Beggars can't be choosers or whatever. I don't know why I let the world let me think I'm a beggar though.

Anyways, It's a lot of things. They fucking dabbed, without a hint of irony, when I was walking up to them and I considered pretending I didn't know them and walking past. They have this comically nasal voice and are completely incapable of having an appropriate volume anywhere. Like fuck man how do you sound more autistic than me? Their style is so fucking ugly I feel sick looking at them sometimes. They're not dirty or smelly or anything but jesus fuck at least match a color. What I think broke the camel's back was going out to a movie with them. They would NOT shut the fuck up. Like goddamn fuck off I'm trying to enjoy the movie. Stop eating my fucking popcorn bitch. To their credit they did stop after I told them to. I feel embarrassed bringing them anywhere. My brother has asked me multiple times why I hang out with this individual, and I think this is what made me completely reconsider. He's neurotypical and more emotionally intelligent than me, and due to being younger will always keep it real with me, so I trust his judgment. I'm not an emotional person or anything so I can't say I feel much of a bond with people in the first place, so I don't feel bad ab potentially cutting this person off.

I realized I fall into this situation a lot as a neurodivergent woman of color, which is being friends with ugly white people I should know I'm too good to even look at. I've already had other friends tell me I'm too pretty to be seen with them. Objectively? They're right. I'd rather be friendless than interact with this bastard anymore. I've already dropped most of my former friends from before college for similar reasons.

What are these acronyms?

[ididdedurmom]

More evil head cannons

I have silly ideas about the gang after the event of the story, everyone lives, except Bob

PONY:

Has a thousand yard stare when he zones out

Has the loudest, most disgusting, mucus filled cough ever

Actually really good at drawing

Has drawn every member of the gang at least twice

Loves physical touch, he leans on his friends when their sitting next to him.

Actually screams during horror movies, like loud genuine screams

Loves play fighting with Darry, like full on wrestling

Steve taught him how to drive

He either walks like a ghost or stomps, there is no in between

He can play one song on the guitar, and that’s it

His legs are super strong, so his kicks hurt really bad

He would be better at track, but his smoking habits hold him back

He feels jealous of Soda and Darry because they had more time with their parents

He and Darry have matching reading glasses

SODA:

He says “I’m just a girl” anytime he gets in trouble

He has used his pretty privilege to get out of being arrested multiple times

Despite how handsome he knows he is, he still feels super insecure about his looks

He steals from the DX station constantly

He and Steve spend hours gossiping about their customers once both of their shifts are over

A dog bit him when he was a kid, now he’s deathly afraid of them

He loves physical affection, hugging him is the best way to cheer him up

Absolute candy addict

Candy is the #1 item he steals from the DX

He broke his dominant hand once, and now his handwriting is permanently ruined

He reads insanely slow and monotone when he reads out loud

He either sleeps like a rock, or wakes up from the slightest sound, there is no in between

He lives in his flannel, that thing hasn’t been washed in literal years

He suffers from middle child syndrome, he knows his brothers love him, but they don’t pay enough attention to him

DARRY:

He hates his jobs, he knows he has to go but he can’t stand them

All of his coworkers are old and they treat him like a child (which he’s kind of okay with in a way)

He loves watching cartoons but he feels like he’d be wasting his time

He sneezes like a dad

He wakes up at 4 am and works out immediately

Loves compliments and words of affection

Doing favors is his love language

He has the whitest legs ever, he’s all tan on the top and snow white on the bottom

His tan ends where his pants start

Small bits of his hair are grey, he doesn’t know

He has a fear of abandonment

He is insanely flexible for a man of his size, like he can touch the floor standing up with ease

He hit a dog with his car once and cried for 2 hours straight

He loves cuddling on the couch with his brothers, it helps him relax

He despises Curly Shepard, he’s civil with Tim, but he HATES Curly

When he comes home from his ski trips with his old friends, he actually looks his age

A woman once assumed he was Pony’s father, and it made him die inside a little

He can’t stand Mother and Fathers Day

He was mad at Steve when he found out he taught Pony how to drive

TWO-BIT:

He and Dally bond by harassing women

He has a box full of things he’s stolen

His slight alcoholism stems from his father

He let’s his sister paint his nails, and he shows them off proudly

He gets his nails painted before rumbles

He watches soap operas with his mother every night

He can play the trumpet

He has never purchased a pack of cigarettes, only stolen

He listens to metal

When he passes Johnny’s house, he has to actively stop himself from walking in and beating Johnny’s parents half to death, especially his father

Its not that he doesn’t want a job, I mean he doesn’t, it’s that he thinks he’d only mess up whenever they had him do

He constantly forgets to brush his teeth

Pop and beer are the only things he drinks, he doesn’t touch water

He religiously wears Mickey Mouse merch, you will never catch him in a plain shirt

