#when lila gives you lemons

[jellyshoes-fandomfolk]

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Five: Something’s off. Luther: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people. Five: No, but that’s funny. ____________________________________________________

Lila: Y'know, I once knew a man who said to me: “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” He also had a pair of sideburns that would cause even Jude Law’s face to weep in forfeit. You put those lemons in a sack and beat your enemies with ‘em! And maybe if you beat ‘em hard enough the bag will split open and lemon juice will spray into their eyes, causing intense burning pains as you crush them into a citrus-y pulp! Viktor: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Their heads or the lemons? Lila: Whatever caves first! ____________________________________________________

Luther: Wait, if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies? Five: Believe it or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials. Klaus: It’s like rock paper scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby. Ben: Rock also defeats baby. ____________________________________________________

Five: Hey I just found a snake. What should I name him? Allison: A WHAT?! Klaus: William Snakespeare. ____________________________________________________

Five: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.

[flightfoot]

Could you rec some love square #protect Adrien# (without Lila or Chloe salt)?<3

So I'm assuming from the "#protect adrien" that you're wanting Love Square fic where Adrien gets comfort and protection from Gabriel's abuse? Hopefully these fics scratch your itch!

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No Mistakes, No Pressure by ChaoticAce2005

Mlss gift for @nagisa_Chan Perfect. That’s what Adrien Agreste is supposed to be. The perfect model. The perfect son. The perfect student. But there’s one major flaw in all of this: Adrien himself isn’t. How can you constantly play roles demanding perfection without fault? The answer is you can’t. Eventually something has to give. And everyone is starting to get worried that the thing that will give is Adrien himself. Or: Basically Adrien starts to crumble because of all the expectations people put on him, and it’s starting to affect every aspect of his life. This is his journey of acknowledging the fact that perfection isn’t possible and that it’s okay to lean on others.

I really love the emphasis on how Adrien thinks of himself as a product here, that he has different "modes" or "editions" that he becomes, like a doll having different versions, and then slowly beginning to get better with the help of his friends. It really captures how he's been objectified, and how, thankfully, his friends are able to help him with that.

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A Child's Love by jaron5

This takes place post-Hack-San. Ladybug hands Chat Noir a potion she brewed which accidentally turns him into a kid without any of his memories. How is she going to keep an eye on a miniature Chat Noir while trying to keep their secret identities intact? Or the more pressing concern- how will she preserve her sanity when faced with the overwhelming cuteness and innocence that is her now de-aged partner?

I loved this fic, it's adorable and heart-wrenching. Adrien doesn't understand what's going on, but he still enjoys being around Marinette and the rest of his friends, and they just keep on hearing more and more little things that make them increasingly worried about Chat Noir's childhood.

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The Man of Mind Alone by @nemaliwrites

Underneath the taste of ingredients — the chocolate, the lemon, the butter — there’s something hidden, something larger and darker. As though his mouth is filling with the taste of smallness, the sensation of pain, of shrinking, of upset. A taste that he somehow knows is connected to his mother. -- Seven defining foods of Adrien Agreste's life.

So this was a fascinating fic. Basically, Adrien has this ability to taste the emotions people feel while they cook whenever he eats their food, gets to know them a lot better. Which can be a problem if the person cooking is really sad or angry or hateful. I love seeing how he navigates his ability, since it can cause a lot of problems - if he eats something by someone who was feeling nasty things, it can be traumatizing to him, and there's a bit of an invasion of privacy aspect as well.

Of course, he could cook for himself, but then he'd have to confront his own feelings, his own self, and he's scared.

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A Body Without Spirit by @nemaliwrites

“Look, I don’t know much about you guys, but I always hear other humans whining about how they have to listen to their parents or their teachers or bosses or whatever.” “Yes,” says Marinette, “but that’s…that’s different. Usually, when someone tells me to do something, I only do it if I want to. I can think about it, make a real decision. But this…it was like I didn’t even have time to think about it. Like I couldn’t resist, even if I wanted to. And if I did, it would have killed me.” -- Adrien and Marinette swap bodies. Marinette does not have a good time.

I love how this examined how it feels to be controlled by an Amok, especially by someone who's never felt it before, who knows something's not right, that this isn't just psychological, but doesn't know what's causing the inability to disobey orders. And it means that Marinette really, truly understands why Adrien can't disobey now, not just on a mental level, but through experience.

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with this ring by @thelibraryloser

She thought “you and me against the world” had sounded like lopsided odds before, when she hadn’t even dreamed “you against me” was a possibility. Or maybe she had dreamed it, but at least in those dreams he’d had cold blue eyes and a stark white mask. The villain she’d fought today had looked at her through her partner’s own bright green eyes. It wasn’t meant to be this way.

Short and sweet Sentiadrien enemies canon divergence fic here! I adored Marinette finding out why her kitty seemed to have “betrayed” her, and the righteous anger on his behalf once she figured out that it wasn’t of his own free will. Her comforting Adrien about it was just… really good. It’s a Hawkmoth Defeat fic too, so the immediate aftermath gets covered as well. Adrien needs a hug.

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what makes a human (am I?) by GraceM_TheStoriedLife

Adrien comes to Marinette’s out of nowhere. Usually Chat is her rock. Tonight, it’s her turn. (Or, in which Adrien discovers some secrets he’s not prepared for and Marinette is as Marinette-y as always.

So Adrien discovers he’s a sentimonster and immediately runs to Marinette for support. It’s as cute and angsty as you’d expect. She is, of course, very supportive of him. Also some discussion of Gabriel being abusive, since both she and Nino had been trying to get Adrien to see that. Especially with how, exactly, Adrien found out he’s a sentimonster. He can relate a little better to Felix’s experiences now than is healthy, I’ll just say.

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The Parable of the Caller by @nemaliwrites

A week after Hawk Moth’s identity has been revealed, Adrien finds himself with nowhere to go, nothing he can do, and worst of all, strange gaps in his memory he can’t explain. In a stroke of luck, he stumbles upon a burner phone filled with voicemails from one of the Saviors of Paris: Chat Noir himself, who disappeared following Hawk Moth’s arrest.

But with each new voicemail Adrien listens to, he’s forced to confront the fact that there might be some kind of connection between himself and Chat Noir — and discovering it might leave him more broken than before.

I absolutely adore this fic, it’s a fantastic character study for Adrien! Basically in this universe, Ladybug and Chat Noir talked about who should be Guardian, with Chat eventually convincing her that he should be the one to take it on, primarily due to the whole “the Guardian gets amnesia about Miraculous-related matters” situation, and wanting to protect Ladybug from that. Then he finds out Gabriel is Hawk Moth, they take him down, and he relinquishes the Miracle Box and his guardianship to Su Han - all without having a Reveal with Ladybug, since well, he’s not in the greatest shape mentally at the time.

It’s a real treat to see Adrien’s thoughts and feelings about one of the Heroes of Paris leaving him all these voicemails, treating him like this close friend for reasons he doesn’t understand, and just seeing Chat Noir as this outside person. He’s got a very different viewpoint on Chat when looking from the outside than he would from the inside, with being able to see his heroic and good qualities far more easily when he doesn’t know that he is Chat.

Also Marinette’s struggling in the background of the fic with the loss of her partner and guilt over sending Adrien’s father to prison. It gets touched on at various points, and you can tell that she’s having her own story off to the side that we’re just not entirely privy to, what with this tale being told entirely from Adrien’s perspective.

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drowning (in plain sight) by @buggachat

Everybody had expected Monarch's defeat to be a moment of triumph. Nobody had expected Gabriel Agreste, unmasked and mind frayed from continual abuse of the miraculous, crying out to all who would listen and making Paris certain of one thing:

His son, Adrien Agreste, is one of his sentimonsters.

And now he's missing.

Nobody can find him— not even the superheroes, and not even his closest friends. But Marinette, Nino, and Alya aren't ones to give up so easily. They'll find him, no matter what it takes.

(But, geez, would it kill Chat Noir to lend a hand?)

I’m sure everyone saw this one coming. If there’s one thing buggachat’s good at, storywise, it’s capturing raw, tumultuous emotions, frantic breakdowns as the characters desperately try to navigate bad situations. This was a real treat to read, as I’m betting most people reading this will agree, given just how popular the fic has been. It also has a ton of fanart, both by buggachat and by random fans, if you go looking for it (there’s a drowning in plain sight tag which I’d advise perusing). 

