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old doodles i should redraw someday ngl

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Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope

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we have to stop letting people write our pathetic Guys as daddy doms. i hope the next pandemic is premature ejaculation

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Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.

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have some soft climbing class nostalgia in these trying times

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He said he wanted no pickles !!!

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not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them

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sometimes I see queer people go "omg I was such a theater kid in high school, now my friend on the other hand... she was so different... she was a BAND kid!!" and I'm like oh. ok. our high school experiences were very different then

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hey y'all. i was morosely flipping through a sketchbook and found my magnum opus tucked in the back. this is 100% the best thing ive ever made and i gotta share it. behold: baby isopod. may it brighten your day as it did mine.

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in first aid we sometimes cut the cloth of the injured to expose & inspect the wound. well, what do we want to see.

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Golden retriever

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I love drawing her

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Iconic scene from re4 but with remake characters

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Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

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maybe they shouldn’t have put so many of the major arteries in such erotic places. Have you ever thought about that