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#discworld#gnu terry pratchett#meme#discworld meme#created by yours truly#thud!#the watch#summoning dark#sam vimes#vimes#young sam#where's my cow
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Pov: you're a deep downer about to get wrecked
#thud#discworld#sam vimes#terry pratchett#fan art#abd mad that my library only has a few of the audiobooks#where's my cow#i just read thud#the 4th discworld book I've read#and the first time that i met Sam vimes (outside of brief mentions)#and i am very normal about this and not at all obsessed#still screaming with delight about this scene#and every other time sam goes fullout wrathful protective dad#absolutely in love with this character#and sad that my library only has a few of the audiobooks#also this was my first time drawing with paint markers
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Aha, I have been dropped in a small rural village, this will be easy!
Let me just head out on the main road till I get to the fields of livestock...

That's not a cow.

These are also Not Cows.
Oh look, there's the next village, I wonder what they farm there?

COWS?
The rules of the game are simple:
You go to geoguesser
You set it to world map
You go through locations, through multiple games, driving around those locations
Until you see a cow
When you find a cow, you win
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The fact that a book with a name like 'Thud!' is at once an excellent statement on the futile foolishness of racism and passed-on hatred, a fantastic mystery novel, one of the best stories that follows a new father as he navigates the divide between his work and his obligation to his young boy, and also possessed of a climactic sequence of berserker violence that can make me cry and is legitimately hard to me to get through EVERY TIME is a testament to the skill and craft of Terry Pratchett.
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your fursona is one of the cutest on the whole website
WRONG all fursonas on this website are cute and to prove it i impulsively drew a few that came to mind
(tags under the readmore)
left to right, starting at the top row + goin across then down
@feybeasts (dragon) @kimskam (cow) @vonkarn (dragon) @punkitt-is-here (unicorn) @krisispiss (wolf) @wolfertinger666 (bunny) @soft--dogs (doggy) @skunkes (skunk) hi hello i hope it's alright i drew your sonas i adore all of y'alls work <3
#+ one ponysona bc star mangolia has a RLLY cute design and ive wanted an excuse to draw her lol#mspaint mouse doodlie#skunk#bunny#dog#dragon#cow#pony#fursona#furry#mspaint#my art#no but Actually thank you :0] it means a lot to me tht people like cow#uah#nervous to post this from some weird admirer of all ya'lls art pov as if im not also an artist with a following. hi#if you saw the version where i forgot smunkers face markings no you didn't
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Sauron: Aha, who is now in possession of the One Ring? A common soldier? Perfect; they will be tempted by dreams of conquest, wealth and power! But... wait, what is happening? Why is the tempation not affecting them? What sort of lowly human could possibly resist my power?
Sam Vimes, chucking the One Ring into the fires of Mount Doom before striding off to get home before 6pm: Bloody stupid piece of jewelery-
#sam vimes#discworld#lord of the rings#lotr#crossover#when a discworld character appears in something else they bring discworld's rules with it#the one ring corrupts all who possess it? well sam vimes already dealt with a maleficient evil entity from the dawn of time so no biggie#technically he knows it's giving him visions of power etc but he is Ignoring That because it's time to read where's my cow to young sam#because Some Things Are Important
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the other thing about being disabled in academia is everyone is like "yeah we can't do much about the buildings they're old :/" as if "old" being a synonym for "inaccessible" isn't just a constant reminder that the people who built the school did not imagine that someday someone like me might study there
#mod felix#obviously there's some stuff that's way more accessible with like. electricity. like. i can get to the second floor. for example#but like. it's still possible to have. for example. ramps. if you as a culture value disabled people and their work#i miss when i was at a school where 'these are old buildings' meant 'these buildings were built for cows instead of people'#rather than 'these buildings were built for students just not students like you'#and of course this is another one that applies to many marginalized groups and like. many groups more than disabled people#in the sense that like. my school was also built to explicitly exclude people of color. for example#but i speak from my own experience and my own experience is characterized by ableism more than anything else#but like . again if you read this and you're like 'this feels like it applies to me in ways unrelated to disability'#well it probably does.
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acted his ASS off
my god i get chills just thinking about these two episodes. holy shit omar epps you are forever and ever so talented
#also the scene where he’s talking to his dad#lord knows i will ball my eyes out#i actually haven’t watched house in months i’m still on season 3#but i’m cleaning out my camera roll and i found this and realized i never posted it lmao#i just genuinely wanted to call attention to this shit because holy cow rent was due#house md#house#greg house#dr house#james wilson#dr wilson#omar epps#dr foreman#eric foreman#malpractice md#hate crimes md#hatecrimes md
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Let him frolic
#you know those videos where cows are let out in spring for the first time after winter? listen#think abt how long it's been since he saw grass btwn the dungeon and the void#characters experiencing joy/softness/freedom again just means a lot to meeeee 😭#idk if I'm totally happy w/ his shape here but when am I ever lmao#ungulates look so ROUND when they lay down and they're on their side that's what I was going for eue#gonna draw self-indulgent art of this elk monster having a good time forever ok ty#centaurworld#the nowhere king#my art
