hen: right okay buck, it's your first pride parade today and i just wanna make sure you have everything, water?
buck: check!
hen: snacks?
buck: check!
hen: pride flag painted on face?
buck: *looks in the mirror* check!
hen: sun spray?
buck: check! i also have plasters, just in case
hen: okay you're good! bobby! you ready too?
bobby: *wearing a dad hugs shirt* yep!
buck: *tears up* i love your shirt
bobby: *hugs buck* thanks bud, right we should go! we're meeting tommy there right?
buck: yeah! we're meeting athena there too, let's go!
hen: you kinda need to let bobby go for us to leave buck
buck: *blushes* oh right oops okay, let's go! *runs to the jeep*
bobby: do you think we should tell him athena's wearing a free mum hugs shirt too?
hen: don't you dare
bobby: copy that
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Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"
I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???
And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon
Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back
Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what
Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.
Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me
Hyrule: riiiiight...
Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.
Time: what?!?!
Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.
Time: ...
Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?
Time: ... vent to a fairy?
Warriors: hey old man
Time: no no no not this one asking me please
Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships
Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain
Wars: of course not *smirks*
Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away
Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra
Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!
Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.
Legend: so old man.
Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?
Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.
Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't
Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.
Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE
Malon: lol
Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P
The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch
Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D
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I've heard recently that a lot of people don't know what an ace/aro ring is and I'm curious now
Aro ring is a white ring worn on a middle finger (typically the left hand)
Ace ring is a black ring worn on a middle finger (typically the right hand)
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Labels are like jackets
If it doesn't fit you, you don't have to keep it. You can find another, and you don't have to wear an uncomfortable one in the meantime.
You shouldn't try to change yourself to fit what you wear; it's there to help you, not to box you in.
It's okay if you're still looking for the right thing to wear. You'll always be yourself on the inside. You have time.
You don't need one if you don't want it. It's okay to not wear them. They're for helping to explain what you are to yourself and others. They are not for restricting yourself in a different way.
Sometimes you're forced to wear something even when it doesn't fit you. Some people won't tolerate you for who you are. Fuck them!
You choose what you wear! It's yours and it's your right to wear what you want.
Proofread by @moonmerchant
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perks of writing older zimbits: strong nonverbal communication, lots of inside jokes, getting to work through jack’s retirement and bitty’s career success, really REALLY tender, peak ride-or-die energy
pitfalls of writing older zimbits: fellas is it weird that jack’s inner monologue still defaults to “bitty” when bitty is a 44-year-old father of three who hasn’t played organized hockey in years
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