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Eventually by @lucid-ao3

Adrien’s life has been dictated by rules, monitored, and controlled for years. He has learned to compartmentalize. It’s not that bad. It always gets better, eventually. Doesn’t it?

Recovery can be an unexpected obstacle when you didn’t realize you were being hurt in the first place.

OR: How Adrien lives and copes with the emotional abuse inflicted on him over the years, and how he ultimately could overcome it.

If you want a good “Adrien doesn’t realize how abusive his father is but slowly buckles more and more under his tyranny, until things come to a head, and he actually gets the HELP HE NEEDS” fic, this is a good one!

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Stealing Freedom by @rosie-b

Adrien Agreste was a good person. Marinette knew this to be true, of course; she wouldn’t be marrying him if he were some irredeemable villain. No, her fiancé was practically the opposite of evil. He cooed over babies and kittens, literally stopped to smell the roses and always brought large bouquets of them to dates. He had trouble killing spiders and bugs, begging his partner to take on the task whenever she was around to save him. Adrien was the sweetest person Marinette knew, the most kindhearted, the most forgiving; he was almost too perfect for her sometimes. But now, Marinette knew that the same Adrien who still blushed when his fiancée kissed him was also the well-known terror of Paris, Cat Walker.

Now, this fic really SHOULD have been in my top fics for 2022 post. I’m a sucker for enemies au and I love a good Sentiadrien fic, so combining the two of them here is great! I feel so bad for Adrien, and I love that the heroes know from early on that Cat Walker isn’t really the enemy here. It’s short, but it’s sweet.

[mayisgoingnuts]

Hey hello! So you seen to like when Skid is jealous, do you have any headcanon about it?

YEAH!! To me Skid is jealous overall not necessarily in a romantic context :]

He's 100% jealous of his mom the most and my proof is this doodle of him all >:( over Lila and Lemon Demon together hehe

He gets all grumpy and pouty and will either not talk at all or talk a LOT depending who it is, will change when he's older but for now he's just like this. If he's jealous of Pump for example he'll try to find a million excuses for them to stay together, while with his mom he'll just cross his arms and wait for Lila to go "aww son, come here, don't be like that"/silly

Once Skid gets older he'll still get jealous but in a more 'mature way', as in not being so whiney about it and a little less too, but will still give silent treatment by accident (or not) :3

[ravennm84]

Making Your Own Luck

Quick story I wrote while thinking of Plagg’s love of cheese, Tikki’s love of cookies, and the different ways we associate with good and bad luck. Sprinkle in a little Lila salt and you’ve got some wonderful brain candy to tide you over until the next story. Warm-Fuzzies and enjoy!!

There were more than a few abilities that kwamiis had that normally weren't used. Kaalki could improve her holder's horseback riding ability. Pollen could help flowers grow when she spent enough time in an area. 

Tikki's power over luck and good fortune was very well known. But it wasn't only her lucky charm, but her ability to take away luck. Now, this wouldn't give someone bad luck, that's Plagg's thing and had started the whole black cat crossing your path superstition. It would just set a person's luck to zero, and their actions afterwards would determine if it turned good or bad. This is where the concept of karma and the saying 'making your own luck' came from.

Normally, these were abilities that kwamiis kept to themselves or would become a side effect of being active for an extended period of time. Tikki was able to control that ability easily… until her holder came across that Italian rat, Lila Rossi. Oh, how she wished for the chance to reset that girl's luck and let karma determine her punishment. It would be so easy, just a second of physical contact and all her luck would disappear. Then everything she did would continue to build and grow, not that the little Goddess had to guess which way it would go.

 Then, one glorious Tuesday morning, Lila accused Marinette of stealing her orange pen. Tikki had been eating her blueberry and lemon curd macaron while reclining on a silk scarf when the girl snatched the purse she was in. Marinette tried to get it back, horrified when Lila opened the latch and shoved her hand inside. 

The purse jostled roughly to one side, causing Tikki's cookie to fall to the floor as the stolen pen slid out of the girl's sleeve and into the purse. What happened next occurred so quickly, that she would always claim, while ignoring Plagg's jokes and side eyes, that it was a complete accident. Tikki grabbed the pen, touching Lila’s fingers as she pushed away and fazed through the bottom of the purse. With all the chaos of Lila keeping the purse out of Marinette’s reach and Mme. Bustier, demanding that everyone calm down, no one noticed the kwamii fly under the desks, drop the pen under Lila’s chair, and return to Marinette to hide in her backpack. 

"...but she took my pen, I saw her put it in-"

"If that is the case, you tell me and I will handle it," Bustier said sternly, displeased that her lesson had been interrupted and her pregnancy hormones giving her a shorter fuse. "Give Marinette her purse back, now." She did, barely hiding her smirk. "Marinette, may I please take a look inside your purse?" 

Hands shaking from the adrenaline, having a flashback of the last time her bag had been searched, and worried about Tikki being found, Marinette wanted to say no. It was only when she spotted Tikki out of the corner of her eye, head poking out of her backpack and giving a reassuring nod, that she handed over her purse.

A few seconds later, Bustier handed the purse back and cast a disappointing scowl at Lila. "I believe you owe Marinette an apology." 

Shock broke through Lila’s façade as she sputtered. "But… but she took my favorite orange pen. I swear I saw-"

"Isn't this it?" Nathaniel asked, causing everyone to turn and see him pick the pen up from under their shared desk. 

Sputtering a bit more, Lila clenched her jaw before giving Marinette a terse "sorry" before stomping back to her seat. 

Plagg knew exactly what his Sugarcube had done, he'd felt the slight spike of power after the cookie had shattered on the floor and that brat had shoved her hand into Pigtail's purse. The embarrassment of apologizing in front of the class was just the start. He knew the girl wouldn't accept defeat so easily, and the consequences would keep growing. 

And he was not disappointed. 

Lila tried to trip Marinette in the cafeteria, and ended up stubbing her toe on a table leg hard enough to cry real tears. When she attempted to switch their homework assignments in Mendeleiev's class, the teacher not only spotted the switch but proved it in front of everyone by comparing handwriting. That got Lila a week of detention. 

Then, at the end of the day, Lila accidentally dumped her water bottle all over Marinette’s head and backpack. Despite acting oh-so apologetic and reminding everyone about her weak wrist, she wasn't getting the support or assurances of "it's not your fault" that she expected. Many glared at her while others ran off to get towels to help Marinette. Realizing that she miscalculated and did too much on a single day, Lila made a hasty retreat outside. Only to get absolutely soaked when a car sped through a puddle on the street. 

Plagg laughed his little whiskers off from that one. But he knew it was just starting. He couldn't wait to hear about what happened away from school. 

~oOo~

The following morning, Lila looked like she'd been dropped into Dante's Inferno and spat back out just in time for school. What happened didn't even have anything to do with Marinette, so she couldn't blame it on her. That just annoyed her all the more.

While storming home wet from the puddle, she kicked a pebble that hit a bird, then a flock of birds swarmed her while she ran for two blocks. She shoved a neighbor out of the way when she got to her apartment building, and the door flew back and cracked her in the nose. It bled for over ten minutes. 

She went to the mall for some retail therapy, coupled with a five finger discount, and was caught immediately. Her mother was called and she was banned from the mall for life. Greta was not happy with her daughter and gave her extra chores as punishment. While Lila was muttering mean and disrespectful things about her parents while cleaning the bathroom, she didn't account for the volume of her voice or the bathroom tiles echoing what she said. Her grounding was extended. 

All this made Lila’s mood particularly volatile when she arrived at school that morning. Not bothering to pay attention to what was around her, she gave Mireille a shove out of the way, making the girl stumble down the stairs. A couple seconds later, Lila slipped on the wet steps and fell all the way to the bottom. Her classmates saw the whole thing, and although they were miffed that she pushed someone, they still helped Lila to the nurse to get checked out. Nothing broken, but there were multiple new bruises to match her black and purple nose.

In class, Marinette had to resist the urge to stare at the hot mess her bully had become in a single day. The rest of the class had noticed too. Nathaniel decided to move up a row to sit with Ivan. Rose and Juleka cast wary glances in her direction whenever Lila started muttering to herself. Even Mme. Bustier had to tell Lila multiple times to stop talking with the threat of detention. 

