#which i guess fair enough

[evermorepeyton]

maybe you would think so but no, they actually like each other that much

[quibbs126]

I’ve been trying to get Dark Choco, but so far no luck :(

I have gotten a couple of his Soulstones though

I will pour every new ticket I get into obtaining him until I do, I swear

But I did get his boyfriend, which I’ll take for now

[royaibrainrot]

Sometimes I hate that biblically accurate Roy always wears dress clothes. What if I am tired of saying he’s wearing slacks. What if I want to have fun.

[limeade-l3sbian]

Me, just a little lime, about to move on from elementary school to middle school. To both parents, I ask, "Can I wear a suit to my graduation?"

Dad: "No, suits are for boys."

Mom: "Limeade, do you know how much a goddamn suit costs? We'll get you some slacks or something. Ask me for a suit around your high school graduation. At least give me some time to save up for it."

[thegreatyin]

what is the reasoning for iron and A Certain Departed Master Of The Bazaar™ potentially being close btw? this is a genuine question. i'm curious to see people's take on this ship. go ahead give me the sales pitch

[daily-hanamura]

[non-plutonian-druid]

look guys i actually did some spirit designs

[ID: the Hargreeves' spirits in the Paranatural au - or at least, the five of them that are kids in this au.

Luther's is an ape that looks like his body from the comics. Diego's is a creature that looks a bit like a small porcupine. Allison's is a large snake with its mouth duct taped shut. Klaus' is a blue raccoon with three eyes and a pink tail, and Viktor's is based off of the White Violin from the comics, except its head transforms into reaching arms. End ID.]

sorry, the ID got REALLY long this time. that's a summary for anyone scrolling, theres a more detailed one under the cut!

[ID: Luther's spirit is labelled First Simian In Space: THE MARTIAN APE. He looks like the ape that supplied Luther's body in the comics, drawn in the paranatural style; blue, with one eye. He is wearing an astronaut helmet and sitting in a coin operated rocket ship that is much too small for it. He has transformed the world around him into a scifi martian landscape; cardboard standups with doors and lockers scribbled on them are the only indication of the real world. Luther is sprawled on the ground staring in shock, while the Martian Ape says "Y'know, you should totally just kill your dad".

Diego's spirit is a very small creature that looks a bit like a porcupine.

Panel 1: Diego holds his spirit in his hands and says, "So, what's your name?". His spirit responds "I am called..."

Panel 2: A caption appears; Projectile Extraordinaire: KRAKEN. The image is in full color, focusing on Kraken, which glowers cutely and shows off her spines.

Panel 3: The same shot as panel one, except Diego now looks very skeptical. He says "..." and then "Why." Kraken responds "It sounded cool."

Allison's spirit is a giant green snake coiled around a tree branch, with a pattern down his back that looks like open mouths.

The first two images are centered on Allison, who is scowling in both. Someone unseen says "It can force people to do things, honey!" and "It's too dangerous to leave you alone with it." and finally, "So we fixed it."

The final image is of the spirit. He is captioned Muzzled Mind Controller: THE RUMOR. His mouth has been duct taped shut. He does not look pleased.

Klaus' spirit is a blue raccoon with dark purple legs and a fluffy striped pink tail. It also has three eyes.

Panel 1: The large colored closeup of Klaus' spirit. It is captioned Mystical Conartist: THE SEANCE.

Panel 2: Klaus asks it "With a name like that, what's your power?" The Seance, its nose just high enough to fit into frame, replies, "Oh, I can sense ghosts"

Panel 3: Klaus looks supremely unimpressed. In the background, a ghost says "Hi" to Allison and Luther, and they say "Oh, hey" back.

Panel 4: Klaus asks, "Seriously?"

Panel 5: The Seance, viewed from above, says "Hey, I can sense them even when they're not visible! Like behind walls and stuff!"

Panel 6: The Seance adds "Also I can float." It is demonstrating, floating about eye level with Klaus and emitting a cloud of cyan spectral energy as it does so. Klaus looks more pleased with this and says "Okay, that one's pretty good."

Viktor's spirit is a Wight, a spirit so warped by rage and pain that it has permanently been changed, its spectral energy has become white, and has gained massive, devastating power. It looks a lot like the design of the White Violin in the comics, but it manifests too many or too few arms from where its head should be.

