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#boston bruins#chris wagner#charlie coyle#when they gays get back together#husbands are back#weddings back on everyone!#waggle
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Swapping tips on how to be a bestie in the bath.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#dungeon meshi#marcille donato#It is going to take a long time for pd-mdzs to get to the bathtub scene. At least we can have another gay bathtub scene sooner.#I know everyone is hyping this up at the yuri episode but guys it does not even start nor stop at the bathtub scene.#Hey old danmeshi fans; you guys remember when the animated trailer came out in 2019 and we lost our minds?#Now we are on the cusp of getting a *second* animation of the farcille cuddle moment. It feels unreal.#I have missed drawing wwx so much by the way. This was so healing.#This week is for dungeon meshi and next week is for raffles. Wei Ying... I miss thee.#Marcille and wwx have more in common than just this but that's spoilers B*)#I'll be back Thursday with more Dungeon Meshi art. Wouldn't miss this one for the world.#DUNGEON MESHI SPOILERS: now that the anime has caught up to the sceneâŚyeah this handshake was also about necromacy#and bringing back someone lovedâŚwrong. It is also about being a prodigy who falls from grace#and they both opt to study something that is deemed âevilâ because society said it was. They believe their method can be used to help!#not to mention the toxic self-reliance qualities. And the dark outfit transformation moment. They should have brunch together.
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I offer to the public: Black Sam!
So. Erm. :D
Peep the way I didn't feel like doing plaid
Taglist:
@achios
@angel-shaw (I just felt like you should be @ ed for this particular drawing-)
@ashertickler
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@moronkyne
@pandoraroid
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@porters-fangs
@professionallyyappinabtangst (I literally just showed you this)
@puffin-smoke
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#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted fanart#I'm literally drawing the entire solaire clan rn#and I was supposed to save this for next week when I came back#but my friend wouldn't stop drooling and Nevy was idk what NEVY was doing yesterday#but#I just felt the need#to bless thy eyes with the possibility that is black Sam#picture it#SHAW PACK BIPOC ALL OF EM#that's what I'm here for#to spread that agenda#nods#I also drew Lovely and Alexis but you're genuinely getting that next week bc#I would say Vincent gay and then make lovely a she/they#STOP IT TBF MY VINCENT AND LOVELY ARENT EVEN TOGETHER SO TECHNICALLY IT STILL REMAINS TRUE#'why aren't they?' because vincetn is dating Porter and lovely is dating treasure pls keep up fireflies#redacted sam#<< forgot#lucid is Picasso#can't miss the hatred for my own art so I will say the more I look at this the more o hate it#but that's neither here nor there#now if you'll excuse me#I'm going to go into Alex's dms and get called pretty and perfect while being showered with kisses BYE BYE
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"who needs a hard launch when-" "the hard launch was-" "this was the real hard launch" and every time it's just another soft launch because no one knows what anything means
#DON'T get me wrong... the jokes are funny#but more and more people are getting genuinely annoyed by people theorising abt a hard launch#and so very seriously saying x or y or z was the hard launch#no! it wasn't! it hasn't happened!#big was a hard launch in a sense but only of a past relationship like we know its more obviously but he didn't actually say it#the only thing that's actually a hard launch is that normal gay couple interview#but that wasn't entirely of their own volition so we don't count it#plus it doesn't count when they then went back to pretending like nothing happened lol#it's not a hard launch unless they explicitly with their whole chests say they're together and then stick to it sorry#NONE of this matters. but.
