#when you’re here you’re family
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I just know Joel Miller would destroy a never ending pasta bowl at Olive Garden.
He’d take Sarah there for “date night.” He’d wear his one nice button up shirt and Sarah would wear the dress she got for her soccer banquet. The two of them would go through three baskets of breadsticks and barely touch their salad to save room for pasta.
Joel loves pasta, it’s easy to cook and filling. He’s a pro at Stouffer lasagna from the oven. His secret tip? Pepperoni on top.
They’d stop at Blockbuster before home and rent a movie. Sarah would ask for *three* boxes of candy from the front counter. He’d tell her to pick only one and then sneakily purchase the other two boxes since he has a sweet tooth.
In true form, Sarah would fall asleep against him halfway through the movie. Joel silently finishes the film with a smile on his face, belly and heart full.
#joel miller#when you’re here you’re family#joel miller getting marinara on his shirt and rolling his eyes#Olive Garden#joel and sarah#TLOU
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“Sometimes it's sad to have more questions than answers, but...livin' la vida loca!” 🌽
#we’re about to get WRECKED by hurricane Milton so fic updates and arts will be late 😦#dimension 20#fantasy high#kristen applebees#when you’re here you’re family#mine#d20
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Love an outsider POV of the burger gang just being absolute maniacs. They have laser saws and particle cannons! They’ll feed you enchiladas and then scream complete gibberish as they barge out the door lmao.
#midnight burger#chapter 30: Fangs Out!#when you’re here you’re family#also avvvvvvvva you are not fooling anyone#like you are going to be heartbroken if/when Casper leaves#Also Casper having the time of his life was delightful#also also I’m so happy we got to see Tamara again she’s so cool and chill lol she just rolls with the punches
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Meet the Calloway Crew in this next AU!tober prompt: Mafia AU! ✨
This AU! lives rent free in my head… What can I say, I’m weak to drawing my blorbos but a bit psychotic 🔪🩸💅 And I added in the kids to this prompt ‘cus a family that crimes together stays together 💕
Also fun fact: Sting is their designated driver and he’s taking Aqua’s 4th drink away~
Enjoy a handful of doodles as a little bonus ✨
Go look at @worldsokayestmagicalgirl and @clovedown to see more art!
#calloway campaign#dnd#dnd art#look at the blorbos#au!tober#au!toberchallange#mafia au#when you’re here you’re family#welcome to the crew#we made one of the children do our taxes#and the other…#she does questinable things#ignore the pile of teeth
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olive garden appreciation idc
#food photography#sea food#alfredo#shrimp#shrimp alfredo#olive garden#when you’re here you’re family#yummy#food#food post#saucey#delicious
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the sheer amount of milk-related mistakes I have made this evening are truly unfathomable
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hey autistic people who get overwhelmed by large groups or noise or conversation or etc etc etc you’re not evil for wanting to leave a family gathering. just so you know.
#additionally hard when you have no diagnosis#people just think im “antisocial” and “rude”#while im over here completely burnt out#because the whole room is talking and the tv is loud and all the lights are on and every kid in the house is shrieking about something#and whoever you came with(looking at you parents) acts like you’re evil and hate your family when you even ask when you’re leaving#autism#actually autistic#autistic#autism spectrum disorder#autistic things#asd#autistic community#undiagnosed autistic#undiagnosed neurodivergent#undiagnosed autism#neurodiversity#neurodivergent#neurodiverse stuff#neurospicy#neurodivergence#neurodivergencies
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There are 2 genders: soup and salads
and baby I am the Unlimited Breadsticks
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Prompt 293
Jason takes a deep breath. He takes a deep breath, in for ten seconds, out for eight, and just takes a minute before looking again. Nope, there’s still the strange quartet of orbs in the box of what should be stolen weapons (What, the government had enough, honestly) that gave his workers the heebie-jeebies.
Which is not the vibe he gets from them. In fact, he’s actually kind of concerned with how much he has to beat the Pit back with how quickly it lurches to latch onto the… Well they’re not gems, and he’s a little wary about touching them at first, but the Pit does seem to settle when he does.
