#what the fuck mcu?

[netherregionblog]

Yeah uhhh what the fuck was that

[bubbarnes]

“... is that Bucky?”

[mels-trashblog]

What the actual fuck do you mean that Agatha initiated the kiss??? She was so desperate that she even went in for another try???

This will live rent free in my mind for the rest of my days.

[ebenelliewrites]

trying to write an angsty steve/brock fic in which i'm extremely mean (emotionally, not physically) to steve, but this brought me to the pretty tough dilemma of "how do i write a fic where the whole point is steve reconciling this man that low-key saved his life with the man who tortured his best friend and tried to kill him without a) minimizing the seriousness of this character being a fucking nazi or b) doing steve's character a major disservice?"

setting this aside for now (writing it and seeing where it goes, but won't post it if i think it could be misconstrued), a talk w a friend of mine really made me notice how weird the mcu's portrayal of hydra was?

like they were explicitly nazis, except that they weren't at all, actually? because nazis, as a concept, are actually barely mentioned throughout the films, and even in catfa it seems pains are taken to avoid referring to hydra as a subset of the nazis, even when mentioning hitler, and it's just like,,, what the fuck? like, understandably this is not a subject to be taken lightly, and so throwing terms like 'nazi' around might have been a bit provocative, but at the same time, we are all aware that these guys are nazis. it's hardly a secret.

just my thoughts for the day

[hellamorte]

— (insp)

[starch1ldz]

James Buchanan Barnes, who actually suffers from long term affects of the chair. Bucky Barnes, who struggles with names. Bucky, who can only properly remember Steve's name.

Bucky, who called Tony Bologna on accident, because he knows it's a word but doesn't know what it means sometimes, and it sounds like Tony. Or macaroni, which results in the Avengers giving him funny nicknames because no one wants Bucky to feel bad about it.

Bucky, who calls Sam Ham, or Pam depending on the day. Sam, who laughs and corrects him softly, he doesn't really care much and he answers to either as long as Bucky is saying it.

Bucky, who calls all of the Avengers some slightly to the left version of their actually names, but none of the Avengers, besides Tony, can really bring them selves to be mad because Bucky at the end of the day is remembering.

[bathroomtrapped]

jigsaw apprentice ootd 😼

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

Logan, talking about Jean and Scott: never date a married couple

Laura: then why are you?

Logan: why am i what?

Laura: why are you dating a married couple if last time was so bad?

Logan: huh?

Laura: *gestures at Wade and Vanessa*

Logan, realizing for the first time he's not their roommate: fuck

[gravesidepickup]

I think we should consider and think about Peter Parker living in the same shitty apartment complex as Logan and Wade more tbh.

Think about the horrors poor Peter is going through with those two potentially living above him, or even next to him. They sound like they're going to come crashing through his apartment at any moment. He can't tell if they really fucking hate each other or if it's love.

Either way they always look like they're about to throw some SERIOUS hands at all moments.

Running into one of them in the hallway and very quickly trying to get back to his apartment he wants no part of whatever the hell these two are doing.

One of them trying to strike up a conversation and he hit them with the "ahah, oh no, I actually left.. my oven. On. I gotta go" because no way.

Bonus thoughts from my boyfriend :

Peter overhearing Wade and Al talking about the copious amounts of coke and debating if it's worth intervening or not. It's not. He's a busy man. Doing anything else.

[welcome-to-latveria]

RDJ as Doctor Doom is the most blatant embarrassing cash grab I've ever seen in the history of cinema I think. They might as well have slapped a giant sign on their Fantastic Four film which says 'I don't have any confidence in this film' because that is the ONLY reason they have cast him as Doom and it's so obvious that even MCU fans can see it clear as day.

[am-i-making-you-feel-sick]

HOW IS THE SUN GONNA SHINE ON HIM AND THOR AGAIN IF HES JUST IN THAT DAMN TREE FOREVER NOW???!

[gattaxa]

"I'm afraid he's gonna die alone. You won't be able to save him. Just like you weren't able to save your whole family."

WHAT IF...? (2021 - 2024) | 3x06: What If...1872?

[prettydjarinsoloinspires]

no but think about the Loki from Thor. from Avengers. the fact that he’s fighting for something good that he believes in means so much. the fact that he can sit there and say he just wants his friends back. these friends. the ones who see him for him. who don’t judge him. who he feels like he BELONGS with.

when has Loki ever felt like he belongs anywhere? he’s always been the outsider, the outcast, the villain. at the TVA he has felt appreciated and accepted. no one is singling him out or giving him a hard time for being himself. he FITS. he has come so so far. and shipping aside, the main reason for that is Mobius. someone who has seen every dark crevice of his life and his bad choices and his darkest moments and treated him with compassion and understanding.

the orphaned, abandoned, misunderstood villain has been able to write his own story because one ordinary man believed in him.

[logansgaar]

thank you What If...? for finally confirming that Bucky does in fact have honey pot training as part of his deep cover, it's been fan theory for too long. It's a gold mine for fluff, smut, crack, darkfic and angst all in one

[mintaikk]

Something I realized in the Car Fight™ scene

[wolvieshairypussy]