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albus severus is the human embodiment of be gay do crime, in this essay I will-
#shitposting in its rawest form#im right though#this boy saw that phrase said bet and never looked back#harrys a cop its neccesary rebellion#and he is into some dark magic shit i am telling you right now#he has been dabbling#he commits low level crimes on the daily#and is very open to high level crimes when the situation arises đđ#source: my brain#also actually the entire fucking play#that is not a teenager who follows rules or makes sound sensible decisions#hes the type of kid to just go out one day and accidentally commit fraud embezzlement buglary and join the mafia or something#half by accident half just cause he felt like it đ¤ˇđťââď¸#scorpius is not like this yet is always by als side when hes getting into trouble so he might as well be lmao#the be gay bit is very self explantory#he would commit unspeakable crimes for scorpius which just ties it all together so nicely#scorpius is the source of his gay and his crime đđť#hashtag soulmates đđ#albus severus potter#scorpius malfoy#hpcc#scorbus
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i really would not change a single thing about the malec plotline (breakup and all) but sometimes i really do wish we got to see alec date at least one other person yk? and i dont mean that in a pre-cog focing himself to date a woman to hide his sexuality way, i mean in a post-breakup rebound/fling kinda way like i just know the drama would be legendary
#my favourite part is imagining how everyone would react like i do not think ANYONE would see it coming#i think magnus would be the most accepting of it actually. all he wants is alec to be happy and i think that at this point in the story some#part of him deep down doesnât really think they were ever going to have that sort of demesticity anyway#imagining how robert would react is amusing me greatly#especially because i imagine no one told him abt the breat up(he thinks malec is still together)#bad ending is magnus leaves nyc forever and never goes back even after alec becomes counsul and legalizes gay/downworlder-shadowhunter#marrage. also alec never marries and dies at the tender age of 41 :((#good ending is they get their shit together and get married and adopt their kids!!#but what i really want to know is how alec would react to a new relationship#would he consider it serious? casual? when his partner is being cagy about their past would alec push or leave it be or would he think#it doesnât matter? because itâs not magnus and letâs be real heâll never he over magnus#would he let them call him alexander? in the early morning would he forget for one breif second that it wasnât magnus with him?#would it be a nice respectable shadowhunter boy his age or would it be another powerful imortal downworlder older than literal countries?#i do think alec has a type. unfortunately#rafael sends magnus a gift basket when he founds out<3#iâve speant a lot of time thinking about this actually#tsc#tmi#alec lightwood#the shadowhunter chronicles#the mortal instruments
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banging my head against the wall every time I see someone reblogging a post of mine with tags mentioning the âunrequited confessionâ. we have been OVER this it is NOT a case of unrequited romantic love it is completely canonically up in the air as a possibility. listen to jayden revri himself and be enlightened i am begging you
#rambling#payneland#also getting recommended posts with this rhetoric fhdhfjdhd itâs just annoying cause itâs like. misinformation#if that scene was actually a rejection Iâd feel a lot worse about this show as a whole like really it Matters that itâs not#do you really think Superhell 2: Escape From Superhell would be a good idea. because I feel like theyâre actively trying to counter those#kinds of damaging or at least exhausting and overdone queer tropes#tragic unrequited gay boy hopelessly in love with his best friend suffering forever because heâs gay#is. exactly the kind of exhausting overdone queer trope that almost unequivocally makes me lose a lot of respect for a show#so it is very very very important to me that this is. not that. and the actors have cemented that fact openly#pleaseâŚâŚâŚ..please just listen to the words being saidâŚâŚâŚdonât conflate uncertainty with rejectionâŚâŚ..take my hand#thatâs not to say edwin didnât TAKE it as a rejection. because based on what he says to niko he absolutely did#which will make it all the more juicy when what he thinks is impossible starts to become real and within reach. eventually. hopefully#also- less explicit- but Charlesâ hand-on-heart thing after their last hug⌠like you really donât have to be a film major#(saying this as a film major) to deduce what that means and what its calling back to. itâs pretty easy to put 2+2 together there#but anyway. I digress
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i have a soft spot for fics where billy sort of ends up adopting el and will alongside max. like, these are the kids that get dibs for rides in the camaro haha.
also im unfortunately not participating bc prev commitments but #harringrove for turkey is happening right now if yall want to donate to the earthquake relief funds for turkey & syria and get some art/fic back from harringrove fans! :) check out the tag if you're interested!!
#stranger things#stranger things fanart#billy hargrove#max mayfield#will byers#jane hopper#st eleven#eleven#eleven stranger things#obviously the ones where the party as a whole adopts billy are also very good#but i think it's cute when they end up getting split like this#it's precious when will asks billy for gay advice and maybe has a tiny crush on him#where billy and el bond over bad papas and containing anger and billy learning to find childish innocence again through her eyes#where max finds out about neil and stubbornly decides to get through to billy and when billy starts reaching back that's it.#theyre ride-or-die now.#i like those kinds of fics :') and steve gets the other half and then they co-parent together#billy's all right w the other kids too but whenever i interpret his relationships with lucas & mike#it always comes off more to me as 'these are the significant others of my kids so they are automatically on thin ice'#and with dustin it's always 'this is my boyfriend's little brother'#but will and el and max are billy's directly#i digress!#sometimes i dont post at all and then i post two things in a week! consistency who???
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After tonight I'm starting to think we're going to get Buck realize he's in love with Eddie after going with him to bring Chris back...