By the time lunch came around, Marinette made sure to be with one other person at all times. With how unhinged Lila was getting, she didn't want to risk being caught alone with her. Luckily, Ivan, Rose, and Juleka wanted to talk with her about the new designs for Kitty Section, so she was covered. 

Lila noticed how the class was starting to avoid her. Fighting off the urge to curse and scream at them, she took a few deep breaths to clear her mind. She'd been rushing too much for the last two days, she knew that. Trying to compensate for her failure was only bringing more attention to herself and the sheep were noticing that something wasn't right. She had to slow down and make them come to her.

For the next few days, Lila backed down. She smiled at her followers, paid attention in class, and would occasionally look at her phone in distress and act like she was fighting off tears. By Monday morning, things were going better for her. She'd avoided getting in any more trouble with her mom and teachers, she'd texted a fake apology to her classmates, and admitted that she was going through something that was causing a lot of stress. When some of them asked what it was, Lila timidly said that she was too nervous to say anything else. She knew they would bug her and assure her that she could tell them anything. 

Monday morning, just as she planned, everyone was encouraging her to trust them and tell them what was bothering her. Seeing that Bustier and Marinette weren't in class yet, she knew now was the time to strike.

Squeezing her eyes shut as she harshly pinched the inside of her elbow to bring tears, she started weaving her story. "It's just, someone's been bullying over text. It's so bad. She keeps telling me that I'll lose all my friends and that I should just kill myself," she said between forced sobs as she dropped her head into her hands. "And it never stops. Sh- she texts all day and into the night. And when I tried to show my mom, the messages were gone. I don't know how, but it's like my phone got hacked and the messages disappear after I've read them."

Max mentioned that there are self deleting message apps, but he wasn’t familiar with them. Then he looked at her searchingly. "You keep saying 'she', that would indicate that you are aware of who is behind this?"

Doing her best surprised face, Lila shook her head. "I can't say, none of you would believe that Marinette would-" she gasped and covered her mouth. "Oh no, I really shouldn't have said anything."

Lila watched as the sheep exchanged surprised looks while Adrien glared at her, but he wouldn't say anything. His father would have made sure of that. 

"You're saying that Marinette, our class rep, has been bullying you over text?" Alix asked, unease evident in her tone.

She shook her head while turning up the water works. "I knew I shouldn't have said an-anything. She's your friend, too."

"You said she's been doing this constantly?" Mylene asked, eyeing her carefully as Lila nodded. "When did she last send you one of those texts?"

Sniffling, Lila rubbed her eyes to give herself a second to think. It felt like these were leading questions, like they knew something she didn't. Meaning they'd probably spent time with her over the weekend and would have noticed her messaging Lila constantly. But since everyone was here and Marinette wasn't…

"Right before class. It- it asked if I was dead yet." Another sniffle and she was sure the class was wrapped around her fing-

"Marinette was right! You are a liar!"

Lila was so surprised by Kim's outburst, she forgot to keep crying and stared at everyone as they glared at her in disgust and moved away from her.

"I can't believe we almost bought that crap you were selling!" Alix turned away, face turning red in anger.

"But- but it's the truth! I-"

"There is a .03% chance of what you said being true." Max interrupted, staring down his nose at her. "At this point it is better that you admit it."

Casting a desperate look around the classroom, she was surprised that no one looked supportive. Even Adrien looked absolutely done with her. Realizing the jig was up, she let her expression morph to anger and annoyance as she crossed her arms over her chest. "Wow, I'm surprised you idiots figured it out. Usually you do exactly what I say after faking a few tears. I'm curious, what gave me away?"

The sudden change in the Italian girl gave them a bit of whiplash, but Nino answered her. "You ruined Marinette’s phone when you dumped your water on her. She isn't getting a new one until this Friday. No way she could have been messaging you at all."

"Huh, I guess it was worth dumping that on her, even if you idiots started to notice." Then she shrugged and stood from her seat. "Oh well, good to know for my next school, this place was getting stagnant anyway."

Kim blocked her way. "You're not going to get away with-"

"Shut it, you stupid jock. I've already got Bitch-stier and Dumb-ocles eating out of my hand. When I tell them you're ganging up on me, all of you will get detention while I walk free." Sidestepping her soon-to-be former classmates, she gave them a sarcastic wave and smile as she bid them "ciao" and opened the door…

To come face to face with a furious teacher, principal, and her mother!? What's she doing here? Did they just hear what I said?

The thought barely finished when her mother reached out, literally grabbed her by the ear, and dragged her out the door. The class watched in shock as Mme Rossi screamed and lectured her daughter all the way to Damocles' office. 

They would be informed days later that Lila had been sent to military school in Italy. In lycee, they heard rumors that she had been arrested for stalking a local celebrity in Venice. During university, Alya found an article about Lila Rossi being sentenced to 30+ years in prison for attempting a ponzi scheme. It had failed terribly and her victims got all their money back, but Lila would have to serve 5 years for each of her victims. 

Not that it mattered to them anymore. The class was too busy with their own lives and futures to put much thought into some lying brat that they went to school with for a little while. 

Bonus:

Tikki fought her grin as she watched Lila being dragged away by her ear as she and Marinette came up the stairs. Sighing with relief, she was about to enjoy a well deserved treat when she heard a familiar snicker behind her.

"Nice going, Sugarcube. Couldn't have done it better, myself." Plagg cackled as he passed her a cookie before indulging in a wedge of cheese he'd brought with him.

She grudgingly took the cookie before looking away from him. "It was an accident, I touched her hand when she tried planting that pen in my holder’s purse. What happened was her own doing and not my fault."

"Su~re. And the fact that she interrupted your cookie time and dumped your macaron onto the floor had nothing to do with it?"

The look she gave him had Plagg laughing on the inside. Only on the inside.

"That was a perfectly baked, blueberry macaron with a tart, lemon curd filling. I only got one bite before it got dumped to the floor. A price had to be paid."

Plagg watched with great affection as his Sugarcube took a bite of her sweet treat. Oh yes, he'd learned millennia ago not to interrupt cookie time. Just like Henry the VIII, that Lenin guy in Russia, and a few others. They had experienced the wrath of the goddess of creation when interrupting cookie time, though Plagg was the only one to know why things went so bad. It made him smart enough never to do it again.

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[mister-fisch]

Skid and Pump :D

Alrighty. :3Also alot of these I just came up on the spot,and i didn't really know exactly what to talk about so :]

Im gonna start with pump since I have more for him

👆 What I imagine he looks like and wears when he's not wearing his costume :D

-His real name is Willard.And his full name is Willard Luzbel Wonder

-His favorite animal is rats

-The love of fire is genetic.Ignacio is his uncle from his mothers side(Garcia is too,cause Garcia and Ignacio are brothers to me,so they'd be Pump's mothers brothers),he is unaware of that though

-He likes listening to Lemon Demon and Oingo Boingo

-His favorite movie is Nightmare before christmas and a close second would be Hocus Pocus.He'd also enjoy all the the Halloween based disney channel original movies

-He's 10 nearly 11 years old

-His birthday's October 10th so he has quite the spooky birthday

Now time for Skid :3

👆what I imagine him to look like without his costume

-His real name is Stallo Kit Degenhardt-Estrella(Lila is German to me or has alot of german ancestry,I mean her name is literally the word for purple in german :].Also yeah Ik Skid's name wouldn't be that but one can dream)

-He's 10 years old

-Lila only calls him son because he's trans and she's just trying to be supportive as he socially transitions before he can medically transition cause he's too young to do so(also before anyone says anything i knew i was trans when i was 10,and alot of other people have then and before that,so it wouldnt be out of the question for that to be a possiblity)

-He has a half brother(from his father's side),which is Kevin,neither Skid or Kevin are aware of that though -His dad used to call him Star or Starling,or a nickname along those lines when he was still alive

-Skid also enjoys lemon demon but he very much perfers any music Danny Elfman has done(so he also likes oingo boingo)

-His favorite animal are Glass frogs or horeshoe crabs

-His favorite movie is Halloween or nightmare in elm street

And some join headcanons! :3

-The reason they both are constantly wearing there costumes is a way to cope with the absence of their respective parents,they last spent october with halloween with them before they werent their anymore ,and thsoe were the last costumes they wore

-They've been close since they were very young,basically since they met.

