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mustard on the beat, ho- MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAARD Someone make it stop, make it fucking stop. I spent all week hyping myself up to gather up all my work sketches like a scrapbook and clean it all up to post here, and then Kendrick had to surprise drop on a Friday morning and ruin my work day and my headspace all weekend long.

Anyway, here's a dangerous dreams sketch dump.

It's been a long quiet, but RL had taken such a fucking toll that I had a real hard time finding the fucks to get creative. Who knows how much this past US presidential election will fuck up the entire rest of my life, but I'll take solace in finding community and in the little things and in Andor Season 2 and in the telling of The Stars.

Now that I got this out of the way, guess it's time to go fucking write some fucking words.

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God people who make their whole personality hating zosan are so annoying

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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

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Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

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Preach I guess

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Every time I argue that Zoro wouldn’t be a cop i get a bunch of people like “um but he was a bounty hunter that’s just a freelance cop 🤓☝️” and I don’t know how many more ways I can explain that becoming a bounty hunter because it was a convenient way to get money when the only thing you know how to do is fight isn’t the same thing as being a cop. Zoro didn’t hunt bounties because they’re criminals and need to be brought to justice he didn’t have any thoughts about it aside from “the marines will give me money to kill this guy and I haven’t eaten in three days.”

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A gif with layers should not be this hard export procreate…

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This is so zosan coded

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author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

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my favorite part of the spn fandom is the total unwillingness to yield to the cass spelling

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"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT

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Put your reasoning in the tags

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Saw this on Twitter and I obligatory need to share it

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going insane hearing talk about whether harris did enough to "earn" votes. no candidate has ever or can ever earn my vote because a vote is not a payment i send to a politician and it's stupid to think about it like it is. exact same thinking error that leads to people talking about not voting like it's a boycott. if anyone earned my vote it's the people i tried to use that vote to protect

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Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We're trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZORO (11/11) thank you for being gay and barking