There are three images of it. In the first, it is kneeling. It has manifested six arms in varying degrees of completeness, and all of them look sad.

In the second, the matter of its head has split into many small pieces that almost look like parts of mouths, save for two clawing hands. It screams, in the Wight spirit language from Paranatural, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME.

In the third, the largest, its knees buckle as it stands and manifests one reaching hand. It is captioned Violent White: THE WHITE VIOLIN. End ID]

[floral-alchemist]

💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?

for dungeons meshis please

Hello my beloved partner, thank you for the ask!! <3

So, I have a bit of a confession to make. I ship Laios x Marcille--but only in the Golden Country.

Marcille is seen in the fandom largely as two things: the Complainer, and Falin's soulmate. While neither is wrong, I don't think she can really be both of these at the same time.

Marcille is, ultimately, a character who wants. She wants decent food. She wants Falin to return to the school. She wants her friends to outlive her. She wants Donato back.

Falin is the antithesis of this. Where Marcille has a foot in both Elven and Gnomish magic, Falin falls squarely on the Gnomish side. Instead of constructing a perfect dungeonarium, she fills her jar with the perfect conditions to let a dungeonarium construct itself. And when she finds her life is at its end, Falin accepts this, and simply does what she can to send her friends to safety.

Laios, on the other hand, has a lot of desire. He wants to eat monsters, for one. But more than that, he wants to exert his will upon the concept of monstrosity. In the back of his book he has sketched out his idea of what a perfect monster would be, and he fantasizes about designing a dungeon's economy to make most efficient use of its monsters.

He isn't static, of course. At its heart, the story tries to interrogate desire, and asks whether desire is an okay thing to have, and if/in what ways it is different from love. Falin loves spirits, and Laios loves and desires monsters, and ultimately he must grapple with the difference between those two things.

If Marcille grows, if she separates her desire from her love and weighs the two against each other, then she will have gone through her character arc and come out the other side a foil to Falin. But if she doesn't grow, if she doesn't change, if she spends eternity stagnating, Laios makes the most sense.

He is the default option, isn't he? They are the leading man and woman, and that's how these things usually go. The idea of never losing your loved ones is not so far off from the idea of a monster so perfect it can never be defeated. They do seem interested in each other in the Golden Country too. She blushes at his compliments, he uh.. is reminded of her by talk of milk. And they do have interpersonal chemistry--in fact it's the driving force of the series. And all it would take for Marcille to have a perfect happy eternal life with Laios is to not grow as a person, to keep her flaw of always always always wanting.

So Marcille complains, and that is her fatal flaw, which she must overcome in order to love things as they are, while she still can. And when she does this she will become Falin's soulmate and ideal partner. But before they can make a good couple Marcille must accept--and love--Falin for the precious mortal human she is.

[e-adlirez]

“I’m gonna give you a chance to run, and go tell every single person who you know about what just happened today. I want you to tell Rat, I want you to tell everybody. This… this is what I’m capable of now.”

Crappy drawing I made as quickly as I could, I dunno exactly all the lore in the Content SMP but one too many @doctor4t videos has done this to me and my curiosity—

c!Lux belongs to @luxintrus and c!Blake belongs to @winsweep

[mozart-the-meerkitten]

me: okay so I'm writing a Wingfeather Saga/Dragonkeeper movie crossover. but what about the Dragonkeeper book? what do I cross that over with?

chaotic part of my brain: the HTTYD books

me:... okay, but-

chaotic brain: Hiccup trying to understand Danzi's dialect of dragonese

me: oh my gosh you're right that's hilarious

I'm imagining this going like:

Ping: Oh, so you can understand Danzi too?

Hiccup: Well... yes... but he has the weirdest dialect I've ever heard in my LIFE.

Meanwhile Danzi and the Wodensfang are discussing these small chosen children they now have to look after and how the world has changed in the thousands of years they've lived

and then:

Hiccup: Oh yeah, I had a dragon stone I had to keep safe too. It turned out to have the power to destroy all the dragons.

Ping: wait- DANZI IS THAT WHY YOU WANTED ME TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT?! DANZI!

Hiccup, hearing how Danzi instructed Ping to take care of the stone: ohhh, no, nope that is, um, that is a dragon egg. that's definitely a dragon egg.