-Skid was the first one to get obbesed with the spooky season and they he got pump obessed with it soon after,its been that way for years

-They have stuff that remind them of each other around the house,for example skid has pumpkin socks,and pump has skeleton gloves and whatnot

-Pump since he's more likely than not fairly wealthy buys skid gifts constantly(<- i saw this one somewhere before) and skid feels like he needs to give something back in return so he draws stuff for pump :>

Anyway thats it.I really enjoyed doing this :D I hope i get more(also already working on another one of these things)Probably gonne get ready for bed now since its 2 in the morning :3 hope you enjoyed

[sunny6677]

TOM'S PHOTO ALBUM: MARCH.

@catsockpuppet @mayisgoingnuts @goldenlavendered

3/06/10:

"AN OLD MAN I KNOW WAS OUT BUSY TODAY AND COULDN'T TAKE CARE OF HIS GRANDKIDS—SO I, THE ROYAL PRINCESS, DECIDED TO TAKE CARE OF THEM FOR HIM UNTIL HE GOT BACK!! HOHOHO! ONE IS A TEENAGE GIRL BY THE NAME OF SUSAN WONDER, AND HER YOUNGER BROTHER.. WELL, HE LIKED TO CALL HIMSELF PUMP!! I ACTUALLY ALREADY KNOW HIM BECAUSE HE'S FRIENDS WITH MADAME LILA'S SON! I ENDED UP TAKING THIS PICTURE WITH THEM WHILE WE WERE IN THE KITCHEN!! THEY BOTH LOOK SO HAPPY.. HEHEH.."

"I ENDED UP MAKING THEM THE GREATEST OF DINNERS... PANCAKES WITH STRAWBERRIES AND CREAMS!! EHEH.. PUMP LIKED THE PANCAKES I MADE FOR HIM AND HIS SISTER!! IN FACT, IT'S KIND OF IMPRESSIVE HOW MUCH OF IT HES EATEN IN UNDER 5 MINUTES.. I THINK YOUNG SUSAN LIKES IT TOO. SHE TOLD ME TO STOP CALLING HER THAT THOUGH. SO I SHALL LISTEN!! I SHALL CALL HER.. PONYTAIL GIRL!!"

3/10/10:

"SHOPKEEPER ENDED UP COMING OVER THIS MORNING SINCE I HAD SOMETHING TO SHOW HIM. AND THAT WAS.. MY KITCHEN!! BECAUSE I INSTALLED A NEW PLASTIC DUCK ANTIQUE THINGY AS A DECORATION!! HE SEEMED KIND OF ANNOYED WHEN I TOLD HIM THATS WHAT IT WAS FOR THOUGH. I SUPPOSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO JUST LEAVE THOUGH, SINCE AFTER I MAY HAVE.. ENDED UP PERHAPS DEALING THE ANTIQUE SOME INJURY—HE DECIDED HE'D JUST STAY AND HELP ME CLEAN THE PIECES UP!! AND IT WASN'T BECAUSE I STARTED TO CRY OR ANYTHING—DEFINTELY NOT! OH—HE ALSO MADE ME BACON AFTERWARD BECAUSE I ASKED HIM TO! HEHEEH.. HERES A PHOTO OF THE WILD SHOPKEEPER COOKING!!!"

"OH—HERE'S THE ANTIQUE THINGY TOO!!! IT'S SO... PRINCESSY!!! HEEHEHEEHEEEEE!! I'M GOING TO KEEP IT UNTIL THE WORLD COLLAPSES INTO DUST!!"

3/15/10:

"ENDED UP TAKING ANOTHER BABYSITTING JOB AND TOOK CARE OF THIS KID NAMED REYNOLD! HE WAS KIND OF QUIET THE ENTIRE TIME.. BUT HE SEEMED NICE—I TRIED PLAYING SOME BOARD GAMES WITH HIM, BUT HE SEEMED KIND OF.. 'BORED'. I TRIED TO FIND ANOTHER GAME FOR US TO PLAY, BUT I ENDED UP COMING BACK TO SEE HIM HALFWAY THROUGH THE WINDOW!!! WITH SWIFT MOVEMENTS, I GRABBED HIM AND PLACED HIM ON THE GROUND, TELLUNG HIM NOT TO DO THAT AND HE CANT PLAY OUTSIDE BECAUSE ITS DANGEROUS!!! HE TOLD ME HE WASN'T GOING TO PLAY OUTSIDE THOUGH. IN ANY CASE—I DID THE ONE REASONABLE THING TO DO.. BOARD ALL OF THE WINDOWSSSSS!!! AND AFTER THAT, DESPITE HOW LOUD HE WAS GETTING, I PLAYED THESE.. 'VIDAYO' GAMES WITH HIM... HE HAD A LOT MORE FUN WITH THAT THOUGH. I EVEN SHOWED HIM MY CAMERA—HE TOOK THE PHOTO IN THE MIDDLE WHILE I WAS TALKING ABOUT IT.. I SUPPOSE HE WAS JUST TESTING IT OUT."

"(NOTE TO SELF: ON LADY CARMENS ORDERS.. DO NOT BOARD THE WINDOWS!! OTHERWISE, YOU'D JUST BE ACTING 'IMPROPER'!! WHICH YOU STILL HAVE TO FIND OUT THE DEFINITION OF BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS AND YOU DONT EITHERR!!"

3/21/10:

"HELLO, PHOTO ALBUM!!! GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS.. OH, WAIT—YOU CANNOT GUESS.. HMMM.. WELL, IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!! TRULY THE MOST NOBLE OF ALL DAYS FOR A NOBLE PRINCESS SUCH AS MYSELF! DUE TO THIS, I DIDN'T ATTEND WORK TODAY AND WENT AROUND TOWN DOING A BUNCH OF THINGS THAT I WAS TOO DISTRACTED TO GET PICTURES FOR. BUT I ATE A GOOD LOOKING CAKE AT THIS ONE PLACE. AND THEN I WENT SHOPPING FOR A BIT. AND THEN I WENT TO SHOPKEEPERS CANDY STORE—I INFORMED HIM THAT IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY, WHICH HE THEN PROCEEDED TO ACT CONFUSED ABOUT.. PROBABLY BECAUSE I DIDN'T TELL HIM ABOUT IT. AFTER ASKING ME WHY I DIDN'T TELL HIM, HE OFFERED A SPECIAL BIRTHDAY CANDY BAG THINGY FOR ME—WHICH I IMMEDIATELY ACCEPTED!! HEHEHEHEH.. IT HAD ALL KINDS OF LEMON TARTS AND LOLLIPOPS AND GUMDROPS AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER SWEETS INSIDE. I CAN'T WAIT TO FEAST UPON THEM ALL!!! SHOPKEEPER SEEMED HAPPY ABOUT GIVING ME THE GIFT.. ESPECIALLY IN THIS PHOTO! I ENDED UP RETURNING HOME AFTER A WHILE, BUT MADAME LILA AND HER SON CAME UNTO MY ABODE FOR A SHORT VISIT WITH ME. MADAME LILA ENDED UP GIVING ME A SMALL MINI BANANA-ICING CUPCAKE—AND HER SON GAVE ME A SMALLER DUCK ANTIQUE BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED WITH MY OTHER ONE LATELY!! I'LL KEEP THE OTHER ONE, BUT I SHALL KEEP THIS ONE TOO, AND I THINK I SHALL NAME IT.. BILLY!!!"

[rainbow-neko-artblog]

What is the full lore\story for fnf executed souls I need to know

Giving you the full lore is a lot??? Since thats literally 7 weeks worth of dialog and shit but i'll give you the best summary i can??? god it's still so much even looking at it- sorry in advance.

Fnf ex souls is an au where Keith (Bf) is a vessel for all 3 of Gabby's (Gf's) previous relationship partners (Senpai, Garcello, and Tabi) who died at the hands of Daddy Dearest. The concept that DD kills those he doesnt deem worthy of his daughter is not new- but in Ex-Souls the consequences are treated a lot more serious- He kills them in horrific ways regardless of if they pass his musical trials or not and the result of their seemingly out-of-nowhere disappearances causes Gabby to think they left because of HER, impairing her self image a lot more then canon Gf (This is why She wears a sweater and is a lot more modest then canon).

