#what is the point of this?

[fryingthepanwithapplesauce]

your personality type but marshmallow?

apologies, I forgot to add a smore option

[irhabiya]

Is it not common for Egypts to get a little too personal with their cousins?

yeah, consanguineous marriage is allowed in most of the middle east why are you asking this as if i'm the one who brought up jordanians inbreeding or whatever

[ohnoitsthebat]

This is so fucking funny to me. Tumblr, gorl, I hit the 100 posts milestone about 12 years ago. You're a little late.

[mrbrightman]

My job interview preparation includes testing the camera on my computer by staring at myself on the screen for half an hour and therefore completely distorting my self image

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[creed-of-cats]

"If voting changed anything they wouldn't let people do it-" grabs your face THEY DIDN'T JUST "LET" PEOPLE DO IT, MOST PEOPLE COULDN'T VOTE FOR HUNDREDS OF YEARS. PEOPLE OF COLOR ONLY GOT THE FULL RIGHT TO VOTE 50 YEARS AGO IN THE US, THATS BARELY A GENERATION.

IF IT DIDNT MATTER AT ALL WHY WOULD THEY SPEND SO MUCH TIME GERRYMANDERING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYWHERE?? WHY CAN'T FELONS VOTE?? WHY CANT PUERTO RICO VOTE? WHY DO THEY KEEP SWITCHING DATES AND LAWS AND TIMES AND WHATEVER THEY POSSIBLY CAN TO STOP PEOPLE FROM VOTING?? WHY DO THEY MAKE EFFORT AT ALL??

BEING DISILLUSIONED IS A REASONABLE RESPONSE. BUT PEOPLE FOUGHT AND DIED AND ARE STILL FUCKING DYING FOR THAT RIGHT, DONT SPIT IN THEIR FACE.

[lactating]

Everyone else is busy and even the most elegant of skinner boxes doesn't hold a candle to your ability to recognize them. With a flourish so elegant you queue a 'scia card to execute it, you turn your back on fast earth.

Turning your attention back the .txt document on your computer labeled "UP'S FOUR AXIOMS OF REALITY." The pumpkin once asked you ""What's your ontology?" it asked." and ever since you've been refining what you think is real.

AXIOM ONE: Nuclear Fusion >

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[morganbritton132]

No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.

[zerojanitor]

twitter: currently owned by techbro pissman

tumblr: actively removing functionality and bloating the interface with things nobody uses

discord: being retooled by ex-Meta management who don't understand the appeal of the platform

youtube: neutered by advertisers and algorithms and also tiktokification

reddit: half of the site is down due to protests about the outrageous monetization of third-party API support

facebook: my mom is on there

[mobydyke]

we need 15-20 episode seasons again these limited series have the worst pacing in the world and none of the character decisions hold any weight

[rivalkieran]

HEARTBREAKING: character actually mildly interesting to think about but I Dont like their fans

[never-not-ever]

I feel like I've been typing about my life for hours but I think it's only been like an hour and a half? It started out as a document on my laptop thinking I'd write about my life. It was long and descriptive and I ended up starting a post on here titled "Why I think my life would make an *interesting* memoir". It was similar to what I was writing on my laptop except I was trying to keep it short and just do simple bullets. Once I got to 2014 and when my mental health started getting worse the bullets got longer. Then I started messing up dates and confusing different treatments. Sometimes I think my mental health treatment history is nothing compared to the complexity of others but then I think back and I'm like hmmm it definitely has its complex too.

[dairyofateenagegirl]

black women as vampires