#steve is RED in the face

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

Darry can get Dallas n Steve to stop throwing fits about being told what to do SO quickly by just being like u know what. y'all are reminding me of someone. n then just pointin at pony who's standin there like 🫵🧍‍♂️

[transvampireboyfriend]

based on the scene with Nancy and Robin and how upset Steve is that he can't seduce that man, I propose:

Steve would try to fuck every DnD npc whose description sounds mildly attractive to him.

And maybe, coincidentally, the first couple of times it's girl characters, so no one bats an eye when he does the equivalent of sauntering over with a "hi :)".

But then it's a man, a guard maybe and everyone is suspicious at first, but it works. Steve wins him over and it works to their advantage, so no further discussion is needed.

Except, then it starts to become a habit. He beds a prince, a bard, a couple of maids and queens, an elf. Tries an orc, gets killed about it.

And it's so ridiculous, because at least once every session Eddie will introduce someone and Steve will go "I'm gonna sleep with them"

Everyone: "Steve. You don't have to-"

Steve: "I'm gonna"

Everyone: "No one's asking you to-"

Steve: "I approach them with a proposition"

Everyone: "UGH 🙄"

[kingdomvel]

Steve and Eddie, who are both in a city for some music awards the next day, who both decide to go out for a couple of drinks the night before, who entirely thanks to destiny sit next to each other at the bar, who hit it off quickly and start talking and go on and on and on and on...

Steve knows that he recognizes Eddie from somewhere, but he is not entirely sure where from until a guy approaches them asking for a picture with him, that Steve takes very amused, and he realises he's the metal guy Dustin had asked him to take a picture with if he saw him at the awards.

Eddie, on the other hand, doesn't recognise Steve at all, even though he is objectively way more famous than him. It's just that Steve always wears a wig and sunglasses, a moustache that is sometimes fake. It's not like his identity is a secret, he does some interviews without the costume. It's what robin has called his 'drag persona' and not his hannah montana. Gives him some peace in the way that only dedicated fans recognise him when he's out.

The night is coming to an end and Eddie gets a brilliant idea to see Steve again. He asks him to be his date to the award show, like a full date, stand at his side at the red carpet and pose with him and everything, he thinks it will be fun and a very amused Steve agrees.

Eddie is very confused and surprised when the photographers ask to take pictures of his date alone at the red carpet, when some interviewers call out to him and he goes to them easily, but he is too caught up on his own interviews with his band to really pay attention to whatever shenanigans his very hot "anonymous" date has decided to pull.

Eddie is absolutely shocked when his hot "anonymous" date wins artist of the year and kisses him before going on the stage.

[paperbackribs]

[whathehonestfuk]

Platonic hellcheer where Chrissy gets a crush on Robin but because of how stobin is assumes she's dating Steve Eddie offers to flirt with Steve to distract him and maybe get them to break up so Chrissy has a chance (whether he admits to offering this solution so quickly is because he has a crush on Steve is debatable)

Que shenanigans and flustered confused stobin

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Steve: Go fuck yourself

Eddie, winking: Fine but only if you watch

Steve *flood of bi panic*

[viaphni]

He just got a little headache

[xxknoxvixenxx]

pontius & knox (2023) 🥺💋

[oscconfessions]

ALL osc antags are hot. Undeniable.

Steve Cobs [II]? Hot.

Announcer [BFB]? Hot.

Airy [hfjONE]? Hot.

Red Eyes [AIB]? Hot.

Headphones [Object Mayhem]? Hot.

I could go ON and ON..

Even "one-off" or goofy villains. Purple Face [BFB], Evil Leafy [BFDIA], Evil Paper [II1], Spore [AIB], etc.

Signed, yours truly,

🛡📢 Anon [New here!]

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[pastelliek]

"I didn’t ask That is LOVELY, now, if you’d listen," Steven said through gritted teeth, his face burning from rage as he attempted to catch your attention.

[justa-personn]

beginning to feel like we’re never gonna get a sally face 2 release date :(

[unproduciblesmackdown]

actually look at those pieces of seeming red confetti on the floor off the stage platforms (that area of the floor is clear in other pictures i.e. not like a permanent venue design) like maybe bloodsong of love Does throw blood at the audience in the celebratory everybody gathers together in a rush of Song like the christmas extravaganza doing that throwing handfuls of snow at the peak of Baby Please Come Home

[m-owo-n]

In my need to project myself onto Steve Harrington, I’m picturing modern au Steve being a huge fan of Chappell Roan. Like, happened upon Pink Pony Club when it first came out and immediately became obsessed. Robin teases the hell out of him for it when she finds out by finding him listening to Red Wine Supernova on repeat while it was doing rounds on tiktok. He goes full gatekeeper mode, he’s been a fan for years at this point! He’s happy she’s getting the recognition she deserves, but he wasn’t playing it because it was ‘trendy’. Robin backs off and becomes a fan through Steve, who shows her Chappell Roans whole discography.

…all this to say that one day Steve is blasting Casual in his car on a hot summers day, windows rolled down. And he’s singing along-screaming? Along? He’s in the zone, slapping his hands on the steering wheel, nodding his head along as he pulls up to a stop light. And it’s at the part of the song where it goes “Knee deep in the passenger seat and you're eating me out-“ (he’s singing this with his whole being, mind you) when he happens to glance over to his right and he stops singing.

Because sitting in his van also at the light, is a slack jawed Eddie Munson.

Steve turns red.

The song is still blaring.

The light turns green.

Steve thinks he almost broke the gas petal with his takeoff.

[whathehonestfuk]

Stevie loves flashing people once her tits get big enough

1) she has boobies now she's going to show them off

2) it's stupid that she used to be able to walk around shirtless but can't anymore

3)she's a slut at heart

[purple--queen]

seeing this version of Steve with a beard...is stressing me out so much...

[vertigoartgore]

90's Vision (a look brought back during Remender's Axis and more recently in Jed MacKay's Avengers) by Steve Epting and Tom Palmer. The creative team behind the Bob Harras era of the 90's Avengers.