When she starts dating Keith, they find out that DD killed Senpai, and are told by Garcello and Tabi directly that DD cursed them before their deaths in their weeks (which happens one after another after another because Senpai's warning causes them to try and look into her ex's disappearances more). Feeling awful and with the support of Keith, she makes a vow with them to perform a special witch assisted Demon and Ghost ritual that allows the ghosts to live in her body with her- so that they can still have time to live until they're officially ready to go and she can be relieved her guilt.

The problem is that the ritual can only be done at midnight on Friday the 13th- and when DD and MM learn of Gabby's plans they race to catch her and Keith before they can complete the ritual. Gabby is caught in the chase- with only minutes to spare she tells Keith to leave but he knows this is important to her and chooses instead to use HIMSELF to complete the vessel part of the ritual. Evne though the ritual works and the souls are in Keith- he's a human and cannot withstand their abilities at full force or it will cause his body to erode (this is known as overdrive mode as ive called it). He's so stressed out by the situation that they learn of his inability to deal with the powere immediatly- the tutorial week literally would have been GF calming BF down from this overdrive in the graveyard where the ritual was held, with DD and MM in the background looking shocked and scared.

The ritual being fucked up and Keith's sacrifice for her causes Gabby to lash out for the first time and disown her parents- running away into the city with Keith and the souls (Their original plan was to use the souls power to teleport out of the city with no hassle, but Keith can't do that without breaking his body so they're stuck on foot.) This causes the rest of the weeks to play out- Bf and Gf hiding out with the spooky kids they babysat to lay low for a bit until skids newest dad and lila's boyfriend the lemon monster basically chases them out of there. Pico hunts them for a little bit, having been manipulated by DD into thinking the Ex (Keith) he still cared about was being forcefully possessed by ghosts under Gf being a brat and not wanting to let her old partners go- but he stops chasing once he's convinced that Bf is still himself. They have an encounter with MM who apologizes and says she doesnt agree with DD, getting them a personal bus to take them outta town. Captain (tankman) is in charge of the bus- and they have to rap him once more as DD calls him up and tries to convince him to kill BF or DD will kill his husband Steve. In the end GF ends up distracting her dad enough for Steve to get away and for them to make it out of the city.

The Au from then on is a normal cottage life between Gf and Bf in the countryside. Spending time taking care of the Spirits issues until they pass on naturally and Gf and Bf live in happiness without them.

[thedhananjayaparkhe]

2 Stories of the day

Story 1: The Baking Pact Hook: “When life gives you lemons, bake a cake and keep your promises.” Lila had always dreamed of opening her own bakery. After years of saving and planning, she finally leased a charming little shop on Maple Street. On opening day, the local paper ran a story about her journey, and the townspeople eagerly awaited to taste her creations. Among the many well-wishers was…

[myheadinthecloudsnotcomingdown]

When Lila Gives You Lemons - Chapter 5

[1] [2] [3] [4] [5]

Ao3

Things were kind of awkward between Marinette and Adrien the next day. Marinette felt like the glances they shared were heavier somehow, now that they had this huge secret they shared. She wished she could be just a little happier about it. They knew who Hawkmoth might be, or at least where to look for him if it didn’t end up being Gabriel Agreste, she had already told Chat Noir and was going to tell the guardian. Her plan had worked, everything was looking up, and enduring Lila’s bullying had been worth it. Then why did she feel so down?

She looked over at Adrien, who was trying, and failing, to dodge out of the way as Lila kissed him on the cheek. Oh. right. Adrien knew that his dad might be Hawkmoth. Marinette tried to imagine her own father as a supervillain and shuddered. It had been bad enough when her dad had been akumatized, she didn’t want to think about how she would feel if he was pulling the strings of his own free will. Adrien must be feeling even worse than she was right now. 

“Hey girl! We’re going to that new place downtown that Lila recommended for lunch. Do you want to come with us?” Alya asked. 

Marinette looked up from where she was gathering her books and saw Alya, Nino, with Lila hanging off Adrien’s arm right beside them. Lila was glaring daggers at Marinette, but whether Lila was daring her to say yes or no, Marinette didn’t know and at this point honestly didn’t care. She needed to talk to Fu anyway. 

Marinette shot Adrien an apologetic glance, “Sorry guys, not today, I already have plans during lunch.”

Alya looked like she was about to say something else, but Lila beat her to it, “Oh, Marinette! I didn’t know you didn’t like that place! We were so looking forward to you coming with us! Unless, of course, there’s some other reason you don’t want to come…” Lila gave the most horrendous fake pout Marinette had ever seen and she grit her teeth.

“No Lila, the reason I’m not coming is because I legitimately have things I need to do today. It has nothing to do with you or with the restaurant.” 

Marinette saw Adrien glancing around and it took her a moment to realize that he was looking for an akuma. She took a deep breath and finished putting her books away, “Have fun guys, I’ll see you this afternoon.”

Lila glared at Marinette suspiciously as she left. Something was going on between Marinette and her Adrien and she needed to put a stop to it. 

//

“Hello Marinette, I’ll be with you in just a moment.” Master Fu finished ringing out his current customer and waved to him as he left. 

“To what do I owe the pleasure Marinette? I did not believe there was an akuma today.”

“No, I don’t need another Miraculous. It’s actually, um, can we go in the back?”

Fu nodded and led Marinette into the back room of the shop. She unrolled the map that she’d run home to get and let him look at it. 

“I’ve been tracking akumas for a few months now, both those that have targeted me and those that have targeted others, and yesterday, I used this map to create a search radius. I know that we already crossed Gabriel Agreste off the list and that Hawkmoth could be anyone within this area, it’s just…what if we were wrong?”

Fu silently studied the map for a moment, “I see, this is concerning. Have you already spoken to Chat Noir about this?”

Marinette nodded, “Yes, he came to the same conclusion as I did: that The Collector might have been a red herring designed to throw us off the trail. But Master, we might have another problem if Gabriel Agreste really is Hawkmoth.”

“And what is that, Marinette?”

Marinette bit her lip, “Well, I’m not very good at math, I can pass classes, but barely, and so I asked one of my classmates for help with the calculations and…” she took a deep breath, “the classmate I asked was Adrien Agreste. He knows his dad might be Hawkmoth and what if he tells him? I want to be able to trust Adrien, but this is huge and Gabriel is his Father! I can’t expect him to work against his own dad, even if it is for the good of Paris!”

Fu got a pensive look on his face and was silent for a few minutes. Marinette was beginning to worry that she’d said something wrong when he finally spoke again. 

“I think,” Master Fu said slowly, “That it is time for you and Chat Noir to reveal your identities.” 

Marinette looked at the guardian like he’d grown a second head, “What? Why now in the middle of everything? It’s not any safer now than it ever has been, in fact it might be more dangerous now that we have a lead on Hawkmoth’s identity. Wouldn’t it be better to wait until we’ve beaten him? ”

“You will understand in time. For now what you need to know is that now more than ever you and Chat Noir need to be truly united and able to support one another both in and out of the masks. You were always meant to be Yin and Yang, but I was afraid of what might happen if you revealed your identities, especially with Hawkmoth’s powers on the loose.”

Marinette processed this information, “Can I think about it?” 

Fu nodded, “Of course, I will reach out to Chat Noir and discuss this with him as well. Goodbye Marinette.”

She nodded and left the massage parlor, too lost in her thoughts to say anything. 

//

The rest of the school day passed quickly and Marinette was too busy worrying about whether or not she should reveal her identity to Chat to even think about Lila. Or she was too busy, at least until Lila cornered her in the locker room after everyone else had left. 

“What’s going on between you and Adrien?”

Marinette’s eyes widened. Could Lila know that they had tracked down Hawkmoth? That would be bad, Lila had been willingly akumatized before. She might be more likely to tip the villain off than Adrien was. Marinette quickly schooled her expression into one of passive indifference. 

“Nothing’s going on, Lila, you’ve made sure of that.”

Lila smiled at the praise but leaned closer to Marinette, “Yeah right, Marinette. I’ve seen the looks you two share in class. But,” she leaned back, “I don’t know what is going on between you and Adrien, and honestly I don’t really care, just put a stop to it, or I will destroy you. Remember this, Marinette, Adrien is mine.”

