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Hey Florence hey hey uh hey so I um wow haha that’s crazy I *explodes*
#Florence Pugh#FLORENCE???#THE FUCK???#mommy? not sorry#daddy?? NOT sorry#Zaddy??? NOT SORRY#step on me#punch me in the face#stab me in the throat with your heels#on my knees#woman#what the ever living hell#give me a chance#I’m too gay for this#how am I supposed to function in these conditions#in this economy?#how is she even real#my wife#my husband#my girlfriend#my boyfriend#oh my god#we live in time#TIFF#Andrew Garfield#FLORENCE ROSE PUGH#FUCK#HORNYJAILHORNYJAILHORNYJAIL
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Let the poor man rest.
#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever#and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed#he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death#second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#jjk gojo#gege akutami#my two cents#satosugu
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campaign 3 episode 120: Imogen Temult, Exaltant Hope of the Red Storm (hot girl shit)
#critical role#cr spoilers#cr lb#ygifs#imogen#cr3#she literally!!!!!!!!!! is the main character actually!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#her literally being the chosen one to defeat predathos this abandoned girl this forgotten daughter#a decade of ostracizing hell and discomfort and she gets up every time she falls down#and with every reason to dive into the darkness and power and damn the gods all imogen wants is to help#to be good and to do good#and she does. she stares into the digested faces of dying gods and she brings down their nightmare#imogen living and struggling in the shadow of life and she stopped the oblivion of the gods just by. trying her best.#savior of three campaigns is a lesbian? absolutely#and she's like insanely hot her face Alone stopped a betrayer's divine intervention who else could Ever??NO ONE#imogen getting to rip into predathos must've felt amaaaaaazing it’s what she deserves
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state of deltarune theories is so so bad cuz they all try to connect back to the theme of escapism without noticing that that theme isn't even in deltarune.
#the personification of noelle's overbearing mother follows her around throughout the cyber world.#and she spends the entire game scared and confused and alone. until the very end where she's forced to stand up to that figure that scares#-so much. not because she went through any eye opening adventure where she learned to be more brave-#-but because her friends were literally about to die.#she didn't grow at her own pace. she was forced to speak up at the last moment.#kris gets a weird effigy of their brother forced on them as a romantic interest without their say in the matter-#-because they literally cannot speak their mind.#and gosh. the most defying example. berdly.#he spends the entire game trying to build an actual escapist fantasyland. with all his shtick about making a 'smartopia'.#but it never works out.#berdly keeps trying to live that escapist fantasy. a fantasy where he's the hero and gets the girl at the end (the girl being susie)#but he never gets that.#absolutely nothing in the game points at it being about escapism in any shape or form.#hell. I'd say dark worlds don't even reflect what the lightners want in any way.#kris doesn't get friends because of the dark worlds. but because of *us*.#we. the player. is the the one making the right choices for kris.#deltarune is much more interested in exploring what it means to be stuck in a narrative-#-that forces per assigned roles on characters that don't want those roles than it is ever about escapism.#like. did everyone miss the huge player shaped elephant in the room or what.#✏️
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Me, to my new date: doctor who thinks it's a sci-fi story because the Doctor thinks it's a sci-fi story and because the companions think it's a sci-fi story, but it's really just a story about ghosts. a story about an ancient creature carrying the ghosts of everyone they have ever loved, meeting new people, and seeing them only as future ghosts. they are haunted by the future and the past and the present because they are the only constant in a world constantly in flux, and they are running as fast as they can to things before they burn and fade to dust but everything will always end, you understand, because this is the only thing the Doctor understands and yet they keep going. they love too much to stop. doctor who is not science-fiction, it's horror and optimism and spiritual more than anything else, it's religious unto itself, the TARDIS is a haunted house and a church and a graveyard and a hospital and the Doctor is the most haunted being in the universe but more than anything, this is a love story, because how can you love something without being haunted by it- hey, what are you doing?
