#what the homoerotic fuck

[kastrullhaj]

Send me your best Hannigram fic recommendations, I just finished the show😃😃

[starjunkyard]

Hilson should have had ONE. (1) honest to god fistfight. Not talking about no pansy ass scuffle either i need a FIGHT. Im talking bloodied noses nd bruised cheeks. I need them to exchange words that will alter the course of their relationship forever. MOST OF ALL. They need to make out nastystyle afterwards

[babacontainsmultitudes]

RIP Will Campos the only person who was murdered this episode.

[rainbowfartblaster]

VIKTORS HAND CARESSING SOOTHINGLY AROUJD JAYCES ARM I JUST DIED

[dykepaldi]

so twelveclara obviously didnt have sex but i think they probably did some weird shit a few times that was sex without having sex. and they were both like hmmmm lets never speak of this

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Gay people never flirt normally its always gotta be shit like You couldn't even keep me tied to a chair, daddy should have taught you how to tie a better knot, boyo

[l1li4n]

no because why don't we talk about this more?

[borgialucrezia]

(If Cesare is dissatisfied that Micheletto isn't his brother instead of Juan) "Not exactly, because Cesare and Micheletto's relationship is more or less secret, hidden. They don't know too much about each other. Well, Micheletto has absolutely no grasp of what the rest of Cesare's life is, and Cesare is very respectful of Micheletto being so secretive about himself, and I don't think he really wants to know. It's not really a friendship, because there is an idea of hierarchy, but it's not master and slave, either. It's not boss and employee. It's something very complex. It's not equal, but there is a lot of trust. While with Juan, I think it all comes from a very deep place. His brother faces different struggles and is very naive, so Cesare pushes him by teaching him lessons. He also understands how hard it must be to do that, or at least he had good intentions towards him in the beginning, with some sort of really loving brotherly undertone under all of this hard teaching." — François Arnaud

[maleficore]

The fact that Durge and Astarion can't roll around on the ground, fighting like feral cats during their first meeting is a crime

[bakudekublogblog]

talking to normal people about mha is always so enlightening because someone told me they didn't like season six and i was like???? THE BIBLE??????? YOU DONT LIKE THE BIBLE??? BAKUGOU KATSUKI RISING?? THE APOLOGY??? THE CHASING AFTER HIM TO FIGHT SHIGARAKI, THE REVEAL KATSUKI HAS BEEN WORRIED ABOUT IZUKU, IZUKU'S FERAL RAGE WHEN KATSUKI IS STABBED, KATSUKI BEING THE ONE TO FIND IZUKU AND THEN THE ONE TO BRING HIM HOME??? YOU DONT ENJOY THE SACRED TEXTS?? and then i'm like oh right not everyone is a fujoshi high on that sweet, sweet bkdk yaoi

[alacants]

juanki & ferru: the lore

(or, why i am so abnormal about them.)

they've known each other since they were kids in valencia - juanki played youth tennis with ferru's older brother (who was a junior champion) and later ferru spent a year at the academy

"Even when we were little we played together… we have been friends since we were small."

they're self-described best friends + were joined at the hip on the circuit

tennis club unveils a statue of juanki in his hometown? ferru is there. ferru's family throws him a surprise birthday party? juanki is there. holding clinics. going on retreats. traveling to and from tournaments together. coordinating which tournaments they enter so they can travel to and from tournaments together. ← YES, REALLY.

in ferru's own words, "it's always better with him." ok.

they didn't actually play each other that often - their h2h is 7-2 in ferru's favor. they did famously meet in back to back finals in 2010 - appropriately, juanki won one and ferru won the other. :)

in 2009 juanki was called up to the davis cup team for the first time in 4 years. first he was supposed to be a reserve, then he was supposed to play a dead rubber. then fernando verdasco melted down, the fifth rubber became very live, and he ended up single-handedly saving the day and sending them to the sfs.

so when in the final ferru came back from 1-6 2-6 down to beat radek stepanek he immediately raced over to throw himself in juanki's arms, rip alberto costa who got in the way. then of course he dedicated the win to juanki.

the davis cup is just… a whole thing with both of them. so it's appropriate that now etc.

speaking of tournaments that are a whole thing with both of them. after juanki bought the rights to the valencia open, he invited ferru to share them. true love is (checks notes) co-parenting an atp 500 tournament

so when juanki decided to retire he chose valencia as his last tournament 

he went out in the first round. ferru won the entire tournament in his honor. <- they said it, not me.

