#what the fuvk 😭😭😭😭

[heatwa-ves]

Guys..

[cowboylikemaybelle]

sega and Netflix were INSANE including that one shadow line in the newest season😭😭

[frieza-pp]

fire emblem three houses is a fucking goldmine

[snowddeong]

What in the fuck ao3 plaigerism is THAT bad????

[girlivealwaysbean]

i love slice of life so much they'll be eating pizza in the same bed and bickering and ive already dreamed up scenarios of them as boyfriends making each other soup because he doesn't wanna eat pizza scolding him for crumbs on bed cuddling each other to sleep on the single bed HELP ME STOP ME

[anakin-pilled]

NO ONE FUCKING TALK TO ME TAYLOR JUST PERFORMED CORNELIA STREET AT THE SURPRISE SONG FOR TONIGHT OH MY HKJOJROIHGISOOB i am heartbroken. i cant believe she actually did this...AND I WASNT THERE TO WITNESS IT?!>LMROQNFIJI please hold me in your condolences... YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I WANTED THIS SONG SINCE DAY 1 PLEASEEEEEE IM SO JEALOUS

I JUST WANT TO HEAR CORNELIA STREET AND DEATH BY A THOUSAND CUTS LIVE PLEASE!!!!!!!! i should be sleeping this is what i get for staying up past my bed time plnsfang;ibiajn'binh'p YOU GUYS DONT UNDERSTAND THE EMOTIONAL CONNECTION I HAVE TO THESE SONGS PLEAAEWEEEEEE

[le-scenariste]

Y'all this mentally ill thing kinda sucks ass I won't lie

[neonvqmpire]

vent in the tags

[panumbalik]

Bruh i keep forgetting im an artist and then i keep feeling stupid whenever i try to be something im not ekhskshsksk

[cozymochi]

OH MY G— THIS WAS WHAT YOU WERE DOING?!! 😭😭

❝ The Lionguard Gambit ❞

Nyoka Wadjet x Prefect Reader

The prefect requires some help. The snakeman will not provide it without a catch. There is chess, and a more harrowing "game" is maybe played too.

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babes, bros, and nonbinary beaus, I present to you the highly anticipated ''x reader'' ficlet for @cozymochi and @oddberryshortcake 's slitheringly handsome oc!

because let's be so real, we all down bad for that snake boi.

(and happy christmas you two dears! <3 I hope you do enjoy this and that it lifts your spirits fghsjk and i am so sorry if he is wildly ooc,, I tried my best 😭)

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“I know a guy for that.”

"Yeah. I'm kinda... I'm kind of here because you do, actually."

Nyoka Wadjet did not look amused.

You folded your fingers together and regarded the venomous beastman as passively and politely as you were able.

"Look. I know since we've been sticking around in Savanaclaw lately, Grim has been pushing your boundaries here and there. So if you help me, I'll make sure he doesn't bother you again like that... for two whole weeks."

Air pushed slowly through his nostrils. He was regarding you more seriously now.

Approaching the very allusive, and admittedly rather frightful, student in order to find somebody who could counterfeit thaumarks was perhaps not the most self-preserving decision you'd made. But it was imperative to a growing idea you had on how to deal with you and your friends' latest Azul troubles.

"Three weeks." You sweetened the deal.

Nyoka's eyes narrowed.

"He landed on my head." was stated factually, like the action's offense spoke for itself.

That had indeed happened. Grim was not a often creature of preserving personal space.

"A month?" You tried.

"A year."

Well that wasn't happening. "Um. I could offer two months, maybe." People really had a tendency to overestimate your level of control over that little (lovable) demon.

It seemed like that was not a favorable compromise. Nyoka's attention dipped from you and moved to the room's center where he had previously been seated.

Your stare followed his towards the shining, porcelain chess set readied and untouched at the low-standing table. Sparking a different tactic.

"Or, maybe you could play me for it?"

His gaze swung lazily back at you. Something about the action, and the hooded way his eyes looked, put little tingles along your arms.

"I promise I actually know how to play." You said, in case he was doubting your authenticity.

Movement caught your attention behind his legs, and a second later, his long tail came swishing side to side. A myriad of scales glittering under the sunroof's light.

A somersault happened inside your stomach, but was ignored in favor of catching Nyoka's next words.

“I like to be on the winning side.”

