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Hey Florence hey hey uh hey so I um wow haha that’s crazy I *explodes*
#Florence Pugh#FLORENCE???#THE FUCK???#mommy? not sorry#daddy?? NOT sorry#Zaddy??? NOT SORRY#step on me#punch me in the face#stab me in the throat with your heels#on my knees#woman#what the ever living hell#give me a chance#I’m too gay for this#how am I supposed to function in these conditions#in this economy?#how is she even real#my wife#my husband#my girlfriend#my boyfriend#oh my god#we live in time#TIFF#Andrew Garfield#FLORENCE ROSE PUGH#FUCK#HORNYJAILHORNYJAILHORNYJAIL
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Let the poor man rest.
#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever#and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed#he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death#second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#jjk gojo#gege akutami#my two cents#satosugu
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campaign 3 episode 120: Imogen Temult, Exaltant Hope of the Red Storm (hot girl shit)
#critical role#cr spoilers#cr lb#ygifs#imogen#cr3#she literally!!!!!!!!!! is the main character actually!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#her literally being the chosen one to defeat predathos this abandoned girl this forgotten daughter#a decade of ostracizing hell and discomfort and she gets up every time she falls down#and with every reason to dive into the darkness and power and damn the gods all imogen wants is to help#to be good and to do good#and she does. she stares into the digested faces of dying gods and she brings down their nightmare#imogen living and struggling in the shadow of life and she stopped the oblivion of the gods just by. trying her best.#savior of three campaigns is a lesbian? absolutely#and she's like insanely hot her face Alone stopped a betrayer's divine intervention who else could Ever??NO ONE#imogen getting to rip into predathos must've felt amaaaaaazing it’s what she deserves
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state of deltarune theories is so so bad cuz they all try to connect back to the theme of escapism without noticing that that theme isn't even in deltarune.
#the personification of noelle's overbearing mother follows her around throughout the cyber world.#and she spends the entire game scared and confused and alone. until the very end where she's forced to stand up to that figure that scares#-so much. not because she went through any eye opening adventure where she learned to be more brave-#-but because her friends were literally about to die.#she didn't grow at her own pace. she was forced to speak up at the last moment.#kris gets a weird effigy of their brother forced on them as a romantic interest without their say in the matter-#-because they literally cannot speak their mind.#and gosh. the most defying example. berdly.#he spends the entire game trying to build an actual escapist fantasyland. with all his shtick about making a 'smartopia'.#but it never works out.#berdly keeps trying to live that escapist fantasy. a fantasy where he's the hero and gets the girl at the end (the girl being susie)#but he never gets that.#absolutely nothing in the game points at it being about escapism in any shape or form.#hell. I'd say dark worlds don't even reflect what the lightners want in any way.#kris doesn't get friends because of the dark worlds. but because of *us*.#we. the player. is the the one making the right choices for kris.#deltarune is much more interested in exploring what it means to be stuck in a narrative-#-that forces per assigned roles on characters that don't want those roles than it is ever about escapism.#like. did everyone miss the huge player shaped elephant in the room or what.#✏️
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Yk what. I hope in the live adaption, twsa is the same and all the characters use swords and so when they start using GUNS kdj has to spend the entire live action dealing w this and the mental crisis that it gives him
#tragedy: your self insert dreams of being a sword wielding hero gets crushe by the realisation that they use fucking guns now#I am never going to get over this ever#Kim Dokja#Orv#Orv live action#I can't belive it ofbfbdbsdfhshdhd#Yapadoodledoo: fandom edition#i need to see kdj crash out in real time abt the innacuracies and injustice#and no one knows what the hell he's on about#omniscient reader's viewpoint
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something something 'your coworker keeps mentioning there arent enough onions so you offer to get some the next time youre in a city. he tells you to get good ones but you realize too late that you have no idea whats the difference between a good and a bad onion'
this was a lot funnier in my mind before i spent 3 days working on it ._.