My date, shoving breadsticks in their purse: I have to go-
#more unhinged doctor who meta#doctor who#meta#*into a bullhorn* IT'S A GHOST STORY#ninth doctor#tenth doctor#eleventh doctor#doctor who meta#twelfth doctor#thirteenth doctor#it's abt the time war & dalek & the parting of the ways & doomsday & the last of the time lords & journey's end & angels take manhattan#it's about hell bent and death in heaven and the doctor falls and it takes you away and the woman who fell to earth#it's about the montage of all of the people the doctor has let down#it's about astrid peth and amy pond and rory williams and rose tyler and bill potts and clara oswald and grace o'brien#it's about gaps in memory and memories that live too long to ever heal#the doctor is a haunted house#it's a show about cycles by its very structure#the moment that regeneration became a mechanic for the writers to use and companions began to move out the doctor was DOOMED#but what makes them fascinating is that they see themselves as doomed and blessed at the same time#because they will never ever stop running#clara oswald#amy pond#rose tyler#bill potts#the ghosts are INEVITABLE
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Yk what. I hope in the live adaption, twsa is the same and all the characters use swords and so when they start using GUNS kdj has to spend the entire live action dealing w this and the mental crisis that it gives him
#tragedy: your self insert dreams of being a sword wielding hero gets crushe by the realisation that they use fucking guns now#I am never going to get over this ever#Kim Dokja#Orv#Orv live action#I can't belive it ofbfbdbsdfhshdhd#Yapadoodledoo: fandom edition#i need to see kdj crash out in real time abt the innacuracies and injustice#and no one knows what the hell he's on about#omniscient reader's viewpoint
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i'm sorry but i'm a buffy apologist at heart y'all are wild if you think her reaction as a literal teenager to faith's accidental murder of an innocent was in any way wrong or bad. in what universe.
#btvs#buffy summers#faith lehane#fucking hell#sorry but buffy acted pretty damn reasonably all things considered#like yeah faith could've used the support and i understand where faith was coming from#but honestly that was something the ADULTS in their lives should have been handling#anyways i adore faith and dont think she did anything wrong ever#but i also dont think buffy has ever been in the wrong regarding her reactions to faith#and tbqf angel had no right to pull a 'this is my city' on buffy#after what faith did in the bodyswap#btvs discourse#ish#kinda just a rant lol
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Truly the worst Vaugardian plays are the ones where nothing happens, as the characters spend the whole 2 hours sitting about as they talk at each other, all while the audience hasn't the slightest doubt they can be nowhere but hell.
But while hell is definitely other people...in your experience, a hell you're suck in alone, left the only wise one surrounded by fools, is not a better hell. Not better at all.
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Loop's wish has different wording, and this makes a few things a little different. Mostly it means the Researcher of the group is now looping, while Stardust remains blissfully ignorant. This is certainly the main difference noticed by Loop, who looks at the evidence before then before assuming they're to play stagehand to the Researcher solving of the mystery in record time.
But roles are tricky. Very nearly tricky as wishes.
Sponsor, stagehand, lead actor, audience, critic, fool, traveler, ex-scissor wizard turned star - how absurd for a human to contort themselves to fit a single 'role'! How cruel to for a person to find that no role left they can Change themselves enough to fit!
Ah, but there's no time to wallowing, not when you've one more wish to make - one more desperate GRAB at hope for the play ending, now the greatest ever cosmic joke has been replaced by a smarter actor then you could become even after a million loops.
One, two, THREE - breath in…and out, take a bow to the audience and ready yourself.
The show has once again begun ~ !
#isat#in stars and time#isat loop#my art#like a wheel ever turning au#finally got a cover for the INTRO of this au!#yaaaay!#couldn't figure out the vibes of this one#but it finally clicked for me and now it's done!#that a reading of isat through the lens of the theatre of the absurd is both possible and VERY interesting for the themes#has brought me SO much joy#there is no meaning in the meaningless#and yet without meaning what's left to do but go insane?#people are hell and the only thing worth living for#there is a contraction to every answer and yet without searching regardless stagnation is the only result#...and in the end#no matter the big words#the sheer complexity of the universe#and emptiness of all when broken down into it's smallest atoms#there are still reasons to want to live found in the connections formed with others about us#ha - anyway i should stop failing to write a essay about existentialism and isat in the tags#instead i'll say good luck Loop!#the Universe knows you'll need it <<<333
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@goated33 got me thinking-
in some ways, vaggie has the personality and risk assessment capabilities of a small furry animal
meaning everyone in hell THINKS she's the idiot chihuahua, picking fights with the local dobermans, getting metaphorically (literally?) dragged away by charlie for her own good
the twist is she's actually one of those damn weasel things, able to fuck up creatures several times her size and almost impossible to kill normally- yet STILL she's somehow picking fights waaaaay above her weight class
charlie got headaches over this in the early days, i bet. before vaggie simmered down from "don't kill kids wft" to "sinners maybe kinda redeemable actually? not for killy killy stab??"
