#what it would be to be their neighbour

[milkflavouredpoptart]

Parkour Civilsation sillies tee hee

omfg they're so silly and GAHD DAYUM SEAWATT IS FUN TO DRAW.

And have a bonus (ft. the neighbour) you goobers

[charmac]

can you talk a little more about how each of their reactions to finding out they were sexually assaulted by that monkey fits with their history of trauma? i always love your interpretations and sunny meta

For sure. Just to preface this, though, I don't think I have anything too crazy deep here, I think if anything it's mostly the idea that RCG all definitely sat down and thought about how their characters would react in this situation that gets me. Like yeah, they wrote their history and they acted it all, but it still makes me spiral to see that even in the smallest ways it continues through their performances. Especially any time their characters face sex and/or assault, their minds clearly being deep in their lore gets me.

Finding out they were ostensibly raped by a monkey, Charlie and Dennis are both disgusted while Mac is a dichotomy between them, somewhat enthralled by the idea:

Charlie's disgust is an immediate, bodily reaction. His CSA was his first exposure to sex, resulting in his sex repulsion that is very physical in nature (obviously there's a lot of mental stuff there as well, but that's coupled with more complexities). Puking the moment he learns he was raped exemplifies the fact that his body physically reacts ahead of (or regardless of) mentally processing what happened (then and now).

Dennis' disgust, while still immediate, is more processed. He grapples with the idea and causes himself to spit out the taste in his mouth, dropping low and then paralleling Charlie:

Further, Dennis is then the one to engage with Frank about the monkey, unhappily and in disbelief as he learns Frank was well aware of the situation he was putting them in (while Charlie sits there silently until he pushes the conversation past it). While maybe not indicative of his CSA to the extent Charlie's reaction is (bc honestly anyone could/would react similar to Dennis if this happened to them), there's clear remnants in Dennis' reaction and an obvious parallel of the two of them, divided by Mac's freak.

So, Mac. Finding out the taste in his mouth is the result of a monkey fucking his face while he was blackout drunk leaves him chuffed, happily reserved with that knowledge. While Mac doesn't necessarily have a history of CSA, he does have a heap of childhood trauma in the form of physical abuse and neglect, which has clearly resulted in his desperate need for affection and attention. Latching to Dennis, Mac's obsession with him growing more heightened as the years go on then being met with neglect and physical abuse, all while their relationship hovers an extremely sexual line, has resulted in him getting off on being used and abused. Waking up with scratches and bite marks and finding out he's been used like a sex toy by anyonething is a fantasy for Mac.

[leenoe]

Just another day at work uwu @hellosweetart

[ofmermaidstories]

ON MY HANDS AND KNEES. GRUNKLE STAN FIC. OLD PEOPLE ROMANCE. SECOND CHANCE ROMANCE??

i am in ur face anon. i am breathing in ur stale air. listen to me. we are gripping hands tightly with our fingers intwined and i am whispering this to you. i am pleading this against ur lips. do not do this to me.

[overly-hubristic-mad-scientist]

I desperately need to know the circumstances that lead to that weird period in like 70s-80s where they just made a horror movie about any and everything

[yoru-exe]

the cat, the dog, and their owner

[javaghoul]

TG characters & who's out listening to the neighbours arguing again

Koma is the meme of the guy vacuuming the driveway. Any excuse to get nearer to the action.

As soon as he works out it's not ghoul related, Amon closes the window. He doesn't wanna hear this shit.

Itori doesn't know who Louise is, but wants to. She sounds like a party. Recognises the subtle slur of inebriated angry women.

Hide is a little averse to arguments, as is Ken. The former doesn't enjoy hearing others' misery, and the latter finds it a bit triggering.

Neighbourly arguments are a goldmine for Eto. If it isn't gossip, it's inspiration for her novels.

Nishiki acts like he's above it, but when he hears that Mr Neighbour has been shagging everything on the street he's listening.

When it sounds like the neighbours aren't tiring themselves out, Yomo will knock doors. Mostly to get them to stfu, but also to make sure everything's ok (especially if the neighbour has kids in the house).

Tsukiyama has missed out on the experience of noisy neighbour fights ☹️

Roma, Suzuya, Uta and Nico are out on the street feet away from the quarrelling couple encouraging them. They choose sides too.

Touka is a slams-the-window-loudly kinda person. If she wanted to listen to bullshit, she'd have stayed at work.

Saiko sleeps through the entire thing, but wonders why her neighbour is camped out in their car the next morning.