#9-1-1 on abc#911 abc#911 on abc#eddie diaz#evan 'buck' buckley#christopher diaz#buck x eddie#buddie#911 spoilers#911 spec#gay eddie diaz#thinking about Josh's speech#and I think Buck will be too#and i think when eddie goes down to bring chris back he'll get into a fight with his parents#and one of them will ask what buck's doing here#and that strikes a chord within buck that has him thinking#and then when he sees Eddie and Chris reunite maybe even sitting on the plane all together with Chris between them#Buck will look over and realize#OH#this is what everyone's been talking about
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Sand, the guy with an illegal plum wine business and who knows how many side hustles to make ends meet, destroying his phone to exact revenge was The Moment
#he was such a petty little shit this episode#so proud of him#to be fair that was some graceless manipulation#he left crumbs all over the place#nick knew sand hadn't made any calls the second he got his phone back#he'll put the pieces together when he finds out boston (and mew and top) knows about the audio#and then he'll cry into sand's shoulder about it (from the trailer?)#ray knew sand was using his feelings for mew#sand bb you were not subtle at the pool table#and yet and yet#can't wait to see them get worse#also I don't believe for a second that sand's actions were all about top#he hates that man but why act now#when he could have done the same thing 2 eps ago?#because boston fucked with him#because the guy he loves is in love with top's bf#ofts giving us the messiest of gays#truly the best show#only friends#only friends the series#ofts
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Divorce Saga Domon - A Haunted Honk Prequel
Hello Internet Stranger looking up G Gundam on Tumblr dot com!
This is an idea for a fic set in an Alternate Universe involving Queer Non-Canon Relationships between the characters of the series.
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If you ARE looking for this content - and you're ok with reading my and other's Headcanons for this Alternate Universe I've haphazardly spun up -
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Ended up outlining a completely different fic as a Segway for an explanation instead of making progress on the Royal Flush Haunted Honk AU's Clown Motel Fic like I wanted to but uh....
For y'all's review for the AU: A Prequel Outline - Divorce Saga Domon
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Hey real quick - I'm thinking of maybe changing the timeline to 2 years post canon as opposed to 3 years and change post canon.
The reason being: I had a thought that this scene could either be part if the fic or if it's getting to big then it could be a stand alone tie-in prequel fic as part of this AU but - like
Immediately Post Divorce Domon Needs Space and runs off. As one does. And he runs to Earth because he just wants to Get Lost for a while.
He has Argo smuggle him out to avoid detection.
Argo has Andrew help stow Domon in a storage hanger of a Neo Canadian supply ship that's returning to the US - they have trade often enough and share agricultural resources - which leads to Domon ending up in New York when he hits Earthside pavement.
He's privately worked on his English the last couple of months and after being dropped in New York with a different hairstyle, outfit, and accent he's unrecognizable.Â
He considers making his way west to get some solitude in the wilderness, but something about that initial plan feels off now that he's on the ground.
Chibodee is also Earthside for a special series of prize fights aimed at raising charitable appeal for the US in the eyes of Neo Americans.
Domon decides to hit up Chibodee for a fight on a day between matches hoping it'll clear his head and give him the clarity to decide on a course of action. What ends up happening is an unexpected heart to heart via blows and a breakdown.
Domon is happy for Rain and Kyoji, and he knows it's not true; but he feels like he lost a piece of himself when his relationship with Rain fell apart.
Domon's instinct is to run after that but Chibodee knows this city and Domon doesn't hide out for long before Chibodee drags him back to his place to stay and just "Chill out and breathe. You don't have to be anyone but yourself here. You can take as long as you need to find out what everything changing means for you." Friends and teammates stick together.
So Domon spends a few weeks with Chibodee sparring and hanging out in New York. Chibodee does a frankly awesome job at containing his feelings because he's focusing on Domons feelings and being a good friend first and foremost. Whatever he's feeling can wait until after Domon is done going though it.
There's a bit of a twinge in Domon's heart as he leaves that he can't really place.
After he returns to Neo Japan and gets settled back into life with his family, The Dreams start.
They're mainly set in New York. Small things first like noticing Chibodee's smile and his eyes. Then sparring sessions that begin to turn lurid.
He thought these kinds of dreams would stop after he was married.... he doesn't know what to do about this.
I just figure it gives more clarity and sense of time for the journey from Comphet Marriage Dissolution to Feelings to Confession. Idk.
