#I have sososo much brainrot over this play alone

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MORE things about TNUtB I can't stop thinking about but it's more "why is that?" than the previous one

Honestly this doesn't match with the post but I am just now realizing I put Janae in 2nd grade but let them be a professor. They graduated and have a degree and a job but they're still somehow in 2nd grade. I'm trying to fix my illogical logic by saying that their parents forced them to go back to school so they could get more time alone. They might be a genius for their age but they don't care, Janae's going back to elementary and that's final

Martha met Jack when the Rangers won 7-nil. It's later said that when the Rangers beat the Raccoons, he was 10. I'M SORRY BUT THIS IMPLIES THAT HE PLAYED PROFESSIONALLY AT 10?? UNLESS LIKE, YOU KNOW, IT WAS FOR FUN BUT I DON'T THINK SO?? "My father brought me to the game" IT'S DEFINITELY NOT JUST A SCHOOL THING BECAUSE WHY WOULD YOUR FATHER BE INVESTED IN THE GAME UNLESS YOU'RE ON THE TEAM YOURSELF??? SO BASICALLY HE BEAT THE AGE OF YOUNGEST PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLER?? (IRL IT'S MAURICIO BALDIVIESO, A 12 YEAR OLD)

Johnny's future dreams and how they work still bug me. They're either not 100% accurate or they're an exaggeration of what would actually end up happening. But like. When did he start having them? WHY does he have them? Actually, where did his father get this 6th sense? Is it a family thing? I headcanon it to be but like?? What?? (I definitely tried delving into Johnny's sixth sense in the hc post but still. What??)

In my headcanons, neither of the Evans kids are AMAB. Was their father disappointed because he didn't have a son that he could mold into a mini him? Was he delighted when both of them ended up not identifying as girls? Is he only supportive because he could make both of them play football? Did he try making them play football before either of them came out?

Why does Jack not fucking care about whether or not his wife is faithful or not? Then again, he only really cares about football so I don't know why I'm asking this

Do. Do Johnny and Janae actually seek forced adoption? Like, do they run away and end up getting taken in by a loving family? Preferably one where their relationship isn't on the rocks? If they DO end up running away, what about Janae's teaching job? Will their class ever wonder where their professor went?