#what if theres no wifi

[lesbian-space-fish]

fucked up that they don’t put radios in boomboxes anymore

[bacchuschucklefuck]

pygmalion and galatea for aroace people

you should tell your friends what I look like, riz gukgak.

[daughterofsarenrae]

Oh my god taylor swift and the eras tour being top 2 tags again. Please can we have a break. How long is this fucking tour

[toastsnaffler]

yeah I'm not gonna talk abt it am I...

[jacenotjason]

trying to post to tiktok makes me want to rip out vital organ

[akascow]

why cant i delete apple maps off my laptop bro when would i ever need to follow gps directions on here

[bbeelzemon]

latimer's dad booked an airbnb for our trip and my god this place sucks. its so obviously a very very rushed and bad "modern renovation" of a 60s suburban house; the walls have all kinds of holes in them from removed previous features that were never filled back in, mismatched and drippy paint on the walls and doors, broken blinds in a bedroom, the sink in one of the bathrooms barely works, the stove has 2 broken burner dials (one of them can just come off!!!), just absolutely little to no thought at all whatsoever how someone actually living in this house would be. there's the bare minimum of furniture and decor - it feels more like a house showing than anything actually meant to be lived in.

i looked at the zillow listing of this house and it was sold for 165k in 2020, and is now 'zestimated' for 285k. on top of the shitty usual reasons that sucks (gentrification, pricing people out of a neighborhood they used to be able to afford) it's really sad just how little care and effort was put into this whole thing

this wasn't renovated by someone who wanted to fix up this house, preserve it, enjoy living in it - this was really just renovated by someone who wanted to do the absolute bare minimum to add new features and appliances to the property listing, so they could charge more per night on the already shitty airbnb model.

[kil9]

I feel like all smartphones should be able to get the radio... like I had an ipod nano that could receive radio so it's weird to me that a modern phone cant ???

[lepidopteragirl]

i have been waiting for ten thousand gay ass years for my discord to load. cut that out

[junkie-virus]

i endure the most evils (<- brother watching movie in my vicinity so i cant sleep)

[istherewifiinhell]

Hang on just cause my buddy reminded me. Probably the funniest subtle thing about the 2012 Turtles v. Dracula thing is. Donnie's agnostic symbol of protection.

[ID: 1. 2012 Donnie standing in "vampire hunting" gear: a brown leather duster, wide brimmed hat' and wooden stakes on his shoulder strap. He holds a wooden staff topped with a golden diamond with a red stone in the middle. 2. Same get up, holding the staff between him and Dracula, looking afraid.

END ID]

Like the whats said about the symbol is just:

"And, Donatello, your staff has a mystical seal of protection."

Mystic. Okay.

Donnie: "Man, I hope this symbol of protection thing is good for something!"

Dracula: "You have to have faith for that to work on me, goblin!"

And it doesn't work until

"I gotta try this "faith" thing. I gotta believe in this! The way I believe in my brothers!"

[ID: Dracula with a burn impression from the staff. It's round with little star bursts off of the four cardinal directions but not immediately cross looking. END ID]

So thats all to say... i think Nick probably said. Okay you can have your classic horror movie references BUT YOU CANNOT. Imply that Donatello has any feelings about religion. One way or the other.

[faerociousbeast]

today there was a cockroach

[catsharkie]

they r putting me in containment but like . opposite .

[overthegardenwirtt]

funniest things in interview with the vampire:

the fact that we got reverse-queerbaited and there was levitating gay vampire sex in episode 1 and then never again :(

"he ain't white he french!"

lestat showing up to louis' family dinner in the gayest outfit he could wear in 1910, pretending to eat, and hypnotizing paul when he really was trying to make a good impression

florence du lac clocking louis as gay because of his acrylic nails and tinted glasses

"what's wrong with that man?" @ lestat

louis with the "no whites allowed" sign despite lestat being inside the building

"i'm not sure how i feel about that pleated skirt" "it's chiffon it has movement"

grace calling lestat louis' white daddy

louis, lestat, and claudia treating nosferatu like a comedy

louis telling the police they should be ashamed of how they treated "law-abiding, taxpaying citizens" and forgetting that it's illegal to be gay

"we sell...incinerators. to various american cities." "we bring our clients here to demonstrate the product"

louis throwing lestat's coffin out the window

tom anderson not seeing louis and lestat for 17 years but for some reason he has a picture with them in his desk drawer

the fact that rashid was not just a character armand made up but a real employee of theres who was mysteriously absent for a week while seemingly consensually being played by his boss

armand and louis walking up to daniel holding hands like two people who have never held hands before in their life

armand had a threesome with a father and son while watching now, voyager, something louis didn't even know about

armand telling daniel his own armandstat fanfiction, stopping at the scene where they fucked in the theatre box, and daniel wanting more

"are you schizophrenic louis?" "...no"

the insinuation that the real irish playwright samuel barclay beckett was a vampire. not only that, but that his most well-known work, "waiting for godot," was originally written for the theatre des vampires. not only that, but that he is now an unspecified DJ

french man yelling at louis and armand that they should blow each other when they're kissing in the public park

daniel molloy being so unbelievably gay in the 1970s and being immediately into fucking louis in the coffin

daniel molloy having his body comandeered by armand and still offering to suck his dick

daniel molloy trying to escape from armand and immediately running into the wall

armand walking back into the dubai penthouse being the silliest he's ever been, nourished, happy only to find out that his husband and weird gay boy situationship have unionized

armand gaslighting his way out of the situation he gaslit himself into by telling louis he asked him to erase his memories

armand animating the raccoon into the projections during the trial

santiago small dick reveal

lestat still wearing a 150 year old leyendecker robe and playing a wooden piano, but somehow having the money for an ipad, speakers, and wifi

"siri pause"

[little-ajax-56793]

Okay I decided to try reading interview with the vampire and was anyone going to tell me it's funny as shit

[sad--tree]

last year in finland i had no problem texting/videocalling my mum w/ just wifi and no mobile network bc we both have androids but this year it just. will not work. had 2 turn on roaming just 2 send her a message and video calls just won't work at all even with roaming on :(

(also roaming is like $15/day plus tax which is. pointlessly expensive)