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D&D Character Ideas

A thousand year old lady being the prettiest creature out there but hating being pretty. They/them. Asexual. Everyone wants them, they just want to live in peace. Passive aggressive. Telling people off like ‘thank you for the compliment but have you considered the fact that maybe your just ugly’. Born wealthy and became an upper class. Joins the party to find purpose and show everyone that elf’s aren’t just pretty. True neutral. The intelligent and rational one. Doesn’t “do humour”

A straight as a line white human male in his twenties. He/him. The dumbest one out there. Thinks he’s got the looks but ain’t got shit. The one party member with the charisma chart at it’s highest. The straight face of a group full of gay creatures. Used to be a fisherman ended up being a rouge, nobody knows how. Tells dad jokes and is the only one that laughs.

A lazy pyro mage. Wants to commit arson every ten seconds. The embodiment of chaotic. Makes a deal with a demon because they can. Has a familiar. Runs towards danger even though the have a simple armour. Genderfluid. Will commit a crime. Has one lost sibling. Dark and horny humour.

A literal child. Is the cutest creature out there that can kill you with her fists. Strongest one of the party. Small bean. She/her. The fighter of the party. Has an amour of 19. Doesn’t know shit but fighting. Punches you as a love language. Doesn’t know what sexuality is but supports it. Becomes later part of the LGBTQ+ community. Has trauma. Will nap whenever and wherever. Sleep deprived small bean. Hates small jokes.

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I have some urgent(for research purposes) questions to the mcu fans

Okay so we all know that: Peter Parker is the chaotic bisexual/bi disaster and a transgender cutie

Is Harley Keener the sassy gay one?

Is Shuri the ‘mean on the outside, soft on the inside’ lesbian?

Is Kate the token straight ally that’s on thin ice / or closeted gay?

Is Yelena the badass comedian ace (and possibly aromantic)?

Is Wanda the mental unstable cutie pansexual that could kill you?

What about Nebula, Cassie, Mj, Ned and Clint’s Barton children?

One thing is for sure Tony Stark is a tired dad that adopts every child with some issues

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Harley ‘come for the accent, stay for the existential crisis’ Keener

Peter ‘i’m about as intimidating as a butterfly’ Parker

Michelle ‘I’m just a humble trash can trying to roll my way through life’ Jones-Watson

Ned ‘holy mother of triangles’ Leeds

Shuri ‘let’s get the hecky heck out of here’

Kate ‘ I’m the living embodiment of it could be worse’ Bishop

Yelena ‘ fight me you ceramic bitch’ Belova

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MCU kids quoting vines,

Harley: I wanna be a cowboy baby

Shuri: This bitch is empty…YEET (throws her wakandan blasters)

Peter: it’s Wednesday my dudes…AHHHHH!

MJ: Is there anything better than pussy, yes a really good book

Ned: Get to Del Taco…they’ve got a new thing called… FRESHAVOCADOO

Kate: Welcome to Chilli’s

Cassie: When there’s too much drama at school… all you gotta do is walk AwAaeaeaeay

Lila: Well… when life gives you lemons (background music starts playing)

Cooper: Ah! Stop! You could have made me drop my croissant

Nathaniel: Look at all those chickens (points at some random cows)

Yelena: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me

Morgan: An avocadooo…thanks!

The rest of the Avengers:

Bonus:

All the kids: I have crippling depression

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Harley Keener‘s and Peter Parker‘s ship song is definitely Dandelions (slowed ver.)

Yall can’t tell me otherwise