#where's the goddamn timeline

[fuck-i-like-too-much-stuff]

The Umbrella Academy Season 4 makes me so grateful that im back on AO3.

[danvillecheese]

the thing about a three way crossover is that the mml one was already so jam-packed with characters that plot points got cut and it was a hodgepodge of an episode and it was ending a story arc and also trying to squeeze in characters from pnf at the same time. imagine adding a third show full of characters to it could you even imagine the chaos

[herebecritters]

gesthu x hopps real?🥺

Uh…

Hopps belongs to @ickyguts

[silverspadesss]

another thing i can’t stop thinking about is the fact that if lucian was an agent for king egmund before the collapse of the kingdom as the game suggests (as well as going on to play whatever part he ended up playing in the civil war) then he would have been no older than 24. which probably means he got into that world even younger, maybe at 21 as soon as he graduated and the gap in his records begins, maybe even as a teenager being introduced to that world and working his way up the ranks. and that is wild to me. i need to know everything.

[angelstrawbabie420]

grief will have you saying shit like goddamn and fuck maybe the abuse was worth it

[magentagalaxies]

always found this little parallel between how scott speaks about buddy cole vs danny husk fascinating:

(top quote is from this 2017 vulture interview, bottom quote is from paul myers' 2018 book "one dumb guy")

'he's smarter than me. braver than me. he's better than me'' vs ''danny may not be the smartest or the bravest but he's a very decent man''

[artbyblastweave]

Crisis on Two Earths is canon to the DCAU. To me

[0dotexe]

2 months ago, last month, today.

Progressssss

[flowerflamestars]

Effloresce snippet

Whatever they were doing, they’d been out there all night- warrior’s sworn to her family, recklessly pulled from one nation to another- they were there on the ground, absolutely motionless. Had held the same positions for so long she could see dew, gathering across the folding shape of a battalions worth of wings. Weakness, it was pure weakness to wish Cassian with her, but Nesta felt it. Longed to turn from this newest disaster, whatever it was, see his eyes bright despite everything. There had never been room for weakness in her life. Nesta dropped her skirt, velvet settling audible on the grass, stopped before the only member of this party whose name she knew. She’d learn them all- she would, hated that she had not already. “Captain.” He did not look up. Move, those great verdigris wings drawn down so tight Nesta would have expected entrapment were they anywhere else. “It has been my honor,” Koram announced, fist over his heart white-knuckled, “To serve your house, my lady.” “It has been our honor to call you Archeron,” Nesta’s mouth answered, numb. Ritual and rote. When no reply came, she continued. “We do not penalize contracts broken. Not for this. If you wish to leave and join the rallying of the army in the mountains. To”- Clear, distinct, Kali, a full arms length of constant presence away, sucked in a breath. From above, it was easy to see the muscle, jumping on Koram’s jaw. “We would die here, Lady Archeron. With some honor left.” It took too long, seconds, to understand it was a plea. A genuine question of mercy. Nesta shook her head. “No one is dying. No one else. You never have to go back to the Night Court’s armies, as far as I’m concerned.” No wind, no air, no answers, until Kali risked that closer step, not even the beads of her braids chiming together. “Lady Archeron, if I may?” Her head hurt. Her heart, her throat, her damned leg- it hurt to stand here and it infuriated her not to know what the hell was happening. Nesta seized her dragging dress again. “Yes, this way.” It was no comfort, to breathe in rosy mist, the transplanted green scent of a hundred continental plants in a garden her grandmother had never gotten to see. “What are they doing?” Surprise looked cataclysmic on the older woman’s face, starker for the rippling tattoos along her hairline. “Waiting to die.” The books had left out too much. “Why?” Kali blinked, and after a moment, settled into a posture Nesta hatefully could not fail to recognize as familiar, three seconds of motion away from Cassian’s formal salute. “They lost two of their charges, my lady. Two girls.”

[sallymew4]

i want them to be happy

not a SINGLE canonical timeline do they get a happy ending

cant BELIEVE THIS

anyways

passes out

[ihavedonenothingright]

The more I see people trying to argue that the Zonai are actually the original founders of Hyrule, the more I wish TOTK never existed. Or the "oh the other games (especially OOT) are just false retellings of the "original history" which was Zonai." I genuinely can't imagine being so damn invested in the underdeveloped goat people you would rather retroactively turn your other game experiences into lies.

[thatboxylady]

EVERY time a solar company solicitor walks past all three of my very obvious no soliciting signs (one of which is RIGHT ABOVE my doorbell), to do the one thing all my signs tell them EXPLICITLY not to do, I trudge ever nearer to becoming a violent person.

Soon I will have enough stored anger in me to lunge out my front lanai window, face first through the glass, to bite every freak who so much as looks at my mother FUCKING doorbell who is not

this is a psa not to come near my house if I do not know you thanks <3

[just-spacetrash]

🦾

[cephalog0d]

Me: I'm not going to keep reading Gotham War as it releases, I'll just wait until it's over and just get angry once at the end instead of being angry every week.

Also me: *does not do that, keeps reading the garbage fire, keeps getting angry*

[hereforyourdispleasure]

"Ben looks like S1 Klaus!" "Everyone's brushing over that Diego looks like S1 Klaus!" EVERYONE LOOKS LIKE S1 KLAUS. I LOOK LIKE S1 KLAUS. KYLIE MINOGUE LOOKS LIKE S1 KLAUS. A DOG ON THE STREET LOOKS LIKE S1 KLAUS. BABES IT'S NOT HARD TO LOOK LIKE S1 KLAUS OFC THEY LOOK LIKE S1 KLAUS

[solradguy]

The FNAF movie trailer reminded me that you used to be able to smoke inside Chuck E Cheese without any consequences