immediately after ferru's match winner he ran over to find juanki in the stands for a hug so long i had to split it into two gifs

then he dedicated the title to juanki. ("Este triunfo forma parte de ti, te lo dedico exclusivamente para ti.")

they also entered for doubles and made it all the way to the semifinals despite the fact that they had never played a doubles match together before

after their first doubles match (and surprise win) there was a big farewell ceremony during which ferru gave a speech about how juanki was destined by the stars to play tennis and visibly fought back tears as juanki stared soulfully into his eyes.

they got married three months apart, which could mean nothing

when ferru retired in 2019 juanki wrote him a lengthy open letter about his feelings

and threw him a personal tribute celebration. you know, in addition to his actual retirement ceremony.

specifically he held a day long festival of ferru at the jcf academy that included, in decreasing order of normality:

exhibition match feat. some 16 year old kid named carlos alcaraz

juanki/ferru match

unveiling of Pista David Ferrer, aka the new name of center court (and the start of an academy tradition…)

presentation of a PORTRAIT PAINTING juanki SPECIALLY COMMISSIONED of their valencia 2012 embrace

i can actually barely look at it without getting severe secondhand embarrassment but the academy uploaded like a hundred photos to facebook

to this day when they play each other in legends events ferru is out there saying things like I JUST HOPE I CAN PLAY AS WELL AS YOU <3 never mind the aforementioned 7-2 h2h. this man is down just as bad as carlitos and it's been TWENTY YEARS

meanwhile ferru is constantly dropping by the academy for funsies. and in carlos' box. and at his practice. and that's BEFORE you get to the davis cup. 

in summary: what if the royal spanish tennis federation paid you to co-parent a grand slam winner with your boyfriend <3 that's what we call a happy ending!

[marypsue]

Something about The Lost Boys, a deeply, deliberately queer movie all about vampires (so necessarily obsessed with blood transfer/exchange), where being attracted to the wrong person, taking risks around them, taking their tainted blood into your body, will change your life irrevocably and doom you to death, coming out in 1987, and saying that the real source of the majority of the problems caused by sharing tainted blood is a respectable middle-aged middle-class white man obsessed with power, heteronormativity, and the replication and eternal enshrinement of the nuclear family structure, and that the only way to survive and cure the infection is to destroy him...whoooo.

[cadillacjohnf1]

Try and tell me I'm wrong. I dare you.

[manchesterau]

dan was disappointed that challengers wasnt gay enough so they BETTER bring it for the tour i want them to go places theyve never been before

[jelestes]

Rewatching that one ep of svu when the suspect asks “have you ever made love to a woman?” and liv is DEAD SILENT and we all know that 1. this is canonical evidence that this woman is in fact not straight (I refuse to believe olivia benson is straight), 2. she was reminiscing that one time she fucked casey novak just to get her to shut the fuck up. y’all know i’m right !!!

[yourfavoritecommentor]

Discussion. How high, realistically, do we think are the chances of nandormo ending up cannon? Discuss.

(I'm getting nervous and even tho I thought the chances were good, after seeing following tiktok I'm not so sure anymore, please someone share their opinion I'm going insane)

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Now I think this so be a very wierd thing to say but what if this person is right? I am quite scared that the writers will force a straight relationship just because, which in my mind would be just a weirdly disapointing choice of writing. Purely because of the fact that we have astablished already that Guillermo and Nandor have been set up for a romantic(-y) relationship in past episodes and seasons and this is not just the audiences imagination. I think it would lowkey be a hard hit for queer media to take but also very disapointing and sad right? And why it that? BECAUSE THEY WERE SET UP FOR A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP VERY FUCKING OBVIOUSLY?!?!

(also to the commentor from the tiktok this would 100% not be a thing you would say if it was about a straight ship, not indicating anything but I feel like you might not be so fond of queer media representation)

|| Edit: Please know that this is not me complaining just because there might not be gayness happening after all AND ALSO PLEASE KNOW THAT I DO NOT WANT THEM TO BE JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE TWO MEN (please believe me I'm not that kind of wierd😔🙏🏻) + accusing the show/writers of queerbait + I did NOT EVEN know about this ship when I started watching the show and I don't rely my enjoyment of it solely on this ship BUT I feel like this is just more proof of their pre-romantic relationship? Them not ending up together will not ruin my enjoyment of the show and my sencere wish for them to end up together is just me getting my lill emotions involved in their lill fictional relationship, I'm not forcing a ship onto anyone/thing this is a thing in the show that actors and writers are aware of obvi??

‼️Also I do this here is for funsies and nothing more so never take me too seriously‼️||