#my art#dragon age#calien de riva#rook de riva#datv#dragon age the veilguard#veilguard#neve gallus#bellara lutare#and if you squint. maybe even;#bellara x neve#for a little more context (i guess its rook lore drop in the tags tonight). caliens approach to food is also skewed#orphan on the streets -> crow recruit (and viagos poison test subject) really set his 'normal' in this sense too#like yea sure hell bite that to test it. hes had worse. and suddenly there are beautiful women judging him and hes not sure why#hell eat anything as long as its an improvement from trash! (its been a longgg time since then but still. the bar is on the floor for)#(on the bright side his poison resistance is GREAT. be it food poisoning or actual poisons)#not very happy with this but hey! its done at least!#this is why im replaying veilguard; taking screenshots and stopping to draw silly things#another one that i probably wont do is when neve catches my rook reading on the couch. and he falls off of the couch in shock bc#he didnt hear her walk in!! the fuck!! what!!!#also hes very embarrassed about what hes reading. its SECRET. (she read a lot of it over his shoulder. and wont ever let him live it down)
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Me, to my new date: doctor who thinks it's a sci-fi story because the Doctor thinks it's a sci-fi story and because the companions think it's a sci-fi story, but it's really just a story about ghosts. a story about an ancient creature carrying the ghosts of everyone they have ever loved, meeting new people, and seeing them only as future ghosts. they are haunted by the future and the past and the present because they are the only constant in a world constantly in flux, and they are running as fast as they can to things before they burn and fade to dust but everything will always end, you understand, because this is the only thing the Doctor understands and yet they keep going. they love too much to stop. doctor who is not science-fiction, it's horror and optimism and spiritual more than anything else, it's religious unto itself, the TARDIS is a haunted house and a church and a graveyard and a hospital and the Doctor is the most haunted being in the universe but more than anything, this is a love story, because how can you love something without being haunted by it- hey, what are you doing?
My date, shoving breadsticks in their purse: I have to go-
#more unhinged doctor who meta#doctor who#meta#*into a bullhorn* IT'S A GHOST STORY#ninth doctor#tenth doctor#eleventh doctor#doctor who meta#twelfth doctor#thirteenth doctor#it's abt the time war & dalek & the parting of the ways & doomsday & the last of the time lords & journey's end & angels take manhattan#it's about hell bent and death in heaven and the doctor falls and it takes you away and the woman who fell to earth#it's about the montage of all of the people the doctor has let down#it's about astrid peth and amy pond and rory williams and rose tyler and bill potts and clara oswald and grace o'brien#it's about gaps in memory and memories that live too long to ever heal#the doctor is a haunted house#it's a show about cycles by its very structure#the moment that regeneration became a mechanic for the writers to use and companions began to move out the doctor was DOOMED#but what makes them fascinating is that they see themselves as doomed and blessed at the same time#because they will never ever stop running#clara oswald#amy pond#rose tyler#bill potts#the ghosts are INEVITABLE
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my order of the art book has been delayed because the system thought my house address was incomplete........ every american storefront hates me so bad for living a house with a name instead of a number..................
#yes this means im avoiding spoilers rn. i was hoping it'd be a brisk delivery but evidently. my prorblerms#I will answer ur ask anon when i get da book thank u for being vague in ur ask. but also. im dyig over here. i thot it would b sooner#lucabytetalks#its common in rural uk areas to just have like. house names and no numbers. but im in a special hell where mine sounds like a street name#its also common to see what used to be 1800s rich ppl housing thats been split into 2/3 normal sized abodes with weird names#where i live currently just has like. [what sounds like a street name] West. which has been fucking up online storefronts something awful#used 2 live in one called middle [place] house bc it was the middle bit. but at least with that one i could put '2' bc it technically was#i have to be so fucking vigilant for packig.#but now its just Hope They Don't Send It To The Street That's Named What My House Is Named That's 10 Mins Down The Road (???)#the royal snail knows whats up with weird ass named houses like this even if they suck sometimes. but american postal services? augh.#if anyone ever sends me shit and i dont go 'yay got it' that means it got dropped in the drink sorry
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i'm sorry but i'm a buffy apologist at heart y'all are wild if you think her reaction as a literal teenager to faith's accidental murder of an innocent was in any way wrong or bad. in what universe.
