#what was 14 year old me ON????

[spaciebabie]

every year during summer vacation i will write 50+ pages of dialogue in a week straight for my oc story and then get so burned out i cant work on it for a year but NO MORE!! WHEN THE HYPERFIXATION GOBLIN TELLS ME TA WORK FOR 10 HOURS STRAIGHT I WILL SAY NO GOBLIN!!! I MUST PACE MYSELF SO I CAN WORK ON IT YEAR ROUND!!!!

[marzipanandminutiae]

if you call children "jizz trophies," "crotch droppings," or anything else that implies that they're not. you know. actual people who don't deserve your scorn for existing in a stage all people go through. you lose any regard I ever had for you

and if you EVER call a woman a "breeder" for whatever reason- even if she's a terrible parent who lets her kids run around and scream, even if she won't stop having children irresponsibly when she can't support them. for whatever reason. you are an untrustworthy person in my eyes and I honestly don't want to interact with you anymore

you don't have to like kids. you don't have to want to be around kids. but you will respect them, and not reduce even shitty women to their reproductive functions, or I won't respect you

[alfheimr]

you feel real to me.

[duckngk]

so sad for the people in the timeline where agent stone was only a character in the first movie. i cant believe that sonic 3 was written with stone having an incredibly integral and heartcrushing part to the narrative, just because lee and jim worked so well together and a bunch of freaks on the internet liked him too much

[petewentzisblack1312]

fall out boy is so fascinating because anyone who doesnt know anything about fall out boy thinks theyre only relevant to millenials who had intense emo phases while anyone who is a huge fall out boy fan is aware of the fact that every single album they release has gotten them a wave of new young fans. and actually thats not even true because every album second album cycle the fans from the one before the last one are like what do you mean you became a fan during the last album cycle i didnt think anyone was still onboarding. and this is going to go on forever until they retire probably.

edit: i must assume you like fall out boy. consider: fall out boy pins.

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[little-pondhead]

DP x DC Prompt

…

There are no more heroes.

Well, okay. Rewind a bit.

Danny has been doing the hero thing for a while now. He’s had a big reveal; everyone has accepted him (including his parents), the GIW disbanded, the Anti-Ecto acts repealed, and generally, everything is going great. Some of the A-Listers are even training as junior ghost hunters to help give him a break from his rogues! (Being Ghost King makes things hectic sometimes, and he just needs the extra help. Sue him!)

The point is, literally nothing is wrong with Danny Phantom’s afterlife.

And then Valerie Gray, the Red Huntress, disappears in front of his eyes.

Danny is baffled! She’s just…gone! Valerie just popped out of existence, like she was never there. But no matter how hard he searches in the Ghost Zone, he can’t find her soul anywhere. His core isn't broken in grief. So she’s not dead. Which is good. So then, where is she?

Some of the others come forward with ideas on how to find her. A few ghosts volunteer to go out into the mortal realm, an area Danny had declared off-limits, to see if she was out there. Danny approves it. He rounds up some of the friendlier (i.e., discreet) ghosts and Amity Parkers and demolishes the outside travel ban.

So everyone spreads out, looking for their dear frenemy and teammate. But it becomes apparent very quickly that something is wrong with the rest of the world.

There are no more heroes.

Every single living superhero on the face of the Earth has just…vanished. Villains are running amok; the countries are in chaos! Some aliens are invading Earth, mythical deities are trying to take over, and society is crumbling to the ground. Everything is on the brink of collapse.

Well, Danny was still there. And so were his people. They were pretty spread out, so could they just…take up the mantles? He also knew where to find the souls of dead heroes in the Zone; surely they wouldn't mind coming out of retirement for a little bit, especially if they couldn't die again. Oh! And that skeleton army leftover from Pariah Dark's reign might be useful in repelling those invading forces.

