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The Herald & The Souls of Zaun 💀 (based on Hiremy-Hirschl’s Souls On The Banks of the Acheron)

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thank you for joining us this evening. here we observe me as i’m starting to read a really good character analysis about the umbrella academy.

it’s looking really good so far as it’s from an account i’ve never seen before. i follow them and continue reading, before … oh god. please, no. it slowly transitions into five x lila or harcest.

naturally, we then reach the part where i scream at glass-shattering frequencies, instantaneously and furiously block the blog owner, throw my phone out the window into oncoming traffic, and burst into flames after lighting myself on fire

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Um anyway, I hope everyone knows I'm actually still twiddling my thumbs and giggling about K, Darian and Mark lore. I don't care if people have long past figured everything out, I just have thoughts, their're up her 🧠👈

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U ok though?

Probably not- my flatmate hangs out with their friend 24/7 and doesn't notice when they've not seen me for days aka I could very easily die in my room and nobody would notice for at least a few days, and my course has gone to shit to the point where I've been told to instruct my lecturers how to lecture properly, seminars are exhausting because of one person who keeps interrupting everyone because they think the lecturers love them, and I accidentally pushed myself into burn out with spending days straight doing assignments only, all of this hitting my depression really hard

But I got to research pirates of the caribbean today, and soon I get to show up to the Sherlock Holmes lecture with a room full of BBC sherlock fans. Which in itself will be a nightmare, but maybe free therapy if I tell the repetitive interrupter that their favourite series is shit. Then it's A Christmas Carol time! 😎🤙

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I fear I giggle harhar too much when I'm explaining something to a friend and they're like 😨 that's so horrible. Like actually yeah hold on 1 sec, that old man throwing a chair at me and saying it was my fault wasn't very care bears mlp friends is magic core, you're so right

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Girl you're telling me Viktor Arcane (smash) in the intro (smash) has phantom of the opera (smash) imagery AND mask of many faces (smash) AND NO PEANTUS

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I hope you've been alright

You wouldnt believe it if I told you but I'm going to tell you anyway:

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churchofbayonetta:

oldroots:

oldroots:

oldroots:

my fave SCP is Geoff who is basically a regular guy who doesnt even work at the SCP foundation but just happens to keep wandering into high-security parts of the building by accident somehow and escapes containment the same way

like it says its an SCP on probation because they cant prove if he has some supernatural power or if hes just a guy who knows all of the passwords to the SCP foundation

I think my favorite part are the transcripts

“Commander Price: Alright people, it’s go time! I want suppressing fire on this thing NOW! Neptune squadron, hit it with everything you’ve got! If this thing gets one claw to the surface, then—

SCP-008-J: Hey, I remember you!

Commander Price: (Exasperated and enraged) FUCK!

SCP-008-J: Can you help me out? I’m a bit turned around. I’m trying to get to Grays Street.

Commander Price: WE’RE 3,000 METERS UNDER THE FUCKING OCEAN!

SCP-008-J: (Produces smartphone) Well that explains why my map won’t load.

Commander Price: WHO THE FLAMING CHRIST ARE YOU!?

SCP-008-J: Geoff, remember? Hey, are you on Facebook? I feel like I keep running into you! We should be friends!”

Geoff is tormenting this poor commander for no reason.

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Just read the most delicious Jekyll and Hyde academic article on hidden homosexualities but I'm going to repress it from you

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hmmm

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Lecturer just said The Creature relates to Adam because of the quote "I ought to be thy Adam". It's on sight. I will explode you on sight

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there’s something so haunting about watching scenes with five when he’s actually thirteen.

like, the flashbacks to before he time-traveled or when he was freshly dropped into the apocalypse.

the entire series, he’s supposed to look like that same damaged but not yet broken thirteen year-old, but he’s not. he’s the traumatized, lonely old man that we know and love. we don’t really know young five.

we know things about him. we know he was extremely stubborn and intelligent. we know he was distant but considerate, and that he wanted to prove himself to reginald more than anything.

but we never really learned who he was. and neither did five.

sometimes i wonder if he mourns the loss of his youth. of his curiosity. of his naivety and convenient stubbornness.

how could a kid grow into a stable man in a crumbling, apocalyptic hellscape?

the answer is, he can’t. so he never did.

he may look like he knows what he’s doing, like he’s got it all figured out, but he’s more lost than anyone in the series. he’s never had a moment to breathe. he never got to figure out who he was or wanted to be.

so he carries his young self around in his head like a rotted corpse, pretending it’s not there in an effort to stay focused in a situation that calls for urgency.

but his young self never escapes him. he may have physically gotten older. he can still feel the scratchiness of his mustache and hear the sloshing of water as innocent blood runs off of his body and into his drain. he may have had more wrinkles and scratches and scars to count, but he’s still the same naive child who disappeared out of spite.

he knows he is, and he hates himself for it.

he hates the stupid, senseless kid who ran off without a plan or the brains to make sure he knew how to handle his abilities before throwing caution to the wind. he started hating himself the moment he smelled charred bodies and burning buildings for the first time, the moment he knew that smell would never fully leave him.

and it doesn’t.

and neither does the thirteen year-old runaway.

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Just saw a mouse in the library wtf was dude doing in the marine biology section

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PRISONER 24601

Trick or trick

AND IM JAVERT

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Trick or trick

AND IM JAVERT

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I never got into underverse lmao

Can't believe you weren't a fan of child abuse ft skeletons. Loser talk honestly