#what the hell is a period

[federaliszt]

extremely convoluted sentence structure with an extraordinary and borderline-unnecessary number of predicate clauses, parentheses, m--dashes, and semicolons?

in my fic?

it's more likely than you'd think!

[girlkisser25]

me!!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

you want a new kind of guy, fine, i raise you: the lady i was briefly roommates with in college who once smoked a blunt at a party and then spent an hour confessing earnestly to me that she genuinely preferred reading detailed episode recaps over actually watching the tv show in question

[ricky-mortis]

Curly haired Agent Curt Mega :D

[perceptivehands]

|| Miss Scarlet and The Duke » 4.04 "The Diamond Feather" ||

[waifspiration]

“i love sylvia plath!!!” she would’ve hated u lol ur not white 🩷

[spacebubblehomebase]

Not art this time but...

Headcanon: Lucifer visits Earth every decade or so as a part of his job as the ruler of Hell. He does it to learn about new sins as "subtly" as he could.

Lucifer: What is ray-sings-sims? Raising-sims? Raisins? Rain-Race-sin? R-Racisms? YES! That! Is it the one where people hate on the opposite sex for absolutely no reason even though humans were all made of the same cosmic dust?

Black woman: (Looking amused at the most stereotypical rich white guy she's ever met asking about sexism and racism.)

Lucifer: Yeah. This cocaine thing is doing absolutely nothing for me. I don't really get it, but this is a sin too. So marking that off the list! Thanks for letting me have a go at this, uh, Mr. Dealer? That's your last name, right? Oh man. I'm really bad at remembering names, but have this as a token of my appreciation. (Gives him a thousand dollars which is basically worth even more at the time.)

Drug dealer: (Gobsmacked the guy was still able to keep walking after practically inhaling every drug in existence back then in one go.)

Lucifer: So this, um, cult thing? How did it get assigned to our department again? It sounds just like what Heaven does to me. Huh. Ah well. I guess I'll just roll with it like everyone else here. (Shrugs.) Yay, cult! Sooo do I get to keep the robe? It's kinda comfy- Aw wait there's murder? One died a-and another... Oh... OH... Ooooh boy. Oof. Yikes... So this means I can DEFINITELY keep the robe, right?

Lucifer: Ah yes. Burning the witch. Time to list down all the sorry souls who threw their life into the flame by believing in the occult arts. (Lists down everyone in the crowd who burned said "witch.") And as for Ms. Agnes The Witch here... Hmm. Well, that's for Heaven to worry about! Toodles~! Or, uh, Tickety-Boo!

(Needless to say, dear Luci has been an accidental charmer back on Earth. ^v^ Specially to sinners and people who were just unjustly treated during those times. He just had to see what every sin was for himself and try them out from time to time, but he didn't know he's been perceived as acting with the manners and traditions he gathered from the LAST decade he was on Earth so to everyone who's long gone pass those times, he comes off as a polite old-school rich white man. Naive yet surprisingly non-judgemental.)

-Bubbly💙

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Not to be a total asshole here but if I get one more "I need more! give me more!" comment on my Platonic Sugar Baby Buddie AU, it's going away. It has literally been two weeks since my last update, during which time I've been working on another fanfic, finishing up my second part-time job, working a full-time job, and being an adult with a full life.

I have never experienced this amount of whining in my entire time in this fandom and I can only presume that it's new people to the fandom who have an appalling lack of etiquette.

It's literally people just saying "give me more! I want more! hurry up!" And while none of you are at all entitled to my personal business, it sure doesn't help the depressive episode I'm in that y'all are doing this.

I love sharing my fics with you guys, and I love the enthusiasm and joy that you have for my writing. But the sudden influx of demands for sequels, for specific scenes in fics, unprompted fic, smut, and chapter suggestions, and now just outright demanding like a toddler for an update is disheartening, annoying, and the opposite of encouraging.

Please stop. Please. Please stop.

[haunted-xander]

Alone

[cherrybitezz]

sharing a bed with your lover in the future is so weird cause what if you're on your period and you bleed through? what if it gets on your partner?😭🙏

[shandaiyuh]

I just read a very old reddit post where a lady lied to her boyfriend about "peeling" her "old skin" right after or during her period. And the bf didn't hesitate to believe her and try and make her more comfortable and pampered during those times. Thing is, the girl also convinced all women on her bf's life to keep up with this lie. Of course, he ended up finding out, and he laughed he's ass off at his own naiveness and stupidity.

Now, don't tell me this isn't something that: Mammon (OM), Leviathan (OM), Beelzebub (OM), Deuce Spade (TWST), Malleus Draconia (TWST), Leraye (WHB) , Stolas (WHB)... would completely do.

I can see them just being so worried over their girl, completely adorable idiots.

[dollyiia]

[barb-l]

Just finished reading the Chaggie fic "Igual". I laughed, I cried. It was real damn guuuud

[insaneinpink]

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[corpiote]

levi💀

the prologue is great. Now im gonna go cry since I didn't get it with my discount pull cnsjsj

[natsukicookies100]

Yall I need a best friend's brother trope fanfic, I'm literally a stucker for those and this trope is so so underrated! So please recommend me one 😭