"Is that you doubting yourself against me?" You pushed.

He tipped his chin up slightly, a sun-flare running over his glasses.

“One battle doesn’t lose a war, prefect.”

The message was clear. Challenge Accepted.

He waved a gloved hand, inviting you to sit, which you obliged.

"Alright." Nyoka told you, easing himself gracefully onto the opposing seat. "If you beat me, I will connect you with my friend. But if I beat you, you will forbid your familiar from invading my presence for the remainder of the year."

Oh dear. He was dead-set on that, wasn't he.

Your eyes met. The colors in his clashed your own.

These were desperate times.

"Deal."

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The first few minutes of the game were done mostly in silence.

While it was true you knew how to play (at least, back in your home world you had) it'd been awhile since you'd done so for real, and there was a necessary amount of concentration needed in the first half while you eased back into things.

Nyoka, naturally, was a hard player from the start.

Though some of the plays and tactics he tried helped along in jogging your memory of the nuances, there was still some clear rust in your play, whereas he was all refined sharpness.

Poising in ponder, then striking fast.

Quick as a cobra.

The game did not take long to be leant in his favor.

And the silence was becoming brutal.

It was very quiet in the room, which made sense as to why Nyoka liked to frequent here. And it wasn't unsettling.

That was not the issue.

The distress came because in its peace, it caused the only sound you could latch onto in the whole room was the slow, deep, even breaths leaving the man's chest.

Slow in, slower out, over and over.

Each breath led your concentration to phase in and out of the game with it.

When you snapped back to, you found you just lost one of your knights. Rather viciously.

"You're really subtle with your attacks." You noted sardonically, mostly just to say anything.

There was a shake to your hands as they moved your king.

Nyoka watched you fidget.

In reply, there was a smooth counter of; "Hmph. Like a drop to the head."

You wetted your lips. Moved a pawn. "Grim's harmless, just very personable."

"He is lucky I didn't bite him." Nyoka murmured.

You were still a little lost to thought when this was said, so your ears failed to detect if its inflection held jest or sarcasm.

"Really? I figured you too elegant to go around handling annoyances with your teeth," Slipped out of your mouth before sense caught up to it.

His eyes slid at you. Pinned you there.

Something in your gut flipped.

"I should bite you, Prefect."

The game, and entire room, might have disappeared, but right then you couldn't have been sure.

He spoke it low, and it rolled out of his throat in a way that sent heat down your back. "But I think I wouldn't get the taste out of my mouth for days."

The heat became infernal.

Your head turned away, cheek meeting the forgiving cold of the sofa, desperate to pretend those words weren't the most charged thing you'd experienced in your time here.

"Calm yourself," He intoned, and maybe it was your racing mind, but you almost thought he had the gall to sound amused. "Any venom I have is reserved for other targets."

Oh, you were anything but calm. But there was a bell ringing in the distance, another later hour revealing itself.

It was getting late, and you still had a chess game at stake.

Nyoka exhaled, a low and long huff that makes you at once certain you won't be able to stand for a long while after this.

It felt like a lot of things were at stake right now.

From infernal to charred, you were a wreck at this point.

Forcing your focus to cooperate, the board came back to life before you and a realization was brought with it.

"Finding it difficult to think?" His words were edged with a sultry hiss.

You steeled. Made your move fast. Trying to keep your face unchanging.

Nyoka fluttered his long fingers atop his pieces, calculating, before finally resting atop his queen. And took your pawn.

A sudden sense of victory quelled all other emotions within you, and with haste you moved your knight into a position that seemed vulnerable.

Taking the bait, Nyoka moved his queen back where it was before.

You strike, using your bishop to fly across the board for the winning move. Exclaiming "Check!" and knocking porcelain against porcelain. Hands springing up, elated. "Hah! I did it! The Lionguard Gambit!"

Nyoka looked up at you fast, then moved aback. Expression one you couldn't define. "The... What."

You remain as you are. Enjoying the simmer of your victory.

Thanking the gods, the Seven for having provided the luck that led you to stumble across that move in a late-night library study one evening.

The snakeman stared at you a long time.

The longer that the seconds ticked by, the less sure of yourself you became. Fearful there had been a miscalculation or premature celebration.

You hadn't done it wrong, had you?

And then, Nyoka said; "...Lionheart Gambit?"