Ping: IT'S AN EGG?! DANZI WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME

(and truly that is the question. why DON'T you tell her, Danzi, stop getting mad at her for not taking care of it, she literally thinks you have an unhealthy attachment to a ROCK, not ONCE have you told her it's a dragon egg. this would LITERALLY fix all your miscommunication errors.)

[fusionsprunt]

Hunter what the FUCK-

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[eonars]

Why do so many people go like welp this is 30 I guess! and then describe a Saturday night that would leave me actively suicidal like girl it's 30 not 70 what do you meaaaaaaannnnnnn

[loverlylight]

Me, age 16, reading Ranma 1/2 and observing a character switch between genders: Wow, such a great manga, obviously this doesn't resonate with me at all!

Me, age 32, genderfluid: Okay yeah this tracks

[deputyrook]

I’m in such a bad mood rn I gotta log off before I start picking fights on random posts lol

[rookflower]

it would have been more interesting for ivypool to have a relationship with one of the dark forest trainees. i liked that she was a female character with an arc not tied to romance but if they were going to pair her off eventually i'd rather it be with someone that she would have shared history and connection with. breezepelt would've been an interesting partner choice imo? since he was such a major supporting character + their dynamic after antpelt's death would've been pretty angsty. only problem would probably be their age gap but she would be an adult during their major interactions and it's technically less egregious than canon fernivy's lol.

maybe... never really been big into ivypool shipping, i'd never really considered breezeivy and i'm not sure i like it but idk what i'd do instead other than having ivypool stay single. i think i would appreciate a fernivy-esque dynamic way way more if instead of an obligatory romance it was them just establishing a friend for her- warrior cats doesn't do a lot of thorough platonic relationships but i think it would have been nice to see connections like that established for a character after their arc is complete and carry a lot less of the baggage of surprise heterosexual marriage with kids. she kind of had a friend in oots with blossomfall but i've not read that in aaages and i think for it to satisfy that blossomfall would have to be a way more interesting or likeable character (NOT saying she had to be wholesome sweet lovely, she's fine as mean, i just don't find her very engaging, especially since she doesn't really develop and instead just fades into a background conservative with her own controversially-chosen husband lol). i think it would be nice if she established more connections with ex-dark forest trainees regardless tho. not necessary tho, i do find the isolation and self-sabotage in her character pretty interesting, just preferred as an alternative to suburban mum time

[whitestopper]

I feel like another disadvantage of Elle's new school is that it's one without school uniform for Sixth Formers (Y12-13, or 16-18 year olds). For anyone who wasn't sure, there are three varieties of Sixth Form dress codes in the UK:

Official school uniform (possibly different to younger year groups)

Smart/smart casual - one friend went to a school where the students had to wear blazers/suits but outfits could be personalised from there

Non-regulated - basically from a suit to T-shirt and jeans, it was free game (usual 'avoid showing skin' rules typically applied)

Elle clearly has type 3 in contrast to the other characters, who have type 1. And while Heartstopper is better when it comes to Dawson Casting than most other shows (Brown was the oldest of the squad at 22 when S1 filming wrapped up, and Walser was an exception at 26), Elle's fashion is usually more mature with her showing more skin than what is usually considered 'acceptable' for her age (Elle's mother even says so in S2E2) - in fact comparing Finney's Instagram page to comic!Elle, who often opts for looser clothing and rarely shows her shoulders let alone her midriff, it's hard to deny that Finney's image didn't influence tv!Elle, especially when you compare S1 vs S3 (consider her larger, less form-fitting coats in S1 to her crop tops and tighter dress in S3 - she dresses warmer for Charlie's indoor birthday in April than for some of her outings in December).

All this is not to shame teenagers who show skin or to claim it is unrealistic - I was a teenager who owned a crop top and so did many of my peers (though a smaller proportion actually wore them at school). It is complicated having a developing body and trying to reconfigure your relationship to clothing and self-perception, and this doubly applies for trans teenagers, nearly of whom have to deal with gender dysphoria.

However, it can be hard to remember that you are meant to be watching Elle and not Finney herself, and I think this slightly undercuts how insidious the radio interview actually is. Because it's not just 20 year old Finney who's skipping uni or clocking out of her job just to be subjected to transphobia (which would be horrible on its own), it's meant to be 16/17 year old Elle who's missed school for this. I think having her in school uniform would've helped emphasise that this is someone who isn't even an adult having to defend herself against transphobes with no warning.