#which is wrong

[getvalentined]

I've talked about this before but GOD DAMMIT, STOP DRAWING GENESIS AS THE LEAST SHAPELY OF THE FIRSTS

THAT MAN IS STACKED

He is, in fact, MORE STACKED than SEPHIROTH based on the respective curvatures of their chest harnesses!

Fun fact, this specific feature is based directly on Gackt, an actual human man who looks like this in real life:

Genetits Racksodos Appreciation Life.

[hatchiew]

I found this wav from a few months ago where I was attempting to holdback chhinkni sneezes. I say attempting because it did. not. work. It was just too tickly to holdback. I did do a lot of half stifles and stifles trying to hold them back so enjoy!

Contains: Lots of hitching, wet sounding sniffles, stifling, sneezing

I'm probably gonna start making wavs again soon, so feel free to send an ask or message with ideas and prompts!

[our-transgender-experiences]

so, yesterday, i got a pride flag ribbon pin thing!! its my, 3rd? pride related item (i have a rainbow keychain and had another identical ribbon, which i lost)

it was shaped like the disability ribbon, which i didn't like, so now its a weird little bow

[tinyalechardy]

Can I give Alec a bouquet of flowers and a cup of fresh brewed tea

Yeah he'll take that.

Except hes confused why you'd spend money on nice flowers for him

[guppyroar]

Guys, what is Gem's daemon's name?

[kari-go]

Is Gabriel in Miraculous Disaster?

Yep, he's a very minor character rn tho. He's mostly connected to Marinette (she kinda looks up to him) and Stephan (Sofia, she's his employee)

[spacey-png]

Thinking about how I’ll post something on my art account and be like “yeah! Here’s this doodle” like I didn’t spend 4 hours on it. God bless

[hereforyourdispleasure]

The urge to essay. It grows

[thoughts-of-a-heron]

haha one of my cats died even though i told my parents to take it to the vet because it was LITERALLY PEEING BLOOD AND HAVING TROUBLE BREATHING.

fucking hell.

[mistbornhero]

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[scribe-of-monsters]

I hate when my phone autocorrects things because 99% of the time it spells it wrong

[shythalia]

Satan doesn't punish people. God does.

[eruditetyro]

good morning let’s hear it for Mildly Cool Outside a round of applause for Mildly Cool Outside

[redsray]

the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

[flufflecat]

thinking about ford "human blood tastes better" pines

ford "i have been desiring blood more than usual" pines

stanford "was bitten by a fruit bat but still wrote the sentence 'i have been desiring blood more than usual'" pines

[thotly-thoughts-101]

College rant

Okay, I am writing this from my work event since I am here as the only props employee representative (faculty accepted me years ago but I think the theater majors are still a little apprehensive of me as an english major) but I wished to rant about some things. I am in an ancient European history class (it’s more Mediterranean buuuuut) and this one classmate had the audacity to say that guns were a sign of advanced civilization when the point in which we mark the beginning of the concept of guns is the 10th century in common era! Advanced civilization started before common era!