A rush of burning sensation to your ears coaxed your arms into a deflate.

"Oh." That was embarrassing. "Well- you know what I meant! My point is, I won!"

"So you did." He relented, sparing you by moving on from your blunder.

It had felt like your mispronunciation had sort of rattled him, for whatever reason, but that was a mystery for another time.

“Some battles can turn a war’s tides, snake eyes.” You said, tone lilting once more coy.

Nyoka lowered himself into the spine of his chair with crossing arms.

You waited. "...Um. So. Nyoka?"

"Don't get fretful, prefect, I withhold my ends of bargains. I'll introduce you to the person you seek tomorrow."

You felt a press of disappoint, but relented that it had gotten late. You hadn't realized when the sun's shine had been replaced with the softer lights of the overhead lanterns.

Rising from the seat, knees mercifully only wobbling a little, you offered him thanks and began to make the - perhaps a little purposefully slowed - trek towards the exit.

"Well. Goodnight, Nyoka."

"Hmm."

"You not going to sleep?"

"In a while."

“Ah. Putting in some extra practice for when you get a good chess partner?” You tossed playfully over a shoulder.

“That is not an issue.”

Nyoka rolled his fingers into a fist and set his chin on it. He did not look back at you, but somehow, the heat in your chest returned all the same.

And beyond noise of the door shutting after you, you caught six words that kept that heat burning low in your chest for the whole night following;

“I know a prefect for that.”

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fin.

[stevejobsbuysasamsung]

Okay so my housemate and i like to sit on the couch and watch star trek (theyve never seen it before) and im fucking TELLING YOU WHEN THIS SCENE CAME ON 😭😭😭 WE COULDNT STOP FUCKING LAUGHINGGGGGGG

what is this fuvking show 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ayeshascorner]

Imagine finding someone like Bill or Tom in this woke ass generation 😭

If you found someone like Bill people would say "Wristtt check" or some stupid shit like that... Like dude what the fuck?! Someone could just wear a regular ass black shirt and nowadays people would call them 'emo' like wtf (AND ITS ALWAYS THE FUVKING UGLY ASS NIKE TECH BOYS DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED NO ONE HAS ANY FUVKING STYLE ANYMORE)

And if you found someone like Tom (I really don't give a fuck if anyone gets mad lmao go cry abt it 💀) people would say "OMG CULTURAL APPROPRIATION" BITCH NO ONE GIVES A FUVK 😭😭😭😭 CULTURAL APPROPRIATION MY ASS

Sorry abt that rant, just saying this because I experienced smt similar with a couple of friends <33 xoxo

[somegrumpynerd]

"Trying to keep these oversized hamsters alive"

Fuvk. Now i yearn to See them drawn as hamsters for real! 💘🥺🥺🥺 pls bless us with Bad sans hamsters, i beg u pleeeaseee. 😭😭💕

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Weeeeell alright, but only because you asked so nicely and also I really really love hamsters lol

(I've only ever had history with dwarf hamsters so that's what they all are to me, sanses are short anyway so it kinda fits.)

I made Killer and Dust roborovskis because they were the first hamsters I had and I have favourites. Also they are fast as hell so good luck catching these guys if they get out. I made Horror and Cross russians because they get a lil bit bigger than robos and I wanted a black and white one for Cross.

Also I dunno if you've ever seen those videos of 2 hamsters trying to run on the same wheel and one getting spun around or thrown off, but that's 100% Killer and Cross.

[thisbihreadstoomuch]

Now I’m Covered In You [Chapter 4: Midnight]

Series summary: Aemond is a prince of England. You are married to his brother. The Wars of the Roses are about to begin, and you have failed to fulfill your one crucial responsibility: to give the Greens a line of legitimate heirs. Will you survive the demands of your family back in Navarre, the schemes of the Duke of Hightower, the scandals of your dissolute husband, the growing animosity of Daemon Targaryen…and your own realization of a forbidden love?

Series title is a lyric from: Ivy by Taylor Swift.

Series warnings: Language, sexual content (18+), dubious consent, miscarriage, pregnancy, childbirth, violence, warfare, murder, alcoholism, sexism, infidelity, illness, death, only vaguely historically accurate, lots of horses!

Word count: 6.1k.

Link to chapter list (and all my writing): HERE.