But I got stuck on a bit and then had this thought and needed to get it down before I lost it and it was so long it made sense to make it its own post as opposed to several replies.
The Maize and Clown Motel will probably still be 3 years and change post canon for clarification.
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#Domon Kasshu/Chibodee Crocket#Royal Flush#Chibodee Crocket/Domon Kasshu#Royal Flush Haunted Honk AU#mobile fighter g gundam#I imagine he hasn't had time for a Big Gay Crisis yet but the time is absolutely now#Kyoji absolutely helps him through this crisis because he had a normal environment and university to figure his own shit out.#Kyoji has to figure out WHY Domon is imploding and explosive and avoiding everyone a second time though.#This doesn't seem related to the Divorce but it doesn't seem immediately obvious either. đ¤#Cue Schwarz FINALLY getting a fucking break and immediately coming to stay with Rain and Kyoji at their place.#Domon was aware that they had been living together in Neo Japan briefly before Schwarz was called back to Neo Germany for questioning#Once his rank was stripped of him he was back with Kyoji for a short period before the Divorce as part of Kyoji and Dr. Kasshu's study of#DG Cells. Once they had a breakthrough - Schwarz was sent abroad with a small military group and Doctors Without Borders group to assist#With immediate infection cases on behalf of Neo Japan as part of reparations. So Domon hadn't seen him in quite some time.#Domon certainly wasn't expecting to see him in the garden when he rounded the corner of the Mikamura residence#Leaned over Kyoji who appears to have been working outside on his laptop. Fingers intertwined a hand on Kyojis jaw and locked in a kiss.#Which ends pretty much instantly as they sense Domon and break apart. It occurs to Kyoji and Schwarz that Kyoji never#Got the chance to actually tell Domon much about himself and the man he'd grown into while Domon was training in Hong Kong with Master Asia#This might be a pretty significant shock to him.#I can't decide between Domon running from his Gay Revelation or IMMEDIATELY Losing His Shit at the thought of Rain's SECOND marriage ending#And knowing for sure now the reason why his and Rain's marriage didn't work out. He really does prefer men.#Bu HOW DARE Kyoji do this to her!!! She's been through enough!!!! This will HURT her SO BADLY!!! (Projection of guiiillllttt)#Back to square 1 fir a moment like damn#And once he starts fighting Kyoji about it (Thank God the ressurection gave them the option to make Kyojis new build similar to Schwarz's)#It comes out that Rain cant go through this AGAIN and he won't let him do this to her! Her honor means something to Domon#And it should mean something to Kyoji too as HER HUSBAND#Kyoji and Schwarz catch on the Again bit and Kyoji makes it clear that Rain has known about his situation with Schwarz since they returned#That they're quite literally inseparable and that Rain married him knowing this. She's fully aware and an active participant.#Domon takes a leg sweep and doesn't quite make his recovery as Schwarz steps in#Pinning his arms and one leg in place so he can't run from Kyojis question. Kyoji grabs Domon's hair to turn his head and asks
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truly not sorry but once again thinking abt miranda/mc/mia in RL. i need them SO bad. like, 2 of the most morally unsound persons (Mia & Miranda) + their little meow meow. Knowing both are so possessive and destructive (TO OTHERS) when they love and instead of running, fully embracing the chaos of it. Loving them despite their delusions of grandeur, the crimes, the secrets, and the deaths (+ undeaths) caused (or ordered!) by their hands. Acknowledging this is fucked up but you can't help it. Lovingly bitching abt their fights but fully done and gone to do anything else but to soothe and continue loving them, because after all those years of waiting and doing and redoing everything to be perfect was worth it for this.