Alright, he can deal with this. It’s not like he has several heads in a duffel bag that needs to be delivered or a tiny assassin child back in his safehouse (Seriously Talia, why was he the preferred babysitter?) or an entire gang in Crime Alley to deal with. It’ll be fine.
…
He would like to curse out his past self, because there’s now four babies in his safehouse that appeared to have fucking hatched from the orbs. Goddamnit.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Dad Hood#Let Jason & Damian be Brothers#De aged Dani#De aged Danny#De aged Vlad#De aged Dan#Jason just wants to do his crimelording business & finish online college dangit#He doesn’t need all these kids around#No no you can’t have them they’re his kids#Vlad absolutely loves that their caretaker is a crimelord#Jordan: Hah look I'm not the only murderously violent one in this family now#Ellie & Danny: Well at least he's not a cop so#Jason is honestly expecting Damian to be pissed but Damian? Very pleased#OLDER siblings? Meh that’s competition & people to prove oneself against#But Younger siblings & nephews & nieces? Those are Tiny People who Look Up to You#The perfect minions it’s all coming together!#”Dami please that’s not how things work… besides you’re going to go to your dad’s soon-”#Damian when he’s at the Manor: I am going to visit Akhi#”Oh Tim or Dick?”#”What are you talking about- Mother sent Akhi here months ago and I wish to visit him and my niblings-”#Cue Bat Freakout & Misunderstandings#Space core Danny#Plasma core Vlad#Moon core Ellie#Sun core Dan#Star Core Jason#Shadow Core Damian
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Legend, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.
#linked universe#lu legend#lu incorrect quotes#legend is not one to go down without a fight#like none of the links are but he’s the one to be the Loudest about it#anyway personal stiff in the tags ahead so jump ship now if you’re only here for the lu content#*stuff#WOW i love not being able to edit tags on mobile because thats one hell of a typo under the circumstances#i got back from my grandad’s funeral today :)#when he was younger he buried the ashes of a couple family members in the graves of other family members#rather than pay to have it done properly and officially#and i keep telling my mum we need to keep the tradition alive!#when we get his ashes back we need to go to the cemetery in the middle of the night and bury him with granny#she doesn’t seem too keen on the idea
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The burger crew finding each other and being so essentially them, even in another reality, makes me want to diiieeeeee.
#midnight burger#midnight burger podcast#midnight burger spoilers#when you’re here you’re family#chapter 28: Pockets#so many things to love in this episode#the casper/ava shipper in me was like andnjfskbfmshd at that ending lol#also also Leif’s Hail Mary <3 the sound I made when Ex showed up
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every time I try to discuss the Spyral arc with someone for the Nightwing comics I have to take the Sisyphus route of going “one must imagine Bruce Wayne to be a bad father…”
#nightwing#dick grayson#when mf dies and then gets beat up and convinced to go on a secret mission#secret mission where none of your family knows you’re alive except for your neglectful father#shortly after the death of your younger brother#oh haha his heart just stopped now’s a good time to introduce him to several months undercover operation#hmmm what if I beat him up to convince him#this is a sane father thing#Nightwing deserves better#bruce wayne#look we KNOW he’s not a good guy in half the canon dc comics in the last 2 decades#but seriously I can forgive him in under the red hood but definitely not here#dick grayson needs a hug#and probably a restraining order
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When I’m a fucking doctor you best believe I will single handedly reformulate the way ERs in the states conduct themselves. I will literally obliterate the current system and build a new one
#As a pre med who is now on the receiving end of this system I can confirm it’s like#Woefully broken#And it’s worse when it’s not you but a family member and you’re hurting watching them go through#All the bureaucracy and red tape#I fucking hate the healthcare system let’s all say it together#You guys are getting the calm version of me btw like I was dissociating dealing w this for the last few days#I hate it here but I had to vent or I would EXPLODE#Delete later ???? I hate talking ab this shit on the dash#Tumblr is supposed to distract me from all this but it’s fine I don’t think I had a public breakdown this April so had to meet the quota
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finally got around to watching fantasy high sophomore year and let me just say i love women and also ragh
#being gay when you’re here you’re family#ayda aguefort#figeroth faeth#kristen applebees#tracker o'shaughnessey#ragh barkrock#trackerbees#figayda#adaine abernant#fantasy high#fantasy high sophomore year
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HELP 😭😭 a patient just asked me how long she would take to wake up after anesthesia and I told her typically 20-40 minutes but it can be more or less depending on the person and she god MAD at me and started yelling because she wanted an exact time so she knew when to schedule the Uber for like sorry ma’am I don’t know your bodies exact response to anesthesia
and she got even MORE mad at me when I had to gently explain to her that we don’t allow post anesthesia patients to go home in Ubers
#nina rambles~✦#blah blah blah it’s because Ubers aren’t medical transportation and we can’t send someone who’s on anesthesia home with a stranger#that’s why in our confirmation phone calls we emphasize that you need to have a driver#such as a friend or family member#to bring you here and back if you’re having anesthesia#😭😭😭😭#yapping about work#I’m hiding in the nurses station I know her ass is not going to be happy to see me when she wakes up from anesthesia
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https://youtu.be/ifCWN5pJGIE?si=MvBHr36xNbHdsjYH
This kinda fits Desmonds mom in some way. Thoughts?
