#what the homoerotic fuck

[kastrullhaj]

Send me your best Hannigram fic recommendations, I just finished the show😃😃

[cuubism]

i kind of sympathize with Sadeas re: Dalinar in Way of Kings. if I knew a guy who was basically like a rabid dog barely contained on a leash back when we were launching a military coup together and he had a kill count of like 999999999 civilians and then he had a complete mental breakdown and then came back from it like "hey I'm Catholic now and by the way God Is Speaking To Me and told me the apocalypse is coming" well i probably wouldn't want that guy in charge of anything either. to be honest

[starjunkyard]

Hilson should have had ONE. (1) honest to god fistfight. Not talking about no pansy ass scuffle either i need a FIGHT. Im talking bloodied noses nd bruised cheeks. I need them to exchange words that will alter the course of their relationship forever. MOST OF ALL. They need to make out nastystyle afterwards

[babacontainsmultitudes]

RIP Will Campos the only person who was murdered this episode.

[deatheggbro]

Stone stands by Robotnik thru anything and everything, that much is clear, but it really gets me that Stone is so patient with his major depressive episode.

Eggman stops taking care of himself, loses all ambition, lives in utter squalor, and Stone still thinks he's a resourceful, brilliant man, worthy as a roommate, worthy as a friend, worthy enough to love and care for. It's touching. They didn't have to go this hard in a children's movie but they did.

[rainbowfartblaster]

VIKTORS HAND CARESSING SOOTHINGLY AROUJD JAYCES ARM I JUST DIED

[dykepaldi]

so twelveclara obviously didnt have sex but i think they probably did some weird shit a few times that was sex without having sex. and they were both like hmmmm lets never speak of this

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

Gay people never flirt normally its always gotta be shit like You couldn't even keep me tied to a chair, daddy should have taught you how to tie a better knot, boyo

[l1li4n]

no because why don't we talk about this more?

[toppermostpoppermost]

JARED LETO as Hephaestion

ALEXANDER (2004) dir. Oliver Stone

[borgialucrezia]

(If Cesare is dissatisfied that Micheletto isn't his brother instead of Juan) "Not exactly, because Cesare and Micheletto's relationship is more or less secret, hidden. They don't know too much about each other. Well, Micheletto has absolutely no grasp of what the rest of Cesare's life is, and Cesare is very respectful of Micheletto being so secretive about himself, and I don't think he really wants to know. It's not really a friendship, because there is an idea of hierarchy, but it's not master and slave, either. It's not boss and employee. It's something very complex. It's not equal, but there is a lot of trust. While with Juan, I think it all comes from a very deep place. His brother faces different struggles and is very naive, so Cesare pushes him by teaching him lessons. He also understands how hard it must be to do that, or at least he had good intentions towards him in the beginning, with some sort of really loving brotherly undertone under all of this hard teaching." — François Arnaud

[thescreaminghat]

ok but the entire "optimus and megatron vs. unicron" arc in tf armada was so iconic (spoilers). these bitches are airlifted into unicron to destroy it from the inside, then five seconds after encountering unicron's herald, sideways, megs immediately gets put into a genjutsu. sideways gives optimus the option of a) dying or b) "merging" with unicron, which, likely due to sideways's line delivery and the general framing of the situation, felt (to me) like he was an instigator on The Bachelor trying to sabotage op's choice in an upcoming rose ceremony. optimus is also kind of a slippery bastard so he literally just says nothing, like he's seriously contemplating the possibility of getting with Some Crazy Mech over saving the universe, right in front of his zonked out ex. brother knew primus was going to get him out of that messiness (aka via the intervention of the minicons). sideways is defeated and optimus kills him with his sidearm, in full view of the human kids that have tagged along for the final battle.

keep in mind that megatron has not been useful at any point since landing inside unicron. my guy decides to change all of this by declaring, minutes after unicron goes into stasis, that he NEEDS to FIGHT optimus NOW, it CANNOT wait, he NEEDS to be SATISFIED by optimus, he MISSES the way they used to FIGHT each other, he KNOWS optimus LOVES the SMELL of FIGHTING, there is NO OTHER WAY for them to deal with the negative emotions they keep generating and supplying unicron with by being alive TOGETHER, WHY won't optimus just FIGHT--

op's ensuing exasperation literally begins radiating through the viewer's screen, and after gently shooing the kids and minicons away, he suddenly tears out and throws away the matrix of leadership from his chest, declaring that he doesn't need it to FIGHT megatron. not only does this go super hard for optimus's development as a character and symbol of the autobots, it also goes super hard for megatron, in more ways than one (probably). and then they fight, and it's so entertaining and raw, and then after these two have stopped acting stupid for each other megadummy decides to sacrifice himself to save his sworn enemy. i love them so fucking much