//

“Adrien, your chinese tutor got sick at the last minute and sent a substitute.” Natalie said as she opened the door to his room, stoic as ever.

Adrien perked up. Of course, there was a chance that this was just a normal substitute, but with what he and Ladybug talked about last night, Adrien wouldn’t bet on that. 

“Hello, Adrien.” Master Fu smiled, “It’s nice to see you again. I wish it was under better circumstances.”

“Work hard Adrien, I want to hear good things from your regular tutor when he gets back.” And with that, Natalie left. Adrien bowed to the Guardian. 

“Hello Master Fu,” he said, “I’m assuming you’re here because of what Marinette Dupain-Cheng and I discovered about Hawkmoth’s identity.”

“That’s part of it, yes, but not the main reason why I’ve come.”

“What could possibly be more important than the fact that my own father might be Hawkmoth?” Adrien said bitterly.

“The time is right for you and Ladybug to reveal your identities to one another.” Fu waited for Adrien’s reaction.

“No.”

Fu’s eyes widened, “I thought you would be happy. Have you not wanted to know the girl behind the mask for quite some time now?”

Adrien didn’t look at Fu, instead focusing all his attention on scratching Plagg behind the ears, “That was before…” he scowled, “before I realized I was living under the same roof as the biggest villain in Paris and didn’t notice.”

“Adrien…”

“No! I can’t tell her who I am now! What would she even think of me? I’m not even worthy to be a hero!”

“Stop that!” Plagg scratched at Adrein’s hand and he stared at his kwami in shock, “Don’t go getting it into your head that you aren’t worthy to be Chat Noir because you are! If your dad is Hawkmoth that’s on him not on you. And you need someone to be there for you and keep you from going into a self-blame spiral.”

Adrien sighed, “That’s what I’ve got you for Plagg.”

Plagg rolled his eyes, “Yeah, I’m glad you’ve finally figured out how amazing I am, but you’re going to need more than some stinky old cat god to get you through this. It’s why you even have a partner in the first place, so you don’t have to do all the hard stuff alone.”

“But,” Adrien was quiet, “isn’t that selfish? Isn’t it wrong to need help when it’s my own fault I’m in this situation in the first place?”

Plagg growled while Fu’s eyes filled with compassion, “It’s not your fault that Hawkmoth is active.” Adrien opened his mouth to protest, but Fu held up a hand to stop him, “And even if it was, it would still not be selfish to ask for help. The holders of the ladybug and black cat miraculouses are supposed to be there for each other through thick and thin, yin and yang. There is no shame in needing support from your other half.”

Adrien hesitated and Plagg flew up to look his holder in the eye, “You don’t have to do this alone, Adrien, trust us. We’re all here for you. We care about you, and so does Ladybug.”

Adrien sighed, “Ok, I’ll trust you.” He looked back to Master Fu, “I’ll talk to her tonight. I really hope you know what you’re doing.”

Fu nodded, “Good luck, Chat Noir. Now, I believe I was supposed to be teaching you something about the Chinese language, was I not?”

//

Meanwhile, Marinette was having a breakdown.

Tikki tried to keep up as Marinette paced back and forth in her room, talking so quickly that Tikki could really only make out every third sentence, but what she could understand didn’t sound good for her holder’s mental health. 

“Why now? What if he hates me? What if he just sees clumsy Marinette and decides I’m not fit to be ladybug? What if he tries to take my earrings and by ladybug himself? Oh no! What if he tries to flirt with me as a civilian too? What if he’s jealous of Adrien and tries to hurt him? Then we’ll never have three kids and a hamster!”

“Marinette, calm down!” Tikki interrupted, but Marinette didn’t seem to hear her

“How is this going to affect our partnership? What if we can’t trust each other anymore? What if he’s mad at me for lying to him to keep my secret identity? What if this ruins everything?!”

“Marinette!” Tikki flew in front of Marinette’s face, forcing her to stop pacing, “You’re catastrophizing again! Chat isn’t going to be mad at you, and he’s not going to hate you. You trust Chat, right?”

Marinette nodded with wide eyes.

“And you know that neither of you are perfect, right?”

She nodded again.

“So what is there to worry about? Yeah, knowing each other’s identities will probably change your dynamic, but it will bring you closer, not drive you further apart!”

Marinette sighed and let Tikki land in her cupped hands, “You’re right Tikki. Chat and I have been through a lot together and we’ve gotten through it. This won’t be any different.”

Tikki giggled, “And you’ll be able to see each other outside of akuma attacks.”

Marinette smiled and rolled her eyes, “I’m gonna go insane from all the puns.” She sighed, “Tikki, are you sure this is the right time? We have so much going on now that we have a lead on Hawkmoth. What if Master Fu is wrong and this is just too much too soon?”

“I think Master Fu is making the right call, Marinette. You’ll understand soon.”

Marinette looked at her kwami suspiciously, “That’s what Master Fu said, too…”

Tikki smiled, “Maybe that’s because it’s true!”

Marinette returned the smile, “Or maybe it’s because both of you are trying to sound wiser than you really are.”

The tension broke as they both dissolved into giggles. Yeah, a reveal would change things, but they’d get through it. They always did.

[fakescenariosarefreetherapie16]

MCU kids quoting vines,

Harley: I wanna be a cowboy baby

Shuri: This bitch is empty…YEET (throws her wakandan blasters)

Peter: it’s Wednesday my dudes…AHHHHH!

MJ: Is there anything better than pussy, yes a really good book

Ned: Get to Del Taco…they’ve got a new thing called… FRESHAVOCADOO

Kate: Welcome to Chilli’s

Cassie: When there’s too much drama at school… all you gotta do is walk AwAaeaeaeay

Lila: Well… when life gives you lemons (background music starts playing)

Cooper: Ah! Stop! You could have made me drop my croissant

Nathaniel: Look at all those chickens (points at some random cows)

Yelena: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me

Morgan: An avocadooo…thanks!

The rest of the Avengers:

Bonus:

All the kids: I have crippling depression

[omgpercabethadrinette]

Miraculous Salt: Movie Star pt. 2

After Marinette disappeared behind the curtain and the director came out. “Again, sorry about that. Our leading actor has a hard time with this subject, seeing as she has experienced this herself. Anyway, the rest of you class is this way,” the director said.

Once the small group met up, they whispered to the class about what what they heard.“I bet they know we’re here. There’s no way they didn’t see us,” Kim said.

“So as you can see this space is quite small but we have a bigger place outside of school. As you can see, we take the art of theater very seriously here,” Max said.

They walked around the small space.“Our actors usually get ready in a tent or in the restrooms. A lot of actors/actresses usually aspire to be the best they can be. A lot of the other workers get paid or are our actors,” Max said.

Max took them to a slightly bigger area, kind of like a small apartment living room. “And this right here is our break room, where we spend a lot of our time,” Max said.

A phone dinged. “We are about to shoot a scene right now, if you want to watch?”

Excitedly the class replied with a yeah and watched from afar. “Ah, Max, Layla tripped on the stairs and broke her ankle,” they heard Marinette voice say.

“How’d she do that?” Max asked. “The girls’ bathroom on this floor is closed, so she went to the one on the second floor but Staci pushed her. Luckily, she didn’t have anything wrong. A bruise or two on her arms but she won’t be able to stand. Her parents are coming to pick her up in a few minutes,” Marinette explained.

“Okay, we’ll film the last scene your in and then we will finished the rest of the work tomorrow,” Max said. “Can we get Meghan and Louriza here please?” Max asked.

“I changed their outfits. They’re almost finished,” Marinette said. Someone had turned on all the lights in the room. They could really see Marinette now. She was wearing a beige shirt with a plaid skirt.

“We’re here,” two other girls said, sliding in to the conversation between actor and director.

“Off to the dorms!” Max yelled. People exited the room Marinette, the girls, and people who helped out. Right before Marinette exited the door she stopped.

“I forgot my lip gloss. I’ll catch up with you guys,” she said. She quickly turned around and rushed back to her dresser and got the lip gloss, put some on and smiled into the mirror, and turned around to see the class.

Marinette froze and looked at them with wide eyes. Without saying anything she squeaked and rushed out the room.

They could hear her mumbling, “It’s just a figment of your imagination that you therapist told you activates when you think about them.”

They had nowhere else to go and they still had about 30 minutes left of the tour, so they decided to follow her. Ms. Bustier didn’t oppose to it so they decided to just do it.

