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hmmm

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Lecturer just said The Creature relates to Adam because of the quote "I ought to be thy Adam". It's on sight. I will explode you on sight

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there’s something so haunting about watching scenes with five when he’s actually thirteen.

like, the flashbacks to before he time-traveled or when he was freshly dropped into the apocalypse.

the entire series, he’s supposed to look like that same damaged but not yet broken thirteen year-old, but he’s not. he’s the traumatized, lonely old man that we know and love. we don’t really know young five.

we know things about him. we know he was extremely stubborn and intelligent. we know he was distant but considerate, and that he wanted to prove himself to reginald more than anything.

but we never really learned who he was. and neither did five.

sometimes i wonder if he mourns the loss of his youth. of his curiosity. of his naivety and convenient stubbornness.

how could a kid grow into a stable man in a crumbling, apocalyptic hellscape?

the answer is, he can’t. so he never did.

he may look like he knows what he’s doing, like he’s got it all figured out, but he’s more lost than anyone in the series. he’s never had a moment to breathe. he never got to figure out who he was or wanted to be.

so he carries his young self around in his head like a rotted corpse, pretending it’s not there in an effort to stay focused in a situation that calls for urgency.

but his young self never escapes him. he may have physically gotten older. he can still feel the scratchiness of his mustache and hear the sloshing of water as innocent blood runs off of his body and into his drain. he may have had more wrinkles and scratches and scars to count, but he’s still the same naive child who disappeared out of spite.

he knows he is, and he hates himself for it.

he hates the stupid, senseless kid who ran off without a plan or the brains to make sure he knew how to handle his abilities before throwing caution to the wind. he started hating himself the moment he smelled charred bodies and burning buildings for the first time, the moment he knew that smell would never fully leave him.

and it doesn’t.

and neither does the thirteen year-old runaway.

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Just saw a mouse in the library wtf was dude doing in the marine biology section

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PRISONER 24601

Trick or trick

AND IM JAVERT

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Trick or trick

AND IM JAVERT

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I never got into underverse lmao

Can't believe you weren't a fan of child abuse ft skeletons. Loser talk honestly

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Videoessay on how ink sans was the perfect incarnation for neurodivergeant kids

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at least we’re getting an ending (article)

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idc if it's not a person. if your icon is a sunrise, you're a sunrise now.

poll about swapping with prev's icon here

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self indulgent star stimboard to start off this blog! ✨ hope you all enjoy~ 💖

🌠 🌃 🌠 🌃 🌠 🌃 🌠 🌃 🌠

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Never feel like you're not doing enough. Okay? If I'm being honest, I'm both envious and proud of you for how far you've come in life and I can only hope to catch up to you one day. You're doing what you can in the midst of a chaotic point in time, and that's always going to be enough. I and everyone else'll be here for you if you need us. - You probably already know who this is.

Sorry it took a day to answer I caught 7 diseases yesterday (can you guess which?). Thank you, I can probably guess who it is

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anyone else think it's kinda fucked up that the wise men went to little baby jesus and brought him a frankenstein. really scary

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I called my mom today because she called to see if I was alright while I was busy. I told her about everything that’d happened lately and none of them are in my control and she offered to update my CV and buy me a Halloween costume and a food delivery but I declined and wanted to cry to her about feeling like I’m never doing enough honestly what a day 💀

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Fun phrases you can use to the detriment of everyone around you:

"This vexes me." Use this in response to anything negative said about you. The more you use it, the better. "That haircut isn't working, man." "This vexes me." "...What?"

"I'd press L2 at the precise time, parrying the [X]." Use this in response to any hypothetical. "What would you do if your best friend flirted with you?" "I'd press L2 at the precise time, parrying his flirt." "W- What the fuck are you talking about?"

"This is so sad, can we get 50 likes?" Use this in response to any complaints. Much funnier if you use it in realspace. "Me and my girl had a fight. No idea how I'm gonna make it up to her." "This is so sad, can we get 50 likes?" "What the fuck is wrong with you?"

"It's because of the Ritual." Use this in response to any question regarding the cause of something. Never explain what "the Ritual" is. If anyone asks, say "Don't worry about it!" And smile. "Ugh, why can't anyone here be good at their jobs!?" "It's because of the Ritual." "...What's the Ritual?" "Don't worry about it! =)"

"That's what they want you to think!" Use this in response to anyone stating any facts. "I just landed a new gig." "That's what they want you to think!" "What? Who's 'they'?" "..." "What the fuck?"

PS: Don't do this to anyone who isn't, like, a close friend you're comfortable fucking with. You will get ousted if you do.

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SUMMARY: A corrupt young man retains his youthful beauty through a mysterious special painting, which begins to reveal his age and depravity itself.