even now though there's the vibe that, if left alone with alastor and even one less fuck to give, vaggie would be throttling him in seconds flat
this would probably not go well... sadly, once she got started, i could see her probably not noticing or caring much. imagine charlie worrying about this possibility a lot. some nights staying awake, concerned who her girlfriend might pick a fight with next, while vaggie lies fast asleep in her arms, blissfully smiling... likely dreaming of finally getting to stab somebody again like she means it <3
#hazbin hotel#vaggie#charlie morningstar#chaggie#headcanons#vaggie is a really nice person as long as you're not getting on her nerves#she also#enjoys violence#has killed thousands of mostly helpless people#and was the only one in a crowd of demons and the king of actual hell#to smile and cheer#as her old boss was brutally murder killed in front of her#she's kinda fucked up is what im saying#what that says about /charlie/ for knowing AND liking AND kissing her anyway is-#fucked up women HOT#charlie very bi#and they lived happily ever after#in hell#The End~
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arthur and john's relationship is built on codependence and working together because there's no other choice, but it's also a lot about arthur projecting onto john. arthur considers himself a failure as a person, but now he has a chance to prove that someone evil can actively choose to be better. he believes that if john can be saved, so can he. if john can be redeemed, so can he. that's why he tries, at every possible turn, to push john to be better. that's also why, whenever john takes a few steps back in progress, it has such an intense effect on arthur. because he wants to save john.
because if he can save john, he'll finally have proven to himself that he can be saved too.
#idk this might be nothing#arthur lester as a character just. really resonates with me in a way no other protagonist ever has lol#he drags himself around like a corpse.#you've heard of characters that live in hells of their own making#but arthur lester lives in a purgatory of his own making#constantly pulling himself upwards even as the weight of his mistakes keep dragging him down#he lives because he believes he does not deserve the peace of death#nor the forgiveness of the universe#hope is all he has. hope and endurence and sheer will to make himself pay for his mistakes.#that's why he is the way he is. moving forward despite everything because what's behind is too painful to face.#...and he has miles to go before he sleeps.#FUCK. IM SO UNWELL ABOUT ARTHUR LESTER.#malevolent podcast#malevolent#malevpod#arthur lester#arthur malevolent#john doe#john malevolent
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Been snowed in and spent all day sleeping and trying to make the roomie Sukuna apartment in the sims
#key word: trying#I got the downstairs and it looks so cute but I switched to trying to do the exterior and I SUCK at exteriors D:#(and don’t worry I didn’t forget Brat Jr’s fish tank)#(I gave him the really big fish tank because that’s what he deserves!!!)#also the snow was SO PRETTY!!#I lived in Florida for over 20 years this was the first time I’ve ever seen snow#and first thing I did was try to make a snowball without gloves and… very quickly learned why you Don’t Do That asskksk#and my dogs went and played in the backyard and got FILTHY I didn’t realize how dirty they would get#me n my fiancé also tried to make a snowman and we… did?#they look so much clunkier in real life#not all round and stuff poor dude was bumby as hell#anywayyyy#samaras yapping#samaras whispering#<- should’ve made a whole other post at this rate LMAO
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I love how many of us unanimously agree that Zoro would use Wado to kill Sanji. Kitetsu is too aggressive, Enma is too ambitious. Wado is Zoro’s heart. Wado represents all the softest parts of him. Wado is promises kept and undying loyalty. Killing Sanji wouldn’t be a conquest, it would be a mercy—an act of love done for a friend who’s suffering.
Truly, Sanji asking Zoro to kill him was placing his heart in Zoro’s hands and trusting him to do what no one else on the crew would be able to. What can Zoro do besides return that with his own heart?
#I’m so insane about the zosan death pact#I’m so insane about their relationship#it’s the fact that Zoro was the only person who could offer Sanji what he needed in that moment#Sanji knows his friends would go to hell and back to save him if he ever turned out like his brothers and that’s EXACTLY what scares him#he needed to know there was someone who would make the call when he’s too far gone#he needed to KNOW that someone was willing to stop him by whatever means necessary if it came to that#assurance that he wouldn’t have to live as a version of himself so completely antithetical to everything he values#everyone else on the crew would tell him ‘we won’t give up on you’ he trusted Zoro to say ‘I’ll stop you’#rambles#one piece#roronoa zoro#black leg sanji
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an essay titled “justice” written by jack kennedy (at age 16) speaks of the importance of family and upbringing which dictates a person’s success and triumph in life. his eloquent understanding and compassion for those less fortunate is evident:
“We read in the newspaper, periodicals and in most of the other products of the printing press, we hear from the pulpits, soap-boxes, and the other numerous locations that orators choose; about the word justice. Justice is pictured as a lady holding scales in her hand on which is weighed right and wrong. Always is the word linked with God until it has come to have an almost synonymous meaning. But should this be so? To quote Webster, Justice means ‘The rendering to everyone his just due.’ But does God render to everyone his just due?
A boy is born in a rich family, brought up in a clean environment with an excellent education and good companions, inherits a fool-proof business from his father, is married and then eventually dies a just and honest man. Take the other extreme. A boy is born in the slums, of a poor family, has evil companions, no education; becomes a loafer, as that is all there is to do, turns into a drunken bum, and dies, worthless. Was it because of the rich boys ability that he landed in the lap of luxury, or was it that poor boys fault that he was born in squalor? The answer will often come back ‘the poor boy will get his reward in the life hereafter if he is good.’ While that is a dubious prospect to many of us, yet there’s something in it. But how much better chance has [the] boy born with a silver spoon in his mouth of being good than the boy who from birth is surrounded by rottenness and filth. This even to the most religious of us can hardly seem a ‘square deal.’ Thus we see that justice is not always received from ‘The Most Just’ so how can we poor mortals ever hope to attain it.”
