#whatever. fucking combusts

[evilestboy]

i'm not kidding when i say this line changed my life forever. mitski you've done it again.

[spkyart]

If I was a worm

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Avatar vs Antagonist switch up

Aang: Hey, what if we like, did a whole antagonist swap thing? Like instead of me fighting Ozai, I get someone else, and someone else gets Ozai? Korra: Oh god yes, let's do it. Roku: That's not really fair, Korra has a lot of enemies. Kuruk: Says the guy that what? Had Sozin? Kyoshi: I call Sozin! And Ozai! Wan: Wait are we really doing this?! Korra: Kyoshi are you sure? What if it's during the comet? Kyoshi: Comet-shmamet. The fight's mine regardless. Kuruk: Kyoshi you seem a little too gungho about this Kyoshi: I have beef with Fire Nation Royalty. Roku: Kyoshi I don't think that's the best mentality- Kyoshi: I don't care! I'm ending their bloodline! *_* Roku: They're still really strong! Kyoshi: I'm stronger! Easy-peasy lemon squeezy! I'll kick their ass over easy! Yangchen it's your turn! Yangchen: I will take Zaheer and P'Li. :) Korra: Are you sure? They're kinda- Yangchen: I'll take out the combustion woman first, giving myself a head in the fight. Kuruk: A....head. Wait, you don't mean you're gonna blo- Yangchen: After that, I'll marionette her corpse in front of that fraud airbender to show him what a real earthly teather is. Then, I'll show him how the pros rip air out of people's lungs. Aang: Jesus Christ what is the matter with those two. Kuruk: I'm taking Vaatu I guess. Both of them. Korra: Why do you want Vaatu? Kuruk: I don't think anyone else here is capable of taking them on, except you, me, and Wan. Korra: Oh fair. Wan: So like both of our Vaatus on at the same time or- Kuruk: Oh spirits no, I'm 1V1ing them. I'm not crazy like Kyoshi or Yangchen. Tho I suppose I'll have to deal with Unalaq too. Korra: Fine, I'll take all of Kuruk's fights then. Kuruk: You sure about that kid? Korra: Yeah I'll just spiritbend, it'll be fine. Aang! Wan! Roku! Have you figured out what you wanna do? Roku: I guess I can take Jianzhu? Wan: Um......the other two Red Lotus I guess? Don't worry Roku, I'll keep the lavabender away from you. ;) Roku: Thanks Wan. :/ Aang: I'm sorry, but are we seriously going to ignore what Kyoshi and Yangchen said?????!

[smolandweirdwriter]

guys if i can't watch fantasy high junior year immediately i am going to cry

[an-american-crisis]

does trump have a secret curse where he MUST bring jan 6th and illegal immigration up in every possible scenario lest he spontaneously combust or something

[foreverxdaydreaming]

x

[sukugo]

obi-wan swallowing bodily fluid and anakin looking down at him with his dark eyes all big and innocent and earnest and going "master... do i taste good?"

[heartburiedingreece]

Christian may not be submissive but he sure is breedable

[teddybeartoji]

RUSHING HERE SOOOO FUCKING FAST tho perhaps i am too late … TAT did anyone beat me to it . MIRIN WITHHHH heaven sent + moonlight + sunlight + polaroid please <3333333 jumping up and down and kicking my feet ……….

ARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WOULDN'T BE ME IF I WASN'T A MILLION YEARS LATE NOW WOULD ITTTTT😭😭 regardless . i am here and so is rin (he is standing behind me) aaand i'm about to talk your ears off so get ready hehehehehe

heaven sent ৻ꪆ how did you and your lover meet?

ok so obviously i couldn't go with the original idea bc me and sae are not friends actually BUUUUUUUUUUUUT . we do still meet through a friend hehehehe bachira my beloved bachira our darling cupid<33333333333 the scenario still stays the same as we once talked - that it was bachira's bday and he had a little party at his place and so obviously i came to visit bc we're bonded together always no matter whether we're in a relationship or not aaaaand so i come in and i'm all omgg happy birthdayyy:3333333 hugging and kissing his cheek and rin was just side-eyeing me from across the room bc we were being loud😭😭😭😭😭