Honestly, there were more than enough hands to go around! And with the heroes gone, Danny didn't mind letting everyone out for a little break, as long as they followed his rules. They wouldn't stop the search for the other heroes, but hopefully, when they found them, the heroes wouldn't mind Danny's intervention too much. :)

In other words:

Someone fucks up, and all of Earth's living heroes are either wished out of existence or are whisked away to some far-off realm where Danny hasn't checked yet. In the attempt to figure out what's going on, Danny lets the dead run amok over the Earth as they search for clues. The skeleton army repels the invading armies, the souls of dead heroes deal with the world leaders, and his rogues and other Amity Parkers set up shop in place of famous heroes, trying to get the cities under control again.

Basically, they just do their best to keep everything from imploding until the Justice League and others are back.

(And why is it that Danny hasn't disappeared? Well, whatever caused everyone to go poof! only affected living heroes. Anyone heroes that were dead in the first place, or even just half-dead, stayed behind.)

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 134

One of the young justice members is complaining about how their parents or mentors benched them after getting injured. 

And Marvel snorting and saying that that reminds him of Phantom. And of course, the YJ crew, ask who that is. 

“Oh Phantoms my big brother, pops never really understood our human halves or limits so…” and he just shrugs like he didn’t just drop Lore. And the teens smell blood in the water, they want to know more. 

[keepinventory]

its crazy having an oc that was older than you when you made them but now you’re the same age as the oc. you’re literally just my fucking peer now what the hell

[idontcaboose]

Haunted car Au part 15

Previous. Masterpost

“Ok, then “car dude”. What the fuck are you doing and what did you do to Danny?” Red Hood demanded.

Danny wasn't sure to feel threatened by the Red Hood or appreciated over the fact that Jason had gotten the notorious Crime Lord Bat to look for him after only about a day and a half of being a car. He knew the other street kids trusted Jason with their lives, but to ask The Red Hood to find a missing kid was a bit much in his opinion. And while Danny trusted Jason (never with a bet involving stickers and Bat-Items again), he Did Not Trust Hood, especially when in the secret Batcave. He may be kidnapped, but that is better than death by Bats for intruding and finding out secret stuff. Danny was pulled from his thoughts when he felt a rap on the hood of the car.

“Hey, you going to give some form of answer? Or are you actually going to try to play dumb, cause I will take your wheels off.” Hood threatened again.

“Wait, did you just threaten the car equivalent to breaking his legs?” Duke asked, both amused and horrified. “Nope! We are not torturing a car in the Batcave!” Duke proceeded to try to drag Hood away from the Batmobile.

“Ge’ Off Glowstick. I need to know about Danny!-” Hood yelled while shoving Duke away from him, only to be interrupted by the car blasting the word “SAFE!” that sounded like a snip from a baseball game.

“Are you saying that Danny is safe?” Hood clarified.

It took Jason everything he had to not facepalm at the campiest “Ya!” he had ever heard. It reminded him of something from one of those sports themed Disney movies that Dick sometimes makes them watch.

“Ok. Where is Danny?” Hood asked.

Both Duke and Hood heard a sound clip of Ben Kenobi saying “Of course I know him. He’s me.” echo in the cave.

“Danny?” Both vigilantes asked, Duke in confusion and Hood in horror. This was answered with a “correct” dinging noise that was definitely taken from the Riddler.

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[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

Darry can get Dallas n Steve to stop throwing fits about being told what to do SO quickly by just being like u know what. y'all are reminding me of someone. n then just pointin at pony who's standin there like 🫵🧍‍♂️

[tom-is-online]

NO FUCKING WAY

[nothingbizzare]

I am Buzz and i am Cut ! We are the Buzz cut brothers

[royalarchivist]

[ Everyone says goodbye to Roier 👋 ]

Rae: He's so funny! Wtf.

Foolish: Yeah no, he's a funny-ass dude.

Ironmouse: Yeah, he's great.

Foolish: Yeah. Love that guy.

[mynameis-veryfuckingconfused]

He's a really good writer. He's like all dark and emotional.

[lunarharp]

uhh another modern au agott follow-up. They've gotten progressively sillier

[sinclarify]

getting back into bnha after 4 years of not engaging with it at ALL is so weird like waht do u mean i like bakudeku now