[theloverboy27]

having a good day and then remembering the nefarious homoerotic friendship

[maleficore]

The fact that Durge and Astarion can't roll around on the ground, fighting like feral cats during their first meeting is a crime

[bakudekublogblog]

talking to normal people about mha is always so enlightening because someone told me they didn't like season six and i was like???? THE BIBLE??????? YOU DONT LIKE THE BIBLE??? BAKUGOU KATSUKI RISING?? THE APOLOGY??? THE CHASING AFTER HIM TO FIGHT SHIGARAKI, THE REVEAL KATSUKI HAS BEEN WORRIED ABOUT IZUKU, IZUKU'S FERAL RAGE WHEN KATSUKI IS STABBED, KATSUKI BEING THE ONE TO FIND IZUKU AND THEN THE ONE TO BRING HIM HOME??? YOU DONT ENJOY THE SACRED TEXTS?? and then i'm like oh right not everyone is a fujoshi high on that sweet, sweet bkdk yaoi

[alacants]

juanki & ferru: the lore

(or, why i am so abnormal about them.)

they've known each other since they were kids in valencia - juanki played youth tennis with ferru's older brother (who was a junior champion) and later ferru spent a year at the academy

"Even when we were little we played together… we have been friends since we were small."

they're self-described best friends + were joined at the hip on the circuit

tennis club unveils a statue of juanki in his hometown? ferru is there. ferru's family throws him a surprise birthday party? juanki is there. holding clinics. going on retreats. traveling to and from tournaments together. coordinating which tournaments they enter so they can travel to and from tournaments together. ← YES, REALLY.

in ferru's own words, "it's always better with him." ok.

they didn't actually play each other that often - their h2h is 7-2 in ferru's favor. they did famously meet in back to back finals in 2010 - appropriately, juanki won one and ferru won the other. :)

in 2009 juanki was called up to the davis cup team for the first time in 4 years. first he was supposed to be a reserve, then he was supposed to play a dead rubber. then fernando verdasco melted down, the fifth rubber became very live, and he ended up single-handedly saving the day and sending them to the sfs.

so when in the final ferru came back from 1-6 2-6 down to beat radek stepanek he immediately raced over to throw himself in juanki's arms, rip alberto costa who got in the way. then of course he dedicated the win to juanki.

the davis cup is just… a whole thing with both of them. so it's appropriate that now etc.

speaking of tournaments that are a whole thing with both of them. after juanki bought the rights to the valencia open, he invited ferru to share them. true love is (checks notes) co-parenting an atp 500 tournament

so when juanki decided to retire he chose valencia as his last tournament 

he went out in the first round. ferru won the entire tournament in his honor. <- they said it, not me.

immediately after ferru's match winner he ran over to find juanki in the stands for a hug so long i had to split it into two gifs

then he dedicated the title to juanki. ("Este triunfo forma parte de ti, te lo dedico exclusivamente para ti.")

they also entered for doubles and made it all the way to the semifinals despite the fact that they had never played a doubles match together before

after their first doubles match (and surprise win) there was a big farewell ceremony during which ferru gave a speech about how juanki was destined by the stars to play tennis and visibly fought back tears as juanki stared soulfully into his eyes.

they got married three months apart, which could mean nothing

when ferru retired in 2019 juanki wrote him a lengthy open letter about his feelings

and threw him a personal tribute celebration. you know, in addition to his actual retirement ceremony.

specifically he held a day long festival of ferru at the jcf academy that included, in decreasing order of normality:

exhibition match feat. some 16 year old kid named carlos alcaraz

juanki/ferru match

unveiling of Pista David Ferrer, aka the new name of center court (and the start of an academy tradition…)

presentation of a PORTRAIT PAINTING juanki SPECIALLY COMMISSIONED of their valencia 2012 embrace

i can actually barely look at it without getting severe secondhand embarrassment but the academy uploaded like a hundred photos to facebook

to this day when they play each other in legends events ferru is out there saying things like I JUST HOPE I CAN PLAY AS WELL AS YOU <3 never mind the aforementioned 7-2 h2h. this man is down just as bad as carlitos and it's been TWENTY YEARS

meanwhile ferru is constantly dropping by the academy for funsies. and in carlos' box. and at his practice. and that's BEFORE you get to the davis cup. 

in summary: what if the royal spanish tennis federation paid you to co-parent a grand slam winner with your boyfriend <3 that's what we call a happy ending!