#what is WRONG with you.

[doctor-octiddius]

Y'know, I love that whole hypothetical of "if you could talk to your younger self, how would that interaction go?" because in my current situation it would be something like:

OKAY SO. AS AN EXPLANATION. I hated Weird Al irrationally as a kid, like I was straight up fuming whenever someone even brought him up. Why? I have no clue, but it's so funny to think back on. I guess I just didn't understand what a parody was ?? But he was literally my nr 1 enemy - if I could've, I would've had a dartboard with his photo on it to throw stuff at. I have a specific memory of when I was yapping about Michael Jackson to one of my parents' friends and he went "oh! have you seen the Weird Al parodies?" and 9 or so year old me was ready to kill him. And now I'm uh,,, slightly less than normal about him so...

[d1scordantmelody]

do you think people who think frank is some kind of evil overlord have ever listened to teeangers by mcr

[little-noko]

very disappointing to find out you're fine with lolicon and shotacon.

Very disappointing that you don't even have the patience to read a whole post and especially my friend's addition only to judge me as such.

Read before you judge blindly and assume the worst.

[frida--y]

[utahimeow]

I love you!!! anyways!!!!! I hope you never think about sucking kenma off during one of his streams! definitely don't think about sitting on his lap as he teaches you how to play the latest game he's obsessed with by whispering in your ear and while he's rock hard, knuckles deep inside you! will stop if you lose!!! never ever indulge in the thought of playing with yourself right behind his camera, to see how long he can last without shutting the laptop down and taking you on his very desk!!!!

[louisarmpits]

Why is sending a message in work groupchats so hard for me (: why is being normal so fucking hard for me (: why am i scared of literally everything (:

[wildandmoody]

i dont know why i said 'slightly psychosexual' in those tags because literally the entire point of Blood on The Dance Floor is that Michael knew that this woman killed every single guy she hooked up with AND their girlfriends and/or boyfriends and yet he was still tryna fuck anyway. and he sings the verses in a whispery mocking voice following that immediately with belting out about how he knew she was gonna kill him. INSANE.

[chadsuke]

the main couple in this “romance” manga are in the SINGLE DIGITS age-wise

[sanguinifex]

You gotta read and watch some old books and films that aren’t 100% modern politically correct. I’m not saying you should agree with everything in them but you need to learn where genres came from to understand what those genres are doing today and where media deconstructing old tropes is coming from.

Also, more often than you might think, they’re not actually promoting bigotry so much as “didn’t consider all the implications of something” or just used words that were polite then but considered offensive now.

Kill the censor in your head.

[justnoodlefishthings]

The way people demonize seagulls is actually unreal. Almost all of their natural habitat has been destroyed (almost all coastal areas have been developed, destroying natural sand dune ecosystems) and they're doing their best to adapt. They're literally just trying to survive. You're in their home. The vitriol some people have for these gorgeous sea birds just because they're not shy about snatching food if you're not cautious is insane

[mythtakens]

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

[flufflecat]

thinking about ford "human blood tastes better" pines

ford "i have been desiring blood more than usual" pines

stanford "was bitten by a fruit bat but still wrote the sentence 'i have been desiring blood more than usual'" pines

[slyandthefamilybook]

why do you guys talk like you think not voting means no one gets elected

[redsray]

the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?

Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??

Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.

Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.

Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.

[metaldevilll]

🦐

dont you DARE Buddy.

[aerial-ace]

sick and tired of seeing these ace trainers brag about their super smart badass level 100 shiny mons.

This is Sol. She is a fucking idiot. She regularly forgets that she is a flying type and sits at the bottom of cabinets n such crying cause she doesn't know how to get up. I would die for her.