[faunandfloraas]

I know kpop fans are on some weirdo shit frequently but seeing one of the big seungmin update accounts getting vaguely doxxed because they *checks notes* are in a felix fan gc on their priv because *checks notes* they are a fan of stray kids? and felix is, in fact, also a member of stray kids..... gotta be one of the most ????? things. Made only funnier by the fact the person who did it is a Felix fan? Who is upset..... that someone with a seungmin page.... is also a fan of felix ?? ? ,

[daily-hanamura]

[binnybinnychickendinny]

full team meeting 1/20/25 vs vgk ft. jordan binnington not paying a BIT of attention

[practicedvmm13fullofpotatoes]

MORE things about TNUtB I can't stop thinking about but it's more "why is that?" than the previous one

Honestly this doesn't match with the post but I am just now realizing I put Janae in 2nd grade but let them be a professor. They graduated and have a degree and a job but they're still somehow in 2nd grade. I'm trying to fix my illogical logic by saying that their parents forced them to go back to school so they could get more time alone. They might be a genius for their age but they don't care, Janae's going back to elementary and that's final

Martha met Jack when the Rangers won 7-nil. It's later said that when the Rangers beat the Raccoons, he was 10. I'M SORRY BUT THIS IMPLIES THAT HE PLAYED PROFESSIONALLY AT 10?? UNLESS LIKE, YOU KNOW, IT WAS FOR FUN BUT I DON'T THINK SO?? "My father brought me to the game" IT'S DEFINITELY NOT JUST A SCHOOL THING BECAUSE WHY WOULD YOUR FATHER BE INVESTED IN THE GAME UNLESS YOU'RE ON THE TEAM YOURSELF??? SO BASICALLY HE BEAT THE AGE OF YOUNGEST PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLER?? (IRL IT'S MAURICIO BALDIVIESO, A 12 YEAR OLD)

Johnny's future dreams and how they work still bug me. They're either not 100% accurate or they're an exaggeration of what would actually end up happening. But like. When did he start having them? WHY does he have them? Actually, where did his father get this 6th sense? Is it a family thing? I headcanon it to be but like?? What?? (I definitely tried delving into Johnny's sixth sense in the hc post but still. What??)

In my headcanons, neither of the Evans kids are AMAB. Was their father disappointed because he didn't have a son that he could mold into a mini him? Was he delighted when both of them ended up not identifying as girls? Is he only supportive because he could make both of them play football? Did he try making them play football before either of them came out?

Why does Jack not fucking care about whether or not his wife is faithful or not? Then again, he only really cares about football so I don't know why I'm asking this

Do. Do Johnny and Janae actually seek forced adoption? Like, do they run away and end up getting taken in by a loving family? Preferably one where their relationship isn't on the rocks? If they DO end up running away, what about Janae's teaching job? Will their class ever wonder where their professor went?

[sadlynotthevoid]

It's sad that most fics with the Accidental Vigilantism tag are only BNHA fics.

Like, I want to see Jason "I don't know what being normal is" Todd go around doing lowkey and not so lowkey hero/vigilant stuff while thinking he's just being a good neighbour.

Maybe when he was a kid a neighbour helped him or saved him and went like "we're all from the Alley, we have to help ourselves. That's what neighbours are for" and he ran with it. And maybe Bruce did told him not to use Robin movements because he's Bruce Wayne's son and that's sus, but he took it too literary. Like, "helping is okay as long as I don't act like Robin" and later on he keeps with this.

Except now he's not Jason Todd-Wayne anymore, he's just Jason Todd from the next door. It's not strange if he can fight a bit, right? (He doesn't have idea what a bit is like).

More than once he ends up taking down a hideaway of a traffic ring as himself and doesn't think twice of it. He just saw someone being dragged into a van so he followed them. By feet? Why yes, he runs in his free time. Why didn't he call the police? This is Crime Alley, in Gotham. What police? How did he deal with all those guys by himself? Muscles and Home Alone shenanigans.

His vigilant identity is only safe because people either believe he doesn't have one or he's other cape. There're bets going on about which one he is.

Once, he's at college when an enormous sculpture starts falling down almost crushing a bunch of students. Almost. A moment Jason is there, talking with his friends, the next he's holding the thing from reaching the floor by its legs. What? He's a big guy and works out a lot.

Tall, dark hair, bright blue-ish eyes and Strong? That day 'Superman' is added to the list.

[mal-lay]

I lobe him and his shirt

[fingertipsmp3]

Maybe I did this to myself but it does irk me when people see me knitting and they ask who it’s for and I say it’s for me and the immediate reaction is “you should sell it” yeah… let me spend at least a week’s worth of my free time making an item I like, want, and would wear just to sell it on etsy, making at most a £2 profit on materials and not being compensated for my time whatsoever 👍🏻

[greasydumbfuck]

watched the 2004 punisher movie yesterday with pixie and honestly i had fun 👍 some stuff was good some stuff was eh some completely irrelevant stuff made me mildly annoyed. but most of all it was funny and they had frank hang around with his tits out for multiple scenes so i mean how could i not have a great time tbh

[pflanzidiezimmerpflanze]

something i whipped up on ms paint a while ago. inspired by this gown [see below the cut] and the firm belief that Poirot would wear more extravagant pieces of clothing if given the choice/chance

like, he wears a pink shirt in murder on the nile. come on now. if cary grant can do it why not poirot?