anyway it took us a while to even be in the same space properly just bc he was trying to avoid interactions with everybody lmao he was just sitting in the living room with some other ppl who were playing a video game aaaaaaaaaaaand eventually i was drawn to it too bc omg! i know that game!!!!! and so i ended up sitting RIGHT next to him on the couch hgsagdhgassahgdhgsa it's funny bc i wasn't gonna sit there since it was him and some other guy and i didn't wanna squeeze myself between them but then the other guy was like wtf just come and sit down it's fine. i looked to rin too bc well look i am Well-Mannered alright i needed to know that he's fine with me sitting there too and he just nodded and scooched over a little

i was the one who spoke up first (obviously) and it wasn't anything crazy i just asked whether he's rin bc well bachira has talked abt him and then we (i) started talking about video games and i think this was how i truly Seduced him like heeeey emo boy i know a bunch of horror games in fact i have played a lot of them AND i am relatively good at them i ALSO know about soccer and the shining do you want to be my boyfriend now:33333

we didn't actually change numbers just yet bc well he's... how he is but unfortunately for him i was seared into his mind after that party and he had no other option than to just hope that we'll meet again (if you were to assume he'd ever make the first move in any way shape or form i fear you are horribly mistaken)(but that's okay i am fine with taking the lead hehehehe)

moonlight ৻ꪆ what does a perfect friday night look like for the two of you?

THE CINEMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i try to drag him there at least once a week nyehehehe yk to a point . he's also a little pretentious fuck but he will keep his opinions to himself when i've already said that i like the movie unlike some other.. blorbos . he might huff and puff every once in a while but overall he does whatever i want:333333333

i know the question said "A" perfect night but another thing we really like to do is just . being in the same room togther. i know we're sooo so romantic hgasdghshgdagshdghas no but what i mean is that we're both in the living room, i'm writing on the laptop and he's playing a game and that's literally just it. i mostly ramble to myself like i don't really expect him to listen bc he's obviously focusing on smth else but then i end up asking smth like 'ohh what did i wanna add here' very mindlessly and he just tells me exactly what i wanted to add there ghsadghsaghdghas he's a very good listener he picks up every single little thing i say even when i'm not necessarily talking with him and eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee it makes me melt okay . anyway yeah basically we just really love parallel play lmao

sunlight ৻ꪆ what does a perfect saturday morning look like for the two of you?

step one. he stares at me while i pretend to still be asleep . hgsdasfdsagdgasffg no but he does stay in bed with me for a long time and i loveeee ittt!!!!!! he usually goes running in the mornings but on the weekends he stays with meee:333333

step two. after we get out of bed he jumps into the shower while i face my face and brush my teeth and then i just wait for him to finish so i can help him blowdry his hair and everything hehehehe

this is him after the shower btw

STEP THREE. ANYWAY AND THEN WE GO AND FIND OURSELVES SMTH TO EAT!!!!!! i'm probably talking his ears off as i make the coffee meanwhile he's making us eggs (bc sporty boy needs his protein yk). we take everything slow and it just feels so good to know that we have the day completely to ourselves and that he doesn't have to go and tussle with other sweaty men smhhh

and step four . we watch each other eat (freaks)

aand step five. we get all comfy on the couch and play video games together hehehhee this is a true loser x loser love stroy okay........ tbh a lot of the time it's him watching ME play which i thought was very interesting at first bc he definitely likes to play too but he just always lets me go first and when i try to give him the controller like hey let's switch he just says i can keep on going i'm pretty sure that's just an excuse to stare at me.......... (<333333333)

polaroid ৻ꪆ what’s your favorite picture of them? what’s their favorite picture of you?

HE ONCE FELL ASLEEP WITH HIS FACE BURIED INTO MY HOODIE AND IT WAS SOOO SWEEETTTTTTTT:(((((((((( i had just left it on the couch and while he's not one to take a lot of naps (it's a very rare sight) he did just end up dozing off while i was doing i don't know what. he had the hoodie under his head and he was just kind of nuzzling into it ari it was so fucking cute and so i obviously had to take a pic of him hehehehhee

rin didn't take any pics before i came along lmao i am now forcing him to do it i want him to send me pics of himself when i miss him and wtf who is he to say no???????? they're always a bit silly like the angle is a bit weird and they're a bit blurry and shaky bc he's just not used to taking them but i love them so fucking much okay i treasure them all i save literally every pic he sends me

i'm rambling abt smth irrelevant to the question but i need you to know that he sends me pics of stray cats:333333333 this popped into my head and i can't stop thinking abt it he won't even say anything he just randomly sends me a pic of a cat and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii love him okay the fact that seeing a cat makes him think of me is so sweet:((((((((((((