also did i mention being their little meow meow. sorry Miranda, MC was the original gremlin in the relationship and Mia being the fucked up feral racoon she is now is not solely by her doing, MC was and IS the enabler in both relationships that it bled over sm and OUGHJJJJJHHHHhhhh im being so emo abt three (3) women being utter menaces frfr
#sorry but i truly love it when corruption didnt spread#it was in there all along#ALSO GOD. sorry but RL Miranda/Mia happened once to me in my brain. Dreamt abt one loop that they get so fucked up drunk they slept together#and like. they didnt process it until MC comes back fr and sees the unresolved vibe#miranda's screaming shaking crying throwing up when mia alludes to it in front of mc and mc is like. huh. good for u actually.#mia: so u dont mind? that we fucked once????#mc: babe did u forget the stint of us fucking drunk before i met miranda. i expected u guys to do it more actually.#miranda: you WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.#mc: dont worry my love i truly do love and adore u!!!! and i wouldnt mind if u wanted to bring mia in really#mc (inside her mind): my god. these bitches gay.#mc (still inside her mind): miranda doesnt know mia's a menace when she's starting to fall and mia doesn't know mira's circling her either.#mc: god i love u both but u need to opem ur eyes really. my god.#then i woke up#and thought. hey. if this was plausible eva gets to have three (3) mommies fr and IM upset its not real ekdbdofjd#anyways dreams were sponsored by cinder's re8 harem fic#thank u cinder <3#resident lover#mother miranda#mother miranda x reader#mia winters#mia winters x reader#mother miranda x mia winters#mother miranda x mia winters x reader#personal.txt#clown.txt#simp.txt
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pls i need to provide updates
#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year#and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire#and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f#friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl#acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what#are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and#friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me!#LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after#everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that đ . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to#invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me#i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother#and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids#so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo#any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up đ¤ˇââď¸#but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd#and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared đ but he potentially agreed so idk#THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date#w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a#few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay#scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK#like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl#like is that even doable#but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much#.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us#god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x#but it would be soooo funny#I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed#popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x#i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like#its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe
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Was thinking a bit about how âThe Devilâs Playhouseâ has a lot more comedy than people make it out to be, and while especially thinking about âThe Penal Zoneâ I realized this episode is actually very very very very gay. Like, Iâm pretty sure itâs the Telltale episode with the highest amount of gay moments (205 is second on this list, what with Sam getting catcalled by a moleman, Max flirting with Mr. Reaperphone, the whole bachelor party, Peppers etc).
I think what I really like about those moments is that itâs a great example of normalization. The characters are incredibly casual about it, talking about gay relationships the exact same way one would talk about straight relationships, itâs really neat to see! Especially considering that this game was made in 2010, a whooping 5 years before gay marriage was legal in the whole US. It's crazy and great how much they were able to get away with!
(Screenshots of all these moments with timestamps (and quotes) under the cut. To have as little pics as possible, only a small section of each dialogue is taken. And to have a limit of two screenshots per pic max, some dialogues that are cut in two parts in-game have the second part pasted under the first. The timestamps puts you at the beginning of each conversation. All footage from NapalmX717 with the screenshots in chronological order of this video)
Max: âWhat can I say, Sam? Alien ships love to abduct me. Itâs not my fault I look so probe-able.â (9:44)
Sam: âNice work, little buddy! Make sure you wait three days to call, or heâll thing youâre desperate.â (11:47)
Max: âWell, he IS pretty charismatic, Sam. And heâs from space, which is a plus. But youâre the only hairy, overweight, domineering control freak I need, Sam.â (20:38)
Sam: âI donât need to go to another planet for a methane rich environment, as long as Iâve got you, pal.â
Max: âThatâs really sweet and obvious, Sam.â (22:46)
Skun-kaâpe: âPerfect! Just the one I wanted to see ha ha ha ha!â
Sam: âKeep the hands where we can see âem, pal.â (23:36)
Max: âWe could just give ourselves tongue-baths, like cats and flight attendants do!â (30:57)
Sam: âWhy do we have jumper cables? Neither of us knows how to use them.â
