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İ'm always saying this in everyday conversations

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your daily walks wrapped

you soaked up 10,985 minutes of sunshine, rain, and other weather

you walked past 4,073 individuals you would describe as the most beautiful person in the world

you bore witness to 23% more of your local area than last year—good job!

you saw 3 of the weirdest dogs you will ever see in your life

you noticed 18 people visibly, tenderly in love with each other

you smelled 243 flowering plants & shrubs

you drank 267 delicious beverages

you were kissed invisibly and imperceptibly by 117 bumble bees and butterflies

you were witness to 87,441,289 gorgeous leaves

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heads up:

everything I say and do and think about is my fetish

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honestly obsessed with dick and how it looks and smells and tastes and feels inside me and cum and and uhhhh

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Yeah these are my age regression supplements ^.^ it's Vitamin Be 12

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haha, hey you're a pretty cool person *picks up your speech patterns and non-verbal habits*

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Sorry big guy

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How did you learn to cook?

They tought me in the old country & shit

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1 adderal: i’m a business man. i’m a business woman. i’m a buddhist. i’m a pioneer. i’m a conspiracy theorist. i’m an american. i’m an herbalist. i’m an executive. i’m a psychopath. i’m a brand

2 adderal: i’m a brain in a jar. i’m a pleiadian. i'm wolf of wall street. i’m a king. i’m a sage. i’m a god. i’m a hermit. i’m a product designer. i’m a politician. i'm a renaissance man. i’m an accountant. i’m a scientologist. i’m a virgo

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hey vriska what are your plans for new years - oh ok.

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respectable bipartisans

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the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

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commission i did for @lactating, thank you for commissioning me ^^

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lesbian flag color picked from the strider-lalonde text colors (homestuck)

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THE MENTAL HEALTH BROTHERS

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This is how you look listening to Vulfpeck