After walking down a flight of stairs, they saw the crew by the dorms that looked nothing like the school. It was more modern.

“We’re going to start with Jared texts scene and action!”

They saw Marinette get up.

“I’m not ever going to lie to you. I’m just going to let you discover your better self,” and went towards a nightstand.

They watched as the other girl mouthed something. A phone dinged and Corki (Marinette’s character picked it up. This is Make It Pop and I do not own it!!!)

“It’s Jared!” and smiled.

“What does he want?” the girl with multiple colored hair said. (Sun Hi)

“He said, ‘I need to see you.’ What do you think this means? ‘I need to see you.” she asked the girl sitting on the bed next to her (Jodi).

She was about to answer when Corki spoke up again. “Probably nothing, right? But, it could be anything, it could be everything! It could be the most pivotal moment in my life! Ah!” and with that ran off the camera view.

“It’s good she’s keeping her expectations low?” Sun Hi questioned.

“Yeah, I’m sure it’s are to work out just fine,” Jodi said as they stared at her looking at herself in the mirror.

They both just looked at her.

(Watch up to 1:26)

“I’ll see you guys at the house,” Marinette said. Marinette just went out the door and waited. They followed her to the outskirts of the building. It was cloudy and they could feel the coldness of the January air.

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

I would m u r d e r for some tom x reader x pump and skid (platonic of course)

Reader has to babysit pump and skid but they also want they're black eyed boyfriend to hang out with them and tom actually gets along with them.

(also he totally doesn't want kids after that)

- Kneecaps anon

"So...why are your eyes black, mister Tom? Are you a spooky demon?"

"Ah well, it's a long story. You see-"

"Oh, Pump!! The ice cream man is here!" Skid interrupted the conversation, before he turned to you, clasping his hands and giving you the infamous puppy-eyes. "May we have some money for ice cream, pleeeaaaase???"

You sighed, knowing that you couldn't refuse. This kid was just too polite for his own good. So you took out your wallet and gave him and Pump some cash. "Here you go, boys. Get whatever you want."

"Yay! Thank you, [y/n]!" They both shouted in unison before they raced out the door.

After it slammed shut, Tom looked at you with an amused smile. "They seem like good kids. But..are they always wearing those costumes?"

"Yeah. They love Halloween."

"...but it's summertime."

"Doesn't matter to them. Every month is spooky month, according to them." You shrugged as you sat back on the couch, briefly looking outside to see the boys getting their ice cream.

Lila had to work today so she called you up to ask if you could babysit the two. You would've felt bad for leaving Tom all alone, though, and thus you invited him along. They were ecstatic to meet him, convinced he was "spooky" because of his eyes.

You reassured him that wasn't a bad thing. It was their own way of complimenting him, so he felt better knowing that.

Tom looked around the house, noticing a hung family portrait of the kids, Lila, and...a monster with a lemon-shaped head?

"Who's that?" He pointed to the frame.

"Oh! That's Lemon Demon." You explained. "They're not actually married. Lemon just kinda became their dad one day, since Pump doesn't have any parents and Skid's dad isn't around anymore."

"Huh, a dad who resembles a fruit...that's funny....."

Hearing the sad tone in his voice, you shifted closer to him, wrapping an arm around his shoulders. "Hey, I know you miss him.." You kissed his cheek, to which he sighed, frowning a bit.

Of course, how could you forget? His dad resembled a pineapple. He never talked much about when he lost him, only mentioning something about guns and bears while he was drunk one night. But you won't force him to tell you unless he was ready.

In that moment, the door opened and Skid and Pump rushed back in with popsicles. Upon seeing how sad Tom looked, they went to the sofa, climbing onto it.

"What's wrong, Mr. Tom?" Pump asked, concerned. "Did I say something bad about your eyes?"

"No, don't worry about it." Tom slightly smiled at him, patting his head. "You wanna tell me more about your dad? This "Lemon Demon" guy?"

"Oh!!" The pumpkin's eyes lit up. "Yeah! He's the best! And so is Eyes but lemme tell you how we met Lemmy!"

And he explained the story about how this monster tried tricking him and Skid into kidnapping someone's girlfriend for candy. But after some time Lemon became attached to them and felt bad for using them for his own selfish desires. So they introduced him to Lila and the two quickly fell in love.

Tom was surprised by the story--and a bit confused--though it seemed to distract him from the sad thoughts of his own family.

You, on the other hand, were impressed with how humble the kids were. They only met your boyfriend for a short while, and they cared for him so much..even moreso than his lifelong friends Edd and Matt.

Eventually, they both finished and glanced at you. "[Y/n], may we use the Ouija board?" Skid asked. "We wanna cheer up mister Tom by introducing him to our new friend!"

"Sure," you chuckled. "You know where the candles are?"

"Umm...no."

"That's okay. We'll show you."

"...we?" Tom raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah. It'll be cool. Now c'mon, to the attic we go!" Standing, you grabbed his hands to pull him up. He complied, knowing there was no way out of this.

"Fine...but I better not get possessed."

...........

Surprisingly there was no destruction nor possession as the spooky skids summoned a demon with the Ouija board. It was just taught the "spooky dance" and seemed to enjoy it a lot before returning to the underworld.

Tom wasn't freaked out--as he's used to seeing bizarre things--only confused at how some silly dance could tame such monsters.

By the time everything was packed up and put away, you heard a car beep from downstairs. "It's mom!" Skid jumped to his feet and dashed off, you and the others following suit.

Once Lila paid you and Tom--who was stunned that he actually got money from just sitting around and watching the kids--you both said goodbye and went on your way back home.

"Y'know they seem spoiled but..they're actually kinda cool." He remarked.

"What?" You gawked at him, putting a hand to your chest dramatically. "Tom doesn't think children are annoying for once?? Who are you and what have you done to my boyfriend?"

He just chuckled at your act. "Yes, yes I admit they're alright. Big deal. I wouldn't mind if my kids ever turned out like that."

"Yeah I don't mind the Halloween obsession--wait..hold the phone." You stopped in your tracks. "You actually...want kids?"

"I-I mean..not now obviously. Just a thought." Pink dusted his cheeks as he looked away from you, slightly flustered. Though you simply smiled and hugged his arm, continuing your walk.

"Well, seeing how you were around Skid and Pump, I think you'd make a great dad."

[sayuricorner]

Miraculous Ladybug x Twisted Wonderland salt prompt: The ladybug's lonely lord

Warning: English is not my first language so sorry if it’s confusing.

Warning 2: This prompt content salt don’t like don’t read!

Times ago, I posted a suggestion for a Miraculous Ladybug x Twisted Wonderland salt fanfic with Idia and Marinette as the main ship.

The idea stayed in my head for a while so in the end I decided to write a whole prompt idea about it!

If you want to use this prompt you can! just credite and tag me in return please! :)

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Prompt concept:

So, the prompt take place after ML, Marinette is 16, Hawkmoth/Gabriel Agreste had been defeated and arrested by the police, Marinette managed to take back Duusu and Nooroo.

Unfortunatly not everything end happily: Adrien, to not be paint as his father’s accomplice, was forced to reveal he was Chat Noir, much to all Paris’s and Marinette’s shock, Marinette as Ladybug wanted to reveal her identity as well in support of her partner but Adrien told her to not to ‘cause according to him Paris needed her before giving her the black cat miraculous. And because his father was arrested Adrien was forced to move in England to live with his aunt and cousin.

Lila managed to not be arrested by lying and ancting like the poor girl brainwashed by Hawkmoth and everyone believed her, the class even forgiving her and presuring Marinette to do it as well when she know the liar isn’t genuine.

And when Alya constently presuring her to contact Adrien and to comfess to him despite Marinette not having feelings for him anymore and wanting to move on, the young girl never feel so sad and lonely. 

But her life get a unexpected turn when one day mysterious circonstences spirited her away, with the miracle box, to the Night Raven College in the mysterious world Twisted Wonderland.

Forced to stay in the school until the headmaster Crowley can send her back to her world, Marinette will engage into an adventure which will lead to face overblot students and magic misadventures.

And more surprises came when Marinette begin developping magic abilities due to the magic of Twisted Wonderland mixing with the miraculous magic, making Marinette eligible to become a official student, and first female student, of Night Raven College.

