#which is like. everyone is drunk
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invinciblerodent · 11 months ago
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on a lighter note than most of today, I've kinda been amusing myself by thinking about which companion would be the best dancer, because there's definitely a case to be made for pretty much everyone
so far my thinking is that
- if it involves improvisation OR done as a Display, it's Wyll (incredible CHA and performance)
- if there's someone around to copy and/or one-up, it's Astarion (absurd DEX and acrobatics)
- if it's a slow number that doesn't involve a lot of moving around but DOES involve prolonged, intense eye contact, it's Gale (need I say it, he has proficiency in romance)
- if it's done in some tavern/at some party, with a crowd that's like one spilled beer from a bar fight, AND the goal is essentially to have loud, wild fun while feeling each other up, it's Karlach
but sound off
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gayness-and-mayhem · 2 months ago
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Father Mulcahy being a spin the bottle champion is something that's so important to me actually.
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steakout-05 · 11 months ago
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apologies to my followers who don't watch Star Trek but i still cannot get over the way Data enters the bridge in episode 2 of TNG after having just boinked Tasha. look at him. the style. the lean. the confidence.
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this is the fruitiest android i have ever seen!
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satellitesunset · 4 months ago
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I attribute the belief (that's mostly present on tiktok) that the story a song tells must be solely rooted in nonfictional events that occurrd to the songwriter to taylor swift. it's not only abt her strictly autobiographical approach (it's natural for your art to be derived from personal experience). but rather the the culture (that she created !); from speculations to who they're abt to. to attempting to work them into the story/timeline she constructed. that is det​ri​men​tal to music (and on a larger scale literature) analysis. it convinced most that is the norm and every record must be 100% based on a true experience.
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carlyraejepsans · 10 months ago
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i don't think I've ever enjoyed a birthday party with friends as much as today i am genuinely getting a bit teary eyed
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shunin-gumis · 1 month ago
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Designs of Happiness - Track A24
L4mps Main Story Translation
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Title: The Angel’s Identity
Characters: Toi, Netaro, Nagi, Daniel, Yodaka
Summary: The protagonist is surrounded by the Night Team members, who are completely drunk. Meanwhile,Toi shows off his surprising drinking skills and entertaining the customers around him.
Thank you aca @/463ce6, myun @/myuntachis Niri @/Niri_riri and jes @/arcanecrayonn for helping me with proofing!
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Netaro: I ammm learning SHO much about the human race… 
Location: Hakodate Daimon Yokocho Izakaya
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Netaro: Like this famoush fellow, Skurin Dadastar discovered a SNAIL on the back of a human cranium— 
Momiji: Okay, that’s kinda gross, so let’s stop right there…
Momiji: Mama, could I get— Wait, you can choose between raw or fried scallops!?
Momiji: Ohh, how do I pick… They both look so delicious…!
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Ryui: (Are they for fucking real– They’ve been stuffing themselves for three whole hours! When are they gonna fuck off already…!)
Netaro: Listen to meeeeee~~~!
Momiji: I’ll listen! But nothing that makes me want to puke, okay? 
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Yodaka: Why would you stop him? I find his topics to be very intriguing, I would love nothing more than to hear the continuation, indeed. 
Momiji: …So you’re drunk too, Yodaka-san. There’s something just a little off about your speech… 
Yodaka: Do you think so? If one does not understand themselves, they night… oh?
Netaro: Ahaha! So Youda can also get a little kooky! I think my head is light and spinny… *drool* 
Yodaka: Youda… When it comes to making nicknames, you’re the champion. 
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Nagi: By the way, Chief, are you listening to my story? 
Momiji: Oh, yes… 
Momiji: Something about how you keep finding one sock of a pair at the laundromat? 
Nagi: Yeah. So, normally people tie a pair of socks together and put them away, but that’s usually when you’re arranging your clothes in the closet. So I guess it makes sense for the pair to be separated when you put them in the wash. 
Nagi: But there’s no way you can survive with only one pair of socks, so I’ll tell you this story - Once upon a time there was a woman who owned a pair of woolen socks, and a pair of lace socks. One cold winter evening, she decided to visit the laundromat and— 
Momiji: (Ah… Nagi-kun’s monologue is making me feel even more tipsy…)
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Daniel: The gang’s turned into quite the sight to see. 
Daniel: I’ll just take my time and sip on mine… Mama, a refill please.
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Toi: …Phew.
Drunkard A: You’ve been downing those drinks like water there, angel boy! Woulda never guessed that cute face of yours belonged to a heavy drinker!
Drunkard B: How many’s it been now? I think he’s finished off one-shō bottle!
Toi: Hah, as if I could be satisfied by a mere bottle of liqueur. 