Baby Pony and him got along really well, he was kinda like Pony’s goofy cousin

Two-Bit and Darry have been friends since they were little kids

Two has no plans for his future, and it weighs on him

He broke both of his elbows once

His teachers have kinda given up on him, they just treat him like a bother instead of a student

STEVE:

He messes up Pony’s hair every chance he gets

He uses the most hair grease out of everyone

He has had the same comb for 3 years

He constantly smells like oil

The underside of his nails are always black, no matter how much he washes his hands

He and Soda have matching scars from a shared failed attempt to climb a barb wired fence

He is terrified of the police

He and Soda make your mom jokes at each other, despite neither of them having mothers

His voice is scarily deep when he wakes up

He and Two-Bit have an inside joke no one in the gang understands

He, Soda, and Two-Bit all have matching stick and poke tattoos

He hates his father, and by extension the fathers of Johnny and Two-Bit

He and Dally don’t hang out much, but when they do they are absolute menaces

Dally and him steal cars and hub caps together

He is genuinely upset by the size of his nose

JOHNNY:

He’s dyslexic

His handwriting is atrocious

His best subject is math

He and the gang all picked out stickers to put on his crutches

He loves sleeping around his friends

His hands are rough

He can’t stand the smell of beer, unless it’s one of the gang

He and Curly hate each other for literally no reason

Pony has slowly been teaching him to read better

No matter how much grease he puts in his hair, it won’t stay back

He hates going out in public because people always look at him funny

He hates looking at his burn scars

He, Dally, and Ponyboy watch sunsets together

He either sleeps at the Cutis’s house, Two-Bit’s house, Steve’s (very rarely), or Dallas’s place.

He’s not allowed to sleep in the lot anymore

He has tons of freckles, you just can’t see them against his skin

He loves sleeping outside when he wants to

He never wants children, he’s to scared he’ll become his father

His pain tolerance is so high that sometimes he won’t even notice when he gets injured

He likes how defensive Dallas is of him, makes him feel confident

He smokes marijuana with Dally sometimes, he’s super anxious when they do though because he doesn’t want to get arrested

DALLY:

He will not talk about his feelings

The cops forced him to go to therapy, it didn’t fix anything

He is amazing at lying

The police know him by name

He hasn’t told the gang much about the past other than where he came from and that he doesn’t talk to his folks

Darry nicknamed him “Rat”

He actually feels bad when Darry yells at him

He gets sun burns very quickly

He has his own personal stench

He doesn’t want Johnny to end up like him

He cried for 3 hours straight when he found out Johnny was still alive, it is his most embarrassing moment

He chugs drinks insanely fast

He can’t read very well

He needs glasses but he thinks he’d look like a wimp if he had any

Even though he knows he could have an asthma attack from coughing to hard, he still doesn’t carry his inhaler

He was happy when he thought he was going to die

Then he woke up and had an epiphany about life, it didn’t do to much, but now he knows death isn’t the only option

He proudly shows off the burn marks on his arm

He loves pushing Johnny around in his wheelchair

He listens to outlaw music and Frank Sinatra

He loves horror movies

He toned down his bad behavior once he got out of the hospital, he’s still a dick though

That’s it or whatever. I hope you like them, I’m sorry if some of them don’t make sense. I’m just so silly. I apologize for my horrible grammar lol. Feel free to tell me some of your head cannons!! :D

[autistichalsin]

I CAN'T DECIDE WHAT MAKES MY HEART HAPPIER!

Halsin Silverbough?

Halsin being adored by his kiddos?

Halsin wilddshaping to entertain them and spending over half the day in bear form?

Halsin building an entire school with his bear bare hands?

Halsin getting scritches from the romanced player in wildshape?

Halsin (and romanced player) adopting owlbear who is delighted by this development, and laughing that he did promise the kids a surprirse?

Halsin telling his kiddos bedtime stories?

The player making a joke about wishing they knew they could get bedtime stories from Halsin, and Halsin responding that he would have tucked them in too?

The romanced player getting the chance to tell Halsin he's more than enough, that he should take more pride in his achievements, that he is WORTHY?

Halsin giving the player a whittled duck with a beautiful speech about how they're migratory animals but they always come back?

Halsin talking about how now that his trauma is healed/healing, he feels settled and like he doesn't roam so much, feeling like his roots can plant firmly?

Halsin talking about Thaniel and Oliver being delighted at all their playmates?

Halsin admitting he doesn't want to go back to the Grove nor be archdruid again, though he does correspond- and finds himself remembering that he forgot to find Tusks a mate and must rectify this immediately?

Halsin telling the lamest dad jokes?

Halsin dancing like the whitest dad ever?

Halsin talking about his musical tastes and how the bard likely wouldn't know the oldtimey tunes he enjoys?

Halsin's leather outfit?

BEING ABLE to hug Halsin and he tells you your embrace feels safer than any armor?

I COULD KEEP GOING YOU GUYS