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I’m just imagining her hearing for the first time that her son, the son she hadn’t seen for nine years, could not even seen or talk to for one last time for the sake of both of their safety, was now dead.
Sacrificing his life to save the world.
Savior?
Messiah?
What used were those moniker to her dead son.
She wouldn’t be able to see him ever again.
She wouldn’t be able to touch his cheeks and take a good look of the man he had become in person.
She wouldn’t be able to smile and say “You’ve grown so much.”
She wouldn’t be able to ask…
“Were you happy these past years?”
“Was letting you go to be free worth the pain of not being by your side for nine long years?”
“It should have been you.”
She felt him freeze, the hands on her shoulders trembling ever so slightly.
“You should have died instead of our son!” She screamed as tears fell from her eyes.
He opened his mouth, most likely to call her name but stopped, letting out a gasp as her hands curled around his throat, squeezing him with the strength of an Assassin that have been in the field since she had been a teenager.
“You share the same blood as him! You’re a descendant of that cursed Auditore-Kenway line these beings haunt!” She shouted.
She could break his neck.
Snap it.
She’d done it before.
She’d kill so many people in the name of the Brotherhood before.
She was raised to be an Assassin.
She could just as easily-
She let out a frustrated scream as she threw him away, covering her eyes as bitter tears fell from her eyes.
He called out her name, his voice hoarse.
Was he grieving as well?
Did he loved their child as much as she did?
Who knows?
Who cares.
“Get out.” She lowered her hands as she ordered, the decades of forcing her emotions to shut down coming to the forefront, “Don’t ever show your face to me again, William Miles.”
Her expression turned to one of frigid nothingness.
It reminded William Miles of a recording of a memory of Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad.
The face the legendary mentor had made when his desire to kill the man who killed his youngest son triumphed over his desire for peace and truth.
“The next time I see you, I will claw open your chest and rip your heart out.” She promised in an emotionless tone.
She watched him leave.
The man she loved and loathed in equal measure.
It should have been him.
No.
It should have been them.
They should have been the one to die in their son’s place.
They both failed him as parents.
And now…
All she had left was a Brotherhood barely afloat and the useless legacy of her blood.
After all…
Those who have the blood of the Ibn-La'Ahad were meant to lose their beloved child.
#i have no idea if this is what you wanted nonny#but this is what you’re gonna get#ngl i totally wrote this after reading the latest chapter of the orv webtoon with the kim family drama#that’s why this is heavily family drama-centric lol#here’s me again with my headcanon of desmond’s mom being raised like a levantine assassin#here’s my usual reminder that i think ubisoft was going for#william and his wife loving each other and having a sorta healthy relationship#but i am not kind enough to bill for that#also there’s a possibility that bill’s wife died during the attack on the farm in ac1#and that’s why he’s so cagey when desmond asked about her#ask and answer#assassin's creed#teecup writes/has a plot#fic idea: assassin's creed#do i tag desmond?#imma tag#william miles
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