#btvs#buffy summers#faith lehane#fucking hell#sorry but buffy acted pretty damn reasonably all things considered#like yeah faith could've used the support and i understand where faith was coming from#but honestly that was something the ADULTS in their lives should have been handling#anyways i adore faith and dont think she did anything wrong ever#but i also dont think buffy has ever been in the wrong regarding her reactions to faith#and tbqf angel had no right to pull a 'this is my city' on buffy#after what faith did in the bodyswap#btvs discourse#ish#kinda just a rant lol
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will it ever be enough? will it ever be enough? will it ever be enough? will it ever be enough? will it ever be enough?
#girlhood#im just a girl#girlblogging#female rage#female hysteria#live laugh girlblog#just girly things#this is a girlblog#hell is a teenage girl#manic pixie dream girl#girl rage#this is what makes us girls#girl blogger#cute blog#the femenine urge#why am i like this#fyp#will it ever end
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@goated33 got me thinking-
in some ways, vaggie has the personality and risk assessment capabilities of a small furry animal
meaning everyone in hell THINKS she's the idiot chihuahua, picking fights with the local dobermans, getting metaphorically (literally?) dragged away by charlie for her own good
the twist is she's actually one of those damn weasel things, able to fuck up creatures several times her size and almost impossible to kill normally- yet STILL she's somehow picking fights waaaaay above her weight class
charlie got headaches over this in the early days, i bet. before vaggie simmered down from "don't kill kids wft" to "sinners maybe kinda redeemable actually? not for killy killy stab??"
even now though there's the vibe that, if left alone with alastor and even one less fuck to give, vaggie would be throttling him in seconds flat
this would probably not go well... sadly, once she got started, i could see her probably not noticing or caring much. imagine charlie worrying about this possibility a lot. some nights staying awake, concerned who her girlfriend might pick a fight with next, while vaggie lies fast asleep in her arms, blissfully smiling... likely dreaming of finally getting to stab somebody again like she means it <3
#hazbin hotel#vaggie#charlie morningstar#chaggie#headcanons#vaggie is a really nice person as long as you're not getting on her nerves#she also#enjoys violence#has killed thousands of mostly helpless people#and was the only one in a crowd of demons and the king of actual hell#to smile and cheer#as her old boss was brutally murder killed in front of her#she's kinda fucked up is what im saying#what that says about /charlie/ for knowing AND liking AND kissing her anyway is-#fucked up women HOT#charlie very bi#and they lived happily ever after#in hell#The End~
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arthur and john's relationship is built on codependence and working together because there's no other choice, but it's also a lot about arthur projecting onto john. arthur considers himself a failure as a person, but now he has a chance to prove that someone evil can actively choose to be better. he believes that if john can be saved, so can he. if john can be redeemed, so can he. that's why he tries, at every possible turn, to push john to be better. that's also why, whenever john takes a few steps back in progress, it has such an intense effect on arthur. because he wants to save john.
because if he can save john, he'll finally have proven to himself that he can be saved too.
#idk this might be nothing#arthur lester as a character just. really resonates with me in a way no other protagonist ever has lol#he drags himself around like a corpse.#you've heard of characters that live in hells of their own making#but arthur lester lives in a purgatory of his own making#constantly pulling himself upwards even as the weight of his mistakes keep dragging him down#he lives because he believes he does not deserve the peace of death#nor the forgiveness of the universe#hope is all he has. hope and endurence and sheer will to make himself pay for his mistakes.#that's why he is the way he is. moving forward despite everything because what's behind is too painful to face.#...and he has miles to go before he sleeps.#FUCK. IM SO UNWELL ABOUT ARTHUR LESTER.#malevolent podcast#malevolent#malevpod#arthur lester#arthur malevolent#john doe#john malevolent
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I love how many of us unanimously agree that Zoro would use Wado to kill Sanji. Kitetsu is too aggressive, Enma is too ambitious. Wado is Zoro’s heart. Wado represents all the softest parts of him. Wado is promises kept and undying loyalty. Killing Sanji wouldn’t be a conquest, it would be a mercy—an act of love done for a friend who’s suffering.
Truly, Sanji asking Zoro to kill him was placing his heart in Zoro’s hands and trusting him to do what no one else on the crew would be able to. What can Zoro do besides return that with his own heart?