But despite the difficulties, Marinette will get friends who will be by her side and even find a new love.

Prompt details:

-Class salt

-Lila salt

-Bustier salt

-Adrien sugar

-Chloe redemption

-Class redemption, a part having a redemption or none of them having a redemption.(You choose)

-Good friend Luka

-Good friend Kagami

-Good parents Sabine and Tom Dupain-Cheng

-Marinette developping a new “Ladybug power” which permit her to purify overblot people.

-Leona trying to be his “threatening self”/rude self with Marinette but in the end not so much ‘cause he was raised to respect woman and was kinda impressed when Marinette, who’s rather small compared to him, reveal to had a character and talk back.

-Marinette managing to had a better control of Grim than Yuu in the game.

-Marinette, Ace, Deuce, Jack, Epel and Sebek forming the first year squad.

-Idia Shroud and Marinette having a “Hades and Persephone”-like romance.

-Divus Crewel, when finding out Marinette is a aspirant fashion designer with a lot of potential, being like “Must. Take. That. Pup. Under. My. Wing!”.

-Marinette being sometimes very annoyed by Ace’s, Deuce’s and Grim’s stupid sheningans.

-The Twisted Wonderland main characters becoming unknowingly step by step part of the “Marinette protection squad”..

-Rugi and Marinette becoming food buddies.

-Flyod giving to Marinette not harmfull “squeezy hugs”.

-Malleus and Marinette being best friends.

-Sad Marinette at the start but healing through the story.

-Marinette having PTSD from her fights against the akumas back in Paris.

-The Kwamis hanging out in the Ramshackle dorm outside of the miracle box.

-Marinette having a new soulmate ice-cream from Andre Glacier: curacao syrup for his hair, lemon for his eyes and blue raspberry for his lips.

-Marinette developping magic and officially transfering to NRC when she find a way back to Paris.

-The class being noisy and Alya not accepting Marinette move on from Adrien and fall in love with another boy.

-Lila trying to ruin Marinette’s life but end up exposed and getting karma.

-The Twisted Wonderland special events happening after the TW main story.

-Ship: Idia x Marinette, for other ships you decide.

[sariahsue]

Tikki: What do you do when life gives you lemons?

Marinette: Throw them at Lila?

[sunny6677]

Lavendercandy! AU

The Stars.

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Soooo I don't think much would be different episode wise?? Aside from Kevin and Lila being together of course lmao.

I think the first part of the episode would just be subtle differences. Like photos of Kevin in the background of Lila's house for example. Maybe him posed with a straight face with Skid and Lila, him and Lila grinning at the camera with Skid, him taking care of Skid and Pump in a photo, etc etc.

Kevin would also most likely be working the night shift judging by how Lila's seemingly trying to sleep in the first part of the episode, so he's probably just out late. And later on, when Skid decides to go for candy—he instead says 'Let's go see Kevin!'. Skid doesn't see Kevin as a dad yet and is still kind of easing up to him, but he's fine with it sort of since at least it's just Kevin and not some terrifying eldritch monster called Lemon Demon. When Kevin sees Skid, he doesn't greet him or Pump rudely—and just greets them regularly. He of course is kind of confused when they ask for three candy cans considering there isn't another person with them. And he's like—"..uhhh.. kid—where's the third one?". Then he sees Eyes off screen, gives him candy, etc etc, and is pretty damn horrified for a bit. And is unsure of what to do since he doesn't know if that was just a nightmare, but he assumes it was after a bit since he doesn't know if any of that could have possibly been real.

When Skid returns home later, he briefly mentions that he went to see Kevin at work, and the regular ending scene plays out. But Lila probably calls Kevin off screen afterward to tell him about what happened, and hearing a completely different sounding story from the one he thought happened (since Lila thinks Skid probably just met a kid who likes astrology or something)—it confirms to him that it was probably only a nightmare and nothing else.

Overall, not much Kevin x Lila content in this episode for this AU aside from a few background details lmao.

[creativelyderangedme]

Fic Recommendations Masterlist

I was recently asked about my recommendations for stories on AO3, and thought, HMMMM this is going to be a long list and damn if I don’t LOVE showing off my favorite writers/stories. SO without further ado... Also, for the most part, I’m going to keep it to anything without Age Restricted content (for the stories, but if you want that list, just come chat with me! :)

Fics for Miraculous Ladybug: ~Mystery~

Who We Are by marielauder 

Missing by ChaoticNeutral

The White Knight and His Queen by Maximilian_Alexander, Miraculous_Max (Maximilian_Alexander) 

Make a Wish, My Dear by Starshipranger97

Love Is In The Square Tonight by Gui_fan_pt

The Murder of Lila Rossi by Cornerverse

Molting by SailorChibi

A Sound of Thunder by Tempomental

The Keys to Paris by epcot97

~Love/Fluff/Soft~

The Perfect Partnership by seasonofthegeek

"Dear Future Me" by MixieBeeble @nobodyfamousposts

Message Belatedly Recieved by Miraculous_Max (Maximilian_Alexander)

Pretty much anything from the “Mary That Girl” Series” by Miraculous_Max (Maximilian_Alexander)

For Better or Worse by Cameo_Cat 

Unexpected surprise by ChocoluckChipz (Totally_lucky), Totally_lucky

Soulmate Survey by penguinnomad @gale-of-the-nomads

What Came Before He Knew Her by epcot97

Warm Hugs by Runadaemon

~Comedy GOLD~

#LetMarinetteDrinkCoffee2K19 by MissEcchi @masked-bixch

The Investigation by 11JJ11 @graaythekwami

O Kwami, Where Art Thou? by Interrobanng @akumatizethisblog

The Ladybugs and The Bees by BullySquadess

Girls Night Out by LNC @lnc2, Squabbler @salty-french-fry

Proceed with Caution by Runadaemon

Throw Me Around Like One of Your French Girls by dfcfanfics @chickenshaker

Porte-Boner by abadmeanman (I tried keeping this off the list but it DESERVES ALL THE RECOGNITION) @abadmeanman

How Miraculous Should Have Ended by CodenameJD 

The Haunting Spectre by Cochrane

Trolling Alya by SailorChibi

The Ladybug Puppet Show by SparklyAxolotl

~Angst/Hurt (with or without comfort)~

It Went To Voicemail by Shaladaze @question-the-daze

Nine Lives by P_Artsypants @p-artsypants

If We Ever Meet Again by Kaeon

Flutter by JelloJolteon @jellojolteon

Always Welcome Here by gay_english_nerd

and I'd give up forever by SailorChibi

~Chat/Message (Because I love them and I don’t care what anyone says)~

keeps you guessing (like any real love) by AlexSeanchai (EllieMurasaki) @alexseanchai, GalahadWilder @galahadwilder

Local Hero Chat Group by So_u_like_pkmn @stark-illerbase  

spotty connections by agrestenoir

Kill Gabriel Agreste 2k19 by CaraIsTrash

chat chat chatting by incipientdream

let's chat by cerulleen

Several Superheroes are Typing... by LollingCat

does papillon have dm's by noaoats

~Badassness~

Best Served in Front of the Whole School by SailorChibi @tsuki-chibi

Anything from @ao3bronte because frankly, that’s where I started reading mlfics.  

Queen of Secrets by SairenHaria

The Forgetting Game by 11paruline44

The Strongest Girl They Knew by UsaChan1997 for WonderBat91939

Queen Bee's Hive by Laelia_Naga

When Lila Gives You Lemons by myheadinthecoudsnotcomingdown

Cat in the Night by SailorChibi

Hold Me By Both Hands by angelofthequeers

Discordant Sonata by EdenDaphne (edelet) @edendaphne

Breaking Point by DOMinMatrix 

~Angry/Protective (Because I LIVE for this trope)~

BAMF Mari Series by Freedom_Shamrock @freedom-shamrock

Teaspoon by lollipop1141

Overdose by CaroVillRod

Chloé's Idiots by StarLightGlisse

Telling Lies? No Mama by Aishling

Bite off more than you can chew and you'll choke. by MissEcchi

looking like [this] by Reiaji

best (fake) smile by Reiaji

~DARK (Like my soul.... jk... or am I?)~

Sweet Dreams by SailorChibi

I’ll add more as I find all of them again (Also, if I added you on the list but didn’t tag you, I’m still working on it promise!)