Max: âItâs simple, Sam: the RED cable goes on the RIGHT nipple, the BLACK cable clamps to theâŚâ (34:42)
Max: âOh boy! Now I can finally set up my 24-hours adults-only naked bunny chat line.â (34:58)
Sam: âToys...Toys⌠we must prepare⌠the toysâŚ.â
Max: âWell, thatâs just a typical Friday night for YOU, Sam.â (36:45)
Flint Paper: âOh. Well yeah, that could be it. I was thinking it was you, Sam!â
Max: âYou think you know a guy. Iâm not angry, Sam, just very disappointed.â (1:03:49)
(For context theyâre talking about who might be Girl Stinkyâs secret admirer)
Max: âI canât lie to Flint Paper, Sam!â (1:05:20)
Max: âWhat kind of pretend mother would I be if I didnât worry about our imaginary baby?â (1:10:31)
Momma Bosco: âOh, itâs not all bad. Iâm getting better at apparating. And now I donât leave a trail of ectoplasmic slime behind every time I leave the room.â
Max: âThatâs better than Sam can say.â (1:23:13)
Sam: âIâm not gonna rest until I find the guy who killed my partner!â (1:43:13)
Max: âWow. I feel really very close to you now, Agent Superball.â (1:45:33)
Sam: âI donât like the thought of you teleporting off without me, Max.â (1:46:33)
Max: âSam, this is all so sudden! I⌠I donât know what to say!â (2:07:10)
Sam: âI think one of us should try to smash through that window with his rock-hard, melon-sized head.â
Max: âAnd I think one of us should try the door, unless he wants to spend the rest of the day picking plate glass out of his partnerâs fluffy white nether regions.â (2:17:00)
Girl Stinky: âSam and Max? Donât tell me Skun-kaâpe wants YOU guys to be his love slaves, too?â (2:24:48)
Girl Stinky: âEww. He wishes. Heâs SO not my type. You only have to date an evil gorilla once to learn never to make THAT mistake again.â
Max: âWeâve all been there, girlfriend.â (2:25:07)
Girl Stinky: âGee, it sounds like YOU two should go out with him. Would you like me to give you guys some privacy?â (2:27:33)
Max: âYouâre my best friend, Sam! I know youâd take a bullet for me!â (2:31:02)
Sam: âYou keep coming up with creepy disaster scenarios that always end with you eating me, Max. Itâs getting annoying.â
Max: âIf you donât like it, then stop looking so damn tasty.â (2:38:11)
Max: âThink of something quick, Sam. I donât like the way heâs undressing me with his eyes.â (2:53:22)
#Sam and Max#samandmax#Freelance Husbands#The Devil's Playhouse#The Penal Zone#Flor talks#long post#guns cw#this has been sitting in my folders for AGES#on that note; I'm not getting back into sam and max; this is just something I meant to post forever ago#but got lazy about it due to having to put pics together and look for timestamps#(granted once the Devil's Playhouse remake come out I intend on playing all the games outside of vr#and make a compilation of Max being gay; not just through his relationship with Sam but other guys as well)#looking back at it now I'd actually argue some of those aren't exactly gay moments or are just random sex jokes#along with a few that only make sense in a broader context like Max not wanting to lie to Flint bc he has a crush on him#but also I already have all the screenshots from back then so might as well use them#btw my favorite ones are Max complimenting Skun-ka'pe early on bc it's hilarious to see him praise a villain like that#and the one with Sam wanting to throw Max through the shop's window due to how domestic the dialogue is#also when they talk with Flint and Max thinks Sam cheated on him with Stinky
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Imagine reading a new manga and joking about it being homoerotic and then it gets explicitly stated that one of the protags is gay
If I don't see any weird romance blossom between those two istg-
#AINT NO WAY I WENT 'OH TOXIC HORROR YAOI /J' AND THEN THE NARRATIVE SAID 'bet.'#oh if they dont eventually end up together ill lose it#i thought- i thought i was just too influenced by tumblr when i saw the vivisection scene and went 'haha gay sex /j' and then- and then???#i dont even care if they actually get together tbh#i just want them to keep being that weird#the entire situation is fun if you ignore the atrocities lack of morality and cannibalism#one day youre a 30 y/o high school teacher - the other youre a lab experiment on immortality and a househusband. and a murder accomplice#also congrats you just gain a pet monkey who hates the mad scientist that kidnapped your corpse and brought it back to life#EDIT: OH THEYRE SO IN LOVE THERES NO WAY-#problematic couple for the win#nobody deserve to deal with them so they should stick together#i cant stop laughing#toya wtf#edit 2: officially gay yay#edit 3: ITS AN UNHAPPY ENDING NUOOOOOHHH#sleeping dead#pretty sure i stumbled on the first chapter some years ago#anyway - my conclusion to this is: sometimes its good to read smth without having any clue on what its about - sometimes all you need is to#look at the volume cover and go 'eh. lets try it'#conclusion n2: indulge in dark stories from time to time. its good. not that id say sleeping dead is the darkest out there but that may be#just me-#theres def worse than that#ive made this post in my draft before posting - thats why there are already 'edit's
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on my tomodachi life island, hinoka and (f) byleth started dating out of nowhere and it's funny because this is how they are apparently (outfits and all)
i do NOT know if they've even interacted in feh but uhhh whatever, new yuri crackship just dropped
#if you're wondering HOW they even got together when gay people don't exist in tomodachi life well#hinoka is a ''man'' in-game and byleth is a woman#because i was PLANNING to get hinoka with camilla back in 2020 but it never happened so whatevs lmfao#fe#tomodachi life#byleth#hinoka#doodles
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