#I’m so insane about the zosan death pact#I’m so insane about their relationship#it’s the fact that Zoro was the only person who could offer Sanji what he needed in that moment#Sanji knows his friends would go to hell and back to save him if he ever turned out like his brothers and that’s EXACTLY what scares him#he needed to know there was someone who would make the call when he’s too far gone#he needed to KNOW that someone was willing to stop him by whatever means necessary if it came to that#assurance that he wouldn’t have to live as a version of himself so completely antithetical to everything he values#everyone else on the crew would tell him ‘we won’t give up on you’ he trusted Zoro to say ‘I’ll stop you’#rambles#one piece#roronoa zoro#black leg sanji
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Presenting this panel without context (UXM 103). Wrestling AU when?? Hope you feel better soon, bestie! 💚
lookit my professor dude he aint EVER grading my midterm 😭
#snap chats#bro be doin EVERYTHING VJLAEVJEAKJ the hell kinda sidequest is this.... whatever... we fuckin ball at the xavier institute#tbh now im just reminded of how much charles used to love sports. yall think he ever did wrestling..#i remember my math teacher did wrestling as a youth bro was bald too#i also remember seeing him at the all-you-can-eat-sushi buffet the other week. now im hungry...#mortifying.. he told us to act like we didnt know him so i didnt say anything but anyways this tangent's gone on too long#also subtle shade to my one friend whose professor has not graded any of her assignments yet... its been like a week....#anyway thank you for this gift bestie only the planets can determine if i run into traffic or not#i probably wont but the urge will be there But I Wont..... the efforts to ensure i dont run into traffic are very appreciated tho 😊#everyone goin through it i think... what the fuck april i know april's tuesday but still...... 'april showers'OHHHHHHHH ok i get it#i thoguth that was for rain not everyone having the worst time of their lives#well then may'll be better..... 😫
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I know I don't often post about the musical but. dear god. Jesus fuck. tusla '67. my god. hey. Jesus christ. holy hell. know that every time I listen to that song i look like this.

#can i say somethin controversial?#best fuckin expo song ive ever heard in my life#'ive never known anybody to leave. most people get stuck here for life'#'we got no parents we fend for ourselves. nobody to show us the way.'#my brothers are tryin but theyre always out. just workin their poor lives away'#'i know theres so much more to life then whats in front of me so i sneak into the movies just to glimpse the other side'#GOD THE WAY HE SINGS WHEN I AM LOOKIN UP AT NEWMANS ON THE SCREEN AOUGHABAHA#'WE HAD PLACES TO GO WE HAD THINGS TO DO SO THEY TOOK ONE TOWN N THEY SPLIT IT IN TWO'#GRAOUGHAAHSBSAAAAHHGH#DOG#brody eats the shit up so fuckin crazy jesus hell#jesus fuck dont make me talk about every fuckin line from like. the third verse. jesus#'IF YOURE NOT BORN INTO MONEY THEN YOURE BORN INTK DESPAIR N THEYLL DO ALL THEY CAN TO KEEP YOUR POOR ASS THERE'#not to like.#dump in these notes#but as someone who grew up on the bad side of town poor as shit#yeah#the ache?? in my heart??#yeah no#thats cool#im real real normal about that harmony#god so normal#the outsiders#the outsiders musical#ponyboy curtis#sodapop curtis#darry curtis#johnny cade#none of yall better act stupid n bring up runs in the family or throwin in the towel#cause youd see me crash out to levels no human bein has ever crashed out before
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duskvyle save me.... save me, duskvyle.....
#you ever think of how theyre inextricably bound by the narrative what the hell were the writers cooking#they could have made duskn0ir a normal antagonist like the other games' but noooo#we have to give him a clear narrative foil and turn him from a two-dimensional disney twist villain#into a complex interesting actually compelling opposite to gr0vyle#and were gonna put those two in the same rooms for 5 dungeons and sww what happens#and then they will be emotionally vulnerable with each other for the first time in their lives and the first time we ever see#and then duskn0ir will actually grow as a person thanks to gr0vyle and in his last moments of uncertainty he will reach out to him for#reassurance that this sacrifice was meaningful. that duskn0ir's life was meaningful#that it mattered#im putting my head in my hands they are tormenting me#my head is split between these two and waiting for the 7s romhack im so excited for that#i need to ser team poképals climb the tower and fail miserably bc theyre both so mid#and also see what the hell is that bellsprout going. bc hes going places. not sure which tho.
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