#what say you

[getosugurusbangs]

ok i’m making a poll on this

[patrocles]

need more dyke friends

[randyortonofficial]

please please please can randy tear apart cody’s suit and destroy him

[creatively-storm]

Please, tumblr, help solve this argument between me and my friend. If someone is taking care of a child AND helps with housework while the mother is home, are they referred to as a "Nanny" OR a "Mother's helper"? @doodlesthepinkdragon (Girlie, I love you, but you're wrong. <3)

[peterlorres21stcentury]

As much as I might like to see more of my brand of horror/fetish in popular media, I don't know if I could ever give up my Torg character to be written by someone else, or placed into a movie (as if that would ever happen, but I like to imagine it). Mostly because I know they would likely get it so wrong. Torg may be a simple guy with a vorish appetite, sure, but he is not simply a monster to provide thrills and chills in a slasher fic. In my mind he represents the broken parts of society, the strife and helplessness, and the urge to fight back when pushed too far. He still isn't a hero. Given the chance, he would undoubtedly eat everyone and savor it, too. But by accident, and with a little kindness, he may become a hero to the least of us.

...now imagine trying to convey that in a horror movie and failing spectacularly, and you get an idea of what I worry about.

[marleysfinest]

what if I wrote domestic toji

[wonder0swiftie]

[thelastlivingme]

Dear fellow people

Please reblog for bigger sample size!

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[sillyguy-supreme]

white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[ursulaklegay]

its so scary to put yourself out there but a SINGLE message saying "hi i loved what you made it touched me in some way" makes it all worth it 10000%

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.