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Ryui: (That fucking bastard…)
Ryui: (Never gives a shit about Toi’s body, drinkin’ so fuckin’ much!)
Proprietress: It’s always been the case that the ones with the cute looks can hold their drinks… oh?
Proprietress: Where did the muddler that I was using go off to?
Toi: Look beside the basin. 
Proprietress: Huh? …Oh! It really is here.
Proprietress: Thank you for helping me. Oh dear, don’t tell me you were watching the whole time? 
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Toi: Kuku… I need not bother with such trifles. Here is some proof: The phone will ring soon. 
*phone rings*
Proprietress: Oh! I-It really rang… 
Drunkard A: Ooh, that’s some interesting trick there angel boy!
Drunkard C: Precognition? Now that’d come in handy at parties! 
Toi: How bold of you to treat me as some jester at a banquet. You dare to consider my power as mere child’s play? 
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Toi: Truly, so foolish that I cannot help but adore it.
Drunkard B: Huh~ Been meanin’ to ask, what’s up with the way you talk? It’s kinda impressive. Is that how all you folks from the mainland speak?
Toi: How about I use you for my next act? I will show you what it means when a human has their soul ripped from their bodies.
Drunkard C: Soul? Now you’re talking like some kinda devil! 
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Daniel: Ah… Sorry about him. Please just smile and nod to whatever he says. 
Daniel: He’s at that age you see… 
Drunkard: Ohh I get it. ‘Tis the season to walk silently and all that… 
Drunkard B: Ain’t that nostalgic~ I’ve got my dark history all recorded in some diaries back at home too.
Toi: You, the big oaf. What do you mean by “at that age?”
Daniel: Well, ya see… What I mean is… 
Daniel: Oi, is it okay for me to tell it straight to his face? What if he cries on me? 
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Yodaka: In that case, I’ll take responsibility and marry you for life… or treat you to a bottle?
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Netaro: Toiiii~ No, ‘nother Toi! It’s been a while since I last saw you!
Netaro: I am very much interested in you! Let’s be fwendsss~
Toi: I refuse. I am only fond of humans. 
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Nagi: !
Netaro: Bwahaha! Shoooo interesting~!
Drunkard A: No helpin’ it, this old man will bite the bullet. Ye see kid, you’ve got a disease. It’s called 8th grade syndrome. 
Drunkard B: Yeah, it’s like a cold you catch while going through puberty.
Elderly Lady: Everyone has a dark history like that, young boy. That’s how you grow up.
Toi: Hah! So now it’s a disease?
Toi: To see you scramble so as to make sense of what you can’t understand is so pitiful that it brings a tear to my eye. Truly, such a frivolous thought process can only be accomplished by you humans. 
Daniel: Toi’s really doubling down on that stuff, huh.
Toi: I shall explain in a way even you fools should be able to comprehend.
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Toi: I am the angel that will bring salvation to you humans. You may call me “Oshisha-sama.”
Netaro: …An angel? 
Momiji: Oshisha-sama? 
Toi: Well, I have been called by another name as well.
Toi: Such as “Astaroth.”
*Everyone pauses*
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Nagi: …Got it. So that’s what he’s going with. 
Momiji: It’s very impressively detailed. Your second name is really cool!
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Netaro: Angel… Along with “lonely,” this ish yet another concept that I fail to comprehend. Amaaaazing! Earth is so fascinating~ And EXCITING! 
Yodaka: Angel… Hope… Salvation… Hydrogen… Salt… Spring rolls… Shark fin… Wok… 
Daniel: Aight, I think you oughta pipe down, yer just makin’ this more confusing. 
Yodaka: Spatula… 
Momiji: Hahaha! 
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Netaro: Toi, ToiToi. From the moment I met youuu, I could sense you were a supernatural being that has power faaaar beyond that of a human! 
Netaro: Aaaand THAT’S why I’m soooo interested in you! Everything in this universe, aaaall of creation, must be explainable by science or logic. Otherwise, it is NOTHING! 
Netaro: Such is the way of my planet, and SO! You, an aaaangel, must be taken apart piece by piece and factorized so that I may verify your existence! 
Toi: …… 
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Nagi: Ah, that’s just his setting, yeah… 
Momiji: Huh, so Netaro-kun’s setting is that he’s come from space? 
Netaro: Yup! 
Momiji: Then maybe I’ll go with being an underground dweller! If possible, I’d like to be a God of Travel or something… 
Yodaka: Then… I shall be a police officer conducting an undercover investigation. 
Yodaka: Or perhaps a spy who is after state secrets might be fun too.
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Nagi: I’ll, uh, go for something safe, like a flower fairy.