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Let me know if you’d like to be added! 💜

It paints you like a canvas: sunlight, candlelight, sunlight again.

Two days after the miscarriage—the stillbirth, actually, the delivery, the beginning and the end all at once—you are searching the halls of Westminster Palace, the train of your gown dragging on the floor. It’s just a little too long for you now; it had been tailored to accommodate the additional weight and inches of pregnancy. And the court is just like they were before. They gawk, they jabber amongst themselves, but they can’t seem to think of a single word to say to you. Well…there is one exception.

“Sweet Jesus, what are you doing here?!” Nico exclaims when she rounds a corner and spots you. She rushes over and takes both of your hands in her own. “You look awful, you must be ready to drop over and sleep wherever you fall. Come on, I’ll walk you back to your rooms—”

“I can’t stay in bed for another second. I’m losing my mind. I’m just lying there, useless, staring up at the ceiling thinking about…everything.” The baby. The throne. Aegon. Aemond.

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[jaylaxies]

tell me why I simply can’t stop thinking about a jakehoon threesome and how it would be NASTIEST, hottest thing in the world 🫠🫠🫠 I need to be sedatedddddddd 😭😫

jake is filled with jealousy and the need to have you all to himself while sunghoon is possessive and doesn’t like to lose, he wants to be incharge and it’ll honestly be more of a competition than a threesome given that the two boys want to prove that they’re better at fucking you and getting the sweetest moans out of you, yet they’ll act on it together with jake’s lips on your cunt and hoon’s cock fuvking your throat, they won’t have mercy on you, especially when they notice how wet you get being treated like a fucktoy.

hoon brings rough sex to the table, he initiates it to assert dominance but jake isn’t one to step back, he knows what his tongue does to you, he notices every single action of yours, giving him the advantage to have you moaning and squirming with pleasure, even more so when he fucks you dumb with his thick, veiny cock.

it’ll go for a few rounds, different positions each time and they both would rile you up, “i fuck you better, don’t i, kitten?” hoon would whisper while jake would chuckle, his accented voice coming out, “oh angel, we all know you love my cock, look how you’re clenching around it so desperately,” and this would go on till you’d be full of their cum.

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

tsumsted wonderland part 3 SR groovies~

(Side notes: No new artwork for Ace or Jamil, as those are this installment’s R cards!

The SSR groovies are still locked and will be revealed at a later time.)

***Spoilers below the cut!!***

WHY DID THEY POP OFF SO HARD WITH THESE GROOVIES 😭 The other Tsumsted Wonderland SR groovies were distanced much farther away and these are way closer so we get a nice eyeful of all the details. I guess they’re going off with a bang…

LikE,WHAT THE FUVk IS THiS???????? WhY’S TREEY mAkING YHE PIXAR DAd FCE WhILE HIS YSUM LOOMS THreaTENInGLY WITH A TOOTHBRUSH An D TOOTHPASTE OF ALL THINgS?????

Is this real life??? Is this a robbery????? Is this an assault where Trey straps you down while the unlicensed plushie of a dentist scrubs at your molars???????????? OTL THIS ISN’T THE REALITY I WANNA EXIST IN

cbsksnwjwfiwk ThIS ONE’s SO SILLY TOO??? The initial artwork was already goofy with Tsum!Ruggie snatching a coin but now it looks like Ruggie learned his lesson from that incident and is keeping cash out of the Tsum’s weird flabby arms.

Y’all really shouldn’t be counting your cash in a public space (it looks like the Savanaclaw lounge) though 💀 Anyone could slink in and make off with those coins you have displayed…

Aw, Silver… He’s so eepy… (You can see that he’s napping on one of Diasomnia’s lounge room sofas!!)

There’s a lot of subtle things to appreciate about this illustration. Silver has one hand on the Tsum even while they’re both dozing off ;!:?&2!.9:$2veuwva It’s a small but protective gesture! I also like that when you zoom in, you can see strands of silver threading his lashes. I’m not usually one to comment on Silver’s looks (I find him pretty mid appearance-wise) but I adore how peaceful he is here. Sleepy Silver artworks are definitely a weakness 💦 Oh no… I feel my heart growing three sizes bigger from looking at this image…

Like I said earlier, the SSR groovies will be out towards the end of the event. I’ll share those and give my thoughts when they’re out too 🫶