ANYWAY . his favourite pic of me is one that is one that i took of us together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's a very very simple mirror pic it's literally just us in our pj's, he's wearing a headband he's doing his skincare and i'm just leaning to his side but he loves it a lot<333333333333 told me to send it to him with dusted pink cheeks lmao he's the cutest ever

selfship asks:3333

[no1ryomafan]

One more semi umbraclaw related thought for tonight-mainly cause I haven’t played since last post yes this dawned on me-but you know what I realized? Despite the fact my currents thoughts are “this is game is neat but there’s definitely some weird design choices made” it made me realized why platformers are like the genre of games I can always play and commit to: They actively encourage you to keep trying and figure out how to play right even with all the bullshit they throw at you. A lot of games do this yet there’s something specifically more appealing about this to platformers cause it’s down to learning to navigate stages. Other games its usually just fighting whatever in your way but here its that but with terrain being your main obstacle. And also just the fact platformers are short enough games to keep my attention span LOL but also prove to be more replayable for these reasons, cause it’s short AND the more you play the better you get.

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

okay I AM LEAVING and u all need to YELL AT ME if u see me online

[lunar-eclipse-bunnies]

i hate it! can it manifest in my house pretty please

[magicofrobin]

genuinely don't care if other people hate it or think it's just a fanon thing or whatever but you will have to take little wing as dick's nickname for jason from my cold dead hands i love it so much it's so fucking cute.

[skrunksthatwunk]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 龍が如く | Ryuu ga Gotoku | Yakuza (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Majima Goro & Sagawa Tsukasa Characters: Majima Goro, Sagawa Tsukasa Additional Tags: Genderfluid Majima Goro, Mentioned Saejima Taiga, he's not here though, majima gets dress coded (devastating), Solitary Confinement, Angst, Bittersweet Ending, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Suicidal Thoughts, yeah this one's not pretty sorry guys, Homophobia, Mental Breakdown, thinking about sagawa's sparrow thinking about sagawa's sparrow thinking about sagawa's sparrow th, featuring an oc: majima's shitty unnamed landlord, Abuse, look i don't know how to classify it in particular but it's. Not Good. You Know How It Is With Them, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, in a very traditional sense like. the warnings are no joke, Hurt/Comfort, In The Worst Way Possible, Emotional Manipulation, Emotional/Psychological Abuse, ooh yeah forgot those tags exist. need those for sure, THE PLOT CAN ALSO BE DESCRIBED AS FIVE NIGHTS AT MAJIMA'S PLUS BONUS NIGHTS, also majima accidentally almost gives himself a gay earring situation, which. in hindsight is not explained well, basically around that time gay men used to wear an earring on their right ear, to signal that they were gay. majima's is on his left he's just scared, and sagawa is either messing with him or an old fart who doesn't know hip gay things, take your pick, Relationship Study, Canon-Typical Violence

Summary:

"Woaahh, hold up there, Tiger. What's going on here?" Sagawa said. "What?" Sagawa reached for his face. Majima tensed up as Sagawa's hand brushed the taut cord of his eyepatch. He couldn't tell what he was doing until his hot, sweaty fingers pinched his earlobe. "You pierce this yourself?" "Yeah." "God, it looks awful."

or, in short, majima gets dress coded and sent to gay baby jail

HEY I UH. I MADE A FIC IF YOU GUYS WANNA READ IT. NO PRESSURE OBVIOUSLY

[bogos-bint3d]

Oooooooo you wanna find me great incredible Undyne centric content that I haven't seen before and will be consumed by ooooooooooo

[nohriantomatoes]

G) as someone who works at a shipping warehouse I want yall shopping LESS online!!! Not more!!!

every time I hear someone say “we should just get rid of physical shops and have everything online” I get a bit angry because

a) physical shops are important for those who don’t have access to a computer/ internet/ ect

b) those “weird” and “niche” shops I love so much don’t have the same vibe online, they turn into just another website

c) I hate paying for shipping