Yodaka: Hm, but perhaps you should try picking something a little more absurd. Maybe then you could relate to being at “that age” too… 
Nagi: Oh, you’ve got a point… Hm… 
Daniel: C’mon, why’re you bustin’ yer balls over this crap? Just come up with somethin’ on the fly.
Daniel: Like, you survived a nuclear fusion, or you woke up from a cold sleep, or that you have a zipper on your back, or some bull like that. 
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Netaro: Have aaaany of you tried dancing on top of space debris? You can’t help but get addicted once you try it oooout! 
Daniel: Yeah, exactly. Just keep it light like that debris or whatever stuff he was goin’ on about.
Nagi: …I gotta go to the bathroom. 
Momiji: Ok, be safe outside! 
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Yodaka: I’m actually an office lady who used to get a measly salary but was reincarnated into another world, and due to circumstances beyond my control I’ve become a serial killer after being hit over the head with a spatula one night— 
Daniel: Hahaha! Damn, you’re getting good at this! 
Netaro: What surprised me moooost was the concept of male and female on this planet… 
Momiji: Hmm, for underground dwellers, it’d be the sun, right? I bet they’d cry after seeing the sun for the first time! 
Daniel: I’d go with medical development.
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Netaro: Hey hey, tell me, do angels have the concept of male and female too? 
Toi: …… 
Netaro: Tell meeee, what’s the definition of an angel? 
Toi: …… 
Netaro: Tell me tell me tell ME! Can angels die? 
Toi: …… 
Momiji: Netaro, maybe he hasn’t developed his setting that far yet, so try to dial back the questions… 
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Netaro: Are you really an angel? 
Toi: ……Kukuku.
Toi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Netaro: Woahhh.
Momiji: T-Toi-kun? 
Daniel: Dumbass, bein’ so loud will bother the others! 
Toi: …I was entertained for a fleeting moment, but now I tire of your rubbish. 
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Toi: Rejoice. I shall show you the real thing. 
Location: Hakodate - Daimon Yokocho
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Nagi: …… 
Nagi: (The moon sure is beautiful.)
Nagi: (...Has there ever been a night like this before, where I didn’t feel lonely?)
Nagi: (I have friends who’ll keep me company through the night now, along with good food and alcohol. I feel happy.)
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Nagi: (So, this is what you call a trip… It’s amazing. I want to stay in this moment for as long as I can.) 
Nagi: (I should probably give the Chief some flowers while I have the chance. It’s a good thing I packed some in my bag, then—)
*rumbling*
Nagi: Huh…?
Nagi: (What’s this sound? It started so suddenly… Like it’s coming from the very depths of the earth…)
*ground shakes*
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Nagi: W-Wha… Is this an earthquake?
Notes:
shō is a traditional unit of volume, approx. 1.8 litres
Yodaka makes a pun saying he'd take responsibilty and marry Daniel for life 一緒 (issho) or for a bottle 一升 (issho)
Astaroth, in demonology, is known to be the Great Duke of Hell.
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evilkitten3 · 1 year ago
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i know almost nothing about naruto but i love that orochimaru is the most genderfucked out of any fictional character ive ever heard of. what an icon tbh
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wuxian-vs-wangji · 4 months ago
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Did you *really* go to college if you didn't do this at least twice a semester?
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astrobei · 3 months ago
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me and abby are drunk together and we are at a drag show this is the best night of my life
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senseiwu · 9 months ago
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Does it piss anyone else off that barely anyone holds garmadon accountable for his actions and then they give people crap for being upset with him after he's hurt them
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areyousanta · 7 months ago
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My mom's "too old" to go to a concert. But not to old to walk a trail that spans and entire state for 2 months. Weird
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uygfiug · 3 months ago
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hi anna!!! for the ask game: 18 & 25 :)
hiya zip :)
18. do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens? i dont not believe in them, they could exist, they could also not exist, with the size of the universe there definitely is space for aliens, but life was such a coincidence here that idk
and ghosts, theres no way to know what happens after death. back in primary school we all believed the school was haunted though :) i think thats just bc it was literally a few containers stacked together
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kind of like this, but crappier, so things malfunctioned a lot, and there was a bit of space under the school that cats ran around in, so there was a lot of weird movement & noises & the walls were so thin you could hear people piss very very clearly :(( if you happened to be in the classroom next to the toilet, so you just heard a lot
25. fave season and why? spring! i like how alive everything is, many animals are trying to mate, so theyre being very loud & out there, the plants are blooming & everything is so so green. and its right after winter, which makes it even more awesome how alive everything is, its not too hot, but not too cold either :)
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somethingsomethingcomic · 1 year ago
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beware my wine rants
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mifhortunach · 8 months ago
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