#whats canon?

[missmiseryguts]

Honestly I could be doing so much more with my writing and character development abilities but no I snatch an object I like, make a human design then grind canon into the paper shredder to the point where the only thing these mfs share is the name of the object 😨 I've traumatized too many bfb characters and I.I is next on the chopping block

Anyways I'm also starting to WORLD BUILD TOO. I snatched my human objects from the dusty attic and now I'm shoving them into a world. Basically just making a whole ass au where barely anything is similar to canon, I fucking love my life

Since no one actually follows this blog I'm gonna probably post art of my little au world, it's characters and show off how far from canon I can make these poor souls, kind of like an archive of useless au information that won't last ☺ enjoy future me ig LMAO

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

[ottosbigtop]

I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

[nytephox]

Canon? What's that?

Fanfic writers when they don't want to deal with canon

[yeepof]

Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!

[sombrescpsm]

Mouthwashing except Jimmy trips, breaks his neck and fucking dies before he has any time to do horrible Jimmy things to the other characters

A Birthday without a friend

[mr-malumm]

Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺

[hinamie]

to moving forward

[seenthisepisode]

no offence but the reason tumblr is “dying” is, well, yes, of course the cursed like/reblog ratio and the change in user behaviour (because of people being used to how instagram and tiktok work) BUT also the lack of weekly shows. i say it with my whole chest, they don't produce captivating and engaging stupid weekly tv shows anymore because streaming killed that so you have spikes of activity here when Something happens in general fandom or up to three days after a new season of whatever drops and then it's a wasteland. this is obviously an old woman yelling at a cloud missing supernatural and the vampire diaries and pretty little liars and all these other shows type of post but honestly give me back weekly tv shows where i have something to watch for 40 minutes almost every day of the week after work so then i can read and reblog it on tumblr give it back for the sake of my sanity

[foolsocracy]

identity reveals are always fun

[batcavescolony]

*Talia visiting Damian*

Talia: Damian, how are you? *glares at Dick*

Damian: I am doing well mother

Dick: *from behind him* *mouthing: why the fuck are you here?*

Talia: oh that's great! I see you have a new pet? *Mouthing back: to see MY son*

Damian: this is Haley, Grayson's dog, she's staying with me while he goes on a mission.

Dick: *flipping Talia off where Damian can't see* yep, he's so good with animals

Talia: I'm aware *throws a knife at him*

Dick: *throws it back*

[zillychu]

everyone sh. shutd up im cooking smthn

[thisiswhereikeepdcthings]

Justice League identity reveal where they don’t know who Batman is and one day a bunch of them walk in on him just casually eating yogurt in the cafeteria with his cowl off. A bunch of them recognize him, a couple don’t, and they’re all shocked.

Turns out Batman didn’t realize none of them knew who he was, since it had taken him all of ten minutes and three google searches to put everyone’s secret identities together and he just assumed they had all figured it out by this point. Or maybe he had meant to tell them and then just forgotten. Either way, he regularly interacts with half of them outside of hero stuff and hasn’t bothered with the whole separate persona thing with them in years. Shouldn’t they really have figured this out by now? So what if he forgot? This is clearly on them.

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

Little Gummi and his mummi

[lotus-pear]

he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