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May your day go soft and pink!
#discworld#gnu terry pratchett#meme#discworld meme#created by yours truly#the watch#thud!#vimes#sam vimes#young sam#where's my cow#fathers day#holiday
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ngl one of Rick Riordan's weirdest choices was not having Blitz and Hearth be married. like Richard they're married, they have more chemistry and are more natural and at ease with each other than almost any other Riordanverse characters, they're not made for each other's environments but they both have ways to get around it when they need to and they're both more comfortable mentally in Midgard's middle ground anyway, they're outcasts in their societies, they see the strengths and beauties in each other that nobody else does
literally in every way they're the couple ever
#I feel like this is one of those ships where I don't even need authorial acknowledgement#I feel that by writing them Like That he voided any such prerogative on his part in perpetuity throughout time and space#(also I thought the thing with the cow elf girl was stupid)#(blitzstone was right there and she was inconsequential by comparison)#(she was cute don't get me wrong but I can only accept her as a friend)#magnus chase#mcga#magnus chase and the gods of asgard#riordanverse#rick riordan#blitzen#hearthstone#blitzstone#girl I cannot spell that#had an error screen in my brain trying to figure out what letters I was mixing up lmaooo#martianbugsbunny ships
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she’s her idiot
#amphibia#anne boonchuy#marcy wu#marcanne#my art#amphibia art#no but strawberry milk does come from pink cows#that’s just true#you can’t deny that#literally where’s your proof#exactly#nothing#you have nothing#anyways
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how it feels to read chapter 14 but still have to do event dailies afterwards
#gotta put on my big boy cow hat and get my rules-07-08 done while chugging my expiring energy potions#YES me getting emotional staring at rei and garu just CONTEMPLATING together#old fox only being a mild menace. like an intrusive thought rather than a front and centre megaphone screaming menace#gotta respect.... the solemnity.........#holds tightly onto garu during chapter 14 and swaps to the event where i hold onto garu for different more lighthearted reasons#desert of dusk#nu carnival#nu carnival eiden#nu carnival garu#nu carnival rei
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cozy cow comforts ... 🧸💕
#feat. my husband enjoying a jumbo xxxl cow plush hehe#gonna make a follow up piece where he's plushies and cow is hugging him :\]#i've gotta draw more plushies. i get the itch every now and then and usually deny it for Other Art but clothing folds and stuffing weight...#so so relaxing to draw#my art#furry#anthro#fursona#furry fandom#oc#furry art#oc: cow#bovine#plush#cattle#dog#wolf#canine#couple#love#soft#dreamy#purple#aesthetic#clouds#sleepy#plushification#hug#cuddle#btw plush cow feels like a squishmallow and always smells like fresh laundry <3
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It probably won’t (it will)
#hallariel seacaster#sklonda gukgak#sandra lynn faeth#you guys don’t get it. the fallinel trip. the trip. something about the trip. (gesturing to an empty conspiracy board)#the world is ending and the only thing that can save us is three middle aged mothers in love with each other#but in like a weird way where they really probably shouldn’t date#I cannot express how funny I think it is to pretend Sklonda Gukgak has a crush on Hallariel Seacaster#they are absolutely not compatible in any way#sklonda watching hallariel start a house fire while making breakfast and thinking ‘I need to kiss that strange woman.’#they would never happen in a million years but that’s the fun of it#on the other hand Sandra Lynn and Sklonda are actually soulmates and it’s a wonder to me that they haven’t fallen madly in love yet#but I’m patient and hopeful#telling me anything about the fantasy high parentcule is like letting a starved cow loose in a maize field#you can’t just show me a bunch of deeply flawed middle age parents and expect me not to make them all kiss each other y’know??#fantasy high#d20#sklonda fantasy high#d20 fantasy high#dimension 20#d20 fanart#fh#d20 fh#fantasy high fanart#fhjy#the bad parents#polyamory#d20 fhjy#fantasy high junior year#undescribed#my art
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clearing up the 3 most common misconceptions i see in the epic fandom bc a surprising amount of ppl dont know that these arent true
1 the suitors were there for the 10 years odysseus was trying to get home— NOPE!! the suitors only arrived a few years before the events of wisdom saga, somewhere around when telemachus was 17 ish.
2 penelope was weaving the shroud for 20 or 10 years— nuh uh. both of these numbers are wrong. she was weaving the shroud for like 5 years max
3 the suitors are much older than telemachus (30s-40s)— LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER!!!!! the trojan war started 20 years ago, meaning the OLDEST suitor would be in his early 30s (and that is being generous). the majority would be 25 and under. if the suitors were any older than that they wouldve been a soldier in the trojan war and wouldve been looong dead
#bonus misconception!!! apollo was the sun god whos cow eurylochus killed—#WRONGGGG!!!!! it was helios#epic the musical#text post#waow im being informational for once#who wouldve guessed#epic penelope#epic suitors#epic telemachus#epic odysseus#just tagging all the characters that i mentioned in the post#^ the funniest part abt the sun cow thing is that helios threatened zeus with shining his light in the underworld#literally. bro really went if u dont get revenge for my cow ill shine the sun where the sun dont shine (tartarus' primordial booty)#yappatron warning
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