#jfk was like. a blip. in white privileged men.#he wasn’t perfect by any means i know but.#he was a blip.#at sixteen years old he was writing this… while the same boys his age then and now don’t even bother to think about#those less well off than them.#and of course we can say that this should be the bare minimum but it ever rarely is what we get. he was SIXTEEN!! and from a white#wealthy family.#like i went to a somewhat affluent school in california. kids from all sorts of backgrounds attended but mainly white privileged kids and#ofc some were great and more socially aware as we live in a more informative world but also… so many weren’t!#and a lot of these people wre white privileged teenage boys … some of them racist and classist as hell to put it lightly.#so many of them trump supporters despite having friends who were people of color or having grown up in a more diverse environment at school#and yet so many of them will never reach a 16 year old jack kennedy’s level of social awareness which wasn’t even much by this point#but Something! despite Jack’s own mostly sheltered upbringing up until this point in an all white privileged school.#kennedy#kennedy for your thoughts#kennedy family#jfk#jack kennedy#john f kennedy#john fitzgerald kennedy#john kennedy#jfkposting#kennedyposting
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for non-orv fans, giving yoo joonghyuk a glock in the orv live action is the equivalent of letting a psych ward patient have an express ticket to the afterlife while there's another guy superhumanly dodging his bullets and desperately tell yoo joonghyuk NOT to kill himself via bullet
#orv#yoo joonghyuk#orv live action#what the hell sure#give the most suicidal person of the story to ever be suicidal a gun#see you in the 1865th round at least 400 chapters early
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imagine having a personality that sucks so much, no one you ever meet can bring themself to take you seriously even if you're literally one of the strongest people in the world. among literally only eight people.
and then imagine you still have such a high and unyielding self-esteem of yourself, in no universe you'll ever so much as come close to consider that maybe you're the problem. obviously you're not. there's just no way you can be when you're so damn great in every way
#katekyo hitman reborn#khr#khr text post#khr skull#like listen i too am always up for a good old deep dive into what skull's character /could/ have been in canon as much as the next person#but you could never make me love him more than the skull we were canonically given just as he is#like imagine this is your reality and meanwhile the power scale in khr literally goes like this#kawahira > arco > everyone else#and yeah within the arco it goes reborn > the rest > skull#but it still makes skull the /eighth/ strongest person in khr#but this is still how he lives because his personality just sucks so bad#which he'll never do anything about it because he's always going to be his number one fan comes hell or high water#that's so funny#also remember when he almost blew up a middle school because this one middle schooler just wouldn't listen to him#ZJDLSKSK HES SO- 😭😭😭#this should have been canon actually peak skull's character#anyway skull's such a successfull loser because there's nothing you could ever tell him to make him even consider that he IS in fact a lose#and THAT'S what so great about him btw. if you even care
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These fanon Tim Drake takes/fanfictions that paint him as the ultimate victim during the Morrrison era were always annoying, but if you're looking for a character to write fix it fanfictions about because they got abandoned by their family when they went through a lot of losses and lost themselves in the process, ran away from everything and only had the batfamily try to bring them back home ages after they had already run away and only after first blaming the kid and then not prioritizing bringing that kid back, then Damian from 2018 to 2020 is right there?
Where are my 1000+ fanfictions about that?
#damian wayne#seriously#nobody in the batfamily gave a fuck when Damian stopped living with Bruce to be with his Teen Titans team#Damian losing Dick then Jon and then Alfred got retconned in as his reasons to turn dark only at the end of the book#when DC finally realized that maybe turning Damian into their next big bad/baby Hitler is freaking stupid#after city of bane they tried to blame Alfred's death on Damian even though he had just been following orders#Alfred had also been absolutely not been helpful during their last conversation cob and compared him to Ra's#All these things people project onto Tim for some reason actually happened to Damian and I don't see tons of fanfictions about that#on top of that the only character that ever apologized for letting him down was Bruce but in ways that pretty much still blamed Damian#I'm sorry you felt the need to save Alfred alone#you asshole ordered him to become a hostage and told him Alfred had gotten away. Damian didn't try to save Alfred alone.#I never blamed you for Alfred's death. Yes you did you refused to comfort him when he ran away crying from the wake#and a hallucination of Alfred confirmed you held him failing to stop Bane from killing Alfred against him#like what the hell#all the mistreatment people think Tim went through happened to Damian yet nobody cares
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