#which one? idk

[drpoisonoaky]

Today I was talking about Kyoshi with my sister and she didn’t know who Rangi was or how she looks like. So something like this happened:

Me: She’s Kyoshi’s girlfriend/bodyguard and she has white fire.

Sister: Oh she’s cool. How she looks like?

*I showed her official art*

Sister: Wow, she looks a lot like Azula.

Me: Really?

Sister: Yeah.

Me: I don’t see it, they’re quite different plus her mother do lover her.

Sister: Okay, so less traumatized Azula.

Me: She’s a cannon lesbian.

Sister: Azula without internalized homophobia.

Me: She isn’t royalty.

Sister:

Me:

Sister: Is there a big fact about her that could destroy my “she’s a gayer and less traumatized Azula” statement?

Me:

Sister: That’s what I thought.

[queen-mabs-revenge]

ok but if everyone in entertainment goes on strike as they rightfully should, in order to show solidarity and not cross the picket line with any of the scab content you know these platforms are gonna put out, we really gotta pull a tumblr and resurrect some random show from the 70s and all group watch it week by week just to really drive the point home.

[youve-been-scugged]

You.

Me? You want me to scug myself?

Normally I would delete the extra scug requests after I already said on my pinned post that scug requests are closed, but this got a chuckle out of me.

You fool, you absolute dull-witted bug, i've been scugged since before this blog even posted! Just look at my profile picture!

... why do I hear threat music?

WHAT THE- HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE?!

ACK! GET THEM OFF! HELP!

*You hear triumphant "wawa" noises on the other end of the line. Looks like the iterator documenting the journey of the slugcats has been scugged after all.*

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

i wish that were me

Your Honour,,,,, this man is so touch starved,,,

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[inkskinned]

because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!

aren't you happy yet?

[ruushes]

companions re-classed part 3 - shadowheart 🌌🌚🌝

*shadowdancer isn't a 5e rogue subclass, it's a 3.5e rogue-based prestige class, but it suits her so well and when i played 3.5e as a kid i thought it was the coolest thing ever lol so i wanted to use it

karlach 🔥 wyll ⚔️

[hinamie]

make it vicious, take a stab

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

I am such a big Werewolf Stan advocate I had to jump on this particular train 🙏 (but I didn't really wanna commit to full line art, you guys understand)

Oh, and you guys aren't gonna believe this, but here's part two 🙌

[nocontextlestat]

[discarded-replica]

Unsorted mlp art I've made over the last few weeks :3c

[chloesimaginationthings]

Do you guys fuck with the FNAF books?…

[puppyeared]

renaissance dogys

characters belong to @canisalbus

[ashoss]

doodled some goobers

[isjasz]

🌖🌗🌘🌑🌒🌓🌖

(happy eclipse day yesterday🎆🎆🎆)

[frownyalfred]

"I'm gonna fuck your mom" "I'm going to get my adoptive billionaire dad to sleep with both of your parents and they're both going to fall in love with him and write you out of their will, fuckhead."

(Schoolyard threat from an unknown Wayne child, provided to the Gazette in March 2013. Bruce Wayne, responding via email, denied all allegations of an improper relationship and declared it "entirely spontaneous and consensual."

Mr. and Mrs. [redacted] could not be reached for comment, but court records indicate that Mr. [redacted] began divorce proceedings in April of 2013.)